Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

"I'm not locked in here enjoying prison with you, you're locked in here enjoying prison with me, stalker child."

If Fatrick does end up serving a prison sentence, not impossible with what we know, I can guess that rather than being raped and shanked in the showers, the other inmates will quickly clock him for being easily riled and overreacting.

His sentence will be years of being trolled and pranked IRL.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

The only source of that claim is Kuklinski himself, almost as big a liar as Rick. I don't think the cops believed him either because he was never charged with it despite claiming to be responsible for killing him.

False.
Robert Prongay Sr. actually existed and we even have pics of him:


I hate to help Pat's investigation like this, but I can't allow a lie to besmirch this forum's impeccable reputation!

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Edit to avoid triple posting:

"We" is his backwards Sonichu medallion: a totem that marks a behavior that's beneath his righteous values.

I just remembered another similar example of this fenomena: Cyraxx closing his eyes when he's lying or feeling weak and asking for help.

 

[Maude Snew]

Excellent psychoanalysis, @I'mThePatMan! @Something Awful, Pat really is an open book. Not surprising given his low IQ and incessant need to post about EVERYTHING that comes into his liquor-soaked mind.

It's funny because you know he's never opened a book of his own volition.

 

[Broadside]

I just remembered another similar example of this fenomena: Cyraxx closing his eyes when he's lying or feeling weak and asking for help.

"What's up YouTube. Sooo, as some of you may know, a couple of little bitches by the name of music Biz Marty and
William Gloryhole have made threats against my family..."

Also have a little Halloween chuckle:

Spoiler: 🎃

 

[RCR]

I like to imageine that all of Patrick's ancestors were exactly like him throughout different periods of history.

I close my eyes and imagine Patrick's great-great-great grandfather in the seventeen hundreds.

He would spend all his free time sitting by a window waiting for messengers to arrive by horseback, deliving him news that he was a rotund raggabrash. This figue would then take out a quill and respond "Nay, child, find mirth in thy cell, for 'tis thy fate." When he wasnt responding to neerdowells, he would drink in the local tavern and get into arguments with strangers in the town square about the state of the colonies.

Or, that there was another Tomlinson ancestor who spent all day arguing with people via telegraph abut the franco-prussian war.

Im sure if you trace his lineage back far enough you would find a Patrickus Seanicus Tomlonius. A notorius figure in ancient Rome. Who hated Ceaser and bickered with people about the Gauls and Visigoths. "Nay, Plebian. Enjoy the colosseum. You will find yourself fighting lions and gladiators there soon.

 

[FinnSven]

I like to imageine that all of Patrick's ancestors were exactly like him throughout different periods of history.

I close my eyes and imagine Patrick's great-great-great grandfather in the seventeen hundreds.

He would spend all his free time sitting by a window waiting for messengers to arrive by horseback, deliving him news that he was a rotund raggabrash. This figue would then take out a quill and respond "Nay, child, find mirth in thy cell, for 'tis thy fate." When he wasnt responding to neerdowells, he would drink in the local tavern and get into arguments with strangers in the town square about the state of the colonies.

Or, that there was another Tomlinson ancestor who spent all day arguing with people via telegraph abut the franco-prussian war.

Im sure if you trace his lineage back far enough you would find a Patrickus Seanicus Tomlonius. A notorius figure in ancient Rome. Who hated Ceaser and bickered with people about the Gauls and Visigoths. "Nay, Plebian. Enjoy the colosseum. You will find yourself fighting lions and gladiators there soon.

And he would arm himself with an overcomplicated wheellock carbine, and grind Saracens and Moors into spiced travelling sausage.

After fleeing in disgrace for avoiding a duel with Jon of the Large Codpiece, for the hand of Adrienne Fair, he would marry Niki of Arc and dwell in the colonies. Childing knaves and honeytrapping ecaped slaves by offering them a place to pass gas.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Im sure if you trace his lineage back far enough you would find a Patrickus Seanicus Tomlonius. A notorius figure in ancient Rome. Who hated Ceaser and bickered with people about the Gauls and Visigoths. "Nay, Plebian. Enjoy the colosseum. You will find yourself fighting lions and gladiators there soon.

The Seanicus Tomlonius Clan tried for many decades to influence Roman politics.

Despite years of threatening their enemies with enjoying the colosseum, the clan came to its end in 123 A.D after failing to pay their debts to the powerful aristocrat Quasimus, owner of many small public amphitheaters were the public gathered to discuss current events.

Forced out of their half-villa, the then Clan pater (ironically called Patricius Fattus Seanicus Tomlonius) ended up turning into an alcoholic selling dark seasoned meat on the streets of Rome, while his wife Nikae was enslaved and sent to a colony in North Africa called Sectiona Octa, where she entertained the local patronage with her many talents.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Why the pests chose him, I don't know. Probably because of the anagram and how fucking retarded you have to be to believe that the son of a mob-hitman is e-stalking you, and that coincidentally he has almost no online-presence and his name is an anagram for gay porn.

Before that, they convinced Rick that the Big Bad was Canyon Boykin, a White cop who was involved in a shooting he was acquitted of. It's like how he replies to every claim no matter how outlandish, they found out that he gets really excited when he thinks famous or powerful villains are the ones privately pointing out how much fatter his face has gotten. Want to finally give him a heart attack? Leave breadcrumbs leading to Eric Trump being a brothaman brothaman...

Edit: Roman Rick - "No, Visigoth, Catullus did not send a vial of his semen to my wife. These are your delusions. My Nubian has proof that our stalker is Cicero's brother. Your life is about to be divided in four parts, stalcarus. Enjoy the Brazen Bull."

Also: "Eat too, Brute?"

 

[Divine right to rule]

Before that, they convinced Rick that the Big Bad was Canyon Boykin, a White cop who was involved in a shooting he was acquitted of. It's like how he replies to every claim no matter how outlandish, they found out that he gets really excited when he thinks famous or powerful villains are the ones privately pointing out how much fatter his face has gotten. Want to finally give him a heart attack? Leave breadcrumbs leading to Eric Trump being a brothaman brothaman...

This fat retard wouldn't even smell a rat if they fed him that the true and honest names of his most ardent atalkers are Mike Hunt, Anita Bath and Moe Lester.

 

[LGHDR+]

This fat retard wouldn't even smell a rat if they fed him that the true and honest names of his most ardent atalkers are Mike Hunt, Anita Bath and Moe Lester.

Typical misogynistic racist. What about famed female POC Patposter, Itma Quochi?

I like to imageine that all of Patrick's ancestors were exactly like him throughout different periods of history.

I close my eyes and imagine Patrick's great-great-great grandfather in the seventeen hundreds.

He would spend all his free time sitting by a window waiting for messengers to arrive by horseback, deliving him news that he was a rotund raggabrash. This figue would then take out a quill and respond "Nay, child, find mirth in thy cell, for 'tis thy fate." When he wasnt responding to neerdowells, he would drink in the local tavern and get into arguments with strangers in the town square about the state of the colonies.

Or, that there was another Tomlinson ancestor who spent all day arguing with people via telegraph abut the franco-prussian war.

Im sure if you trace his lineage back far enough you would find a Patrickus Seanicus Tomlonius. A notorius figure in ancient Rome. Who hated Ceaser and bickered with people about the Gauls and Visigoths. "Nay, Plebian. Enjoy the colosseum. You will find yourself fighting lions and gladiators there soon.

And he would arm himself with an overcomplicated wheellock carbine

I envision a rusty gladius with a bunch of cheap daggers adhered to the blade using pitch.

 

[Pendulous Dong]

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Every time I see a tweet like this I'm baffled by the fact that it's real.

 

[DumbDude43]

This fat retard wouldn't even smell a rat if they fed him that the true and honest names of his most ardent atalkers are Mike Hunt, Anita Bath and Moe Lester.

feeding him meme names has great potential
get him to rant about chuck sneed, chris sonichu, ethan ralph, etc

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I must not fat.

Fat is the blackkiller.

Fat is the little penis.

That leads to total obesity.

I will face my fat.

I will permit it to fart over me.

And through my wife's vagina.

Where the fag has gone.

There will be nothing.

Only fat will remain.

Enjoy prison.

Ah yes, the Litany against Fat. Powerful prose.

 

[Something Awful]

Every time I see a tweet like this I'm baffled by the fact that it's real.

 

[Creative Username]

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That day he wrote, "My name is Patrick S. Tomlinson, and I am proud to say that my abnormally high weight would be the biggest thing about me, if not for the revoltingly enormous size of my ego." in his diary.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

feeding him meme names has great potential
get him to rant about chuck sneed, chris sonichu, ethan ralph, etc

I always wanted Gunt and Fat to feud.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I often check back in on this thread and just think to myself "How the fuck does someone like this have a house and a wife?" Like this man had kids, a wife and owns a house how the fuck is someone this autistic capable of that? How can a person who spends hours a day replying not be living like Chris Chan?

 

[Something Awful]

As long as the woman is not exactly high-IQ herself, maybe Pat's absolute confidence in his (very stupid) opinions is an appealing quality. And at some point he really was a published author with some future potential.

Of course, ever since Pat was completely buck-broken by the funsters, Niki just looks like she wants to end it, end it all.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Pat claims a ~mysterious entity~ paid his debt.

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...so yeah, it was probably his mother-in-law.

I was also shocked to stumble upon this tweet where he actually admits he owes $24k... sandwiched between his usual "never owed a thing in my life" shit, of course.

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For a guy who assigns "clinically" as a modifier he sure seems not to understand he's clinically obese or clinically a faucet-dicked male.

I often check back in on this thread and just think to myself "How the fuck does someone like this have a house and a wife?" Like this man had kids, a wife and owns a house how the fuck is someone this autistic capable of that? How can a person who spends hours a day replying not be living like Chris Chan?

I wonder how much it would fuck with actual incels to find out this man was able to enter two marriages.

If seeing homeless junkies with committed girlfriends didn't fuck with their calm I bet that would.

 

[LGHDR+]

As long as the woman is not exactly high-IQ herself, maybe Pat's absolute confidence in his (very stupid) opinions is an appealing quality. And at some point he really was a published author with some future potential.

Of course, ever since Pat was completely buck-broken by the funsters, Niki just looks like she wants to end it, end it all.

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