2023 Israel-Palestine Armed Conflict

Iran isn't stupid enough to start a war with Israel over Yemeni extremists attacking. Despite the Imams talking about death to Israel, they are smart enough to know how disastrous an actual invasion would be. This is the same with North Korea. The fanatics are typically in lower levels and the leadership doesn't believe their own propaganda. They will pretend but never actually follow through because the consequences could dethrone them.
 
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god, help us all.
 
From what I know I suspect this to be a nothingburger.
Yemen is a failed state embroiled in an endless civil war. The country is hundreds of kilometers away from Israel and their missiles won't do shit even if they manage to arrive.
The civil war is a proxy conflict between Saudi and Iranian interests where the Houthis are backed by Iran, so think of this as an elaborate way for Houthis to get more missiles from Iran so that can go back to killing each other in the civil war.
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Personally this reminds me of Iraq launching missiles at Israel during the gulf war. Saddam did it to provoke Israel into retaliating so that they could call a jihad against Israel and get support from other Arabic countries.
But Israel didn't do shit and Saddam ended up getting ditched by the Arab world.
 
Can't exactly do much besides fire missiles, so......whatever? I guess? It's not like they'll be able to march across SA and Jordan to help out.
Yeah and send drones. These are serious missiles though.

Same. Wouldn't be surprised if it's IDF propaganda to gather support
Yeah the group that has death to Israel curse the jews on their flag would never attack Israel that's just propaganda

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"God is the greatest, Death to America, Death to Israel, Curse on the Jews, Victory to Islam"
 
China apparently has removed Israel from their maps

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Not sure what that specifically means but wouldn't it be funny if in turn other countries would announce "Taiwan is a real country" making China look like idiots?
They also replaced the internal borders with the 1947 un partition plan borders that the arabs rejected.
 
Google Translated the 10 pages of the document from Hebrew to English.
It's not going to happen, but it should.

I was gonna make a big politispergy effortpost on Tzachi Hanegbi being a complete moron and Amit Segal's analysis of the situation, but I'm too MATI for that in the end. TL;DR - Israel not letting fuel into Gaza is the key to winning, and barring unforeseen developments I will vote for Gantz purely to destroy the cancer that is the current Likud party and Bibi-ism. Here's Segal's take if any of my fellow heebs want to see it:

Anyway, Hamas got embarrassed by the "torbedo" video and are claiming that that clip was just a promo, Ethan Ralph style. They released another clip purporting to show actual operational usage of a similar device, this time with the word "torpedo" spelled correctly. It's left unexplained why a device for operational use is decorated with large, easy to spot, bright red letters:

Leader of Dagestan region to the the airport mob: "You are disgraceful human animals who can only act in a rabble, you hide your faces, push women in front of you, you are not men, not Caucasians, not Dagestanis".

"Not Caucasians, not real men" - so basically, he called them niggerfaggots.

A group of Russian trolls Hamas fighters released a video thanking Ukraine for sending them weapons. No doubt this will be analyzed in detail by Douglas Macgregor on his next Tucker appearance:

If anyone is wondering why there always seems to be a big rocket barrage at central Israel every evening at around 9 PM (Israel time), it's because back in November 2019 Israel killed an Islamic Jihad commander, Baha Abu al-Ata, at 9 PM. Ever since then, Gazans have tried to own the meme or something by launching especially large salvos at "Baha Abu al-Ata hour". They seem to think this a devastatingly effective psychological tactic; I'm not really sure why. In 2014 their thing was to launch a barrage at Tel Aviv every morning at the start of the working day.
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Ya boys missing the strategic implications of the Houthi move. If I could read Arab now I'd be doing coke to stay awake the whole night to see what happens as they launch more missiles over muslim territory.


Every missile they fire brings them + cred.
Every missile any muslim country destroys brings them - cred.

The question is just how many missiles they have and how long they can keep at it.

Israel can't fight back because if they fire anything over Saudi and Jordanian territory its ------ cred to both Saudis and Jordanians if they let it through. Like it's "burn your embassies" level of negative social credit for the rulers.


Israel knows this, so they will have to take it and keep taking it, unlike the stuff from Hamas and Hezbollah.
For better or for worse, the Houthis just made Israel their bitch for the duration of the war.

Who knows, maybe they can sneak some jets through Eilat and strike Sanaa (Houthi capital).



Saudi analyst Aziz Alghashian said Saudi Arabia would be worried about the conflict spilling across its own borders.

"I think the problem is that this war has the potential to put Saudi in a position where it is seen to take sides between the U.S. and Israel, and Iran," he said. "I think Saudi wants to avoid that."
 
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The arabs never get together to destroy "das juden". A lot the jew(Israel) hate was political for regimes to stay in power. None liked nor cared about palestine back then. Nasser was assassinated arguably due to his own anti-jew(Israel) push during the wars and then recognizing Israel as a state when he was put in an impossible situation. He dug is own grave by radicalizing his populace. It's why Jordan doesn't care as long as the Golan is left untouched by all parties and they share the Dead Sea.
Nasser wasn't assassinated, he died of a heart attack but his successor Sadat was assassinated.
Wow, Hamas' ground game has really fallen off. They came out strong over running all those bases and out posts, but now they can't even IED a gaggle of reservists.
Looks like some reservists find they'll be cannon fodder for Hamas while their leaders are in fancy mansions.
 
It's being claimed that Hamas plans on freeing foreign hostages
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Can't exactly do much besides fire missiles, so......whatever? I guess? It's not like they'll be able to march across SA and Jordan to help out.
Bit late for that really isn't it. I presume if they do release all foreign hostages, it will be in an attempt to placate the international community and prevent additional support from any nations whose citizens have been taken. But at the end of the day they have already slaughtered countless internationals, giving back hostages will not undo the murder of a nation's citizens.
 
The arabs never get together to destroy "das juden". A lot the jew(Israel) hate was political for regimes to stay in power. None liked nor cared about palestine back then. Nasser was assassinated arguably due to his own anti-jew(Israel) push during the wars and then recognizing Israel as a state when he was put in an impossible situation. He dug is own grave by radicalizing his populace. It's why Jordan doesn't care as long as the Golan is left untouched by all parties and they share the Dead Sea.
The hundreds of millions from Qatar to Palestine wasn’t backing them? What do you expect them to do? Pull an Egypt and get their asses kicked like in the six day war?
Two million plus under 30 and uneducated men make ok jihadists but Egypt or Jordan or Lebanon isn’t going to take them in.


israel needs some suitcase nukes to go off in tel aviv and haifa. They could fucking fly them in on paragliders even.
Hezbollah actually got a real missile hit on an israeli warship, just do that with a nuke.
 
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