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[DumbDude43]

Redditor decides to stop masturbating for a year while tracking how often he creams his sheets at night during this year. (archive)

Spoiler: Data is beautiful

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>"data is beautiful" subreddit
>expectation: interesting statistics about cool things
>reality: redditors autistically tracking how much they jizz in their pants

 

[Carl Brutanadilewski]

It's completely dumb how redditors are trying to avoid doing what comes naturally. I mean, i tried to do no fap november a few times but i made it briefly past three days. It's perfectly okay to jerk off, we are boys and as men, nothing is as wholesome as doing it yourself. People did it in medieval times, during world war two and people are doing it today. Masturbation is something that simply happens and shouldn't be restricted by any kind of commandment

 

[JustSomeDong]

It's completely dumb how redditors are trying to avoid doing what comes naturally. I mean, i tried to do no fap november a few times but i made it briefly past three days. It's perfectly okay to jerk off, we are boys and as men, nothing is as wholesome as doing it yourself. People did it in medieval times, during world war two and people are doing it today. Masturbation is something that simply happens and shouldn't be restricted by any kind of commandment

You have coomed yourself retarded.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

Redditor decides to stop masturbating for a year while tracking how often he creams his sheets at night during this year. (archive)

Spoiler: Data is beautiful

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Honestly pretty funny. This is the kind of autism that the world needs more of, instead of tranny sex perverts and manchildren punching walls.
Even the replies are funny.


If this was 4chan instead of leddit nobody would bat an eye.

 

[Carl Brutanadilewski]

You have coomed yourself retarded.

I'm pretty much okay but thank you for you're concern

 

[JustSomeDong]

I'm pretty much okay but thank you for you're concern

Get a job, Felix.

 

[Bugman's Burden]

Spoiler: text

General QuestionSeriously where can I masturbate??? (self.UCSantaBarbara)
submitted 10 days ago by Need2cummmm
I am a freshman in Santa Rosa dorms and one of my roommates is an international student who just skips class and plays League of Legends in our room for a literal minimum of 16 hours a day. He even gets his groceries delivered and eats all his meals at his desk so he literally never leaves the room for more than like 5 minutes(10 minutes if he decides to shower that day). Aside from my room, the only other place that I thought I could masturbate in is the shared bathrooms, but nutting on the public shower floor just seems so disgusting and heinous. It's been like 3 weeks at this point and I can literally feel a pressure inside my pubic region whenever I sit down. Does anyone know a place I can go to masturbate? Seriously.

This is so funny to me because #1: He's going to UC Santa Barbara and not getting laid. A school that's 44% male and 56% female that used to be called the University of Casual Sex and Beer. And #2 he's in this shitty situation, but his only concern is how to masturbate.

It's peak Redditor Realism. If we ever should enter a dystopia, we will see reddit posts saying, "OK so now that Skynet has Terminators patrolling the streets and killing humans on sight, where can I go to coom? I've been hunkering down in the cellar with my family, but they won't let me boot up my laptop because that would give away our position. It's been 3 weeks since I was on blackcest dot com and I know I'm missing some premium content."

 

[Terror Sandwich]

There is currently a small drama ongoing in a shitposting subreddit for the Anime/Manga "Jujutsu Kaisen", due to a moderation decision to ban the subreddit's favorite (racist) meme. I found it interesting since it shows how reddit can still offer some sort of freedom of expression on smaller subs, but as they grow larger they start getting more and more censored, in order to fit with all the other subreddits mindset.
r/Jujutsufolk, focused on discussions about new chapter leaks, new episodes of the anime and a lot of shitposting, power-level fagging and a bunch of stupid gay shit related to the series. I'll post a few links to the subreddit, but if you care about manga spoilers, you shouldn't read the subreddit.

Sometime ago they started making and spamming low effort edits of this Biden meme, editing with character from the series using their abilities (original meme on the left, edit on the right):



Considering the meme image says "nigga", so you can probably tell what happened.
But the interesting thing is that seemly none of the users gave a fuck, or acted offended to it at all. For example, in this thread, the OP asked for everyone's favorite edit of the meme, with 150 comments, not a single one complained about the offensive nature of the meme. The OP is now deleted, but you can still read the comments and see all the racism: https://old.reddit.com/r/Jujutsufolk/comments/17j3bsi

Today, a couple of days after that post, the mods banned the meme:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Jujutsufolk/comments/17kb7g3/due_to_vast_amount_of_reports_about_biden_meme

This thread is currently the most controversial of the day, with 0 upvotes.
Their reasoning is quite interesting, "Due to vast amount of reports" the meme was banned, but as a lurker, I had never seen single comment complaining, so I'm curious to know where the fuck did these reports came from...
Most of the comments are making fun of the mods, complaining, or have been removed (most likely from posting the meme itself):




And here's a bit more serious take from the users:


And now, the frontpage is filled with shitpost about the mods, like this:


All of this will most likely blow away soon with no greater drama, redditors are already too docile to even care anymore. But I found it interesting seeing that there are still small pockets of sensible people on reddit that don't give a fuck about all this modern day bullshit, and yet, a few janitors are enough to end the fun of 65k readers.

 

[Executive Petrel]

It's completely dumb how redditors are trying to avoid doing what comes naturally. I mean, i tried to do no fap november a few times but i made it briefly past three days. It's perfectly okay to jerk off, we are boys and as men, nothing is as wholesome as doing it yourself. People did it in medieval times, during world war two and people are doing it today. Masturbation is something that simply happens and shouldn't be restricted by any kind of commandment

You're so much of a disgusting coombrain you rated the sexual market value of your dead mother.

This is so funny to me because #1: He's going to UC Santa Barbara and not getting laid.

A new saint ER in the making if pr0n wasn't so cucked.

 

[The Cunting Death]

It's completely dumb how redditors are trying to avoid doing what comes naturally. I mean, i tried to do no fap november a few times but i made it briefly past three days. It's perfectly okay to jerk off, we are boys and as men, nothing is as wholesome as doing it yourself. People did it in medieval times, during world war two and people are doing it today. Masturbation is something that simply happens and shouldn't be restricted by any kind of commandment

Nigga you have an addiction. Get help.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

It's completely dumb how redditors are trying to avoid doing what comes naturally. I mean, i tried to do no fap november a few times but i made it briefly past three days. It's perfectly okay to jerk off, we are boys and as men, nothing is as wholesome as doing it yourself. People did it in medieval times, during world war two and people are doing it today. Masturbation is something that simply happens and shouldn't be restricted by any kind of commandment

Cooming isn't normal. It's a dopamine hit that tempts you to do it more and more.

 

[pylosurf]

All videos of looting and other shit like that was banned under the guise of fighting racism (love them just admitting blacks are violent subtly here lol) because it was nearly always black people doing it and we can't have our precious pet negros look bad!!!
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"Posts that involve violence, looting, and serious crime account for an overwhelming amount of our moderation efforts, despite making up just a fraction of what makes this sub so fucking crazy."

Hmm, where have I heard this problem before? It's like 13/50 Inception.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

It's completely dumb how redditors are trying to avoid doing what comes naturally. I mean, i tried to do no fap november a few times but i made it briefly past three days. It's perfectly okay to jerk off, we are boys and as men, nothing is as wholesome as doing it yourself. People did it in medieval times, during world war two and people are doing it today. Masturbation is something that simply happens and shouldn't be restricted by any kind of commandment

All troons were once coomers, food for thought

 

[Vingle]

I agree it's in bad taste to share about your masturbation habits on the farms, but there is evidence that the risk of prostate cancer is increased if you don't let it out regularly. Ed is more of a risk to, in the "If you don't use it, you lose it" sense.

 

[LGHDR+]

I'm pretty much okay but thank you for you're concern

I'm probably late but it is so fucking appropriate that Felix is posting about Reddit. For those of you who don't know, he was bullied off Reddit. Soak that shit in.

 

[Saint Agustin]

It's completely dumb how redditors are trying to avoid doing what comes naturally. I mean, i tried to do no fap november a few times but i made it briefly past three days. It's perfectly okay to jerk off, we are boys and as men, nothing is as wholesome as doing it yourself. People did it in medieval times, during world war two and people are doing it today. Masturbation is something that simply happens and shouldn't be restricted by any kind of commandment

I'M CUUUUUUUUUUMING!!!!!

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

It's completely dumb how redditors are trying to avoid doing what comes naturally. I mean, i tried to do no fap november a few times but i made it briefly past three days. It's perfectly okay to jerk off, we are boys and as men, nothing is as wholesome as doing it yourself. People did it in medieval times, during world war two and people are doing it today. Masturbation is something that simply happens and shouldn't be restricted by any kind of commandment

Nobody here woke up this morning and asked for your expertise in the moral implications of jerking off.

 

[AnOminous]

Nobody here woke up this morning and asked for your expertise in the moral implications of jerking off.

Nobody here at any time in history woke up and asked him a goddamn thing, ever.

 

[Kirby]

It's completely dumb how redditors are trying to avoid doing what comes naturally. I mean, i tried to do no fap november a few times but i made it briefly past three days. It's perfectly okay to jerk off, we are boys and as men, nothing is as wholesome as doing it yourself. People did it in medieval times, during world war two and people are doing it today. Masturbation is something that simply happens and shouldn't be restricted by any kind of commandment

Proverbs 25:28 you fucking coomer

 

[Overpriced Osama]

There's nothing wrong with masturbating as long as you're just using your imagination and it's not interfering with your life. No fap is an autistic overreaction to porn.