Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

I agree with much of what you're saying, but I can't cosign that last sentence. I don't wish harm upon the kids. They're kids.

Jeez, you Kiwifarmers are such prudes. Nick's kids can only benefit from being groomed by Drex.

Look at T, Drexel's known grooming victim. That woman is absolutely living her best life as she advertises her worn-out 28 year old body on Fetlife in a desperate attempt to attract cock. She's living the dream.

Who wouldn't want a future like that for their kids? Nick obviously would -- he's made that as clear as he possibly can. Parents need to TALK to their kids about the sex that they're having. Watch Cuties together as a family. Get Uncle Drexel to take them on trips to Disneyland and the State Fair.

We should ALL live like Nick does.

 

[Geared Chris]

they might even drop the LOCALS aftershow and the YT switch.

Rumble does not seem to be (and cannot afford to be) the cutthroat and selective business.

I somewhat disagree with these points for a couple of reasons:

1) The election season.
Views regarding anything right-related will exponentially increase. (See Joe's views and Superchat money for covering that incredibly boring Trump v Colorado hearing. He's got 1000 on YT, and 500 on Rumble right now. That's 2x his evening views and the Superchats are rolling in.) This also explains why Nick's been covering Trump so much - a topic he detests.

If Rumble knows what they're doing, they will definitely insist on the YT to Rumble switch. Even the boomers might catch on in order to get an alternative voice to Fox, but they'll certainly start with YT. (Nick will def be annoyed af if they require it.)

2) Rumble has been public for a year.
Rumble went public in Sept. 2022. In most cases being publicly traded requires a provable growth trajectory. That obviously leans into keeping both Locals and the YT-to-Rumble switch alive, particularly given the election.

That was only half his job though. He said it himself. He's the superchat 'expert'. And he's failing spectacularly on that front.

It's a good point but I did some rough numbers. At best, YT probably projected $47K/year on their cut of Nick's Superchats (30% of $1000/show x 3 shows/week x 52 weeks). I'm sure the recent numbers were higher due to Depp/Heard but everyone knows that was an anomaly. That's not huge money.

Rumble likely cares more about views in order to attract advertisers (big money). That begs a bigger Rumble issue. SJWs still dominate the conversation about right-wing platforms. Will Fortune 500 companies ever dare to advertise on Rumble?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m still processing my first glimpse of Sally’s photos from Nick’s chat. When people referred to “lewds,” I’d naively assumed they meant trashy bikini shots. I didn’t imagine these losers were literally shoving their vulvas in front of the camera and bending over to get a better angle on their labia. Nick cheered on the “marriage is sacred, Rekieta wuz inside me” narrative but remains baffled why others were repulsed? Wet brain alcoholism is no joke.

 

[P5Fever]

This is the exact type of defense that disgusting pedophiles like to employ. Isn't it convenient how a side effect of us deciding to "Stop thinking about it" just so happens to involve them being able to continue their abhorrent behavior without criticism?

It's a retarded attempt at shaming people out of being critical of pedophilia. Apply it to literally anything else and it's equally retarded.

You can't be upset about murder, otherwise you're secretly planning to murder. You can't be upset about rape, or you secretly are turned on by rape.

I genuinely hope Drex fucks your kids the moment they turn 18 Nick. Fuck you.

You had me until the last part. I wish no ill on his kids, and wishing Drex on anyone is exactly that. It’s not the Racket Babies’ fault they have a loser of a father. Drexel can pound Rackets with the Balldo for all I care but man I hope the kids turn out better than him.

 

[TheButcherknight]

Can someone explain to me why PPP is so out of breath? Did he walk up a flight of stairs or 2 steps to his minifridge?

just horribly obese. should probably try to get on my 600lbs life

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

they will definitely insist on the YT to Rumble switch.

It'd be foolish for everyone involved not to do this. But I'm not a social media expert so who knows.

 

[Honey's Dead]

i agree. rikieta will get renewed but at a lower priced contract. it is just diminishing returns with rikieta. any successful business will do their due diligence and see that his audience is not growing and his max exposure to get eye to the rumble is over.

i see rumble will go the way of dlive or bitchute. initial hype but will fall back to the pack with the other low rung streaming services. lower tier rumble exclusives will not be renewed and the higher tier rumble exclusives will be re-signed at a lower price.

Big question is would anyone give him a better contract? He was riding high at the time, now his fuckery is front and centre.

 

[feral cat #6385]

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Law?

 

[nowiseethelight]

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what are the chances Nick's behaviour rubs on rest of the lawtube and other guys fall into the same degeneracy he did?

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

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Sally has sunk her tits in deep into the Lawtube and now Branca will respect wahmen now.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

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why the fuck do they even have that leathery seat cushion on?

 

[Thugnificent]

Big question is would anyone give him a better contract? He was riding high at the time, now his fuckery is front and centre.

They've got Crowder, Nick needs them more than they need him. All of his metrics have been dropping off a cliff, he parrots progressive talking points to appease his new group of friends that are all pedos or pedo-adjacent, and spouts blasphemy while folding Christianity up like a pretzel trying to find religious justification for his degeneracy. Rumble offers security and allows Nick to "work" in the laziest manner possible since the money's guaranteed, and he gets to do that while saying nigger and faggot to his heart's content. I'd be making Nick pay to stay on Rumble as opposed to the other way around by this point., if Nick tries to go back to full YT again, I give him a couple months tops before he can't help himself and lets loose in another drunken 7 hour screed which gets him yeeted once again.

 

[Harm]

He should've worn his stand-up suit to the Maralago event and vice-versa. Kinda lends some credence to the brain holes theory. He knows how to put together an outfit for an occasion, he just can't discern which occasions call for which outfit.

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Holy shit, is this real? Sally's already making moves. IDK why but I'm low key rooting for her. Seeing her pretend Rekieta's Matthew Perry joke was "clever" must have won over some sympathy points.

 

[SargonF00t]

Sally has sunk her tits in deep into the Lawtube and now Branca will respect wahmen now.

Branca wants a piece of her boy bum.

 

[Honey's Dead]

They've got Crowder, Nick needs them more than they need him. All of his metrics have been dropping off a cliff, he parrots progressive talking points to appease his new group of friends that are all pedos or pedo-adjacent, and spouts blasphemy while folding Christianity up like a pretzel trying to find religious justification for his degeneracy. Rumble offers security and allows Nick to "work" in the laziest manner possible since the money's guaranteed, and he gets to do that while saying nigger and faggot to his heart's content. I'd be making Nick pay to stay on Rumble as opposed to the other way around by this point., if Nick tries to go back to full YT again, I give him a couple months tops before he can't help himself and lets loose in another drunken 7 hour screed which gets him yeeted once again.

Nick's ego when he has to crawl back to Youtube and "censor" himself again.

Dear god that break down of that 7 hour meltdown... All because he needed to Pedo Guard, I really don't get his love of Dick (tehehe) and Vedo, or maybe he sees the writing on the wall and wants to stake his claim in the Sektur... Its OK Princess Nick you have already .

 

[feral cat #6385]

I'm not saying I like heffers <insert Dear Feeder joke here> but I like my wahmen to have a little meat on their bones.

I see you are a fellow gentleman of refined taste.

I'd be making Nick pay to stay on Rumble as opposed to the other way around by this point., if Nick tries to go back to full YT again, I give him a couple months tops before he can't help himself and lets loose in another drunken 7 hour screed which gets him yeeted once again.

All it will take is one Media Matters piece and Nick's channel will be history. No one will be riding to his rescue this time. He has made himself very cancellable.

 

[Captain Manning]

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Every time I see Sally I get this voice in my head.

"Like... you know.... wow.... oh my gawd... things and stuff!"

I'd be making Nick pay to stay on Rumble as opposed to the other way around by this point., if Nick tries to go back to full YT again, I give him a couple months tops before he can't help himself and lets loose in another drunken 7 hour screed which gets him yeeted once again.

It's certainly fortuitous he got the contract with Rumble before starting to defend Vito and have him on the show.

Meanwhile, over on Youtube, Neal Mohan planted his foot up Max Karson's ass. I might be a bit too optimistic, but the newer Youtube management seems less sympathetic to the pro-MAP bullshit.

 

[Peace Through Power]

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They obviously invited her on for her intellect

Archive, X link

 

[Relinquish]

Look who’s managed to get into Youtuber gay sex chart

Tweet

 

[Geared Chris]

I’m still processing my first glimpse of Sally’s photos from Nick’s chat.

It never gets old... except Sally.

Spoiler: NSFW

Anyway skip to about 5 months ago I made a comment under one of his Rumble videos about him having Vito on, all I said was I can't watch while that fat fuck was on, and by God did he have a meltdown... To quote "Don't fucking watch then". So I simply stopped

I have gave him quite a lot of Superberries (low 4 figures in total and I think some might even be in this thread).

Welcome! The water is fairly warm (depends on the day). Most of us have a story but, Jesus, "low 4 figures"? That puts you in rare super-fan status.