Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I hope they don't leave Pat alone tbh

I kinda want them to. I want Pat to go back to writing custom tough-guy spiels for his trolls.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Pat here is so "educated" about emerging technologies

Indeed. Aerogel was being wowed about on Cracked popsci articles 10-15 years ago. Pat truly is on the cutting edge of the ever-pushing envelope called aerospacial engineering.

 

[Creative Username]

I kinda want them to. I want Pat to go back to writing custom tough-guy spiels for his trolls.

Every lolcow is at their best when left to their own devices. They act retarded of their own volition, and we laugh at them. Look at Chris: He came up with Sonichu all by himself, and Sonichu is inherently funnier than all the shit that trolls have planted.

Indeed. Aerogel was being wowed about on Cracked popsci articles 10-15 years ago. Pat truly is on the cutting edge of the ever-pushing envelope called aerospacial engineering.

Aerogel isn't even inherently linked to aerospace; it's called "aero" gel because it's a solid gel made with gas using special techniques. It can be used for anything that needs it.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Just wanted to say, this is not the behaviour of a man with PTSD whose life is ruled by "cyberstalker terrorists".

Also the Pests are claiming "Patposting is dead" since other lolcows in their sights are up to new hijinks, like marrying gigatrannies. I hope they don't leave Pat alone tbh:

I'm pretty sure at least half of that is joking. There is a supposed "cycle" on the second, better forum that goes something like:

pat does something stupid ----> haha I love patposting ----> pat goes quiet" for a while ----> PATPOSTING IS DEAD!!!! ----> pat does something stupid -----> patposting is back babey!!!!​

Pat comes "back" every time patposting "dies." It's like how asking "are they dead yet?" in the Ashley Isaacs and Eugenia Cooney threads adds a decade to their lives.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'm pretty sure at least half of that is joking. There is a supposed "cycle" on the second, better forum that goes something like:

pat does something stupid ----> haha I love patposting ----> pat goes quiet" for a while ----> PATPOSTING IS DEAD!!!! ----> pat does something stupid -----> patposting is back babey!!!!​

Pat comes "back" every time patposting "dies." It's like how asking "are they dead yet?" in the Ashley Isaacs and Eugenia Cooney threads adds a decade to their lives.

Fuck you, you just added a year to their lives by mentioning their names.

 

[DumbDude43]

Every lolcow is at their best when left to their own devices. They act retarded of their own volition, and we laugh at them. Look at Chris: He came up with Sonichu all by himself, and Sonichu is inherently funnier than all the shit that trolls have planted.

but would he have despoiled the barbussy all by himself?

 

[FinnSven]

but would he have despoiled the barbussy all by himself?

Probably.

I think the motherfucker saga would have been inevitable, If not sooner, had the internet not discovered him.

The only way for the internet to not discover Chris at some point would have been if he never took an interest in it.

While people wouldn’t have been trolling him and giving him ideas, he would have been even more isolated and once Bob dies, driven closer to Barb.

On the other hand though, Patrick Tomlinson is a fat clueless bastard.

He will do something embarrassing, humiliating and damaging both financially and reputation of his own accord quite soon.

Chris was at least doomed from the start. He was always an autistic kid with dysfunctional parents.
Patrick has been a published author, but has managed to fuck it up.

 

[Spunt]

but would he have despoiled the barbussy all by himself?

I personally don't think so, no. So his A-Logs turned him from artcow, to lolcow, to schizocow, then finally to horrorcow. A lot of CWC's charm was his naivety and sheltered innocence, that disappeared a decade ago and was replaced with an out-of-control ego, serious delusions and eventually ... That Thing That Happened.

Pat is not like Chris in that way, though. Most of his appeal is his pompous, belligerent stupidity, and that can be summoned at will by trolling or even just mildly criticising him. Watching him fight with his trolls is very entertaining. But he's at his funniest when random innocent people get caught up in his vortex and get turned into Patposters.

 

[FinnSven]

I personally don't think so, no. So his A-Logs turned him from artcow, to lolcow, to schizocow, then finally to horrorcow. A lot of CWC's charm was his naivety and sheltered innocence, that disappeared a decade ago and was replaced with an out-of-control ego, serious delusions and eventually ... That Thing That Happened.

I don’t disagree that the a-logs made him into a worse person in many many ways, but there is evidence that he was messed up and had a peculiar view of sexual behavior long before the pranks and catfishing.
The creepy Megan picture for instance.

Patrick is still a fat shit. And probably a rapist.

I wonder if Niki has to endure him lumbering in drunk and collapsing on top of her, two pushes, done, rolls over and farts, before snoring loudly all night.

That’s probably what he means by “ready access to his wife’s vagina”.

 

[Broadside]

I guarantee they're all aware of what a piece of shit Fatty is.

And I absolutely guarantee that they know Fatty is such a psycho that even if all the calls they've received about him being a rapemurder hobo or whatever are bogus, that it's entirely possible this lunatic could in fact end up in a real standoff. They know he's crazy. They're not stupid.

Off topic but I legit read all your posts in John Goodman's voice

 

[Broadside]

He was literally too much of a coward even to look at his critics in person, and pretends his sniveling, quivering cowardice was somehow for their "protection," despite not a single person on the entire planet being afraid of this blob of fat.

Watch how fast his Internet Tough Guy facade dissolves even when faced by a casual glance from an actual human who has the contempt for him anyone normal would have.

"Pleeeeeez PLEEEZ gimme COP PROTECTION!"

While he spews anti-cop rhetoric online all the time whenever a nigger who deserved it gets killed.

Here's what happened when I saw him irl:

 

[Something Awful]

I wonder if Niki has to endure him lumbering in drunk and collapsing on top of her, two pushes, done, rolls over and farts, before snoring loudly all night.

Pat has been pretty open about his enjoyment of "receptive butt stuff", so it's doubtful he's on top very often.




Supposedly this is the sad outcome of Mama Tomlinson's child-rearing practices.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Pat has been pretty open about his enjoyment of "receptive butt stuff", so it's doubtful he's on top very often.

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Supposedly this is the sad outcome of Mama Tomlinson's child-rearing practices.

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These tweets make me want to see him go on Rekeita's show.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

I am absolutely flabbergasted that there are not only people who are able to enjoy Disney's Star Slop content, there are people who think this absolute trash is good.
What low, manchildish, retarded, tasteless and subhuman tastes and thoughts do you have to have to like this?
Then I remembered: Patrick Tomlinson

As opposed to Pat who is just absolutely flabber.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Which trial was it where he was so nervous he couldn't get his name out?

Judge: "State your name."

Patrick S. Tomlinson: "Um, errr, Pat a-Roberts."

It is you who will state your name, stalker. Your life is already over. Enjoy prison.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Pat has been pretty open about his enjoyment of "receptive butt stuff", so it's doubtful he's on top very often.

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Supposedly this is the sad outcome of Mama Tomlinson's child-rearing practices.

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When your whole shtick is being a tough guy, why would you say this? And that's without even bring your mother I to this context. Like, why? Why patrick? What the hell is wrong with you?

 

[Maude Snew]

I'm pretty sure at least half of that is joking. There is a supposed "cycle" on the second, better forum that goes something like:

pat does something stupid ----> haha I love patposting ----> pat goes quiet" for a while ----> PATPOSTING IS DEAD!!!! ----> pat does something stupid -----> patposting is back babey!!!!​

"Get ready everyone, he's about to do something stupid."

 

[Broadside]

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Patrick, you absolutely fucking disgust me my man.

 

[FinnSven]

"Get ready everyone, he's about to do something stupid."
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“Uh-Oh, pepperoni-Os!”

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"Get ready everyone, he's about to do something stupid."
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"Oopsie doodles, stalkers."