Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sewer Rat]

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I didn't know there was a Hot Topic in Willmar...

Man, I've never seen the physical manifestation of the midlife crisis before.
dude really thinks that if he dresses with that trashbag he is going to be praised or something

 

[Geared Chris]

I'm sorry that I have to go full optimistic but:

A formal event with Black(?) leather jacket that goes past the waist with a fucking wine-ish colored shirt, studded belt, and dark beige-ish pants with black sneakers with white soles. No matching colors, not even following the most basic of rules like matching belt and shoes.

If he wanted to go eccentric, you can do it while actually looking good/formal, but this Balldoman fails even at that.

Nick looks horrible in all the wine-ish burgandy colors. He's got too much red in his skin and it makes his face look ruddy and rashy. He actually does look good in black, grey, peaches/salmon (NOT the bluer pinks), and true blues or navy. Pretty sure he has blue eyes.

DO

DON'T & DON'T EVER EVER EVER

 

[Fools Idol]

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I didn't know there was a Hot Topic in Willmar...

His outfit really remained of the song Bitter Sweet Symphony from The Verve, maybe it's the leather jacket that is giving me major 90's vibes.

Lyrics are on point to.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

His outfit really remained of the song Bitter Sweet Symphony from The Verve, maybe it's the leather jacket that is giving me major 90's vibes.

Lyrics are on point to.

Nah, that jacket is proper length (at the waist). Nick maybe wanted to go full Columbine but was held back, so he decided to go in between jacket and trenchcoat.

 

[genericwhitemale]

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Bro looms him Tom Myers

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Stitchfix. I thought I had a clip from when he first brought it up but I must’ve deleted it instead of posting. Personally, I’ve used the service and it’s a lot of name brand along with their own clothing line (which I thought was decent quality)

Thanks for the clarity! Judging from their X, they are definitely more female focused. So someone is suggesting at least some of his "style". Baffling. I can only assume some of his purchases are because he couldn't be arsed to return the stranger items in the postage paid package.

 

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

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Her tattoos look like Lichtenberg scars or some kind of skin condition.

Nina failed her own cosplay calendar kickstarter.

I still think about when she first announced that calendar, my stomach hurt so bad from laughing at those preview photos. An old-as-dirt woman with a giant bird beak nose playing dress-up and applying too many filters. Even Nick's hypercoomer audience refused to pay up for the bare minimum amount of calendars, so she had to cancel the whole project. It's incredible she didn't just delete her entire online presence in shame after the last of the refunds limped their way back to her inadequate simps' wallets.

 

[Pomniman]

I still think about when she first announced that calendar, my stomach hurt so bad from laughing at those preview photos. An old-as-dirt woman with a giant bird beak nose playing dress-up and applying too many filters. Even Nick's hypercoomer audience refused to pay up for the bare minimum amount of calendars, so she had to cancel the whole project. It's incredible she didn't just delete her entire online presence in shame after the last of the refunds limped their way back to her inadequate simps' wallets.

She got convinced into thinking it'd work because she has a bunch of e-grifter friends who all do similar things but the coomers who were supposed to buy it couldn't even humor her. Grifting networks can't always overcome the reality of being a frumpy middle aged niche e-celeb.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

 

[AltisticRight]

Example (from Urban Dictionary):

Looks like a cheap clone of the Valentino belts.

If you're wondering, yes, this design is pretty feminine, ie it would be marketed towards women. A real one would be around $1200.
He's dressed up like a faggot.

It is bizarre he wears the silicon ring in place of a traditional one.

Is that really a ring though?
I mean, it is ring-shaped but...

 

[Karen Horney]

This 40-something tryhard couldn't even spring for a nice studded belt.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

This 40-something tryhard couldn't even spring for a nice studded belt.

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I'm gonna be real, I have a soft spot for old crusty punks still rocking their studs, patched vests, and leather jackets. My dad was big into the punk scene in the 70s and is still an unrepentant crusty bastard.

What I have absolutely no soft spot for is fucking faggot poseurs that want to pretend to be edgy because they're going through a hell of a midlife crisis.

 

[Neetorino]

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Saying up front, I disavow any cowtipping as does the rest of the site.
That out of the way holy fuck that's so funny. Clearly someone read the thread's speculation about him softening on pegging because of Juju, or they know about it all and made the connection on their own. I'm very hopeful that it's the latter simply because it means his wider fanbase can see it too. Also kind of impressed that Drex is able to hold a principle and reacted so strongly to hearing "Nick's okay with pegging". Also it's fantastic that Nick, without being tagged, is in the thread to dismiss this random as "captain cucknado" and his claims of Juju or being pro-pegging are patently false.
"What? He didn't say pro-pegging, just that I was soft? I can't. Help. Being. Soft. My drinking. Job. Ruined my dick. Now. I have. To. Wear. The Balldo."

I suppose now the next watershed moment will be how Drexel responds to the news of Juju's existence and any clips of Nick saying "you do you".

 

[Not Who You Think]

Was going over old posts pertaining to Locals for the Drexel thread. Times sure have changed.

Where We've Been:

Here is Carimachet buying sexy underwear for Kayla:



Here is what is at least implied to be Carimachet's breast posted on Nick's Locals. Context: this was to "test" the filter on Locals (to which they eagerly obliged).

Spoiler: Boob

Here is Carimachet warning Nick about holes in his brain from substance use (and Nick's insightful response):


Where We Are: courtesy of this post from @Balldo's Gate

Carimachet's X rant was long, but this part where she calls Nick a pedo-supporting liar sums it up nicely:



Null joked on MATI that he believes Nick has changed because otherwise it would mean that he fell for the lie. Well, at least he didn't buy the Rekieta's lingerie and send pictures of his boobs, right?... right, @Null? Please Null, tell me I'm right.

 

[Niggaurd]

Saying up front, I disavow any cowtipping as does the rest of the site.
That out of the way holy fuck that's so funny. Clearly someone read the thread's speculation about him softening on pegging because of Juju, or they know about it all and made the connection on their own. I'm very hopeful that it's the latter simply because it means his wider fanbase can see it too. Also kind of impressed that Drex is able to hold a principle and reacted so strongly to hearing "Nick's okay with pegging". Also it's fantastic that Nick, without being tagged, is in the thread to dismiss this random as "captain cucknado" and his claims of Juju or being pro-pegging are patently false.
"What? He didn't say pro-pegging, just that I was soft? I can't. Help. Being. Soft. My drinking. Job. Ruined my dick. Now. I have. To. Wear. The Balldo."

I suppose now the next watershed moment will be how Drexel responds to the news of Juju's existence and any clips of Nick saying "you do you".

Just talking to drex on Twitter is cow tipping? Or did I miss something? Wouldn't that mean Cynthia and elb have been cowtipping a bunch?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This 40-something tryhard couldn't even spring for a nice studded belt.

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You beat me to it because i wanted to make pictures to go along with it but yeah, pretty sure this likely the exact belt unless it's a copy of something else.

Point-by-point comparison at the end of my post.

Rave reviews on the website as well:
"makes me feel like I'm back in middle school"
"birthday present for my 13 year old daughter. She is going through her "scene" phase (lol)"



I also archived the product page earlier: https://archive.ph/nqYzx

I have to say I did call it, but I was partly wrong, since he may have purchased it online or in store for $19.00 instead of off the clearance rack.

Rekieta looks ridiculous in this photo. and more than a little underdressed too, that studded belt that looks like it came off a clearance rack at Hot Topic doesn't seem to fit with the vibe. What a fucking moron.

I wanted to find the belt but didn't look long elsewhere before saying "Well, what if it's literally from Hot Topic?" and, yup, looks like it. At first I assumed the stupidity was that he spent hundreds of dollars on that monstrosity.

Here's another comparison:



Similarities to look for:

• The belt buckle looks to be the same.
• The number of holes in the belt looks to be the same.
  • The Hot Topic belt has five holes (visible in the first picture at the top right).
  • In the photo with Nick in the second image in particular there look to be three holes visible; adding one being used, as well as one hole that appears partially obscured by the belt loop, there appear to be 5 in total.
• The belt loop has three studs on both belts.
• There is a 3x3 grid of studs after the holes in the belt.

No idea where the "leather blazer" came from.

 

[Geared Chris]

Was going over old posts pertaining to Locals for the Drexel thread. Times sure have changed.

Where We've Been:

Here is Carimachet buying sexy underwear for Kayla:

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Aside from how twisted this is on its face, why wouldn't Carimachet send it directly to the PO Box in Spicer? Anyone can gift items direectly on Etsy.

Makes no sense. I suspect she didn't get it from Etsy at all and it was actually something she owned herself. If so, gross.

 

[Neetorino]

Just talking to drex on Twitter is cow tipping? Or did I miss something? Wouldn't that mean Cynthia and elb have been cowtipping a bunch?

No not really, it's a joke at Nick's expense because of how much "life ruination" was going on in this thread ~pg900, or was it 800? I think he's said both. Either way, I'd rather not be another moment of "Supporting the harrassing off-site" or some shit, Nick is going through his SJW arc after all. Genuinely I'd be interested in seeing someone send Drex the Juju texts to see how he feels about Nick's beloved Dick.

 

[Captain Manning]

No not really, it's a joke at Nick's expense because of how much "life ruination" was going on in this thread ~pg900, or was it 800? I think he's said both. Either way, I'd rather not be another moment of "Supporting the harrassing off-site" or some shit, Nick is going through his SJW arc after all. Genuinely I'd be interested in seeing someone send Drex the Juju texts to see how he feels about Nick's beloved Dick.

He was talking about cow touching.

It's entirely possible... even probable... people off-site are reaching certain conclusions about Nick without being members of KF, or even reading the thread.

I mean, I think a lot of the observations being made here aren't exactly complicated or things only Farmers "get." I don't think there's any evidence Carimachet reached the conclusion she did about Nick and Vito from this thread, for example. I mean, maybe she did, but maybe not.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I'm sorry that I have to go full optimistic but:

A formal event with Black(?) leather jacket that goes past the waist with a fucking wine-ish colored shirt, studded belt, and dark beige-ish pants with black sneakers with white soles. No matching colors, not even following the most basic of rules like matching belt and shoes.

If he wanted to go eccentric, you can do it while actually looking good/formal, but this Balldoman fails even at that.

He's dressed like his 10 year old self would think an early 20 something hardass Nicky would dress.

Further compounding evidence that he is still a (man)child, watch him try to take skateboarding and starting a band next.

Then again, I guess his "comedy" is the band and skateboard.

Looks like a cheap clone of the Valentino belts.

If you're wondering, yes, this design is pretty feminine, ie it would be marketed towards women. A real one would be around $1200.
He's dressed up like a faggot.

While he's at it wearing women's accesories he should try these boots on for size, I heard only the most masculine of macho men wear them.