Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[LiquidKid]

He has said that all his children want to be streamers. He has said that he has suggested they do something with music. He has said he wants to add a music studio to the house.

The oldest is technically inclined and programs things for Roblox, but Nick has called university degrees useless, so I think he has not planned for them to have funds for a field of study. Maybe Nick counts on his parents to foot their bill like they did for himself.

The irony here is that the literal only reason Nick was able to start a streamer career at all and not be stuck at 0 views is because he has a law degree. Of all people, he should find degrees useful.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Look who’s managed to get into Youtuber gay sex chart

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Took me forever to find Nick in that sea of absolute clones.

Now I remember where I saw these belts in abundance:

Specially at 2:10

OT - that was one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen - The Great Street Dog - Goth Dance-Off.

Spoiler: Wayyyy OT

…and on a side note, as much as I always appreciate the strength and athleticism and originality of body positioning in bboying/ breakdancing , the particular vibe for this one was definitely “roach after blast of Raid.” I’ve noticed this sort of ugly/zombie-ish style of motion even in much softer choreography in the last 10 years - it’s not the basic pops and locks and tricks, but it’s that it’s now done with legs bent, spastic movements, crimped hands or unnatural angles. Another example not in the b-space but also a similar ugly/zombie effect (though I’m hypnotized by this song/video and have watched it 20 times at least):

Imagine being a grown man and having a Hot Topic belt for 15 year old girls. What a faggot. What an utterly gay faggot.

Studded belts are Nick’s gateway to unmentionable piercings, just wait. (Of course, they will be mentioned.)

They obviously invited her on for her intellect
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Wait, you mean Sally wasn’t making a clever meta-comment on some theory she has on the quality of public education in the United States? I see. I thought she was only pretending to be retarded. WRONG.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I think the most punchable one is where he's almost audibly inserting periods into the middle of sentences, like he's talking to a retard, especially when the dumb bullshit he's saying is itself absolutely buttfuck retarded gaslighting. Who is this supposed to fool?

Don't. Tell him. How to talk.

 

[BelUwUga]

I think Nick's apparel choice is an over-correction from his suit at the bowling alley. Swap the outfits at the events and both become much better. There's still critiques to be made but you'd sound a lot more like a catty gay/woman bringing them up.

 

[Tackleberry]

Don't. Tell him. How to talk.

Who did the staccato speaking better? The Nose, or...

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Who did the staccato speaking better? The Nose, or...

This sounds like parody. Gotta give it to the nose.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Wait, you mean Sally wasn’t making a clever meta-comment on some theory she has on the quality of public education in the United States? I see. I thought she was only pretending to be retarded. WRONG.

What in the actual fuck did I just read?

The funniest thing about the tweet is that it is a part of a discussion Sally and Drex were having on twitter about how stupid Americans are. I posted it in the Drexel thread a few day ago. Drex is also trying to roleplay with her, but she might just be too dumb to understand it.

Drex is now concerned about Americans being dumb and sheiit. El goblino, the troon of Alexandria is embarrased by his countrymen.
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Das rite! Leatherface from Texas chainsaw massacre, AKA TalkWithSally gives her take on why "There reason kids can't do math"
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Breaking news! Drexel has now revealed that he is a footfag
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Drex also roleplays on twitter..?
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[Tackleberry]

This sounds like parody. Gotta give it to the nose.

It’s absolutely not parody. It became parody. I think linkages edges it with his autistic tone and lisp.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The kids (or most) are going to college. It's virtue-signalling bullshit that right-wing streamer dads are doing to court their angry working-class audience. Even Joe spews this shit about college being a waste of time. Meanwhile, every single one of his 6 kids who are old enough (3-4 of the 6, I believe, and that includes a daughter or two) have college degrees.

I don't think "new Nick" gives a shit about liberal indoctrination, and even if he did there are conservative private colleges in the U.S.. The whole liberal indoctrination thing isn't an insurmountable barrier, if it even were one.

That said, whether they're going to any of them or not, I can't say. That might be a bit optimistic. My biggest concerns there would be that Nick's income has dropped considerably, he's burning through a lot of money on the Monty lawsuit, and he's spending a lot of additional money on stupid crap.

IOW, I don't know if he's set aside the money for it. That assumes preparation and forward thinking, and that's a dangerous assumption to make with Nick now. I think the problem might end up being more financial than philosophical, regardless of what he's telling his audience.

The irony here is that the literal only reason Nick was able to start a streamer career at all and not be stuck at 0 views is because he has a law degree. Of all people, he should find degrees useful.

I believe that the grandparents will pay for it (or perhaps Nick thinks they will do something similar to what was done for him if they end up in a financial dead-end), or he will make exceptions because they go for a technical degree in STEM or have some connection that guarantees them a job. Remember, Nick said he took some 'Engineering' courses because his uncle was a Chemical Engineer and he thought he would get an easy and good paying job.

Or it is all hypocrisy, and everyone believes they are the exception to the rule. Reality check: most people are not. Realising how terribly average you are is like some superpower most of the world lacks.

Branca has to be the second biggest loser from Lawtube. I used to respect that guy lmao, dating all the way back to the Trayvon Martin case a decade ago. At least he still has a law practice though, and can occasionally set aside his internet retardation to make money.

I would call him if I were in the States and had a self-defence query, but the personality does leave something to be desired. He has managed to actualise a career and stand to his principles (as silly as they are) so plus for lack of hypocrisy. maybe?

Speaking of, I don't think we've had a log drop in a while. Anything good @Himedall All-seeing Waifu?

The chat is down to 20 or so people with random conversations. I skim it briefly, but nothing has stuck out yet. I am a bit behind because of the July v Masterson debacle that inflated the log size by a 7X multiplier. It is still running, but less interesting at present except for me collecting personal information about posters.

 

[LiquidKid]

Minor tangent and sorry if it’s too off topic… but how exactly does the balldo work?

Like, I understand how you attach it, but who is it supposed to be pleasurable for?

I don’t see how a chunk of silicon tugging on your scrotum can be pleasurable for the guy, and the shape and position the guy has to take can’t be all that pleasurable for a woman. An FtM penis has to feel more than a dude’s testicles inside a dildo, right?

 

[genericwhitemale]

Minor tangent and sorry if it’s too off topic… but how exactly does the balldo work?

Like, I understand how you attach it, but who is it supposed to be pleasurable for?

I don’t see how a chunk of silicon tugging on your scrotum can be pleasurable for the guy, and the shape and position the guy has to take can’t be all that pleasurable for a woman. An FtM penis has to feel more than a dude’s testicles inside a dildo, right?

I'd imagine in the most marketable scenario, you could say "it allows me to fuck a woman in the ass and the pussy at the same time." Basically, it is the most hedonistic, cumbrained sex toy imaginable; it's not even practical in any way, it's just something some completely pornsick retard thought of as being hot for far longer than they should have. Like they never had the post-nut clarity that would hit you after busting that would make you immediately sober up and say "that actually just sounds gross."

 

[elb]

how exactly does the balldo work?

Like, I understand how you attach it, but who is it supposed to be pleasurable for?

Nick’s unofficial review told me more than I ever wanted to know. Start around 2:12

 

[Pomniman]

I think the most punchable one is where he's almost audibly inserting periods into the middle of sentences, like he's talking to a retard, especially when the dumb bullshit he's saying is itself absolutely buttfuck retarded gaslighting. Who is this supposed to fool?

He probably saw Kevin Spacey or some other faggot talking that way while giving a speech in some movie and decided it was too good not to ape. The problem is his life is more like a gay porno than a serious drama at this point so no one can take his diarrhetic pontification seriously.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

He has said that all his children want to be streamers. He has said that he has suggested they do something with music. He has said he wants to add a music studio to the house.

The oldest is technically inclined and programs things for Roblox, but Nick has called university degrees useless, so I think he has not planned for them to have funds for a field of study. Maybe Nick counts on his parents to foot their bill like they did for himself.

"University Degrees are Useless"- didn't he have to have a Bachelor's Degree as a minimum to enter law school in the first place?

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

He probably saw Kevin Spacey or some other faggot talking that way while giving a speech in some movie and decided it was too good not to ape. The problem is his life is more like a gay porno than a serious drama at this point so no one can take his diarrhetic pontification seriously.

He saw Kevin Spacey give a speech about Sweet N Low in Swimming With Sharks.

 

[AnOminous]

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This faggot calls Null an autist who can't pick up social cues, but he wears a suit to a fucking bowling alley to do lame, gay standup, used to practice law wearing shorts and a T-shirt, and now shows up to a movie premiere wearing literal HOT TOPIC shit.

What a gay autistic asshole. I'm sure he impressed everyone with his blazing inferno of faggotry.

"University Degrees are Useless"- didn't he have to have a Bachelor's Degree as a minimum to enter law school in the first place?

His law degree is as useless as his flaccid dick at this point.

Nick’s unofficial review told me more than I ever wanted to know. Start around 2:12

I was pretty weirded out when it made its earlier appearances on the show but assumed it was a joke about what a fucked-up, stupid, weird thing it was.

I had already stopped watching when I found out he was actually serious about this goddamn coombrained perv toy.

 

[newuser131]

I started lurking here after watching this MATI. I had stopped watching Nick when he threw the first drunken tantrum at people who didn’t want to hear about his sex life. It bothered me that he’d seemingly changed so much in such a short time. So, I came here to see what I’d missed. I admired the guy, it was so nice to see a normal husband and dad living a good Christian life, who could make law interesting and entertaining. I’m still sad about it mostly, if not all being an act.

lessons learned from da sektur

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Minor tangent and sorry if it’s too off topic… but how exactly does the balldo work?

Like, I understand how you attach it, but who is it supposed to be pleasurable for?

I don’t see how a chunk of silicon tugging on your scrotum can be pleasurable for the guy, and the shape and position the guy has to take can’t be all that pleasurable for a woman. An FtM penis has to feel more than a dude’s testicles inside a dildo, right?

Wired did a review on it. It was posted somewhere earlier in the thread but I'll link it again for posterity

https://www.wired.com/review/balldo-review/

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

"University Degrees are Useless"- didn't he have to have a Bachelor's Degree as a minimum to enter law school in the first place?

Yes. He’s an idiot.

But as @AnOminous suggested, he’s done nothing with that, either. Oh, it got him a YT gig, but it sure as hell didn’t make him a competent lawyer.

 

[AnOminous]

I think Nick's apparel choice is an over-correction from his suit at the bowling alley. Swap the outfits at the events and both become much better. There's still critiques to be made but you'd sound a lot more like a catty gay/woman bringing them up.

I think it's just obliviousness. Literal autism. He has no clue how to behave normally.

The goofy Hot Topic shit would make sense for taking a turn as a dimestore Andrew Dice Clay. The K-Mart assistant manager suit would be fine for a "business casual" gathering like a movie premiere (for a retarded movie by a brain-damaged street shitter at Mar a Lago). But in context of showing up at a lawyer's office wearing clothes the mail boy would get fired for showing up in, I think it's an easy conclusion he's just fucking retarded.

Wired did a review on it. It was posted somewhere earlier in the thread but I'll link it again for posterity
https://www.wired.com/review/balldo-review/

And even a shitty consoomer SJW coomer outlet like Wired thinks it's pathetic.