Jesus fucking christ, her channel is SO bleak. She tried to eat a pizza fresh out of the oven so hot it was burning her hands, multiple times, and literally could not learn from her mistake. She kept fondling her burning food, yelping, and popping it into her maw. She said Salad could only have two cheeses on his pizza because "cheese 'aint cheap." So you ate all the cheese in one frantic go, eh?
Her second grocery haul was so lethargic and tragic I would have wept if literally anyone else had produced it. She trailed off multiple times without finishing her sentence, struggled mightily to put anything away, and I guarantee her kitchen floor is littered with ripped bags she was too lazy to recycle or throw away. Something definitely happened between haul 1 and haul 2.
In her yuckbang she admitted she was retelling a story and her channel is "on re-runs." She produced a tremendous bowl of ketchup from beneath the table to dip her homemade monstrosity in, which just further confirms that she hides another meal beside her while she gorges herself on camera, legs akimbo, enormous "tummy" pressed against her thighs and windpipe on respective ends.
Happy halloween, farmers! This bitch is a horrifying tale of gluttony, narcissism, and stupidity gone unchecked for a lifetime! Kiss your children and loved ones goodnight and warn them of the a-boy-uh-ed monster who is coming to eat their candies while they sleep.
(If anyone even loves you, you ugly, fatter than Chantal, no-life monsters!)
