Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

I'd like to think that Rob isn't as maladjusted as us jaded fuckers and is just taking the piss outta Jack.

He's been on here, he's name-dropped Pig Cups. So he's maladjusted, he's just smoother about it.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

On some level? More like on every possible level. Compare any recent video of his to something that's a year old. He's like a completely different person. He's had 3 or 4 strokes now and each one seemingly halved his IQ. Your T-virus comparison is apt, that's basically what people mean when they refer to "the Wendigo".

He’s still not retarded enough to simply stop being a snippy asshole, so I, still going to enjoy the milk.

 

[Major]

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Shame they don't make coffee out of meat

 

[lindsayfan]

SUGAR

 

[Andoxico]

"same name as me, breddi gud, A plus. show worrrzz"

 

[Fascist Frederick]

"same name as me, breddi gud, A plus. show worrrzz"
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And to think, at one point in time, Jack had the audacity to tell others to "stay in their lane".

 

[Adamska]

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Literally a few hours later he is shilling his sugar rolls to make SUGAR stuffing.

Legit hate King's Hawaiian rolls in general specifically because the bread's too sweet from all the sugar. I never bother using them because of that. Meanwhile Jack just goes "let's waste mommy's money on this slop to make stuffin. Stuffin should be sweet. Me am want sugar because doctor tell me no." Legit don't want my stuffing to be sweet, since to me it should lean more towards savory due to absorbing drippings and fond from the bird.

Speaking of which, still proving that I'm right on his impulse to double down whenever he is told he has to limit anything. Diabetes constantly makes him angy because he has to limit, so he always tries to find ways to sneak in sweets while he can't be a-logged by his pathetic older brother. He's only happy about the spec ed event solely so he can steal as many cookies as he can. Same with the candy bars, since there is no way kids actually showed up to that house; they tend to ride towards denser suburbs now.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Of course, Jack would want double Thanksgiving

He's doing at least 3.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Legit don't want my stuffing to be sweet, since to me it should lean more towards savory due to absorbing drippings and fond from the bird.

I don't think I've ever had a sweet stuffing, and I love that shit. What a bizzare thing on the thanksgiving spread to try and make sweet to boot - There's no shortage of holiday staples like literal sweet potatoes if you want something that nobody will question you eating a huge pile of. If anything, I'd expect Jack to experiment with ditching the bread stuffing and trying meat stuffing recipes, so that he can call it Keto and justify inhaling a whole bowl.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He's been on here, he's name-dropped Pig Cups. So he's maladjusted, he's just smoother about it.

I hope Rob makes a Hulk Hogan reference. Rob is awesome

 

[Tiresome]

Legit hate King's Hawaiian rolls in general specifically because the bread's too sweet from all the sugar.

It's too sweet for a lot of purposes, but it makes hecking good ham and swiss sliders. Toast the rolls with a little butter, some good mustard...real crowd pleasers.

I don't think I've ever had a sweet stuffing

My grandmother made a wonderful stuffing where it was savory on the whole but it had apples and golden raisins cooked in. Truly delicious.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Why not the first 36 kids, Jack? And didn't they move out to the countryside? How many would really come by?

They probably got a dozen kids and Jagoff just ate the rest of the candy.

And to think, at one point in time, Jack had the audacity to tell others to "stay in their lane".

He still would if he could read what the comments were saying.

Meanwhile Jack just goes "let's waste mommy's money on this slop to make stuffin. Stuffin should be sweet. Me am want sugar because doctor tell me no." Legit don't want my stuffing to be sweet, since to me it should lean more towards savory due to absorbing drippings and fond from the bird.

Yeah exactly. I've never had sweet stuffing. The whole point is it cooks inside the bird and soaks up some of the fat and juices. Why the fuck would you want that to be sweet?

Granted I have a special hatred of sweet potato casserole especially when they do the mini marshmallows on top like the one he showed in the picture. Why? Sweet potatoes are sweet enough as they are. If you really want to use them cut them in half, a bit of olive oil and roast them in the oven along with the turkey. The heat caramelizes the sugar in them and they're sweet as hell.

My grandmother made a wonderful stuffing where it was savory on the whole but it had apples and golden raisins cooked in. Truly delicious.

I'll take your word on that. Cooked raisins are evil.

 

[Tiresome]

I'll take your word on that. Cooked raisins are evil.

If they're overcooked, I'd agree. These steam in gently and end up bursting with sweetness and provide a counterpoint in flavor with the savory, oniony stuffing. Golden raisins are less strong in flavor than dark, and you can also use dried cranberries for a more Thanksgiving taste to it. It's that sweet/salty goodness that typify so many moreish foods.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

If they're overcooked, I'd agree. These steam in gently and end up bursting with sweetness and provide a counterpoint in flavor with the savory, oniony stuffing. Golden raisins are less strong in flavor than dark, and you can also use dried cranberries for a more Thanksgiving taste to it. It's that sweet/salty goodness that typify so many moreish foods.

I'm not doubting you like it but I literally can't stand cooked raisins in anything. It's a texture thing. Normal raisins are fine. But when they're cooked... I will literally pick them out of the food if I can or just not eat it if I can't.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

They probably got a dozen kids and Jagoff just ate the rest of the candy.


He still would if he could read what the comments were saying.


Yeah exactly. I've never had sweet stuffing. The whole point is it cooks inside the bird and soaks up some of the fat and juices. Why the fuck would you want that to be sweet?

Granted I have a special hatred of sweet potato casserole especially when they do the mini marshmallows on top like the one he showed in the picture. Why? Sweet potatoes are sweet enough as they are. If you really want to use them cut them in half, a bit of olive oil and roast them in the oven along with the turkey. The heat caramelizes the sugar in them and they're sweet as hell.


I'll take your word on that. Cooked raisins are evil.

Sweet potatoes are fucking foul. Those and pumpkin pie can go straight in the trash.

King's rolls are ok on little sandwiches, I wouldn't make it a base of stuffing though. But of course fatty thinks sweet equals good... Even though he's not supposed to be eating carbs and sugar, much less at once in a processed food?

What a fucking blatant and idiotic hypocrite. If there is a god, Hope is taking a dump on Jack's Crocs.

And then he will of course make a Facebook post complaining that the dog he didn't train did something "bad".

 

[Adamska]

If they're overcooked, I'd agree. These steam in gently and end up bursting with sweetness and provide a counterpoint in flavor with the savory, oniony stuffing. Golden raisins are less strong in flavor than dark, and you can also use dried cranberries for a more Thanksgiving taste to it. It's that sweet/salty goodness that typify so many moreish foods.

I'm going disagree with you on the raisins. I will say apples can make it work rather well since they play with herbs and salts fairly well though. If you want a sweetener it's what I'd use.

Sweet potatoes are fucking foul. Those and pumpkin pie can go straight in the trash.

I tend to find sweet potatoes to be cloying myself. The sweetness always is a bit off when it comes to them, which combines with their fibrous nature and makes them the one root vegetable I really don't like.

King's rolls are ok on little sandwiches, I wouldn't make it a base of stuffing though. But of course fatty thinks sweet equals good... Even though he's not supposed to be eating carbs and sugar, much less at once in a processed food?

What a fucking blatant and idiotic hypocrite. If there is a god, Hope is taking a dump on Jack's Crocs.

And then he will of course make a Facebook post complaining that the dog he didn't train did something "bad".

Jack constantly swings between instantly agreeing with what others he cares about tells him to believe and screaming about scarcity and restrictions. His brother a-logs him when he eats candy, and the doc constantly tells him not to because of his type 2 beetus. So he'll listen, mainly because his loser brother smugly asserts dominance whenever Jack "falters" so to speak and because he wants no-effort magic pill solutions to his diet. Plus he likes meat more anyway.

But the whiny brat in his waterlogged head screams and shits itself because it was told "no". Jack despises being told to limit anything, which is made worse due to what is clearly food insecurity. So he doubles down where he can. Play that with cravings and you can see why he'll literally gurgle shurgrr bad and then double back and gleefuly admit his sugar roll stuffing is gonna be great.

 

[ZipDisk]

I think I may have found the original recipe that eventually became the abomination that is lazy man lasagna. Bonus, it's an incredibly well filmed video.
Now I'm not saying it is the EXACT recipe that jack Cronenberged up, but it seems strangely close. Bonus: The original has MEATSSSSS

Also uses public library music, with no drum solos!

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I think I may have found the original recipe that eventually became the abomination that is lazy man lasagna. Bonus, it's an incredibly well filmed video.

Goddamned that looks good. All the worse how badly Jack fucked it up.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Is Tammy just doing all of Jack's work now to keep his pathetic channel going or does she also still have her insurance job?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Sweet potatoes are fucking foul. Those and pumpkin pie can go straight in the trash.

I agree. Sweet potatoes are nasty but Mrs. Sebben likes them as does my Mom so I'll make some come Thanksgiving and they can have all of them

Pumpkin pie... it's a take it or leave it kind of thing for me. But I make a killer pumpkin soup.

King's rolls are ok on little sandwiches, I wouldn't make it a base of stuffing though. But of course fatty thinks sweet equals good... Even though he's not supposed to be eating carbs and sugar, much less at once in a processed food?

They're okay for certain things but they're too fucking sweet. If you can balance it out with something salty with a touch of sourness then they can work. Three words for you: Kimchi pork sliders.

I think I may have found the original recipe that eventually became the abomination that is lazy man lasagna. Bonus, it's an incredibly well filmed video.
Now I'm not saying it is the EXACT recipe that jack Cronenberged up, but it seems strangely close. Bonus: The original has MEATSSSSS

Also uses public library music, with no drum solos!

That looks good but it's nowhere near his Lazy Man's Lasagna. He just said, "pasta, tomato sauce and cheese". That's it.

Is Tammy just doing all of Jack's work now to keep his pathetic channel going or does she also still have her insurance job?

Of course she does the work. And if not her then Hammy Jr does. Jagoff can't cut vegetables anymore. Not that he could before but back then he had two functioning arms. Now he's using his non-dominant hand for this so he's fucked either way.

But of course she's still working. She's the only one that is making any money in that household.