"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Extreme Crusader]

Where's my stream, nigger?
@Null, I took a nap expecting a stream! Why do you constantly disappoint me?

 

[Rainforest Cactus]

Swiss is not a cheese, it's a country full of stupid faggots who make cheese. If they're selling a cheese as swiss, it means they're selling bullshit. There is no such fucking thing as swiss cheese.

Swiss cheese is called Emmental in Europe.

 

[Null]

https://twitter.com/XJosh

elon has indeed allowed me to return because he loves me personally and probably actively uses kf

 

[Polyboros2]

Greetings, Null,

I have indeed sparked quite a commotion within our general chat. An engaging debate has arisen regarding the appropriateness of labeling a chicken sandwich as a chicken burger. My stance firmly asserts that a chicken burger, in essence, is a non-existent terminology, echoing the predominant American viewpoint. The "Eurotards," as some would have it, insist on classifying a chicken sandwich, such as one procured from Chick-fil-A, as a chicken burger.

It is true that the turkey burger exists, undeniably a burger in its own right. However, I firmly maintain that a chicken sandwich, despite its placement between burger buns and other similarities, remains distinct from the definition of a burger. The act of categorizing it as such is, in my humble opinion, an error.

In light of the spirited discussion, I humbly request that you consider conducting a poll in the chat during your next livestream, addressing the profound question of whether a chicken burger is indeed a legitimate classification.

Yours sincerely,
Devious Dave.

Probably the most conversational opinion:

A burger is a cooked patty of ground meat. On bread it's a burger sandwich. So a commonly eaten burger is a sandwich, a fried chicken breast on bread is not a burger.

 

[Terrifik]

good boy josh

 

[Null]

btw my appeal message was something along the lines of:

"I love Elon Musk, the Liberal Democratic World Order, and the social media platform formerly known as Twitter's AUP and ToS and promise with my entire body and all my blood to follow them."

try that

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Probably the most conversational opinion:

A burger is a cooked patty of ground meat. On bread it's a burger sandwich. So a commonly eaten burger is a sandwich, a fried chicken breast on bread is not a burger.

This is an interesting point, because by this metric technically processed chicken patties using mechanically-separated chicken would fall under the definition of "burger," but higher quality chicken sandwiches made from true breasts would be sandwiches.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

I just got GTA IV for the Steam Deck. If Josh ever does a let's play again this would be perfect. MC is an Eastern European in NYC, its funny and also open enough for funny things to happen.

 

[Blackstar]

btw my appeal message was something along the lines of:

"I love Elon Musk, the Liberal Democratic World Order, and the social media platform formerly known as Twitter's AUP and ToS and promise with my entire body and all my blood to follow them."

try that

Did you just sell your soul for an unban?????

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Did you just sell your soul for an unban?????

Null knew exactly what he was doing, when Elon eventually opens that soul box and finds it empty he will scream like Darth Vader

 

[Blitzsneed]

Did you just sell your soul for an unban?????

If he believes in Allah, he didn't. Taqiyya and shieet, nigga.

 

[Null]

Did you just sell your soul for an unban?????

i did not say soul!!!

 

[Hal]

Can't wait for the inevitable seething from Ju Ju

 

[MeltyTW]

btw my appeal message was something along the lines of:

"I love Elon Musk, the Liberal Democratic World Order, and the social media platform formerly known as Twitter's AUP and ToS and promise with my entire body and all my blood to follow them."

try that

I think if you follow elon you legit get special privileges from being flagged since I've had several campaigns against me and only two hits, one being a timeout with no need to delete tweets and the second just asking me to delete or appeal the tweet

 

[Blackstar]

i did not say soul!!!

At least now you can yell at Juju, Balldo, Pedophile, and black Pedophile on X

 

[Null]

Can't wait for the inevitable seething from Ju Ju

My strategy for not getting banned this time is to completely ignore the cuties squad. Every time I get banned on Twitter and now on X it was after talking to Dick. He's clearly got some fags running ops for him. In fact I'm probably just going to go ahead and block him and the pedo and the alcoholic right now so I don't get tempted. If he's upset with this he shouldn't have flagged me.

 

[Hal]

My strategy for not getting banned this time is to completely ignore the cuties squad. Every time I get banned on Twitter and now on X it was after talking to Dick. He's clearly got some fags running ops for him. In fact I'm probably just going to go ahead and block him and the pedo and the alcoholic right now so I don't get tempted. If he's upset with this he shouldn't have flagged me.

Wise move I would say, glad you're back my nigga

 

[Harm]

Source

For posterity, Null's first eight follows. BossmanJack made the cut.

EDIT: One last minute addition...

 

[MeltyTW]

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Source

For posterity, Null's first eight follows. BossmanJack made the cut.

Rats btfo again

 

[Blackstar]