- Joined
- Oct 19, 2023
Here are a few fun facts about Elliot:
- Elliot will never be a woman.
- Elliot has a very cubic head that is more evenly rectangular than a gauge block.
- Elliot LARPs as multiple people because of a social trend, which is fucking retarded.
- Elliot also LARPs as a snow leopard as part of one of the most revolting communities on the Internet, which is fucking retarded.
- Elliot is in a polyamorous relationship with several other retards, including one that LARPs as a snake, which is fucking retarded.
- Elliot performs malicious actions against a site laughing at him for this, instead of simply being less retarded. This just riles them up and is also fucking retarded.
- Elliot has been disowned by his parents for voluntarily cutting his dick off, which is fucking retarded.
- Elliot wastes hours and hours of his life seething at a fat guy who runs an Internet drama forum, which is fucking retarded.
- Elliot makes lackluster presentations with single sentences on slides with shitty clip art to accompany them, which is fucking retarded.
- Elliot got accused of rape in such a way that he had to post to his public Twitter and defend it as a "consent accident", which is fucking retarded.
- Elliot has almost certainly committed this rape and is intimidating the victim into silence somehow, which is literally just evil.
- Elliot likes using random troons as tools to do his bidding and throws them under the bus afterwards, which might not be completely retarded but it is immoral.
- Elliot is fucking retarded.
- Elliot will never be a woman.