Debate user 'Null' if America has Cheese, Meat, and Bread.

[CHARizard]

I don't feel so good Euro-sisters, I was promised Americans could only buy cheddar cheese.

Spoiler: I'm scared.

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The better chains have counters like this, Wegmans and Harris Teeter near me. The one I used to live close to would buy wheels of cheese and display them, you could buy it freshly wedged.

Tomorrow when I do my weekly shopping I am going to snap a few shots of my local rural grocery store (under 5k population, we have 2 grocery stores though) and see how wide the selection actually is. I generally dont buy cheese but this thread has inspired me to feast on some fancy cheeses this weekend, just finished the poolish for my bread!

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I'm here because I'm interested to see how long it takes.
With so many mutts being assblasted over their goyslop, I want to know how many pages it takes before Mutt's Law goes into action.

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You just fucking did bud, and you're a subject of the Caliphate of Europe.

Congrats, you played yourself.

 

[waffle]

The problem with buying bread in the US is that evem if its not preserved it basically all has seed oils instead of shortening and corn syrup instead of sugar.

 

[YayLasagna]

Null woke up and chose to tell me my lasagna isn't real. Billions must curdle cheese.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Yeah, sure, maybe the eurofags have better meat, cheese, and bread but my shelf-stable lunchables, partially hydrogenated bread, and cheddar cheese will still have equal nutritional value after the bombs drop and destroy all civilization.

Enjoy killing each other with sticks and living off of deer and berries after the apocalypse, faggots. We’ll be shooting muties and chugging Nuka-Cola like proper apocalypse survivors.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

That was not Null's argument, but I guess it was only about a dozen pages into the thread before the argument morphed from "Americans CANNOT source quality meat, cheese and bread unless they live in a metro the size of NYC" to "Americans CANNOT source quality meat, cheese and bread unless they live within 45 minutes of a town with a population of 25,000 or more."

Are there even any places in Europe that aren't within 45 minutes of a town with a population of 25,000 or more? France has 70 million people crammed into a country smaller than Texas and Germany has 83 million in a land area slightly larger than New Mexico.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

he wasn't in central florida
he was in the panhandle, home of floribama meth babies

Surely there's one near that region too.

@Null, If you ever return to the greatest state in the Union and you miss your precious cheeses, you need to locate a Publix. They have all kinds of cheese, I would recommend gruyere. Save for the really blighted food deserts, most metro areas and towns will still have quality food. If you're really isolated you can try Amish farmers markets and that sort of thing, and you will usually find unZOGed food.

 

[RussianParasite]

That was not Null's argument, but I guess it was only about a dozen pages into the thread before the argument morphed from "Americans CANNOT source quality meat, cheese and bread unless they live in a metro the size of NYC" to "Americans CANNOT source quality meat, cheese and bread unless they live within 45 minutes of a town with a population of 25,000 or more."

If you’d bother to actually read the thread you’d uncover that many posters went from the narrow topic of bread, cheese, and meat to grocery quality in general. That would have required to go to what? Page 2? I’m clearly addressing some of them and not Null.

Also I don't think you understand whats being argued generally. What does a growing season have to do with meat, cheese and bread? You can store grain in a silo for over half a year and you can keep livestock year-round. I don't even have the will to address your weird implications about grocery store quality.

It’s a theory I have developed over years of having lived in multiple areas of the US and Europe. The further inland you get into the US, generally the lower quality food you have access to in terms of freshness and overall appeal. If you think a Whole Foods in Denver or, allah forgive me for saying this, Cheyenne is on par with an HEB in Houston you’re crazy.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

If you’d bother to actually read the thread you’d uncover that many posters went from the narrow topic of bread, cheese, and meat to grocery quality in general. That would have required to go to what? Page 2? I’m clearly addressing some of them and not Null.

It’s a theory I have developed over years of having lived in multiple areas of the US and Europe. The further inland you get into the US, generally the lower quality food you have access to in terms of freshness and overall appeal. If you think a Whole Foods in Denver or, allah forgive me for saying this, Cheyenne is on par with an HEB in Houston you’re crazy.

I've been in this thread since page 1. If you're replying to a specific person you can use the reply button to clear things up. Otherwise how is anyone supposed to know you aren't speaking to the OP of the thread? You're "clearly" talking out of your ass, made obvious by this insinuation that nobody keeps dairy or beef cattle outside of Texas.

 

[smugrandomdouche]

Let me make sure I understand this correctly.
There's a starting argument that Amerikans kannot get fresh bread in multiple varieties, different types of cheese, or local butchered meat yeah?
The response has been people talking about local markets: farmers markets for meat, some super markets (fred meyers comes to mind for cheese varieties as does trader joes), and local bakeries that make different varieties of bread.

So then that's the argument right? btfo?
Cause continuing on seems like a constant slope of "eh that doesn't count" or "eh that's not exactly what I had in mind" but at the core of this thread should be a realization that we do have access to all of that. The problem is that the country is filled with lazy cunts who won't go find it.

 

[Null]

It’s a theory I have developed over years of having lived in multiple areas of the US and Europe. The further inland you get into the US, generally the lower quality food you have access to in terms of freshness and overall appeal. If you think a Whole Foods in Denver or, allah forgive me for saying this, Cheyenne is on par with an HEB in Houston you’re crazy.

bro I have asked friends to go scout grocery markets to find basic shit and i'm shocked wholefoods is basically just walmart now, they used to have organic real cheese and variety. even in some big cities it's fucked.

 

[Pomniman]

The total retard war will not be fought in the courtroom but on the streets of Flourida with blocks of gubmint cheese.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Let me make sure I understand this correctly.
There's a starting argument that Amerikans kannot get fresh bread in multiple varieties, different types of cheese, or local butchered meat yeah?
The response has been people talking about local markets: farmers markets for meat, some super markets (fred meyers comes to mind for cheese varieties as does trader joes), and local bakeries that make different varieties of bread.

So then that's the argument right? btfo?
Cause continuing on seems like a constant slope of "eh that doesn't count" or "eh that's not exactly what I had in mind" but at the core of this thread should be a realization that we do have access to all of that. The problem is that the country is filled with lazy cunts who won't go find it.

At a certain point I believe dear feeder decided that instead of admitting he's an expat who doesn't know diddly-squat he would just double down to troll people like me

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

bro I have asked friends to go scout grocery markets to find basic shit and i'm shocked wholefoods is basically just walmart now, they used to have organic real cheese and variety. even in some big cities it's fucked.

i legitimately do not believe that there are whole foods without a specialty cheese section. can you provide proof either in this thread or in the stream?

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

This thread started good and developed into a certified tard classic. I love all of you and thank you for making it happen.

 

[Null]

i legitimately do not believe that there are whole foods without a specialty cheese section. can you provide proof either in this thread or in the stream?

I remember the Whole Foods in Florida had one of the big tubs of cheese with little wheels cut to size and wrapped in cellophane tape but my nigga did not see any such thing

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

I remember the Whole Foods in Florida had one of the big tubs of cheese with little wheels cut to size and wrapped in cellophane tape but my nigga did not see any such thing

in the one next to me they have a wall next to the deli section with 5-10 choices of each variety (soft ripened, washed rind, etc) and afaik they dont build whole foods anywhere smaller than small-medium cities.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I just realised something about @Null

Patrick S Tomlinson is an obese faggot who is incapable of admitting when hes wrong and obsessed with "correcting the record" to "prove" he's right.
Joshua Conner Moon is also a fat faggot who is incapable of admitting he's wrong and obsessed with "correcting the record" to "prove" he's right.
Patrick S Tomlinson has provably had sex at least once.
Josua Conner Moon has never even provably been on a date with a woman.
Patrick S Tomlinson knows his father.
Joshua Conner Moon doesn't even know his fathers name.

Conclusion, Joshua Conner Moon is just a poorer, more white trash, and less successful version of Patrick S Tomlinson.

 

[smugrandomdouche]

At a certain point I believe dear feeder decided that instead of admitting he's an expat who doesn't know diddly-squat he would just double down to troll people like me.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

My urge to throw opsec out the window and potentially dox myself by posting pictures of the plethora of bread, meat and cheese available within a short drive of my home just to shut up one smug web administrator is growing by the minute