What do you hate most about British people?

But anglos have shittier accents than Americans or Australians or even Germans

I quite like the middle class "posh" accent. Basically just your average Oxbridge type accent. Too posh and it starts to sound stuffy and stuttery like Boris Johnson or the royals. Anything below posh and you just sound like an incomprehensible extra from a 70s British horror film.

In America I love the southern Dolly Parton / Jim Ross accent but fewer people have them now. I also like the old posh American accent that people in the 40s and 50s had. Radio presenters, William F. Buckley Jr. etc. The most amusing thing about American English is all the new whacky made up words. "What the hell's a wall?.... Oh you mean a room divider!"

German accents are lovely.
 
The worst thing about the British are the British women.

They largely have bodies resembling misshapen lumps of cottage cheese, smell of tobacco and yeast, paint themselves orange, consciously choose to pencil in their eyebrows to resemble Groucho Marx - then waste their money getting fucking pedicures.

British women are the living embodiment of ‘polishing a turd’.
Sometimes I genuinely have a hard time telling if the women I see on the streets are actual women or troons. That's how ugly some of them look.
 
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not the people, but their political class and system.

they voluntarily chose to enter both world wars.
both were wars where the brits had nothing to gain but everything to lose.
they won their wars and lost their empire in the process.
and what do they have to show for it now? nothing, today they are destroyed, humiliated and degraded exactly like the germans they 'won' against.
probably the most brutal example of the 'with jews you lose' meme in action.

Exactly fucking this. This was my thought seeing the title even before reading the thread. Something happened in the psyche of the British people during/after WW2 that completely broke them. Maybe it was the aftermath of the London bombings, or maybe it was the realization that they were on the verge of defeat and hopelessness until they had to be "rescued" by their former colony, the Americans. Either way, the era of "Pax Britannica" where the British empire literally controlled 1/4 of the world's land and population, and was built up over a period of ~400 years... and lost in roughly 50 years post WW2. I think such a monumental shock to the British sense of self led to them self-cucking and letting the Euro-fags take over. It seems like a classic case of "give them an inch and they'll take a mile". Just like people argued for gay marriage, and now we have trannys openly grooming kids and drag shows in schools.

It seems like with the whole Brexit deal, the somewhat less apathetic people who actually stood up to leave the EU have high hopes, but it might be too little too late. There's already entire areas of London filled with Muslims and various other street-shitters. Per Wikipedia:

A 2017 study published in the journal Economic Policy showed that the Leave vote tended to be greater in areas which had lower incomes and high unemployment, a strong tradition of manufacturing employment, and in which the population had fewer qualifications. It also tended to be greater where there was a large flow of Eastern European migrants (mainly low-skilled workers) into areas with a large share of native low-skilled workers.[78] Those in lower social grades (especially the working class) were more likely to vote Leave, while those in higher social grades (especially the upper middle class) more likely to vote Remain.[79][80][81] Studies found that the Leave vote tended to be higher in areas affected by economic decline,[82] high rates of suicides and drug-related deaths,[83] and austerity reforms introduced in 2010.[84]

Studies suggest that older people were more likely to vote Leave, and younger people more likely to vote Remain.[85] According to Thomas Sampson, an economist at the London School of Economics, "Older and less-educated voters were more likely to vote 'leave' [...] A majority of white voters wanted to leave, but only 33% of Asian voters and 27% of black voters chose leave. [...] Leaving the European Union received support from across the political spectrum [...] Voting to leave the European Union was strongly associated with holding socially conservative political beliefs, opposing cosmopolitanism, and thinking life in Britain is getting worse."[86]

Surprise surprise, niggers, chinks, and younger (read: socially brainwashed from birth) people wanted to remain in the EU, while people who are older, smart enough to see through the globohomo bullshit, and have dealt with the aftereffects of uncontrolled immigration, wanted to GTFO.
 
Their constant milling about, anytime i've seen one it was milling about, standing bleary eyed and distant and constantly milling! You would e lead to believe they were all schizo with their obsession, their passion with milling...

Know what i mean?
 
The way they always gargle each other's cocks about how great they are.

The empire is long gone chaps and everyone hates you.
 
I quite like the middle class "posh" accent. Basically just your average Oxbridge type accent. Too posh and it starts to sound stuffy and stuttery like Boris Johnson or the royals. Anything below posh and you just sound like an incomprehensible extra from a 70s British horror film.

In America I love the southern Dolly Parton / Jim Ross accent but fewer people have them now. I also like the old posh American accent that people in the 40s and 50s had. Radio presenters, William F. Buckley Jr. etc. The most amusing thing about American English is all the new whacky made up words. "What the hell's a wall?.... Oh you mean a room divider!"

German accents are lovely.
I was with you right until the last line. Austrian maybe. But German?
 
They will be wrong, and you’ll correct them, They will look you dead into the soul and say “yeah well it doesn’t matter much anyways what’s your point?”
Or
“Oi! Yeah so what I’ve got no morals? I’m gonna violate your rights now you muppet!”
 
You know shit is fucked when even the bongs agree with you.

Also they have a dish litterally called faggots, they look like this:
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Don't you go knocking faggots and peas, you foreign silly man you. A good west country faggot is the best thing to have in you on a cold winter evening.
Tbh, the picture does not do justice to the dish. It looks so anemic, kinda hospital food like.

British people don't have much of a candle to hold up when it comes to food in my opinion, but I won't deny them when it's deserved.

If you go through the efforts of making dishes like this one yourself, or even simpler things like pies, you won't be disappointed. You guys also have good gastronomy, you're just so quick to forget about it in favor of shit supermarket curry, fried cod or fast food.
 
They aren't willing to classify Brummy and Scouse accents as speech disorders. I'd rather listen to a Japanese person talk about Earth than listen to that babbling.
 
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Iron Maiden was their single most valuable export.
The band or the torture device?

...............

Britain gave us some good authors, including some of the best of all time (Tolkien, Lewis, and Douglas Adams) but like most things everything good about them was already either dead and gone or on the way to death's door by the mid-1990s. Modern Britain, I have no fucking clue.
 
They're so damn ugly.
I've theorized that the British Isles were used as a quarantine zone for the ugliest people in Europe and that was their ethnogenesis.
Because they exist, they hit us with the ugly stick. You can actually reliably guess what kind of Eurotrash a Europoor is and all the fucked-up looking ones are those with high percents of Celtic blood. You can likewise predict American region off of that.
 
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