Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Is anyone that is at marlago posting their pics with nick to social media? Or is it just nick? Does it lend credence to the claim that the conservatives are trying to minimize contact?

 

[AnOminous]

He's also ignoring the fact that the main argument most people have against the film is not that it's legally CSAM or obscene, but rather that it's a film that predominately seems to appeal to pedos. Faggots like Max Karson and Vito. His legal analysis that it's not technically CSAM or obscene doesn't change that fact. It's incapable of changing that fact.

Even I agree on that. It probably passes the Dost test. It probably isn't literally prosecutable CP.

That doesn't mean it isn't disgusting.

Not everything disgusting is illegal. The fact that something is legal doesn't mean I can't express disapproval of it.

It's yet another example of Nick's sliminess and moral relativism in the worst of all possible places.

He finally convinced me last night that he indeed does have Narcolepsy with a detailed description that @elb clipped. Seems legit.

I'm pretty sure he's glibly given the same exact speech to every doctor he's gotten speed from. So he's probably well practiced at convincing even trained medical professionals he really needs that speed that he claims he, like, really needs, you know, like, for medical reasons.

 

[Neetorino]

If he had the Sonichu medallion on, he'd also likely explode.

I think it's more likely the church itself would explode. The adjacent theory to the Sonichu demon is the AntiChrist one, and if it's that one I don't think anyone in the state would survive that fallout.

the studded belt.

Holy fuck I didn't even notice the belt on the first pass. This is a grown ass man wearing a belt from Hot Topic.

They met earlier

Holy manlet Viva, I didn't realize just how fucking short he was. Not that it's fair next to Nick's lanky ass. But also, god all these photos show that Nick thought it was a frat party when it's clearly a much classier event. He walked off a "Sears Fall Collection" photoshoot to go to a red carpet premiere for people far more respectable in his "industry". At least Our wife looks good, a fair bit twiggier than last we saw her but she's not that unhealthy.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Is anyone that is at marlago posting their pics with nick to social media? Or is it just nick? Does it lend credence to the claim that the conservatives are trying to minimize contact?

Viva posted their selfie together. Ron retweeted both their photos and posted a better lit version of the dark photo.

Dom Lucre and Chaya Raichik did not post their photos with Nick, nor retweet Nicks selfies. At least yet. They did take photos with others at the party

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think josh has ever complained on his show that it is hard to pick topics that people like. Holy shit nick is coping hard.

This is a version of the Boogie trick where Boogie asks what people want, then ignores it and does dumb shit he wants to do instead.

Nick hasn't been relevant since the Rittenhouse case that was it, that was his peak.

The moment he pulled "balls or no balls" and then asked him what it felt like to kill someone (on someone currently facing litigation on that very subject), he crossed the line of being a complete piece of shit nobody should associate with. How dare this scumbag privileged asshole pull that shit on someone who survived the worst the state had to offer?

He thought the shit Rittenhouse went through was some kind of game for his amusement? Fucking prick.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Holy manlet Viva, I didn't realize just how fucking short he was. Not that it's fair next to Nick's lanky ass. But also, god all these photos show that Nick thought it was a frat party when it's clearly a much classier event. He walked off a "Sears Fall Collection" photoshoot to go to a red carpet premiere for people far more respectable in his "industry". At least Our wife looks good, a fair bit twiggier than last we saw her but she's not that unhealthy.

Viva is 5 foot 5.5 inches.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Drexel groomed a friend's child into a BDSM relationship.

If this was false why would Rekeita be so bothered? "Theyre lying!"...If theyre lying and theres no proof who cares? Except there is proof and extremely suspect evidence the internet has seen and Rekeita is a drunk retard with a humiliation fetish.

Ta dah!

'Grooming' is NOT a legal term. You cannot legally 'groom' someone. Ergo, Drexel cannot be a groomer.

CHECKMATE KAREN FARMS!

--Nick in 1 month

Oh! You mean the religious building! I think that might be a lie too. I don't think he'd make it past the threshold without bursting into flames. If he had the Sonichu medallion on, he'd also likely explode.

I think it's more likely the church itself would explode. The adjacent theory to the Sonichu demon is the AntiChrist one, and if it's that one I don't think anyone in the state would survive that fallout.

As much as I appreciate the joke, I have to say that Nick really could unmuck his life if he honestly tried to recomcile with his family and faith. He simply has no desire or reason to do so at this point, and the Bible is replete with example of people too stuck up to change their ways until a drastic change in circumstance.

Not tok many rich or privileged find humility or piety.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

5.5 inch is maximum cope lmao! Nobody goes around counting their decimal height

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

He dresses like a legit "enlightened and esteemed gentleman" autist with no social awareness.
He just needs one of these to complete the look:

 

[Captain Manning]

BTW, there's been a lot of discussion about Cuties lately, but the Poulter v. Assaf case just settled two days ago, and while reading some court documents, I was reminded of something.

There's is/was a show where Rekieta said that Preston Poulter and/or John Lamont should be put "on the wall" for a comic they were doing. It has the same much "vibe" that he showed back when he was discussing Cuties with Null.

Unfortunately, I think that show might be "lost media" now, because old posts on the Farms suggest he transferred it to the RekietaLaw Live archive channel, and that channel has now been suspended.

FORTUNATELY, I just realized that I clipped and saved the portion of the show that had his reaction to it. Here it is:

(It sounds muted for the first few seconds, but I think it's just dead air).

"GET ON THE WALLLLLLLLL!"

It's another example of Nick showing extreme disgust for things he seems more unfazed by now.

It's really weird watching this again in light of it coming out fairly recently that Vito also likes loli.

If he’s trying to emulate Vic Mignogna with that outfit choice his pants aren’t nearly gay enough. But I guess points for some gay effort with the belt.

Nick is not worthy to wear Vic's fabulously gay pants.

EDIT: Elaboration.

 

[Neetorino]

I enjoy updating my girlfriend on the thread, she loves the e-drama and big dumpster fires like Rackets here. So I sent her some of the pictures and I present her thoughts.

She knows what the fag's gameplan is too. Maybe he'll find a gay conservative up the social ladder to rail him/our wife to gain some clout back. Kayla's probably out on the dancefloor "hotwifing" it up. Just a shame the only Black Conservative that Nick knows is the one he's beefin at.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

She knows what the fag's gameplan is too. Maybe he'll find a gay conservative up the social ladder to rail him/our wife to gain some clout back. Kayla's probably out on the dancefloor "hotwifing" it up. Just a shame the only Black Conservative that Nick knows is the one he's beefin at.

I know Nick is reading this thread as well or is at least sending people here to drip feed him information and to that I have to ask Rekieta, how do you feel about the fact that other men have felt your wife's vagina? Particularly men of low socioeconomic status, how does it feel to know that out there somewhere in the world there are melanated gentlemen that have intimate knowledge of the texture and consistency of lady rackets vaginal canal? I know it's gotta be rough when the only way you're allowed to penetrate your wife is with your ball's entangled in a mesh of cheap silicone, I think I'd drink myself to death too.

 

[Geared Chris]

BTW, there's been a lot of discussion about Cuties lately, but the Poulter v. Assaf case just settled two days ago, and while reading some court documents, I was reminded of something.

There's is/was a show where Rekieta said that Preston Poulter and/or John Lamont should be put "on the wall" for a comic they were doing. It has the same much "vibe" that he showed back when he was discussing Cuties with Null.

Nick addressed that case last night. Did you catch it? It's at Rumble 2:20:10. The comparison to his historic commentary could be interesting. (My eyes glaze over with all the comics drama.)

 

[Charli Toxic]

Because Null won't return his dunken phone calls and texts.

There's no other logic to it. He is fucking infuriated that Null won't put on the Balldo.

This is a narcissists nightmare! Nothing worse than being ignored. I've never seen someone spiral so fast.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

This is a narcissists nightmare! Nothing worse than being ignored. I've never seen someone spiral so fast.

The sad part is Rekieta despite being a meme lawyer still has alot to lose, he has a nice house, his children, what's left of his dwindling audience, I would also add his wife but she's already been lost to the streets and is black male property now. It's Ethan Ralph all over again but without the high energy rage. Yet another retards brain broken at the hands of Null.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick addressed that case last night. Did you catch it?

No. I generally read your summaries and/or wait for Elissa to clip the good parts.

I admire your fortitude it being able to sit through his streams these days, to be quite honest. I appreciate it.

Was it any different than the clip from 2020 I just posted? I'm not expecting him to change his position on the case any, but the point is that he used to be a lot more angry about lolicon than he is now. IMO, "old Nick" wouldn't be caught dead defending Cuties, defending Vito, or shilling Redo of Healer. He's like a completely different person than he used to be. Though that's hardly a novel observation. It's been a recurring theme in this thread for almost a year now.

 

[Anticipointment]

Viva is 5 foot 5.5 inches.

Yet Viva is a bigger man than Nick.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I have to say that Nick really could unmuck his life if he honestly tried to recomcile with his family and faith

He doesn't want to. It's that simple. Doing either of those things would mean allowing someone not down with his hardcore degeneracy to have the slightest modicum of influence over his life, and that's a personal lose condition for him. That's why Null is out and Dax is in, because Dax encourages it.

 

[Geared Chris]

Was it any different than the clip from 2020 I just posted?

Unsurprisingly he's now leaning into the equivocation of the matter. My bold below to compare with your clip.

"Basically [it was] a female-looking demon having sex with an underage female whose name was, like, Lolita or something. Very weird. Very questionable comic. Some people called it very pedophilic. I would agree with that categorization although it's-it's art so it's not actually pedophilic in the sense that it's not a kid. It's a drawing so, I guess???"

He then goes over some of the details of the case.

 

[RotPockets]

Not too many rich or privileged find humility or piety.

And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
-Matthew 19:24