Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Screamer_2 said:
What is POTS?
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neverendingmidi said:
It’s one of the popular munchie claims.
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JULAY said:
OK, even if that is a real thing (press X to doubt)
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I have it, actually diagnosed by a real doctor. And here is the magical treatment: don’t get up too quickly and if you feel lightheaded, sit down and put your head down until it passes. This quite literally is a giant nothingburger. I’ve had more inconvenience from a paper cut. What a drama queen.

ETA I just had it after posting this because I had to jump up quickly. Twenty seconds or less of slight wooziness. Probably a bit dehydrated, so off to top up my fluids.
 
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monstrous bubo said:
I have it, actually diagnosed by a real doctor. And here is the magical treatment: don’t get up too quickly and if you feel lightheaded, sit down and put your head down until it passes. This quite literally is a giant nothingburger. I’ve had more inconvenience from a paper cut. What a drama queen.

ETA I just had it after posting this because I had to jump up quickly. Twenty seconds or less of slight wooziness. Probably a bit dehydrated, so off to top up my fluids.
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Sounds like low blood pressure. I'm not a doctor but I know that can cause dizziness when standing up too quick, or some inner ear thing that affects balance, I remember when I had an ear infection when I was a kid I'd get dizzy as hell (like that thing you get when you've had a few too many drinks where the room looks like it's constantly moving) and feel like puking if I stood up or moves my head too fast.
Munchies always go for conditions where the symptoms are subjective, it must be infuriating to have these fucking sympathy leeches appropriating a genuine medical condition.
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We have an update!
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I mean this is just nonsense but lmao at the idea of this pooner "kubric staring" at some middle aged woman firing her, and then being totally bamboozled into not being able to take any recourse, as if it was posiabek, then being escorted of the prems.
Whatever she did in there, or at least, the following behaviour in combination was ground for more or elss immediate dismissal. God I wish we could have the full story.

If it wasn't so painfully onesided and clear as to who was in the wrong, one could holdout hope for a handwringing AITA post or suchlike, but nah this will never be discussed, as a cut and dried sad case of a mad young woman (who isn't on HRT, BTW, she is worried about her cat not recognising her... Despite not living with 'her' cat yet..?)

God I wish we had a better window on this particular poon.
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Turns out a lot of guys aren't any happier about having weird Pooners with their piss fetishes in the men's room than women are about having gross troons in the women's.
Personally I don't really care about Pooners in the men's room, they're no threat like AGP creeps taking pics of their euphoria bones in the womens room are, it's just not the same.
I still say people should use the correct bathroom on general principle, one thing I've noticed that proves this is more about forcing their way into places they aren't welcome is that when they get offered a compromise by using a neutral room of their own it's never good enough.
This seems to be especially true for AGP's, they demand access, it's about forcing people to go along with their fetish, that's a huge part of their kick.
 
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monstrous bubo said:
Probably a bit dehydrated, so off to top up my fluids.
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Butbut you’re supposed to go to a&e and demand IV fluids!!! Don’t forget to make the doctors know just how super rare you are :)

Jokes aside, understanding your body is literally key to symptom management and it’s good to see someone normal.

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His jaw dropped seeing the difference? All I see is a filter. U/ash_dnd
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Nice posting of your friend too. Not sure if also troon.

Lmao post history. Not a fetish btw
(Deleted comment, if a less retarded kiwi can see deleted Reddit stuff that’d be great. Something like old.reddit? Ok I’m less retarded and google told me how)
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Littlest Pooner said:
Nipple piercings are gender validating? Do men not have nipples to pierce? (Answer is obviously yes because it's a man wanting them pierced).
Also re: Britbong "mate", in certain places and social circles/classes, mate is 100% neutral. I suppose some women might be bothered by it, especially super feminine dressed ones. But also definitely troons.
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Bit late as I'm catching up, but lol. More men get their nipples pierced than women and it's never normal men either, it's mostly creepy weirdos that never wash, kinky old faggots and every male tranny that ever walked in.

I've worked in numerous tattoo studios in the last 15 years and I always felt bad for the piercing girls. It's doubly amusing because you always KNOW which customers are in for nipples or dick piercings instead of tattoos long before they open their mouths to ask.

Total male coomer shit.
 
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unexpected onions said:
With troons you often can't tell that they're trying to be the opposite sex.
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That or they're so "visibly queer" they might not even want she/her or he/him pronouns. There are some serious genderblobs out there who also want you to call them neopronouns and you are not allowed to perceive their gender at all, you can never make them happy so why even try.
I can be respectful to someone if they're worth respecting and use their pronouns, but I will never ever seriously use neopronouns.

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Absolute retardation.

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fags are so weird lololol
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bet she fucks dogs, too. Why is she literally a tumblrina.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
That or they're so "visibly queer" they might not even want she/her or he/him pronouns. There are some serious genderblobs out there who also want you to call them neopronouns and you are not allowed to perceive their gender at all, you can never make them happy so why even try.
I can be respectful to someone if they're worth respecting and use their pronouns, but I will never ever seriously use neopronouns.

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Absolute retardation.


bet she fucks dogs, too. Why is she literally a tumblrina.
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"I miss being able to lie to people and get away with it!"
 
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I bring to you a true and honest woMAN that has “bagged a CIS MAN!!!”
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He’s straight but has been with a trans girl before
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/s/zQNqEvPDKs
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My dress has to match my panties for when he takes them off later…
I wonder what shade of lipstick would look good on his….
Not a fetish tho!
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/s/cmPDTFLOgb


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NEWS FLASH! Most people do no post pictures of themselves and their partner on Reddit of all places. Truly exceptional
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How dare you be a cis woman and come into my space and tell me you support me!!1!111!
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Got downvoted tho lmao. Do what your fellow troon said and take the damn compliment.
 
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I bring to you a true and honest woMAN that has “bagged a CIS MAN!!!”
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He’s straight but has been with a trans girl before
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/s/zQNqEvPDKs
Ghost archive isn’t working for me currently will try later.

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My dress has to match my panties for when he takes them off later…
I wonder what shade of lipstick would look good on his….
Not a fetish tho!
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/s/cmPDTFLOgb


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NEWS FLASH! Most people do no post pictures of themselves and their partner on Reddit of all places. Truly exceptional
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How dare you be a cis woman and come into my space and tell me you support me!!1!111!
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Got downvoted tho lmao. Do what your fellow troon said and take the damn compliment.
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Forget the him being "Straight" bullshit this dude said he was preop then talks about his "Clit" and his boyfriend going down on him in the next sentence. Taking out of the equation those awful open wounds they call vaginas but this troon doesn't even have that and is delusional enough to think they have a clit, and someone can go down on them. Jesus H Christ the fact that these delusional motherfuckers have so much sway in media, education, politics, and the medical community is so damn soul crushing.
 
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Scolopendra Dramatica said:
Bit late as I'm catching up, but lol. More men get their nipples pierced than women and it's never normal men either, it's mostly creepy weirdos that never wash, kinky old faggots and every male tranny that ever walked in.

I've worked in numerous tattoo studios in the last 15 years and I always felt bad for the piercing girls. It's doubly amusing because you always KNOW which customers are in for nipples or dick piercings instead of tattoos long before they open their mouths to ask.

Total male coomer shit.
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Oh yeah I know, it was rhetorical really haha. I've worked in studios also and yeah, some horrible situations. One of my friends was a piercer at a different studio and there was a very regular guy (quite smart in fact) who was in his mid 70s, you would have absolutely no idea he had around 30 genital piercings and large gauge nipples, he also used to go into the studio regularly to chat to her and one day brought in his photo album of him wearing elaborate chastity cages and kinky maid outfits (or completely bollock naked in various positions). :story:
 
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