Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

I guess I'm 2,500 pages late with this question but what makes Nick qualified to wax academic on these topics?

Wet brain alcoholism.

 

[P5Fever]

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It's always those prude conservatives

It was already pointed out, his buddy—TSWG aka Anna—watched it because she was sick of people saying “no it isn’t gross you haven’t seen it so you’re just seeing things out of context” so she was getting the context.

Fuck me, TSWG orbits a lot of the retards in Comics Gate (and she’s turning into a thot), but nice to see she’s just “a weird conservative” for trying to prove disingenuous pedos wrong. Also pretty sure she doesn’t identify as conservative last I checked.

Who needs enemies when you have friends like Nick? Throw you under the bus in a heartbeat for the alter of Juju.

 

[northstar747]

does nick watch nulls stream?

Because I feel like were gonna get video's or tweets about cheese

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Dax isn’t giving Nick orders. Like any woman who knows how to get a biological male to do what she wants, Dax knows you have to convince the dude it was all his idea. Like I said, Dax is a degenerate piece of shit, but I’m cheering him on to maintain this manipulative influence over Nick. It’s legitimately entertaining.

Nick is by far Lolcow of the Year for me— and I say that as someone who all but ignored other lolcows for much of this year in order to focus on the eventful Pat Tomlinson drama as it unfolded in real-time. Pat is a delusional mega-tard on the spectrum who brings up sex at inappropriate times too, but he never had the potential to be anything but a fat faggot with bitch tits. Whereas Nick, as has been said many times, had everything a white bread-ass nigga could want and threw it all away because he was horny and drunk enough to let Dax Herrera influence him. Talk about a big oof.

Especially after Ron's (Coleman, a neighbor) trip to the Vegas "show".

This was before my time. I’d welcome Cliffs if anyone is so inclined. But Ron is very much a live and let live kind of guy. Hell, look at his client list.

NB I took screenshots at two different points of watching his horrendous advice clips tonight, to capture one of his most obnoxious gesture/expression combinations: Holding glass in left hand near his face, slightly shrugging and making a quizzical expression. (I know you all know what I’m referring to here.) I’ll be damned if the two screenshots don’t look identical despite being taken 10 minutes apart during different clips.

 

[huckbeine]

does nick watch nulls stream?

Because I feel like were gonna get video's or tweets about cheese

Nick will be eating some cheese pizza to own the farms

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Just watched the MATI poll clip from earlier and honestly I legitimately can't decide which it is. I think I lean more towards 1 at this point just because of what the early naysayers were right about. I also don't think even most of them could have predicted just how bad Nick actually was. Part of me hopes it's still 2, and drugs like mdma and shrooms can definitely cause huge personality shifts let alone the alcoholism.

 

[Geared Chris]

Stream Lowlights Oct. 31: Good Lawgic Talks Trump in Colorado - Halloween Shenanigans Afoot! Rumble here.

Disclaimer: NOT comprehensive. I was only half paying attention after Halloween festivities.

Notable:

• Nick was pulled over for going 85 mph - and it sounds very recent. He got off with a warning. @Balldo's Gate , please note. It's at Rumble 1:44:00.
  
  
• At Rumble 2:18:25 for, like, an hour (I know...), Nick goes into a lot of commentary about pedophilia, Asian fiction, ComicsGate, V-tubers, etc. I can't summarize or do specific timestamps bc my head hurts. Many weird rationalizations and clipable comments.

Spoiler: The Rest

- 14 min late, 8900 watching at 80 min across both platforms. He won't be doing a show on Friday either, so off Wed-Fri.

- He has to drive his kid to the 7 a.m. thing. Drinking was moderate (for him). He was drinking Smoke Wagon 58% whiskey from Vegas

- Sean/PotentiallyCriminal in chat

- Nick hates CLE (continuing learning) and pays $1700/yr to get the whole package to do them all at the same time.

- He initially hid from Joe that he was going to Mar-a-Lago, then spilled to him at the end of Joe's appearance.

- Trump is likely not going to be there. Viva will be. Nick feels bad that Viva's getting so much heat online (I assume for being pro-Israel???) but didn't "want to get into it."

- Nick said there's a "small roster" of people he wants to have on his show these days. Joe is one of them.

- Nick mocked LegalBytes (unnamed but chat knew) saying "that was very good questioning". Nick then DMed Joe the name and they laughed. It was in reference to dumb lawyer streamers who don't understand trials.

- Nick wanted to dress up as a dyke for the stream with a sign that said 'I am Matt Walsh' but didn't want markings on his face bc of his upcoming travel.

- Made a joke about how no one watches the show anymore.

- He takes Provigil when he has to drive.

- Someone was spamming Locals with "humans are monkeys" - Nick got mad.

- Kiwis like getting pegged.

- Kayla owns a blue wig. Nick doesn't know why. He considered wearing it to be Destiny.

- Between 7th and 8th grade Nick's parents took in a French exchange student "through my dad's work". He then went to Paris in the summer of 1995. He was shocked that at midnight there were breasts and vag on network TV.

 

[thebigdream]

Between 7th and 8th grade Nick's parents took in a French exchange student "through my dad's work". He then went to Paris in the summer of 1995. He was shocked that at midnight there were breasts and vag on network TV.

It's all making sense now. The faggotry, the cowardice, the alcoholism, the failure at monogamy, the white bread. Nick idolises the French!

 

[genericwhitemale]

Comment from user Scarebruh on a new Elissa video that sums up Rekieta perfectly.

Spoiler: Transcript

So there's a lot to unpack here, but at its core is narcissistic rage. Nick always goes on about how he never burns bridges with people. This is because Nick will push people to burn bridges with him. Then Nick gets the narc moral superiority boost of being the better person.

What Null did is deny this to Nick. He left him on read and refused to engage, which does not give the narcissist what he needs: evidence that he has power over you.

So you are seeing this flailing behavior as Nick attempts to get Null to engage with him without just raging for him to call him.

You saw earlier attempts when he read through the decision on Greer's appeal and you're seeing it here and on Twitter/X with Nick's disgusting insinuations.

Nick needs Null to engage so that he can get what he wants, which is any interaction that feeds his narcissistic ego.

Again, this is what he's done to someone he's never even met IRL that I'm aware of. Imagine what happens when his family doesn't feed his narcissism under the same roof.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

I like how josh is giving only a few minutes of MATI to nick and he's not even commenting on nicks obvious baits (pedos, chris chan, kf false flags, fuzzy hash etc). His refusal to engage with nick's thread of conversation is fucking with nick's mind.

 

[Fools Idol]

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Never watched it Nick. I made my mind up on the trailer but please continue to make up imaginary situations to own the Kiwi fags.

 

[newuser131]

Kiwis like getting pegged.

says the guy who puts bottles up his ass.

 

[Swole McPole]

- Kiwis like getting pegged.

Typical Rekieta. He can discern the sexual tastes of 100,000 anonymous Kiwifarm users because -- presumably -- we refuse to countersign his degeneracy, ergo WE must be the degenerate ones.

Meanwhile, Rekieta asks people to ignore the profoundly specific and extremely well-documented activities of him and his paedophile friends. We have PHOTOGRAPHS of Drexel with the 14 year old girl that he was grooming. We have DOCUMENTED his activities at Swing Central, Hedonism II, and highlighted the well endowed black bulls that the resort has on-tap so that a cuckold like Rekieta can remind himself of which particular niggers have serviced his worn out wife -- that woman whose vagina is so "ruined" by giving birth to five children, that for your average white man like Nick, sex is like dipping your cock into a paperhanger's bucket.

Of course, we'd have no clue about any of this were it not for the fact that Rekieta keeps on telling the world about his degeneracy. He's proud of it, and like a six year old child who takes a dump in the middle of the living room carpet, he expects his doting parents to tell him, 'Good JOB, little Nicky. You did a nice big poo-poo'. Instead, we do what any good puppy trainer would do under the circumstances.

We rub his nose in it.

Come on, Nick. Nobody's falling for this. Even your locals paypigs see through your bullshit. The game is long over. Just take the L and move on. Your future reputation as a premier grade lolcow is set in stone at this point. No amount of thrashing about and screaming in pain is going to alter that fact. And this is ALL on YOU. You did all of this to yourself. Blame the Farms all you like, but we're just noticers.

We notice, we document, we comment and we laugh. You try to cope, you mald and you very loudly seethe.

 

[Hot Dog]

I can barely stand listening to even the clips at this point. He's such a sobbing fucking girl in all of them and it's so obnoxious to listen to.

He's a complete failure of a man who caught a lucky break streaming to get autonomy from his other lucky break of being a trust fund bitch with a "heat allergy", which guarantees that he never did anything remotely hard or taxing in his entire life. Spoiled kids grow up to be insufferable losers and Nick is no exception.

Sticking your dick in a braindead pilled up depressed woman and shitting out kids you whine about constantly and wish were gone is fucking pathetic. Why he thinks people want to hear about his takes on relationships is beyond me since everyone seems miserable in his household, including him.

In summation, Nick has always been like this and the mask slipped off finally. There is no putting it back on and his slide into degeneracy is complete. The constant drinking may have contributed to encouraging more of his bad behavior but at his core he is a rotten person.

 

[Xhrash]

Nick said there's a "small roster" of people he wants to have on his show these days. Joe is one of them

I wonder why, could it be because he's changed, the content has changed, or due to the amounts of bridges he burned?

Kiwis like getting pegged

Could it be any more obvious Juju is influencing him? This is straight up Dax projecting his love of getting fucked in the ass and Nick is being his balldo mouthpiece.

We love our mods

 

[Stan]

Men are visual creatures and their attention goes to visual cues, whereas women have cues in "intellectual achievement and provision areas." Whatever the fuck that means.

The provision area activates in the presence of deli provisions like cheese and salami. If you want to attract women, move through your life carrying a charcuterie platter and casually name drop your Harvard degree to every woman who accepts a bite.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Dax Herreras bussy must be incredibly bussin to brainwash all of these men into doing his bidding. Nick is ruining his entire life and going to leave his family behind and move to LA just to get a crumb of the Daxussy. Impressive tbh.

 

[AltisticRight]

>Kiwis like getting pegged
Says the guy that sodomised himself with liquor bottles, wears a balldo(r), and simps for an unfunny balding Mexican that takes it up his shitter while pretending to be a cow named Juju.

I guess projection doesn't win you court cases, lawyer-in-name Balldo.

 

[Twinkletard]

Nick logic:

getting pegged = gay
masturbating while drex fucks your wife in front of you = based

 

[Potatoherder]

Lower than YT ( $138 ), that was somewhat expected as neither Joe or Kurt has a big following on rumble and it's Trump related. Muted user was 'DeatBacks' who was spamming 'humans are monkeys' for some reason. The chat seems to not care at all about the farms and Nick is just talking to the void.

If anything they are making fun of Nick more.

ShaunAfong

Another night, another stranger pounding your cornhole??? Rekeita used to be like you. Which is why he knows anal retantivness doesn't have to be a dream. Let Rekieta Law pegged anonymous group help

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