Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Something Awful]

Oh my god, I noticed Pat still has that tweet thread up where he accuses Sopranos actor Adam Mucci of actually being one Robert Prongay Jr., deranged stalker and son of infamous mob hitman Mr. Softee.



Has there ever been a cow that's less of a DFE risk? He will never delete fucking anything! Doing so would be admitting he was wrong, which would mean he let the idiots win! Pat's brain is an enigmatic object that needs to be studied by science.

 

[Broadside]

Oh my god, I noticed Pat still has that tweet thread up where he accuses Sopranos actor Adam Mucci of actually being one Robert Prongay Jr., deranged stalker and son of infamous mob hitman Mr. Softee.

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Has there ever been a cow that's less of a DFE risk? He will never delete fucking anything! Doing so would be admitting he was wrong, which would mean he let the idiots win! Pat's brain is an enigmatic object that needs to be studied by science.

It's actually a double-bluff; we're hoping he'll fall for our poker face mockery when in reality we are terrified that he has exposed one of our ringleaders.
He's just that much smarter, you see.

 

[Dean Pentel]

These tweets make me want to see him go on Rekeita's show.

Two obviously closeted gay men who can never admit they're wrong and that they have known pedophiles among their friends, drinking together in an enclosed space? What could possibly go wrong?

 

[joebobmurphy]

Oh my god, I noticed Pat still has that tweet thread up where he accuses Sopranos actor Adam Mucci of actually being one Robert Prongay Jr., deranged stalker and son of infamous mob hitman Mr. Softee.

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Has there ever been a cow that's less of a DFE risk? He will never delete fucking anything! Doing so would be admitting he was wrong, which would mean he let the idiots win! Pat's brain is an enigmatic object that needs to be studied by science.

Nah, he probably legitimately believes Mucci is the one sending him pictures of howler monkeys and Nick Advocado's nudes. Admittedly, that does make for a more interesting narrative. I mean, picture a known actor sending Pat pics of a shit covered dick and you're already laughing before the first stalker-childing.

 

[Post Reply]

Two obviously closeted gay men who can never admit they're wrong and that they have known pedophiles among their friends, drinking together in an enclosed space? What could possibly go wrong?

Speaking of... Patrick has gotten into a big gay argument with some random Twitter Christian. I did my best to screencap all of Pastor Pat's sermon.

Spoiler: *types lispily*

Don't forget to read Patrick's xeets in Josh's impression voice.

 

[Something Awful]

Yes, the concept of homosexuality was invented by Adolf Hitler in the 20th century. Prior to that, there wasn't even a word for it, because it was so normal, like breathing air.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Yes, the concept of homosexuality was invented by Adolf Hitler in the 20th century. Prior to that, there wasn't even a word for it, because it was so normal, like breathing air.

You see, actually, a Christmas carol was a homosexual romance novel between Ebenezer Scrooge and Tiny Tim, based on a star trek voyager episode.
That's what Patrick believes in.

 

[An automatic clown]

Speaking of... Patrick has gotten into a big gay argument with some random Twitter Christian. I did my best to screencap all of Pastor Pat's sermon.

Spoiler: *types lispily*

Don't forget to read Patrick's xeets in Josh's impression voice.
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Worth noting the guy Fatty is arguing with is a Theology PHD.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Speaking of... Patrick has gotten into a big gay argument with some random Twitter Christian. I did my best to screencap all of Pastor Pat's sermon.

Spoiler: *types lispily*

Don't forget to read Patrick's xeets in Josh's impression voice.
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This man makes reddit-atheist look good in comparison.
Every single translation is wrong, Patrick knows better.
The Jews who also have always condemned homosexuality are also wrong, even though they read the texts in the original hebrew, Patrick knows better.
Greek and Roman antiquity historian Patrick also knows how pro gay all of them were, even though getting fucked by a man was extremely shameful in roman society, and that a lot of the fabled greek gayness was pederasty.

Then he goes even further subnormal and uses the argumentation that gays have always been around, which is mostly true, to apply to troons, and that all modern gender-theory sexualities have existed through all cultures and all of nature, which is so wrong it is typically Tomlinson.

It is incredible how he tells experts on the topic how they are wrong about a book he never read and a religion he doesn't practice.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Then he goes even further subnormal and uses the argumentation that gays have always been around, which is mostly true, to apply to troons, and that all modern gender-theory sexualities have existed through all cultures and all of nature, which is so wrong it is typically Tomlinson.

Even if troons had always been around, so what? That doesn't make the good. Murders, thieves and rapists have always been around, are we gonna simp for them next? Slavery has been around far longer than it's been frowned upon, why doesn't it get a free pass?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Minor lolcow convergence event. The powers of three fucking retards combine to weakly shit on J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.

Rowling's been married to her second, better, husband for over twenty years lol

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Worth noting the guy Fatty is arguing with is a Theology PHD.
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Education: • B.A. in Biblical Studies • M.A.R. in Biblical Studies • M.Div. in Christian Ministry from Southern Baptist Theological Seminary (SBTS) in Louisville, KY • Ph.D. in Systematic Theology and Minor in American Church History from SBTS

 

[Maude Snew]

Two obviously closeted gay men who can never admit they're wrong and that they have known pedophiles among their friends, drinking together in an enclosed space? What could possibly go wrong?

An eight year old boy could be locked in with them which is the one thing we don't want to happen.

 

[Creative Username]

Education: • B.A. in Biblical Studies • M.A.R. in Biblical Studies • M.Div. in Christian Ministry from Southern Baptist Theological Seminary (SBTS) in Louisville, KY • Ph.D. in Systematic Theology and Minor in American Church History from SBTS

"No, child. Your qualifications pale in comparison to mine: Barely graduated high school; writes shitty sci-fi; installed a fence backwards; spends 40-hour work days childing the stalkers on X (formerly Twitter)."

 

[RollerGator]

The guys at OnAForums are sick of Pat posting now and started shitting up their own board to get people to stop talking about Fatrick. So I guess it's safe to say we have successfully taken their lolcow. Brand Fatricks ass with the farms logo now because that piggy is official property of farmer Josh.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Speaking of... Patrick has gotten into a big gay argument with some random Twitter Christian. I did my best to screencap all of Pastor Pat's sermon.

Spoiler: *types lispily*

Don't forget to read Patrick's xeets in Josh's impression voice.
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Education: • B.A. in Biblical Studies • M.A.R. in Biblical Studies • M.Div. in Christian Ministry from Southern Baptist Theological Seminary (SBTS) in Louisville, KY • Ph.D. in Systematic Theology and Minor in American Church History from SBTS

Yeah but did he get a 1.2 GPA in high school? Checkmate stalker

 

[bile demon]

The guys at OnAForums are sick of Pat posting now and started shitting up their own board to get people to stop talking about Fatrick. So I guess it's safe to say we have successfully taken their lolcow. Brand Fatricks ass with the farms logo now because that piggy is official property of farmer Josh.

The courts need to hurry up with the second, better debt domestication so a new round of legal buckbreaking can begin.

 

[FinnSven]

You see, actually, a Christmas carol was a homosexual romance novel between Ebenezer Scrooge and Tiny Tim, based on a star trek voyager episode.
That's what Patrick believes in.

Was it written when Dickens was ”hanging out” with Oscar Wilde?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Minor lolcow convergence event. The powers of three fucking retards combine to weakly shit on J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.

Rowling's been married to her second, better, husband for over twenty years lol

This idiot also posted a version of this in Alex's replies:


And there was this:

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Worth noting the guy Fatty is arguing with is a Theology PHD.
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Maybe he should tell Pat about bible verses that pertain to the topic of children.