Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Being reminded of a lack of logs from LOCALS, here are a few things I have picked up:


Greer moment:

selwrynn​	@RekietaLaw can virgins file for loss of consotium against the government if they havent gotten any ass in a certain time span?
RekietaLaw​	I hope so

Making a positive difference in the world's INFOSEC:

Skull-Leader​

I use my last name because too many people don't know how to pronounce the letter "I"

Skull-Leader​

If it weren't a somewhat unique name, and a lot of weirdos logging chat, if simply put it here...

True Crime Winemans still present:

SleepingPsycho​	There are 25-50 active serial killers at any given time
Andrew_Wahoo​	You would know that.

Still-Life never changes:

--Still--Life--​

HUSH you rotten TAR BABY. Get you horrid monkey ass back in the NIGGER HOLE.

icancook​

white people do yall see this white man calling me a "tar baby" ? is not this some racist stuff

--Still--Life--​

HUSH APE. I have the NIGGER STICK.

--Still--Life--​

COOKIE i have BANANAS for you.

Some sane declarations:

icancook​

MY CAT CAN SMELL DEATH

icancook​

CATS KNOW WHO GONNA DIE

Chat discusses the shame that a raped child did not get full 'satisfaction':

Spoiler: Sick

aCompleteRandom​

Feel sorry for the 13 year old. Some random chick wanders up, strokes his cock, then passes out before finishing the fight she started? What a hoe.

--Still--Life--​

Hot for TEACHER.

Tiffinal​

@RekietaLaw the sad thing is he did not. If he is that week we do not need his sperm in the mix.

--Still--Life--​

Get over the Pedophile PEARL CLUTCHING

WesternHoosier​

She promised but failed to deliver... breach of contract? LOL

WesternHoosier​

and no fucking up..... guess she's gotta ride or do doggy.

Tiffinal​

Weak Boys if its a Woman trying to have sex. Lets stick to the actual Woman and young boy. NO serious harm done. Lets get real.

Rekieta's PrInCiPlEs:

Spoiler: He will sell out to score points

Booshmcfadden​

Did you just identify as a troon? O.o

RekietaLaw​

I identify to whatever wins the argument

Arttheclown​	This is something that should go in your Twitter profile. It's a highly accurate insight into how you carry yourself.
Booshmcfadden​	See, that whitebread ass ho ass cracka just do that lawyerin thang.

Arttheclown​	This is something that should go in your Twitter profile. It's a highly accurate insight into how you carry yourself.
Booshmcfadden​	See, that whitebread ass ho ass cracka just do that lawyerin thang.

Chat confirms drugs break your dick:

Spoiler: RIP Nick

EternalHex​

I had friends that would always more or less give me a report about how sex was with different drugs. They are all clean and sober now, but damn did I get an education on how that shit ruins your sex life

Arttheclown​

Oh yeah. Most of them do depending on the exceptional person. MDMA seems to be a fun time though

DV8tion​	So coke and hookers was always a lie?
EternalHex​	Yeah, hookers and blow can be a bad mix. That's how you end up sending a Tesla into space.
Arttheclown​	Hmmm. Wouldn't know. Oh look! Cokey McLawyer is love in a different chat.

@elb gets sympathy:

Spoiler: Poor Elissa

TMFSquid​

Elissa clips really drinking the kool-aid with the kf theories

MrStirFry99​

yes. she's a stupid hoe.

Peachy_Peaches​

It’s sad that she can’t create her own content and spends hours going through others content to clip and upload it.. so much life wasted.. like girl go live a little

Leathertit simp:

MrStirFry99​

my ex wife is still good looking at 35. not all woman find the wall. some step over it. Sally for example. lol

Chat saw Dr. Mengele at work:

Spoiler: Medical experimentation

EternalHex​	I can't lose faith in humanity. It would imply I had any invested to begin with.
ThisJustinCase​	lol hex
EternalHex​	Hey, when ya see the shit I did at 5 years old, you know better than to trust those fleshy fucks. lol
ThisJustinCase​	kids are dumb
ThisJustinCase​	i love my niece though
EternalHex​	It wasn't the kids, trust me. They were typical kids. It was the gunshot victims, the people that were brought into a metro hospital for gang related tortures and shit. It was the doctors trying to do little experiments to get their names on papers and win prestigious prizes.. Yeah, I saw the monsters humans are first hand at an extremely young age. And most of it I don't talk about to this day
ThisJustinCase​	ah that doesnt suprise me either
EternalHex​	The fact it doesn't surprise you is the exact reason I never developed faith in humanity. lol
ThisJustinCase​	yeah as a whole, no.
ThisJustinCase​	i think humans by nature's not good, they're rather selfish
EternalHex​	By nature there isn't a more selfish species on the planet. Even lions and tigers only kill when threatened or if they require food. And they only kill their own if needed, more or less. So yeah.
SleepingPsycho​	What was it like growing up in Arkham Asylum?
ThisJustinCase​	at least he got to see batman every once in a while
EternalHex​	A lot of laughing, and a few very odd questions that seemed like riddles. But there was this one hot blonde doc that seemed as crazy as they psychotic clown.

sanglant​

umm not quite, many animals after taking over a heard/whatever will kill any young from the now dead former lead, then you have coyotes eating bits of cows etc. and leaving them to die slowly. nature is not kind in anyway

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think "new Nick" gives a shit about liberal indoctrination, and even if he did there are conservative private colleges in the U.S.. The whole liberal indoctrination thing isn't an insurmountable barrier, if it even were one.

Unless you have a completely weak mind and feel compelled to fall into line with any retardation people around you are saying, you're not going to get brainwashed or indoctrinated even if you're completely surrounded by morons. You may have to learn a collection of dumb buzzwords to seem to fit in but you should reserve your actual mind for your own use only.

I had a couple friends in school and we would have a game where we'd be writing papers for various shitty free A courses with political implications to them and we'd dare each other to add more and more ridiculous shit to them to the point of parody, and they'd invariably come back with top marks.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Chat discusses the shame that a raped child did not get full 'satisfaction':

Alright I'm convinced. Line up all of rackets' locals against the wall, spare none of them.

 

[RotPockets]

He probably saw Kevin Spacey or some other faggot talking that way while giving a speech in some movie and decided it was too good not to ape.

Could it be the movie where a real life homosexual predator plays a cuck that fantasizes about fucking an underage girl?

 

[Hot Dog]

lessons learned from da sektur

"Do you wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker...and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen balldo to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the balldo to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the balldo - "Why so serious?" He sticks the balldo in my mouth - "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?"

 

[Honey's Dead]

Here is the thing I don't get (or maybe I do) but it's too stupid to say...

If its all been a pantomime behind the mask, to what end? Without that sweet Rumble contract he is cratering, the more mask off moments and the fact people like me have walked away.

What's the end game? A sleazy place south of the border? Even with his defiance to piss his "fans" off when Rumble see he is no longer worth the money it's not like he can gain that Depp v Heard money again. (could be argued that ship has sailed).

You can't pretend forever and it's clear his audience is not what it used to be and the support has dropped., he has clearly picked his side and it's certainly not a winning one.

I genuinely liked him before I knew about all the shit thats came to light. (Who the fuck needed to know about that fucking balldo).

 

[Neetorino]

Still-Life never changes:

The way he capitalizes shit makes me think of Null's Fatrick Tomlinson voice.
"No, NIGGER CHILD, you will be made into the pepperoni. Enjoy the NIGGER HOLE, TAR BABY child."

 

[Hot Dog]

Here is the thing I don't get (or maybe I do) but it's too stupid to say...

If its all been a pantomime behind the mask, to what end? Without that sweet Rumble contract he is cratering, the more mask off moments and the fact people like me have walked away.

What's the end game? A sleazy place south of the border? Even with his defiance to piss his "fans" off when Rumble see he is no longer worth the money it's not like he can gain that Depp v Heard money again. (could be argued that ship has sailed).

You can't pretend forever and it's clear his audience is not what it used to be and the support has dropped., he has clearly picked his side and it's certainly not a winning one.

I genuinely liked him before I knew about all the shit thats came to light. (Who the fuck needed to know about that fucking balldo).

I think Null summed it up best in his earlier streams this month. There is no end game. Balldoman lives for instant gratification and for his own benefit. Whatever social norms or conformities he had placed on him in the past he no longer regards as valid so he's simply doing whatever the fuck he wants to do.

 

[Pomniman]

Could it be the movie where a real life homosexual predator plays a cuck that fantasizes about fucking an underage girl?

Of course he'd be that obvious. Good catch.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Something about 'stones' and 'glass houses'...

havenking​

If this chat is retarded, imagine rekietalaw discord server

Susanna crows for attention:

Spoiler: NSFW Images

Sally78​

Fish killer

Sally78​

The video I paid Nick ten dollars to watch.. never did.

RekietaLaw​	rofl,. oh shit I forgot
RekietaLaw​	we still fitin
Sally78​	Money not will spent
RekietaLaw​	ok ok ok
Sally78​	Lol

Sally78​

Let's go fishing instead

Sally78​

Still bored

RekietaLaw​

who isn't?

JulianDelphiki​

better than board, as in "flat as"

Sally78​

My booty just ain't that big

JulianDelphiki​	photo inconclusive
Freedom1982​	Maybe
Mad_Amos​	Agreed. Need better ass shot @Sally78

Hypocrisy observed? Can LOCALS learn?

Spoiler: The Boogaloo Bot Lolbertarian leaves the LOCALS

Southanarchist​

don’t get shit faced and say things you don’t mean on camera

Rory_M​

Nah he meant it.

Southanarchist​

He better fucking not, because if he meant it that means he caved to pressure

Rory_M​

I mean on his Friday stream he was going off. He caved afterwards on Twitter

Southanarchist​

NGL I’m almost out of respect for snick anyway

Southanarchist​

Stand by your words or keep your fucking mouth shut

Rory_M​

It was a bitch move to private his stream tho. I think he knows that and just wants to avoid additional drama. I get it

Freedom1982​

Honestly best stream in months. Did he say why?

Southanarchist​

Because he is a giant pussy cuck faggot. Clearly. Or he said a pile of shit he didn’t mean and then got embarrassed, which is worse.

Rory_M​	Cry more
Southanarchist​	Alright
Buzzion​	I think he woke up Saturday feeling the same way Rippa woke up feeling Friday

aCompleteRandom​	No, Friday Rippa woke up and started trying to cover and justify. Nick on Saturday went and said he's the asshole and privated the post. They woke up on very different levels.
aCompleteRandom​	privated the video*
TheMildOne​	Both are embarrassed bitch moves tho

Buzzion​	What I mean is that they both went to bed feeling good, and woke up to the realization that maybe things hadn't gone the way they had thought it was the night before. You're talking about their responses.
Southanarchist​	Heads up since your a kewl dude this is my last day in here

Southanarchist​

Yeah and I ain’t renewing. I’ve been on the fence for a while as I barely use chat anymore. I’m never awake during the live shows and trial streams are rare as hens teeth. He’s gotten enough of my hard earned money

Southanarchist​

If I get this new job and rotate on and off of nights I’ll probably be back

TheMildOne​	Good knowing ya bro. Hope to catch you elsewhere.
Southanarchist​	I wish I could say I’ll miss it here. Hell he’s offering a free month and I’m still leaving

Respect for people the do bad things that I agree with:

aCompleteRandom​

I dunno, when he came right out and said he wanted Eric's business to fail so that "better people" like Vito could get that "comic money" he was being pretty honest about his motivations. When has Eric been honest about his reaction to Dick and said, "I can't accept criticism"?

SleepingPsycho​

Ywahhhh i like dick’s energy now that he’s aimed in a direction I like, but he’s a socialist and seems to give little faith to the free market to decide if the art is any good

aCompleteRandom​

I think it's shit and Dick should stop. He won't though. It's not about justifying his shit. More just accepting that's Dick. If you want the good, gotta accept the bad.

EDIT:

Soter has a new hobby:

General stupidity:

 

[Strix454]

"University Degrees are Useless"- didn't he have to have a Bachelor's Degree as a minimum to enter law school in the first place?

Nick's University degree was a bachelor's degree in creative writing from a low-quality rural state college. I think he spent more time in college on male cheerleading than getting an education.

 

[Riverfagg1599]

In "long form," and outside this thread, yeah.

IMO, Warski is still mostly a dope, but you can't have everything. It's PPP who is really carrying the show and making the good points.

The real champion in all this is @elb (Elissa) though. They're using her clips mostly. I think they've even admitted they wouldn't be covering this if not for her doing the grunt work.


It's been speculated a number of different times that there's probably a lot of gaslighting going on in the Rekieta household.

I personally feel like Andy adds a lot of character to the show. of course hes dopey, its warski lmao. but hes been thru so many arcs and idk, i genuinely like the retard XD. i get a kick out of him screaming and some of the stupid shit he says. hes a likeable retard and ppp on his own is not super fun to me. just my 2 cents.

 

[AnOminous]

Could it be the movie where a real life homosexual predator plays a cuck that fantasizes about fucking an underage girl?

I know this movie is really unpopular here but frankly I loved it. Especially because of scenes like this that had nothing to do with Kevin Spacey pretending to be a heterosexual.

I genuinely liked him before I knew about all the shit thats came to light. (Who the fuck needed to know about that fucking balldo).

I seriously don't think he's thinking. He's just doing whatever feels right in the moment. And that's usually retarded shit.

Nick's sad life trajectory is a lesson in why if you have any of that crazy shit in you, you should get it out of your system in your 20s. Do all those drugs, fuck all those hos, get pegged if you're into that.

Then when you enter your 40s you can know you actually didn't miss anything, because all that shit was bullshit.

Look at this sad man trying to capture his teenage years because he thinks he actually missed something, instead of enjoying the fact he actually started a family, something that should be precious and valuable. But instead he's wrecking it. What a turd of a man.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

The dude wears a not-cheap Hugo suit to do standup in a shitty bar in a bowling alley next to a trailer park but goes ghetto af at an actual formal event.

 

[AnOminous]

The dude wears a not-cheap Hugo suit to do standup in a shitty bar in a bowling alley next to a trailer park but goes ghetto af at an actual formal event.

And calls Null the autistic one while doing both those things. And somehow made a Hugo Boss suit look lame. How the fuck do you do that? By being a faggot with a balldo on.

 

[Swole McPole]

The dude wears a not-cheap Hugo suit to do standup in a shitty bar in a bowling alley next to a trailer park but goes ghetto af at an actual formal event.

Hugo is Hugo Boss's budget line for skinters. While it's possible to get cheaper suits, they're really only one step up from the cheapest suits you can buy. They're like, £200 or so?

A two piece bespoke suit from Anderson and Shepard, Huntsman or one of the other long standing Savile Row tailors starts at about £6,500 -- and that'll be for the cheapest wool blend fabric they sell. If I'd just made a million on YouTube, I'd buy a couple of suits from Anderson and Shepard long before I'd spend $100,000 on a car or spunking that money on terrible, terrible 'art'.

Sadly, my business continues to go to Marks and Spencers, but the quality of their suits has really gone downhill over the last ten years.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chat discusses the shame that a raped child did not get full 'satisfaction':

They’re not even tryhard edgelords, just garden variety shitty people who deserve a slow, painful death.
You got the fans you deserve, Nick.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

How far does the drinking have to go before he throws a plate of asparagus at the wall because Kayla is off her retard pills and mugging and bouncing around the room with every syllable like Family Guy William Shatner?

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Nick's University degree was a bachelor's degree in creative writing from a low-quality rural state college. I think he spent more time in college on male cheerleading than getting an education.

Seriously? Will American law schools just accept any Bachelors Degree? This is starting to sound like he's University of American Samoa Online Law School Alumni

I feel like I'm in a bit of a time warp because literally the last time I watched Rekeita was way back in 2019 when Tonka bitched out of the fight with Warski and Rekeita interviewed him about it. My understanding of him at the time was that he was some legit Criminal Defense attorney living a Evangenical Christian lifestyle with multiple children in the podunk Minnesota sticks (I distinctly remember him saying he's had to defend worse people like sex offenders when interviewing Tonka- which made me assume he was actually practicing law in high=profile cases).

After that I tried forcing myself watching one of his legal streams but I personally find law extremely boring and arbitrary unless it's tax law so I quickly tuned out and never looked back. Now years later I'm hearing on Kino Casino about how he's spiraling worse than Ralph into alcoholism, has had multiple weird creepy sex pervert scandals on tier with Jeff Holiday, and how his cohost who PPP always joked about being Rekeita's wife's bull is also grooming children?

 

[Sam Losco]

Minor tangent and sorry if it’s too off topic… but how exactly does the balldo work?

If you really, really want to know:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=652871edec859