Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

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Iron Jaguar said:
I don't think he even has any fake ones.
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He does pretend to be "best friends" with Kinsey Bogart

Because Sander is aging as rapidly as a wax candle left in the sun, it's incredibly obvious when he uses old footage or photos. Despite continuing to post about Kinsey, I don't think he's seen her since before the pandemic.
 
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AssignedEva said:
He does pretend to be "best friends" with Kinsey Bogart
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Because Sander is aging as rapidly as a wax candle left in the sun, it's incredibly obvious when he uses old footage or photos. Despite continuing to post about Kinsey, I don't think he's seen her since before the pandemic.
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I think it's disgusting when people use the downtrodden as a prop to virtue signal. Fuck you Sander you fucking sleazebag.
 
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AssignedEva said:
He does pretend to be "best friends" with Kinsey Bogart
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Because Sander is aging as rapidly as a wax candle left in the sun, it's incredibly obvious when he uses old footage or photos. Despite continuing to post about Kinsey, I don't think he's seen her since before the pandemic.
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It's unseemly and gay for a grown man to be dancing like this.
 
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AssignedEva said:
He does pretend to be "best friends" with Kinsey Bogart
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Because Sander is aging as rapidly as a wax candle left in the sun, it's incredibly obvious when he uses old footage or photos. Despite continuing to post about Kinsey, I don't think he's seen her since before the pandemic.
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Sander knows only an attractive person could get away with doing cringey bullshit like this. Compared to a normal male, manlet Sander looks more like Kinsey these days. Someone attractive should obnoxiously dance next to him for social media and see how he likes it, now that he's degraded into an uggo.
 
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Monkey Sea Monkey Drown said:
I’m so bored hearing about Sander he’s not even interesting. make him his own thread if y’all want to stan over him so hard.
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The only recent thing Jazz has done online is posted some photos at Harvard with Jeanette, and that was likely posted by Sander anyway.
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Jeanette has procured herself a "Harvard College Family" badge because of course she has.
So still no drop out arc, at least. If "y'all" can find some more Jazz content, feel free to "stan". Sander tends to end up in here because he's an interesting car crash and doesn't really have much of an identity outside of "Jazz's brother" (although I think is changing with the pivot to being a life coach since Jazz has been away). He did just post a boring article on SMART goals, but used it to share his alluded to 21 goals -
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His atrocious handwriting is a bit hard to make out, but I gave it a go:

Fitness: 5 weekly physical activities, turn off phone for 5 hours per week, open up about struggles to one person per week
Finance: Save 5k per month, track all monthly expenses and diversify assets
Family: Call family 2x per month, call or see grandparents once per week, show up to all fam functions early and turn off phones
Field: 3 monthly income sources over x amount of $ per month, provide consistent value & education through career & source (?), find public speaking & influencer representation
Faith: One weekly blog on Smile with Sander, Meditate 3x pe4 week, yoga 3x per fortnight 2x per month
Friends: See Ash 7 days a month, 5+ year hangouts 1 per month, leave apartment (?) once per week in social setting
Fun: No guilt: one trip per month, Sports 2x per week, One big fun event per week

Obviously he has failed to actually use SMART targets here and also he only filled in 20 stickers. Frankly I think "Get an office job at one of Greg's friends' companies", "Go to therapy" and "Delete all social media" would serve him a lot better, but that's just me.
 
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Alpaca Autopsy Expert said:
Save $5k per month??? How is this ho bag making this much money that he can tuck away $5k a month? Many, many young people out there can barely afford their rent these days.
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For real, I used to make well over $100k and I wasn't saving $5k a month. And that was years ago before the price of literally everything became completely insane.
 
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Alpaca Autopsy Expert said:
Save $5k per month??? How is this ho bag making this much money that he can tuck away $5k a month? Many, many young people out there can barely afford their rent these days.
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I'm inclined to think it's a pie-in-the-sky goal for one day being super wealthy, but since he mentions wanting to diversify his assets, I guess the Bloshinskys may have invested some of their TV wealth and gave it to their kids in the form of stocks, shares or mutual funds. It would explain how he's able to go on his travels and not panic too much about his own business (that he put off launching for several months). I'd be amazed if his dividends were anywhere near this realm.

That sounds unusually generous for the Bloshinskys (and it might just be Sander writing something that sounds financey on his goals), but it's not unheard of for wealthy families to give their children/grandchildren "gifts" in the form of assets - especially grandparents looking to offload their real estate holdings in a way that avoids inheritance tax (although Florida doesn't have inheritance tax, so it wouldn't be that).
 
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The sign of a happy, fulfilled life: needing to remind yourself to leave your apartment and see other humans 1x per week.

I'm also entertained that "open up to others about struggles" is a fitness goal, while yoga is a faith goal and sports is a fun goal.

I really wanna know how much his residuals are. His wannabe consulting biz (with a site that looks worse than some of the sites I made as as a tween two decades ago) is not gonna let him save that aggressively.
 
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Look at those male feet compared to mom's.

All surgeries of the world can't ever change two things that will always give away what you are: hands and feet.

AssignedEva said:
Jeanette has procured herself a "Harvard College Family" badge because of course she has.
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Having a kid going to Harvard is like a Jewish milestone. I'm sure she can finally brag to the family about it, something she didn't do with the other three despite they are -at least two of them- more successful than Jazz.
 
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I'm with Tasty Tatty on the hands/feet thing. The whole tranny idea that we're just hormones, and if you get it in time you can completely alter the body.....it's so freaking DATED. There are what, 6,000 known genetic differences between men and women? How are you going to neutralize all that with a cocktail of drugs and Frankenstein surgeries?
 
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Alpaca Autopsy Expert said:
Save $5k per month??? How is this ho bag making this much money that he can tuck away $5k a month? Many, many young people out there can barely afford their rent these days.
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I think you know the answer to that - his salary is probably coming from his father's or grandparents' bank accounts. Maybe he's getting an allowance to the tune of 5 figures a month, maybe the money is going to DigiEmpower and he pays himself a salary from the company's "income", it all amounts to the same thing. And if his family has that kind of money to spend on him/this idiotic vanity project, they are probably multimillionaires and Sander won't have to worry about money until long after they're gone. You have to admit it's more plausible than DigiEmpower bringing in so much that he can pay himself hundreds of thousands a year.

For a funny but almost certainly false (plz no sue for libelslander) version, he's so sleazy or financially inept that he just pocketed all the money from DigiEmpower customers/donors and doesn't plan to do any work.
 
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