Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Ass to Ass]

but then didn't stream at all because Las Vegas doesn't have "good enough internet".

Looooooooooool, Lucas is just a lazy troon. Probably isn't doing much because he's realized that the more he does, the more his insanity shows.

 

[Something Awful]

JUNlPER's wiki article is honestly embarrassing.

"On October 6, 2023, Juniper was suspended from Twitter. [..] The move was condemned by journalists Erin Reed and Ben Collins, civil rights attorney Alejandra Caraballo."

lmao, what a fucking all-star crew. Only missing "Congressional candidate Brianna Wu".

 

[Dr George Whitebread]

JUNlPER's wiki article is honestly embarrassing.

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The Western Kabuki podcast he co-hosts is dreadful. I lost what little respect I had left for Alex Goldman (co-host of the defunct Reply All podcast) for associating with these losers.

I genuinely thought that it was deleted for the same reason there was no official wiki on Chris Chan, because internet nobodies don't get wikipedia articles.

 

[Punished Neco]

I've been trying to figure out what the hell he did but there's a deleted tweet that got ratioed.

Nobody else saw this go down live? Well shit. Fine, I happened upon it right as it was starting.
I'll give an overview in bulletpoint form.

• Out of nowhere Keffals tweeted out a callout post on Juniper basically accusing J of being pro genocide.
• Juniper responds something along the lines of 'I thought you'd come for me sooner or later, I was hoping you wouldn't though since we've been friends since 2020'. Ratios Keffals in doing so.
• Keffals responds again, once again accusing Juniper of ignoring the genocide in China (Uyghur)
• Juniper responds, once again Ratioing Keffals
• Cycle repeats for 4-5 more tweets, Keffals getting ratioed by a factor of 3:1 in every interaction.
• Keffals switches to Quote tweeting instead so more followers see it.
• Gets ratioed harder. Chatters keep pointing out that Keffals hasn't even mentioned the Palestinian situation (this is the day the Israelis bombed that refugee camp)
• Keffals gets angry that people are demanding a condemnation of Israel, Says 'Sorry -different ethnic genocide targets- but Juniper says we can only talk about the Palestinians right now'. In doing so mispelt 'Uyghur' as 'Uiyguh' and gets clowned on for faking giving a shit about the Uyghur's simply to win an Internet fight.
• Eventually Keffals resorts to leaking a tweet Juniper posted on their private Twitter account.
• Gets called a scumbag for leaking tweets from someones private account, gets ratioed even harder.
• People work out that Keffals has been screenshotting tweets MONTHS ago to later use in hit pieces down the line if needed, these are people who believed Keffals was a long time friend of multiple years.
• Keffals announces they have more private tweets of Junipers and they'll be shown on Saturdays stream.
• Gets ratioed and called a grifter for trying to monetize drama while 'Palestinians are being genocided'

That's basically what happened, all in a 3-4 hour window. I didn't see how it ended but considering Keffals was getting ratioed by multiple random people in the replies in every tweet and ~700 people unfollowed the account it's probably safe to say Keff realized he was punching above his weight class and quietly made peace.

 

[SquareNerd]

The Keffals discord server got wiped after a "mod went rogue"
Very sus

 

[Something Awful]

"We are keeping the Catboy Ranch paywalled becaue of MUH FASCISTS" is simply a lie. There was no "brigading", Keffals was simply annoyed that people were using the free Discord as a run-of-the-mill troon chatroom and didn't care about him as the main character. Plus, he likes money for doing nothing, of course.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

I know keffy is in dire need of a win, so i decided to help him (because he read his thread, yes Lucas you little narc you)
Clearly he doesn't pass, between the sideway moobs, the bald patch and the general ogre stance, it's a hard sell, but i bring a solution !

MORBID OBESITY !

After all, morbidly obese women DO have tits pointing away from their disgusting bloated belly. They do have bald spot due to poor circulation, hygiene and alimentation. ANd the damn normie can't clock you isntantly as a male if you cover your skeleton with lard until you reach a perfect spheroid shape. Fuck if he goes full Sarault he won't even have to go outside and be subjected to reality! Win all around

 

[SiggerNlayer]

Nothing says completely innocent quite like having to nuke your own discord multiple times

 

[Nod Flenders]

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"We are keeping the Catboy Ranch paywalled becaue of MUH FASCISTS" is simply a lie. There was no "brigading", Keffals was simply annoyed that people were using the free Discord as a run-of-the-mill troon chatroom and didn't care about him as the main character. Plus, he likes money for doing nothing, of course.

Lying just comes naturally to Keffals.

 

[Vect]

JUNlPER's wiki article is honestly embarrassing.

Random online spastics get Wikipedia pages now? He has more words written about him than all of Samoan cuisine. At least Keffals was on TV.

In fact according to the 'Goblin Mode' page (because apparently Know Your Meme, Failbook and Urban Dictionary don't have the reliability and professionalism to document random head-farts on Twitter) he didn't even invent the expression, he just popularized it for a little bit. It's not even clear if he made the Photoshopped image that made him 'famous' in the first place.

"We are keeping the Catboy Ranch paywalled becaue of MUH FASCISTS" is simply a lie.

See, I believe him here. I'm sure his rooms are constantly being raided and being given a lot of grief by very real fascists - it's just that they happen to be other censorious trannies who would sooner swim in a nuclear coolant pool than read something they disagree with.

Fascist, (noun) - A term for somebody who subscribes to the harmful ideology of disagreeing on the Internet.

Genocide, (noun) - The targeted and wholesale destruction of a specified demographic of people through the act of disagreeing on the Internet.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"On October 6, 2023, Juniper was suspended from Twitter. [..] The move was condemned by journalists Erin Reed and Ben Collins, civil rights attorney Alejandra Caraballo."

lmao, what a fucking all-star crew. Only missing "Congressional candidate Brianna Wu".

"civil rights attorney"

 

[Surfin Terf]

I've suspected for a couple months that keffals was planning a pivot away from Breadtube, I feel fairly validated in that. My question now is if he's going to detransition or if he'll try to take the role of le based tranny.

I don't think he'll ever detransition, but I'm still rooting for #detransitionkeffals

 

[Something Awful]

Keffals is once again being canceled, this time for taking a 10 minute breather when talking about Hasanabi so there isn't an "heated gamer moment", which those on Twitter have taken to mean saying slurs, which is usually what having a gamer moment means.

lmao, Keffals now says his almost-gamer moment was caused by PTSD and by walking away he was "utilizing skills he learned in therapy".



The people are not buying it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I can't wait for the Ontario Police to finally pay for causing Keffals to say slurs.

 

[Pedophobe]

How can someone like Fraudkuna funeral director there know who Keffals is and still think good faith advice to act like a reasonable person is worth offering? He's obviously a malignant attention whore you fucking retards and you just made his SHIT LIST.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

still think good faith advice to act like a reasonable person is worth offering?

Because the advice was not for Queen Clara the Findom. It was for others to observe and seen as reasonable such that if Clara decides to act on the director being on the Clara shit list one can frame the response from Clara as unreasonable given the reason is 'I told this narcissist to be nicer and THIS is the result?'.

 

[Ass to Ass]

I've suspected for a couple months that keffals was planning a pivot away from Breadtube, I feel fairly validated in that. My question now is if he's going to detransition or if he'll try to take the role of le based tranny.

I don't think he'll ever detransition, but I'm still rooting for #detransitionkeffals

I'm still rooting for #keffalsmustbecomeanhero

 

[Punished Neco]

The people are not buying it.

Betrayed by the AGP smirk
[A]
Ogreboy makes a good point though, that video isn't Keffals taking a break because of having a panic attack from PTSD, it's Keffals clearly smiling and cracking a joke and people then taking "Having a gamer moment" to mean saying the N word (which I disagree was what would have occurred if no break was taken).
It took a year but people are no longer taking Keffals lies at face value and recognize that Keff is a compulsive liar when the need to cover for a fuck up arises.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Dear Lucas, please keep picking retarded slapfights with better-liked e-celebs. At the rate you're going I may yet get my Christmas wish of seeing you drop under 100k followers.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Bluesky Update​

After almost a month of no activity on this platform, Keffals writes this gem:

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