Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Paranoia Machine]

Every woman I've ever slept with has said my penis is "nice", "cute" or "not that bad", so clearly I have nothing to worry about in that department.

I think male and female descriptors are off, because I was told mine was "Cool" once by an ex.
That has lived rent free in my mind for fifteen years. What made it "Cool"? I didn't put a pompadour or sunglasses on it.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I think male and female descriptors are off, because I was told mine was "Cool" once by an ex.
That has lived rent free in my mind for fifteen years. What made it "Cool"? I didn't put a pompadour or sunglasses on it.

I personally find penis to look weird, but that’s what I feel about vulvas too. Though, I care more about general physique and good looks than size/shape down there. An unattractive face is an instant turnoff and being well hung won’t fix it. It’s why men that want to attract women should worry more about their hygiene and fitness over penis size.

 

[RussianBlonde]

Every woman I've ever slept with has said my penis is "nice", "cute" or "not that bad", so clearly I have nothing to worry about in that department.

I think male and female descriptors are off, because I was told mine was "Cool" once by an ex.
That has lived rent free in my mind for fifteen years. What made it "Cool"? I didn't put a pompadour or sunglasses on it.

I call my husband's penis majestic, like, it should wear a crown. But I guess nice and cool are positives too.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

@Friend of Dorothy Parker

"Are you aware of more “friendly” devices that do the same but just haven’t gotten the funding or approvals to be broadly adopted? I’d be interested in seeing that! "

Halo Speculum invented by a woman:.

https://contest.techbriefs.com/2021/entries/medical/11324

Currently in use in quite a few gyno clinics, private of course.

The price for it was $70 in 2021, the regular metal one you can buy for $15.

Good to know! Would love to see it deployed to every gyn office.

Still a speculum, however. And it still requires expansion, though I get the expansion is different.

Perhaps you were talking smaller degrees of difference than I thought you were. The “duckbill” action of a standard speculum is for sure not ideal.

As for your comment about discomfort, again , I am not talking about discomfort.

To be clear, I said:

pain or discomfort of mammograms

discomfort and pain

So yeah, it’s painful in a way, but not exactly like getting a limb ripped off, so I consider it discomfort rather than horrible pain. Not something I’d like to do for hours at a time, but it doesn’t qualify as some kind of traumatic horror. And a lot less painful than chemo/ radiation/ mastectomy/ powerful drugs’ side effects.

I am talking about excruciating pain.

“Excruciating” is not the typical level of pain, but yes, some do experience that. Much like some people can’t tolerate teeth cleanings (as you said). But so - since you mentioned lidocaine for teeth and morphine for your ankle - are you saying women should be offered numbing agents or morphine for a mammogram?

It's an unnecessary torture when modern medicine has so many solutions for these things.

See, calling it “torture” both scares people and makes it sound like you can’t distinguish ”bad” from “agony,” which ultimately leads to dismissal of concerns.

And I’ve not found a lot of “solutions” that “modern medicine has,” but I have found at least one promising development. Added some of that below.

When I sprained my ankle and went to the hospital they hooked me up to morphine, and I wasnt even in that much pain.

That seems ridiculous. I’ve never had morphine offered, even for broken bones and other crumpling pain. And I’ve refused the oxy for a variety of things, though I take the scrip just in case - just have never called it in. You can always say no.

When you go to the dentist they give lidocaine, you can even ask for it when having your teeth cleaned. But when you're going for a mammogram and having your tit flattened by a device invented during WW2 it's supposed to be a "discomfort'.

1965, apparently. Mammography as a science originated in 1895, and advanced in 1913, with compression during an xray as an innovation in 1949, but 1965 appears to be the first compression machine. Just trivia.

Furthermore, if people think it's in woman's best interest to get a mammogram, then everything should be done to ensure the above mentioned woman signs up for the test without fear, and that the procedure doesn't result in a trauma that would stop her from ever having it done again.

Of course. And since reading your comments I did go look around and saw some NIH and other papers about how some women experience post-mammogram pain or bruising, due to various potential causes, including inept techs (which is also mentioned as an element in my experience, with a tech who was frustrated that my breast tissue was firm so she couldn’t get it squished down as much as she wanted ). Again, not dismissing, just saying it is not “excruciating” for most.

In any case, more PSA - couple article with some advice for trying to minimize pain during the procedure in current day:

https://www.beaumont.org/health-wellness/blogs/do-mammograms-hurt-what-to-expect-from-this-important-screening#:~:text=Some%20experience%20discomfort%20due%20to,the%20size%20of%20your%20breasts

https://www.puremammo.com/2018/09/19/tips-for-a-pain-free-mammogram/#:~:text=If%20you've%20had%20a,during%20compression%20can%20alleviate%20pain.

Future:
Also saw this, which is a Duke article about a squish-free mammogram “in the works.” Alas, the article is from 2015, but the doc, who has been doing this work for a couple decades, shows up below in a marketed product:

https://www.dukehealth.org/blog/painless-alternative-mammogram-works#:~:text=No%20Breast%20Compression%2C%20Less%20Radiation&text=Some%20women%20avoid%20getting%20a,compression%20or%20handling%20at%20all.

This med device company (below) touts a supplemental to mammograms, particularly for women with dense breasts, a known type mammos fail. (It does involve an injection). The tech is called MBI. The guy in the Duke article is on their medical advisory board. Link is to their page on comfort and notes that as many 50% avoid screenings due to fear of pain.

https://smartbreast.com/comfort/

Per a linked article on Tornai’s LinkedIn, potential good news ahead:

The US FDA officially acknowledges the dense breast problem: mammography fails in dense breasts. The new FDA dense-breast notification mandate [1] (9 March 2023), with its deadline for compliance set for September 2024, has intensified the need to reconsider the arsenal of dense-breast supplemental screening modalities available to patients at the 8,800+ MQSA mammography facilities in the USA.

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/martin-tornai-phd-dabsnm-547a0311_densebreast-breastcancer-breastcancerawareness-activity-7084602984856244226-ad3W

Separately, here’s an example of a mammography machine developed by women. Still compression but an attempt to reduce stress around the experience:

https://www.ge.com/news/reports/engineered-women-women-colleagues-band-together-take-fear-breast-screening#:~:text=Mammography%20has%20been%20around%20since,breast%20tissue%20in%20greater%20detail.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

I personally find penis to look weird, but that’s what I feel about vulvas too. Though, I care more about general physique and good looks than size/shape down there. An unattractive face is an instant turnoff and being well hung won’t fix it. It’s why men that want to attract women should worry more about their hygiene and fitness over penis size.

Oh totally, the first thing I figured was that overall health is probably moreso the case. Once you get into the world there's literally someone for everyone as long as you put the effort in.
If some of these people can be out here getting married, it's not a problem with sex or genitals, or women or society, it's the problem with the person.

Some of the weirdest fucking people pair up with others, if they can do it, literally anybody can.

I call my husband's penis majestic, like, it should wear a crown. But I guess nice and cool are positives too.

Majestic is rad, as long as it's positive I guess.

 

[CryptidRetard]

One of my coworkers brought her brother to a lunch thing, he was very stinky. Every day I pray Indian men will discover soap

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I think male and female descriptors are off, because I was told mine was "Cool" once by an ex.
That has lived rent free in my mind for fifteen years. What made it "Cool"? I didn't put a pompadour or sunglasses on it.

That’s just because woman aren’t fascinated with dicks the way men are. Ask us about it and you’re more than likely going to hear “Yeah it looks great, cool, thumbs up.” There’s not a whole lot to say about it.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Imagine how skid mark shit stained these moids must be to look at hasan piker and think “this guy’s so fashionable and put together he must be a fag”

Finally, my FtM arc is validated. I'm so glad to be a true and honest silly little guy, my fellow dudes!!!!

 

[Inside your walls]

They blame the immigration issue on women because women are apparently “too emotional and driven by pity.” Plenty of men helped create the immigration problem, but it’s easier for those types to just blame women for it. On top of that, they think it’s women’s responsibility to get other women “in line,” while they think they don’t have to do anything. If it’s not Jews these types start blaming, it’s women.

I want to say the reason why moids blame women for immigration issue is because of Angela Merkel, who became the poster granny of that sentiment due to under her time as chancellor let thousands of migrants in and caused irreversible damage to Germany and Europe overall. People believe she let thousands of muzzie migrants in because she felt sorry, maybe there is some truth to that, but however it's more likely she let muzzies in to bolster the workforce in Germany, due to many young Germans leaving their home country for better jobs and pay, but much to everyone's shock it turns out muzzies don't want to work and only wanted to be nuisances or gibs, so they can waddle off back to Syria or whatever war-torn country that's so dangerous to live in to share that gibs with their families.


As someone that the moment I seen migrants appearing entering Europe in 2015 and felt an entire change, and got instantly peaked when all those sexual assaults happened in Cologne and then everywhere else in Europe, I can assure you there were plenty of women that were voice concern and opposed immigration because of how savage the muzzie men are. And I would see women get more shit for having an anti-migrant sentiment than men because "Nooo you're supposed to be hecking nurturing and caring because you're a woman! Women are supposed be empathetic!" and were essentially shamed/pressured or else they would deal with rabid lefties fucking up their livelihood (just like trannies do today).

Obviously there were left-leaning women that had a pro-migrant stance, but usually those women came from very ultra left-leaning cities or from very cushy positions where they would watch middle-class deal with gross migrants while cheering for diversity and never had to deal with that. But now, they're now singing a whole another song because most likely had to deal with this shit personally.

Ronald Regan was the one who was so driven by emotional pity, being a good Christcuck, and the traitorous demand from big buisness for people they could pay under the table, that he legalized 2 million beaners, forever turning California Democrat and paving the way for great replacement, but I've again the superior and logical sex will ignore what one of their own does because >muh women voting

Wasn't Ronald Reagan also the president that completely demolished the rule of mentally ill/schizo people being kept in mental asylums and made them everyone else's problem? And because of that, that's why women in USA have to deal with schizo junkies catcalling or harassing them on the streets?

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Can we stop politisperging and get back to the point

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Is this A&H or Reddit? Why would you ever admit to this?

 

[Poop Shoot]

Sharing the best YouTube video in the world with my girls, no stinky butt boys allowed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX6JZKP6w9I

 

[Inside your walls]

Can we stop politisperging and get back to the point

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My bad, anyways here's some OG content.

I wanted to make a tier list based on how much a scrote shows off his red flags based on the female characters from any media he likes but I just tier lists are really annoying to make, so I made this instead. Obviously it lacks some characters that some of you'd consider a red flag if moids like it, but I encourage girlies here to add and expand on this picture, I think it would be a fun little idea.

Is this A&H or Reddit? Why would you ever admit to this?

It's from this article in A&H

 

[Stan]

I personally find penis to look weird, but that’s what I feel about vulvas too. Though, I care more about general physique and good looks than size/shape down there. An unattractive face is an instant turnoff and being well hung won’t fix it. It’s why men that want to attract women should worry more about their hygiene and fitness over penis size.

To me it’s a cope to fixate on a small penis size as the reason a man is unsuccessful in his relationships. There isn’t much to be done to increase the size of the penis, and ruminating about your dick is a distraction from the many other things one could change to be more successful with the girls.

It’s much easier and less costly to just develop a personality, learn how to wash your ass and be nice than it is to get some weird ligament-cutting procedure that gives you 2.5 more centimeters of length but makes your cock droop downwards when erect.

That’s just because woman aren’t fascinated with dicks the way men are. Ask us about it and you’re more than likely going to hear “Yeah it looks great, cool, thumbs up.” There’s not a whole lot to say about it.

Unless there’s something decidedly wrong with the dick there isn’t much to say, and if there is something wrong then one must scramble for a polite and diplomatic way to say to their partner that the dick’s covered in sores like it’s got Scarlet Rot or bent in a corkscrew shape.

 

[Blatant hypocrite]

My bad, anyways here's some OG content.

I wanted to make a tier list based on how much a scrote shows off his red flags based on the female characters from any media he likes but I just tier lists are really annoying to make, so I made this instead. Obviously it lacks some characters that some of you'd consider a red flag if moids like it, but I encourage girlies here to add and expand on this picture, I think it would be a fun little idea.

These feel like obvious additions

Spoiler: or any other loli character really

 

[LimeRikki]

I encourage girlies here to add and expand on this picture, I think it would be a fun little idea.

Agreed!
Let me know if there's quality issues. Mobilefag

 

[RussianBlonde]

It’s much easier and less costly to just develop a personality, learn how to wash your ass and be nice than it is to get some weird ligament-cutting procedure that gives you 2.5 more centimeters of length but makes your cock droop downwards when erect.

Talking about that...maybe I'm late and this was mentioned before, but The International Center for Limb Lengthening offers offers to make people taller through surgery.

https://www.limblength.org/conditions/short-stature/

They basically cut your femurs and install giant metal rods in them and then you stretch your bones applying some magnet. Makes you 5cm taller. Have a look at that website, it's a comedy gold, especially with all the photos of men smiling creepily.

I think they also do similar surgeries in Thailand where they insert the rodes into your shins.

 

[CryptidRetard]

They basically cut your femurs and install giant metal rods in them and then you stretch your bones applying some magnet. Makes you 5cm taller. Have a look at that website, it's a comedy gold, especially with all the photos of men smiling creepily.

Tbh I actually love this stuff, I think body augmentation is super cool. Though some of the after pics look a bit weird, clearly their frame isn't meant to look like that. Height is a pretty weird thing to be insecure about imo, it's not really something you can change (without surgery), so why even waste energy over worrying about it. Maybe you're not a 6'4" gigachad, and that's okay, you can be a 5'7" gigachad instead, be the best you you can be

 

[RussianBlonde]

Tbh I actually love this stuff, I think body augmentation is super cool. Though some of the after pics look a bit weird, clearly their frame isn't meant to look like that. Height is a pretty weird thing to be insecure about imo, it's not really something you can change (without surgery), so why even waste energy over worrying about it. Maybe you're not a 6'4" gigachad, and that's okay, you can be a 5'7" gigachad instead, be the best you you can be

I think it's horrifying and disturbing. To spend that amount of money and go through that amount of pain, rehabilitation and risk lifetime of possible side effects, to be 5cm taller, is insane to me. I'd understand if it gave you like metal wings and ability to fly, but not this lol.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Curious how common it is for scrotes to defend cheating with the assumption of sexual dissatisfaction within the relationship while it's common knowledge that most women have to fake orgasms for them. By their logic, most women get a free pass to cheat, yet it's moids doing 90+% of it. Interesting.