Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[DankSmoker]

the real lie is that nick was ever a stand up guy. Rookie mistake judging someone's morals based on the fact that you agree on a few things and like each other. I'd also hardly call it a downward spiral in terms of viewership since every time i checked, the only people who ever watched him were weebs who liked his streams because he talked about goku getting fired. He was never gonna go anywhere with his streaming career in the first place, let alone make glenn beck money lol

I saw his his engorged red schnoz appear for a second when I watched that netflix documentary series about the Depp/Heard trials, he's made it further than Dax!

 

[TyrasGuard]

Juju: "Words"
Null: *Responds*
Juju: "FULL MELTDOWN, NULL IS LOSING HIS MIND, THE FARMS ARE GOING DOWN"

I don't know if this is an LA brain thing or just a Juju thing but they really, really want to believe this narrative. Rekieta does it too.

I feel like the people who try to convince others that the farms are going down (despite claiming to not read their threads) are the ones who seethe the most with the intensity of a thousand suns. I bet you they think so much about it to the point where it actively harms them due to the stress it causes them.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I bet you they think so much about it to the point where it actively harms them due to the stress it causes them.

I hope so, nothing's funnier than the thought of Dax screaming about being prom queen into the mirror as he gets balder and balder.

 

[DankSmoker]

Juju: "Words"
Null: *Responds*
Juju: "FULL MELTDOWN, NULL IS LOSING HIS MIND, THE FARMS ARE GOING DOWN"

I don't know if this is an LA brain thing or just a Juju thing but they really, really want to believe this narrative. Rekieta does it too.

I feel like the people who try to convince others that the farms are going down (despite claiming to not read their threads) are the ones who seethe the most with the intensity of a thousand suns. I bet you they think so much about it to the point where it actively harms them due to the stress it causes them.

He is truly burning barns at the kiwi farms and we are helpless to stop it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I hope so, nothing's funnier than the thought of Dax screaming about being prom queen into the mirror as he gets balder and balder.

While dressed as a cow.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

About how many Ack ack ack coping streams are we gonna get from this?

 

[DankSmoker]

About how many Ack ack ack coping streams are we gonna get from this?

If a cow falls in the pasture with no one to hear the ack acking, does it really make a sound?

 

[BIG_BRAD]

While dressed as a cow.

do u guys ever wonder if dick and his gf still do the juju the cow thing or if he found a new fursona or if everyone knowing about it has soured them on the concept entirely

 

[AnOminous]

This is going to be like the supposed rule breaking posts in Nick's threads that can't be specified. "You lied about Nick!" "What were the lies?" "We can't say publicly; let's take this to DMs and/or private call and we can hash it out."

"I'll call you from the shower while ramming giant black dildoes up my ass!"

I bet you they think so much about it to the point where it actively harms them due to the stress it causes them.

It makes you want to piss them off even more when you realize every offhand comment has them seething, veins on their forehead visibly bulging, for hours afterwards.

Juju.

JUJU!

 

[Journoscum]

I remember back when Dick was milking the lolsuit, he would always mock Maddox by saying "My livelyhood" in a nasally voice.

That's how I read him saying "outrageous and horrible lies."

 

[Red flag]

I'll put this behind a spoiler. I know there's the whole "that's someone's daughter" meme, and truthfully I'm not really anti-pornography, but whenever I see Mintsalad - and especially this photo when she's next to Riley - I remember the time he laughed that her parents were desperate to try and contact their daughter, and iirc resorted to sock accounts on Instagram to try and talk to her. If someone has the archive of the tweet please post it (edit: found it, tweet and DM). Truly a horrific fate.

Spoiler: ngl she's not bad looking

View attachment 5470717

@Had was so fucking right to call Dax out for encouraging Mint to destroy her life. I couldn't really enjoy the show after that, it no longer felt like it was all gags.

Yeah, a mother distraught over her daughter turning into a druggie prostitute to a morbidly obese homeless pimp is the psycho bitch.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I remember back when Dick was milking the lolsuit, he would always mock Maddox by saying "My livelyhood" in a nasally voice.

That's how I read him saying "outrageous and horrible lies."

Yeah, I also heard his Maddox impression in my head when I saw that tweet.

 

[Sneedotron]

Bing AI image generation proving once again to be shockingly accurate

Angry mexican man with very small face wearing a cow costume running around in Los Angeles

do u guys ever wonder if dick and his gf still do the juju the cow thing or if he found a new fursona or if everyone knowing about it has soured them on the concept entirely

Since getting pegged in a cow costume is all about humiliation, I believe he probably enjoys it even more than before.
Hopefully he comes to terms with it some day and gets a full blown professional cow fursuit.
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he goes this route one day, furries are a much more lucrative group to grift than indie capeshit enthusiasts.
Just go for it Dax!

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

Bing AI image generation proving once again to be shockingly accurate

did it give him a baby bib? lol

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I'll put this behind a spoiler. I know there's the whole "that's someone's daughter" meme, and truthfully I'm not really anti-pornography, but whenever I see Mintsalad - and especially this photo when she's next to Riley - I remember the time he laughed that her parents were desperate to try and contact their daughter, and iirc resorted to sock accounts on Instagram to try and talk to her. If someone has the archive of the tweet please post it (edit: found it, tweet and DM). Truly a horrific fate.

Spoiler: ngl she's not bad looking

View attachment 5470717

Not all retards are obese, and “not obese” is an incomplete standard

 

[AncientPhosphur]

About how many Ack ack ack coping streams are we gonna get from this?

A lot. He’s now of the mindset anyone who pushes back against him is a kiwifarm user.

Also he’s still very much NOT MAD and it’s Jersh who is the one who is mad.

 

[Sneedotron]

Also he’s still very much NOT MAD and it’s Jersh who is the one who is mad.

View attachment 5471822

This one bothers me, you can tell he‘s seething because he didn’t even try to make it funny.

How many push-ups did Josh do today?

1. Null
2. Any other number

A lil silly play of words like that would have been the bare minimum I‘d expect from a professional comedian.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

you can tell he‘s seething because he didn’t even try to make it funny.

You can tell he’s seething because he’s tweeting about Null and KF. Dax thinks about KF more than Null does at this point.

 

[Seafarer]

While dressed as a cow.

do u guys ever wonder if dick and his gf still do the juju the cow thing or if he found a new fursona or if everyone knowing about it has soured them on the concept entirely

Can someone explain the Juju the cow thing? The OP of this thread is literally one of the worst on the site and provides zero information.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You can tell he’s seething because he’s tweeting about Null and KF. Dax thinks about KF more than Null does at this point.

He’s hitting Ralph levels of obsession about Null. Won’t be long until Dax goes on long winded rants about how Null’s dick is broke and

Thank goodness Dax is too much of an egoist to ever have kids because that’ll get in the way of his drug fueled orgies of getting fucked in the ass.