Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Duke Nukem]

It was long before the Craigslist ad. The first accusations of pepperoni were in the r/autism thread where people were just hurling ridiculous accusations at him because they knew he would respond to every single one. It's where black people farting in Niki's vagina came fromm as well.

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Please forgive me as I don't have time to reply to everything here but this guy just sounds like he's the antithesis of the old adage "don't feed the trolls."

I'm pretty new to this guy but I'm kinda familiar with Wisconsin culture so I might stick around a while.

Hmmm doesn't sound like the Patrick I know. He's a real bruiser and will rough you up if you even look at him the wrong way, child
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This isn't a ticket to the freak show, this is box seats at the Super Bowl.

 

[Procrastinhater]

this guy just sounds like he's the antithesis of the old adage "don't feed the trolls."

Pat doesn't feed the trolls, he gives out lifetime memberships to free all you can eat buffets.
Buffets that serve only the finest Artisanal Niggeronni.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

I bet he’s shit the bed more times than Amber Heard has.

Probably rolled in it too, given that he's a pig.

 

[FinnSven]

Here is Patrick bitching about it to the judge in his request for a restraining order against Andrew Nadolski. He was denied, if you missed that chapter.

This is one of the crowning moments of Fatrick Glory.

The fact that he told a judge about this cannibal pepperoni nonsense, yet didn’t appear to realize how damn ridiculous he sounds.

The whole thing is basically two grown men trying to explain a very petty and childish situation borne out of internet pranks gone totally out of hand.
The absurdity is astounding.

At least Andrew Nadowski has the self awareness to sound embarrassed as he attempts to explain to the judge.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Pat doesn't feed the trolls, he gives out lifetime memberships to free all you can eat buffets.
Buffets that serve only the finest Artisanal Niggeronni.

And even worse, it wouldn't be half as bad if he didn't lose his shit over everyone who laughs at him. I need to read the lore more but I'm already laughing too.

 

[FinnSven]

And even worse, it wouldn't be half as bad if he didn't lose his shit over everyone who laughs at him. I need to read the lore more but I'm already laughing too.

That’s just the terrible beauty of him.

He just can’t accept defeat, thinking that he will win the day if he just keeps “correcting the record”, and hangs in until the FBI swoop down in black hawk helicopters and take all responsible trolls to a high security lulz-proof internet pest concentration camp.

 

[Something Awful]

Someone asked Pat what he would do if a Mexican child came trick-or-treating to his hovel.

Spoiler

 

[An automatic clown]

Someone would have to work out why the fat street-shitter came up with the name “Prongay” though, wouldn’t they?
She kept promising to show her workings and never did. She’s as full of shit as she looks.

Prongay was fed to her by OnA. Anagram for gay porn.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Someone would have to work out why the fat street-shitter came up with the name “Prongay” though, wouldn’t they?
She kept promising to show her workings and never did. She’s as full of shit as she looks.

There really was a Robert Prongay that was a mafia hitman, you can't find much about him though, mostly that he also appears in the movie "The Iceman".
Patrick acknowledged this but he is so gullible that it didn't shrill alarm bells.

Why the pests chose him, I don't know. Probably because of the anagram and how fucking retarded you have to be to believe that the son of a mob-hitman is e-stalking you, and that coincidentally he has almost no online-presence and his name is an anagram for gay porn.

 

[AnOminous]

There really was a Robert Prongay that was a mafia hitman, you can't find much about him though, mostly that he also appears in the movie "The Iceman".
Patrick acknowledged this but he is so gullible that it didn't shrill alarm bells.

The only source of that claim is Kuklinski himself, almost as big a liar as Rick. I don't think the cops believed him either because he was never charged with it despite claiming to be responsible for killing him. He claimed he killed Hoffa, too, a dubious claim even though he was a hitman, as well as something like 200 other people.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

He ALWAYS omits "I" "me" and other such words when he's lying. He also uses "we" to cover it up

True. That's one fascinating aspect about Pat we haven't really discussed much in this thread: how his defense mechanism changes his language. And I'll go one step further:

In my opinion, first person pronouns are Patrick's version of Chris Chan's Sonichu medallion. What do I mean by that?

Spoiler: 110% non-licensed armchair psychology

We all know how "child/sweetie/baby girl" is used when he feels the need to infantilize/demean the other party. But that is a given: it's not only beyond obvious, it's also a common instrument used in arguments to make the interlocutor feel weak. It's not unique to Pat.

But what IS unique to Pat (as far as I know at least) is what you demonstrated above: his change of first person pronouns. If "child" is targeted at the other person, the first name pronouns are targeted at himself. During an argument, this is how it goes, almost 100% of the time:

• "I": is used when he assumes the role of an active aggressor. In other words, when he wants to convince himself he's an "Actual Tough Guy".
  • Here, he either feels or desires to feel powerful.
  • "I" is his front side up Sonichu medallion: a totem that helps him feel righteous.
• "We": is used when he is either saying something he knowsis a lie, or when he is talking about something that represents one of his many failures, shifting the burden to Niki as well (even though she had nothing to do with it).
  • Here, he feels passive, weak, awkward, shameful (A real man never tells lies/A real man takes responsibility for his acts).
  • "We" is his backwards Sonichu medallion: a totem that marks a behavior that's beneath his righteous values.

Just like Chris, I get the impression Pat knows about this ritual of his but his natural lack of self-awareness stops this perception from rising above surface level.

Edit: spoilered for felony visual pollution. Enjoy prison.

 

[Something Awful]

We": is used when he is either saying something he knows is a lie, or when he is talking about something that represents one of his many failures, shifting the burden to Niki as well (even though she had nothing to do with it).

Your theory seems a little out-there, but if there's any truth to it, I'll note that he always says "we aren't SWATTing ourselves".



I guess Niki is technically being swatted due to living in the same house, but obviously Pat alone is the actual target. And no one's ever claimed Niki was swatting herself. So why always say "we"?


Another linguistic idiosyncracy of Pat: the little brother.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Your theory seems a little out-there

You could be right. Stare too long into the abyss and it childs you back I guess.

But hopefully is at least entertaining, cause God knows these few weeks Pat is missing his mojo

 

[AirdropShitposts]

My favorite part about the pepperoni thing is that it's always Rick who brings it up outside of the forums. You can tell he thinks it's the kill shot when listing all the things the atalkers have done to him. And he always includes every part of it, the kidnapping, the Negro children, etc. Why all the detail? Unless he's trying to distract from the truth. And after what happened to Bernard Trammell, who's going to be willing to look close enough? It's only a few Black children after all and while he may not be able to install a fence or tend a garden can really we say the man can't grind pepperoni?

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

You could be right. Stare too long into the abyss and it childs you back I guess.

"That's the difference between you and I. We both looked into the Abyss, but when it childed back, you blinked"

 

[Creative Username]

he may not be able to install a fence

He installed that fence facing the right way. It's not to keep the stalker children out, it's to keep the melanin-enriched children in.

 

[Maude Snew]

cause God knows these few weeks Pat is missing his mojo

Except the fat bastard who took it from him while he was frozen was also him. Oh, behave, child.

He installed that fence facing the right way. It's not to keep the stalker children out, it's to keep the melanin-enriched children in.

"I'm not locked in here enjoying prison with you, you're locked in here enjoying prison with me, stalker child."

 

[TurboNAS]

"omnipresent crystal orbs"

It’s definitely the wrong word because there’s only seven of the palantir in Middle Earth. That’s the opposite of omnipresent.

Pat “plane of the eclectic” Tomlinson strikes again.

Nerd shit

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

It was long before the Craigslist ad. The first accusations of pepperoni were in the r/autism thread where people were just hurling ridiculous accusations at him because they knew he would respond to every single one. It's where black people farting in Niki's vagina came fromm as well.

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NIKKI_HAS_A_COCK aka good old Josiah from Huffington Post. The man has brought more wonders to this Earth than we deserve.

Can't thank you enough for all the laughs, king. God bless that shiny bald head of yours.

 

[Broadside]

Excellent psychoanalysis, @I'mThePatMan! @Something Awful, Pat really is an open book. Not surprising given his low IQ and incessant need to post about EVERYTHING that comes into his liquor-soaked mind.