Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I have been watching her since 2018, and I have never seen her go a week without fast food. I doubt that this time will be any different.

If Salah is too much of a retarded wimp to strong-arm her, I think he as at least been dropping some not-too-subtle hints that things have to change, especially since she can no longer hold her superior financial position over his head.

ETA: I do firmly believe that Chins has been pining for Nader since FFG started that Crackhead Olympics series. Good or bad, at least she FELT something.
 
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I agree, but there's one more reason. In the video she said she doesn't have a pizza pan (or baking sheet, can't quite remember ) so she put it directly on the rack. That's not possible with unfrozen raw dough, it's going to immediately start dripping through the rack and become a gooey mess on the bottom of the stove and probably make the stove start massively smoking as the goop burns on the heating element. At bare minimum that was a premade crust like boboli or something.
And another thing! Dough is notoriously hard to make. Forget about all the kneading needed. If your wet-dry ratio is off (too much flour, not enough yeast, killing the yeast using too hot water etc) then you cannot salvage that batch. Do you really see Chins meticulously measuring ingredients? Nah, she'll just wing it and hope for the best. The dough looked decently risen so you know she didn't do it.
 
And another thing! Dough is notoriously hard to make. Forget about all the kneading needed. If your wet-dry ratio is off (too much flour, not enough yeast, killing yhe yeast using too hot water etc) then you cannot salvage that batch. Do you really see Chins meticulously measuring ingredients? Nah, she'll just wing it and hope for the best.
I'd be shocked if she even owns measuring cups & measuring spoons...her kitchen seems to lack normal cooking utensils
 
What fascinates me the most in this grocery haul though is why on earth Chantal would spend money on 450 g of dried active yeast when she has kilos upon kilos of fresh, moist yeast right here:

Is beer allowed as a Muslim? She can always go the Amoranth route if she really needs to make money.

She's missing out on an easy merch opportunity - sell the yeasty raw pizza dough Nader used to love pulling from her cunt.

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Come on Chins, become a true trad housewife foodie and sell that organic homemade gourmet dough.
 
Many pizza places in the US will sell you their pizza dough. It can’t be that unusual even in Kuwait to go in & ask.
Some may even assemble the pizza for you that you bake at home. What do they care? Less work for the same money.

As someone who has made all kinds of dough for years & a lot of times without a mixer, no way Chantal made that from scratch.

She can’t cook & she lies.
 
I used to buy frozen, pre-made pizza dough, which came in balls, and all I had to do was form it into the shape I wanted (though it didn't have quite enough elasticity to toss well).
You can buy both fresh and frozen pizza bases here. Plenty of people buy frozen pizza and just add extra toppings.

There's no way Chantal made pizza dough. At best she bought ready made bases.
 
I'd be shocked if she even owns measuring cups & measuring spoons...her kitchen seems to lack normal cooking utensils
She recently went shopping for kitchen utensils, bowls, cutlery etc. even proudly showed us her new miracle tongs. I think she did have a measuring spoon when she made the broiled then baked white fish slop.
 
Yeah, she’s live with skin looking like her pizza dough left on the counter for a few days… red and grey and lumpy.

Small crowd but her sycophants are so far up her ass, they’re approaching the bil duct.

FFG is going live at 6. I’ll wait until then. Long few days behind me and her level of snark is what the doctor ordered.
 
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None of this pizza sperging matters. With no pan she could NOT bake a pizza unless it was a prebaked pizza shell.

But she did make it from scratch. Poorly.
The dough was not well risen. In fact it is barely risen at all. She likely did not proof it at all. When she cuts it there is an extremely dense barely visible crumb and it sounds hard as a fucking rock on the bottom. Not crispy but hard. There is no developed crust ring. She did not need it properly to develop the gluten structure necessary to

The dough is super thick in the center and super thin on the edge. This isnt "Risen" dough but mounded, because she does not know how to properly form the crust and spread, roll, or toss out the dough to thin the center leaving the crust thick

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She does not have a mixer either. I am really curious as to what bowl she even used to stir the ingreients together in..her salad servingbowl?

She hastily stirred together the ingredients, let the dough sit and "Rise" for about as long as she needed to catch her breath, then she rudimentally smooshed it out into the only pan shapped thing she has...the hubcap/trashcan lid thing she got from some take away back at the original fart box, then she hungrily stared at it counting down when it could be taken out.

This is not pizza. This is hot water and flour covered in cheese.

Also the vile lump of a person doesnt own a pizza cutter. Sad.
 
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I haven’t watched her in a while because boring but I tuned in for a bit today. This is the worst Ive ever seen her look, and she sounds really sick. Of course it is not stopping her from smoking continuously. She hauls on that pipe really aggressively. Oh well. This era can’t end fast enough for me.
 
I just tuned in for a dose of bullshit I didn’t need. She’s blowing smoke so far up her viewers’ asses it’s coming out their ears.

She’s looking after her health and finances… gag.

She admits she doesn’t have measuring cups; she just uses a cup.

She’s promising or threatening to make her meatloaf.

She’s on some magic combo of drugs keeping her calm and mostly coherent.
 
Also the vile lump of a person doesnt own a pizza cutter. Sad.
I might be in the minority, but I have never owned a pizza cutter either.

I am team kitchen scissors all the way.

Not that Chantal owns those either.

When she lived in the Villa, what did she cut her pizza with? I don't remember her having either of those.
 
I have been trying to identify what the red mark on her face is since it has remained so long (and didn’t see any answers using the thread search function here). After looking at way too many closeups of her face and google searching “facial sores”, my best bet is a ‘spider angioma’. And guess what? They are considered a symptom of liver failure.
 
I haven’t watched her in a while because boring but I tuned in for a bit today. This is the worst Ive ever seen her look, and she sounds really sick. Of course it is not stopping her from smoking continuously. She hauls on that pipe really aggressively. Oh well. This era can’t end fast enough for me.
She looks like death, and thats with the industrial level filters she uses, they have surely been cranked up to max for some time, just imagine what she actually looks like...
Im actually really sad that we might never see her natural hideous face ever again, unless Salad takes a pic of the future corpse or something lmao.
 
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