Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Yeah but did he get a 1.2 GPA in high school? Checkmate stalker
I was really hoping a brotherman would enter the conversation letting this other guy know that Pat is a certified retard, transcripts and all, and not worth his time.

This argument is another one for the “why us?” meme.
 
Worth noting the guy Fatty is arguing with is a Theology PHD.
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Thanks for the solid, I just subscribed to this guy's podcast while I'm sure that thread made Patso lose a dozen followers.

Also, that shot of Rick slouched over the bar makes him look like one of the perfectly spherical fat guys from the Far Side cartoons. Not fat by any artistic standard, Robert.
 
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These tweets make me want to see him go on Rekeita's show.
Rekieta's enough of a faggot nowadays that it could probably happen, unironically. If he told Nick that he had information leading to the arrest and prison enjoyment of Hillary Clinton the stalkerchildren of the farms Nick would probably snap at the chance without looking into him beyond the 'published author' portion of his twitter profile, especially if Pat said that they should get drunk in the process. People have asked him on multiple occasions to go over Pat's legal issues but to my knowledge he's never actually looked into it so I feel like he'd see the name and twitter profile and go "Oh this guy's a big deal, easy content!"

Honestly that would probably be enough to get me to tune into a show again
 
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Half house.
Harry Potter and the Lack of Testosterone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bitchtits
Harry Potter and the Prison-Enjoyer of Wisconsin
Harry Potter and the Gobbler of Pepperoni
Harry Potter and the Order to-cease-contacting-this-number
Harry Potter and the Half Man Pig
Harry Potter and Darkys' Fart-Ho

Also I uh.....took a look at the feed of fat just now and he....seems to be bothered by something
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I am absolutely flabbergasted that there are not only people who are able to enjoy Disney's Star Slop content, there are people who think this absolute trash is good.
What low, manchildish, retarded, tasteless and subhuman tastes and thoughts do you have to have to like this?
Then I remembered: Patrick Tomlinson
I'm a little bit late on this, but I've definitely noticed an uptick in the last couple years of defenses being made for absolute corporate swill and slop. Search just about any big, dumb, universally panned corporate assembly line garbage on youtube, and you can find a half dozen "Why [garbage corporate media from 2+ decades ago] is secretly BRILLIANT!" style video essays on it. And 90% of the time, their defense comes down to "It has themes!". Ok, how well did it execute those themes though? "It! Has! Themes!"

So, unfortunately, it doesn't surprise me that there are people that defend this shit too. People are unable to admit that something they liked as a kid either wasn't all that great to begin with, or has gone significantly downhill, and brands and corporations are now a part of people's identities, you insult their favorite brand, it's a direct attack against them.
 
Some stalker child posted a new (I think) Pat convo.

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Seemingly this led Pat to increment one of his catchphrases from "you face many years in prison" to "you are being arrested".

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Pray that he does not alter it further to "you are being executed as we speak".
 
Some stalker child posted a new (I think) Pat convo.

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Seemingly this led Pat to increment one of his catchphrases from "you face many years in prison" to "you are being arrested".

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Pray that he does not alter it further to "you are being executed as we speak".
Pig of Man trying to appropriate "cope" and "seethe" is like some jungle jigaboo in the 19th Century crudely whittle a treebranch into the vague shape of a musket to try and defeat the British Empire by shouting "BANG" very loudly while pointing it and thus harness the mysterious white man magic to make his enemies suddenly have large holes punched in their chests and die.

Also he is straight up admitting that he is not copypasting shit in his fanatical crusade against stalker childs......all the shit we have seen have been agonizingly typed out by him at all hours of day and night while he tearfully tells himself he cant let them win by not replying

"you are being arrested and imprisoned" this is awesome lmao
i wonder where he's going to take it next.
"an arrest warrant has been issued against you"?
"the police are already at your house"?
"you are a wanted fugitive"?
"the police are handcuffing you as we speak and preparing the taser"
"the judge is right now condemning you to life in prison for your crimes against me"
"big bubba is slowly approaching you in the prison showers right this second"
 
Also he is straight up admitting that he is not copypasting shit in his fanatical crusade against stalker childs......all the shit we have seen have been agonizingly typed out by him at all hours of day and night while he tearfully tells himself he cant let them win by not replying
and he is not even typing it on a keyboard, but on the fucking touchscreen on his phone, which is much slower and much more annoying
 
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