This thread is the worst. For shame, Josh. I thought you were better than this. Surely, you know someone with an illegal firearm. Or bought illegal drugs. So it is with illegal farm products. Know the right people and the sky's the limit.
My closest friend from church is butchering his summer's herd this weekend. If I pitched in a very small slice of time and money, I could get in on that. I don't. My dad's buddy runs cattle too. The beef in our freezer is from buddy. I cut my beef into steak cuts. Doesn't even matter if it's a garbage piece like brisket, still steak cut. That's my staple. I know folks who run pigs, chicken, eggs, goats, sheep, turkeys, etc.
Bread? Don't even gotta get creative with the law for that one.
https://silverhillsbakery.ca/ I will not say my relation to this group, but LOL. Yeah. Very close. Founders are Seventh Day Adventist. Great people.
Cheese? Eh. I buy this Ford Farms "Coastal Cheddar" from Costco which is a UK import. There I am the most plebian.
I'm just a Canadian. The Yanks have more by virtue of density.
But again, the best stuff is all grey market.