Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[The Feline Solution]

I like how mad he gets about the rodeo clown thing even though that's a pretty cool and based job generally

I like how he made his mother a fucking horsetrainer out of the blue, Pathological Patrick can't stop pathologically lying. Nothing beats his father being a "leathersmith" though, Professional Author Pat making up or misusing words is my favourite Pat, it really emphasizes his bovine stupidity.

 

[Something Awful]

Hey, we just discovered a crossover no one expected: LaserPig in Internet Famous brought up Pat in one of his war videos
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He's completely serious as using pat as a source btw

I'm not familiar with LazerPig, but Tomlinson is technically correct in that it is a Su-34 cockpit, and that is a consumer GPS receiver. Specifically a Garmin eTrex Vista, first released in 2001 and long since discontinued. That image is not from Ukraine though, it's from 2015 or 2016 in Syria.

 

[AprilRains]

Nothing beats his father being a "leathersmith" though, Professional Author Pat making up or misusing words is my favourite Pat, it really emphasizes his bovine stupidity.

i see what you did there

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I'm not familiar with LazerPig, but Tomlinson is technically correct in that it is a Su-34 cockpit, and that is a consumer GPS receiver. Specifically a Garmin eTrex Vista, first released in 2001 and long since discontinued. That image is not from Ukraine though, it's from 2015 or 2016 in Syria.

Yeah but the thing is LP doesn't care about Syria though, he's a mega NAFO fag. If you want I can link the thread here if you'd like to know more.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm not familiar with LazerPig, but Tomlinson is technically correct in that it is a Su-34 cockpit, and that is a consumer GPS receiver. Specifically a Garmin eTrex Vista, first released in 2001 and long since discontinued. That image is not from Ukraine though, it's from 2015 or 2016 in Syria.

Wait? Syria? So you're saying Laserpig did this AGAIN??? FUCK!!! First he says that a T-72 has less torque than a Honda Fit, now pictures of Jets in SYRIA he's saying are in Ukraine. Kill me.

 

[The Feline Solution]

i see what you did there

He did! It's a verbatim quote! Fucking "Leathersmith", it's retarded even by Piggy's standards.

Edit: Nevermind, i'm stupid.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

"EXECUTE DRUMPF FOR THE JANUARY SIXOCAUST"

Are we using "January Six Millionth" yet, and if not, can we start?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Neither one is easy to monetize (which is ostensibly the purpose of Pat spending every waking hour on Twitter).

I often see youtubers with 50k followers who have a Patreon with maybe a couple dozen people giving them 250 bucks per month. Making "content" isn't enough, you have to be likeable and interesting enough to make people want to support you beyond just subscribing. Which, in Pat's case... lol. His posts about his latest "work in progress" get single-digit likes. No one gives a shit.

eta: Came across an old gem, that time Patrick tried to use Twitter to apply for a job as a political firebrand.

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Does he know commenting on articles doesn't count as writing for the news outlets?

 

[Heckler1]

The fact that Fatty Patty un-ironically thinks of himself as a "firebrand" instead of an "obnoxious oinker" is one of the funniest delusions he holds. Outside of his radical take on urban pepperoni, he doesn't really have any views that one could call "fiery".

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

The fact that Fatty Patty un-ironically thinks of himself as a "firebrand" instead of an "obnoxious oinker" is one of the funniest delusions he holds. Outside of his radical take on urban pepperoni, he doesn't really have any views that one could call "fiery".

He admitted to having herpes, maybe he also has gonorrhea and it burns when he pees.

 

[Pedophobe]

I'm not familiar with LazerPig

Imagine Fatrick playing the General Fatton role full time but more charismatic, openly gayer and in full view of the online war nerd community.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He admitted to having herpes, maybe he also has gonorrhea and it burns when he pees.

He just needs to piss napalm now.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He just needs to piss napalm now.

"I don't need to enlist to fight in World War 3, stalker. Thanks to my many STDs, my piss is now weapons-grade napalm, and Ukraine uses it to burn the Russians. I'm already doing my part. Now hush and do yours, child."

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Imagine Fatrick playing the General Fatton role full time but more charismatic, openly gayer and in full view of the online war nerd community.

LazerPig would have a coronary if he saw Fat Rick's water balloon tweet.

 

[LGHDR+]

The guys at OnAForums are sick of Pat posting now and started shitting up their own board to get people to stop talking about Fatrick. So I guess it's safe to say we have successfully taken their lolcow. Brand Fatricks ass with the farms logo now because that piggy is official property of farmer Josh.

Just curious, who is their target now?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Judge Sped now turns his beady pig eyes of justice onto the orange man....and makes a rather interesting comment
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Fat is now yes-childing random people on twitter who vaguely disagree with his drumpf screeching
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Rick, firebrand conservative, thinks so little of our men and women in uniform that he believes they will follow illegal orders to execute civilians.

If only we had a good, Pat-approved President like Obama we'd be safe from such orders. What's that? Without trial? And separately his minor son? And Obama's spokesman justified it with "maybe he should have had a better father"? These are your delusions, child. Enjoy Gitmo that Obama closed on day one.

 

[Migraine Box]

He just needs to piss napalm now.

With how heavily he drinks, his piss is already flammable

 

[RollerGator]

Just curious, who is their target now?

Nobody really.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

LazerPig would have a coronary if he saw Fat Rick's water balloon tweet.

LazerNig would have a coronary if he tried to walk up a flight of stairs

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Just curious, who is their target now?

Well, there are quite a few possibilities now:

1) Joe Cumia: (Anthony Cumia's bother and former main target), has a combative personality similar to Pat but knew when it was time to call it quits and stop responding. I don't know how, since I've never interacted with the man, but some said over there that he seems to getting feisty again.
2) Anthony Cumia (aka Nana) who just just had a heart attack.
3) Jim Norton (aka The Worm - former ONA member): he's my main bet, for the simple reason he's a 5 foot tall 55 year old gigant asshole who just revelead he got married to a 6'4 Norwegian former prostitute Tranny with a huge cock, called "Princess Alena".

Why I think Norton has it in the bag (All taken from this Ona thread)

Spoiler: SFW: Instagram pics

Please note the size difference

Spoiler: Probably SFW (no nudes)

It's main donors when "she" was a cam girl. Don't quote me on the veracity of this info, but according to the guys at ONA, "StormJ" is Jim Norton


Now it calls itself Nikki (coincidence or ironic Patposter??). A pic from a few years ago, when it went by Princess Alena and was photographed with Norton in a restaurant in Canada:


Check out that triceps:

Spoiler: Tranny's dick (NSFL!)

A moment of silence for Norton's asshole. Thank you.