David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur

[AgendaPoster]

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Incredible how ethnicity trumps ideology immediately when shit hits the fan.
Absolutely hilarious.
"Imma dedicated communist - wait, WTF, you think we should expropriate Jews?!? - damn, I guess I'll just side with the bankers"

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

Wait wait, he's saying this...
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Which I'll be generous, with gear, and assuming both riders are roughly 200 pounds, carries 500 pounds, vs this...
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A B-2 spirit, which is rated to carry TWO 30,000 pound bunker busters, plus it's crew, or in regular 500 pound bombs, 80 Mk-82 bombs, which can then be fitted with fucking guidance packages. Its still carrying 80 at that point btw, with the extra weight from the guidance packages. Also nukes.

That flying Go Kart is a stealth bomber? You realize Isreal has some of the best radars on the planet, right? They can see those fuckers, hell, they can see birds. Most likely stealth aircraft if they're close enough. Hell, the Arrow 2 system just intercepted a ballistic missile guided by this monster:
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Realize it's so fucking powerful, it can be used as a directed energy weapon, a microwave gun. A B-2 Bomber MIGHT be the only thing able to get anywhere near it. Animarchy, your claims of Palestinians using stealth bombers are hilariously false, and I spent WAY too much time and autism proving it

Honestly I think he just meant "suicide bombers" and he's an idiot (I don't watch the conflict very closely but I don't think Hamas is even using suicide bombers). I was just poking fun at his phrasing.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Never knew LP the faggot himself had a thread here but deserving, the vore fetish however is surprising.

It gets worse. Trust us fren.

I would not expect a obese Australian man who makes retarded history videos constantly to be able to have the reasonable acumen of knowing the difference between 2 hajis on a paraglider and an actual stealth bomber. I expect him to be this massively retarded.

We don't really know how fat Animarchy is tbh. We've seen face shots, a little bit of neck, but nothing below, mostly due to the YouTube Shorts format.

Military YouTubers come in three flavors I've found: combat vets that may or may not have let go (I kinda get that at that point, war is ass), book nerds that are skinny as fuck and look like they're on the black coffee and cigarettes diet, or fatass armchair historians that yell loudly at the war thunder message boards about armor thicknesses and leak classified documents (also get guys in China killed). Where Animarchy fits... idk, possibly between 2 and 3, leaning towards 3

Honestly I think he just meant "suicide bombers" and he's an idiot (I don't watch the conflict very closely but I don't think Hamas is even using suicide bombers). I was just poking fun at his phrasing.

Shameless double post, it's quite possible he meant that, but I wanted to nip that in the bud right then and there. A stealth aircraft is more than just being tiny. That just means your radar signature is as small as whatever your craft is.

A STEALTH BOMBER is a massive air craft that appears on radar the size of a golf ball and possibly smaller depending on the radar. They are extremely stealthy, moreso than any fighter, because each one is a shit load of money in the billions, not to mention carries more weapons in one craft than a entire squadron of fighters, so you better make it stealthy as fuck. It is fuck ups like these is how he and Laserpig and his band of merry men are actively eroding history. With errors, bad data, and worst of all, lies.

 

[who dare wins?]

It gets worse. Trust us fren.

We don't really know how fat Animarchy is tbh. We've seen face shots, a little bit of neck, but nothing below, mostly due to the YouTube Shorts format.

Military YouTubers come in three flavors I've found: combat vets that may or may not have let go (I kinda get that at that point, war is ass), book nerds that are skinny as fuck and look like they're on the black coffee and cigarettes diet, or fatass armchair historians that yell loudly at the war thunder message boards about armor thicknesses and leak classified documents (also get guys in China killed). Where Animarchy fits... idk, possibly between 2 and 3, leaning towards 3

Cannot be fucked reading the rest of the thread rn, but alas I would believe you.

Animarchy (from what I gauged) has relatively speaking a very very poor understanding of these conflicts in a lot of regards. From the way he has cadence in his voice to the way he carries himself in other ways, I would not be surprised if he filmed these videos between his usual 124 hour goon sessions with his (likely vore) underaged grooming femboy circle with LP. To deduce the fates of men plummeting to the ocean, being burnt alive or last moments of prayer and the thoughts of their future children and their families and loved ones reduced to "Uhhmmmm she was soy mad" in reference to a ship being a living being made for fucking in a chinesium video game is something special.

 

[Uranus Pink]

A STEALTH BOMBER is a massive air craft that appears on radar the size of a golf ball and possibly smaller depending on the radar. They are extremely stealthy, moreso than any fighter, because each one is a shit load of money in the billions, not to mention carries more weapons in one craft than a entire squadron of fighters, so you better make it stealthy as fuck.

Only reason the B-2 costs that much was Congress cutting the build order down to just a handful being built. As the R&D costs are incorporated into each example built, someone i.e. U.S taxpayers have to pay for that and it sure as fuck ain't the congressman.

 

[The Foxtrot]

Shameless double post, it's quite possible he meant that, but I wanted to nip that in the bud right then and there. A stealth aircraft is more than just being tiny. That just means your radar signature is as small as whatever your craft is.

A STEALTH BOMBER is a massive air craft that appears on radar the size of a golf ball and possibly smaller depending on the radar. They are extremely stealthy, moreso than any fighter, because each one is a shit load of money in the billions, not to mention carries more weapons in one craft than a entire squadron of fighters, so you better make it stealthy as fuck. It is fuck ups like these is how he and Laserpig and his band of merry men are actively eroding history. With errors, bad data, and worst of all, lies.

To bring this back to LazerNig's vid on the Horten Ho. 229 (couldn't resist):
No, it was not purposely designed as a stealth bomber. It was designed as a tactical bomber/heavy fighter, similar to the Bf-110. However, compared to the BF-109, it did have an approximate 30% reduction in radar signature (or was it cross section?) against the type of radar set that Chain Home used. But this has nothing to do with it being a "stealth" aircraft and more to do with being a slimmer, less tall, curved aircraft.

This was more by accident than deliberate design choice, as this was discovered using a 1:1 reproduction of the Mk.2 Horten Ho. 229 in a wind tunnel test by the Smithsonian (IIRC).

 

[F-14 Tomcat]

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He wants to be American so fucking bad. Seriously, the copypasta is starting to get stale. YWNBARA

Hamas stealth bombers, that's a new one. I'm assuming he means the paraglider jihadi.

Also, "I'dve punched you" - you have never punched anyone or anything in your life and you'd hurt yourself way more than the target if you tried, you twink.

His wording is vague, but I took it to mean that Israel has the stealth bombers, which is closer to the truth. However I still have to point out that Israel has no stealth bomber, rather they have the F-35I which is a strike fighter.

 

[Foltest]

He wants to be American so fucking bad. Seriously, the copypasta is starting to get stale. YWNBARA


His wording is vague, but I took it to mean that Israel has the stealth bombers, which is closer to the truth. However I still have to point out that Israel has no stealth bomber, rather they have the F-35I which is a strike fighter.

I also assume that when he say stealth bombers, he is talking about Israel.
But as you said, Israel doesn’t have stealth bombers, so I also assume he just used as an example of the difference between both parties.

 

[Pedophobe]

Calling an F-35 a stealth bomber is a lot more acceptable than calling a paraglider a stealth bomber.

Oh well @WelperHelper99 posts were entertaining to read either way.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

Oh, shit, yeah, he's talking about Israel, not Hamas. My bad.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Cannot be fucked reading the rest of the thread rn, but alas I would believe you.

Animarchy (from what I gauged) has relatively speaking a very very poor understanding of these conflicts in a lot of regards. From the way he has cadence in his voice to the way he carries himself in other ways, I would not be surprised if he filmed these videos between his usual 124 hour goon sessions with his (likely vore) underaged grooming femboy circle with LP. To deduce the fates of men plummeting to the ocean, being burnt alive or last moments of prayer and the thoughts of their future children and their families and loved ones reduced to "Uhhmmmm she was soy mad" in reference to a ship being a living being made for fucking in a chinesium video game is something special.

His simping for Azur lane is immensely cringe. I say that as a World of Warships player that's been playing it since I was 12-14 ( it's been a fucking long time), where they sometimes do crossovers. At least WoWs treats the ships with respect and models them to autistic detail, and includes navies that are obscure. Animarchy treats stuff like his Enterprise series almost like a game.

Only reason the B-2 costs that much was Congress cutting the build order down to just a handful being built. As the R&D costs are incorporated into each example built, someone i.e. U.S taxpayers have to pay for that and it sure as fuck ain't the congressman.

True. That said, even with the new B-21, a much simpler aircraft, made for mass production:

It's still around 700 million a piece, carrying half the load, and missing the low altitude capabilities of the B-2. I can buy around 7 brand new F-15EX's for that price. Stealth bombers are pricy, no matter how you slice it

To bring this back to LazerNig's vid on the Horten Ho. 229 (couldn't resist):
No, it was not purposely designed as a stealth bomber. It was designed as a tactical bomber/heavy fighter, similar to the Bf-110. However, compared to the BF-109, it did have an approximate 30% reduction in radar signature (or was it cross section?) against the type of radar set that Chain Home used. But this has nothing to do with it being a "stealth" aircraft and more to do with being a slimmer, less tall, curved aircraft.

This was more by accident than deliberate design choice, as this was discovered using a 1:1 reproduction of the Mk.2 Horten Ho. 229 in a wind tunnel test by the Smithsonian (IIRC).

With the Horton, it's really due to the flying wing design. It's a very simple shape on radar. They weren't really going for that, experiments with flying wings were big back then due to aerodynamic effectiveness, but it wasn't until digital computers that they became usable due to instability

His wording is vague, but I took it to mean that Israel has the stealth bombers, which is closer to the truth. However I still have to point out that Israel has no stealth bomber, rather they have the F-35I which is a strike fighter.

Calling a F-35 a stealth bomber is like calling a turboprop powered Cessna a fighter jet. Technically a turboprop is a jet engine, and depending on the variant, you can slap some Hellfires on, which have the capability to hit aircraft. Otherwise, no, what are you smoking? In order to get a F-35 into bomber range, the measuing stick commonly sited being a ww2 B 17 flying fortress, you NEED to use the external hard points, which means stealth is GONE. Might as well send a F-15E, the Strike Eagle variant that can actually carry bombs and haul ass.

Calling an F-35 a stealth bomber is a lot more acceptable than calling a paraglider a stealth bomber.

Oh well @WelperHelper99 posts were entertaining to read either way.

I aim to please fren. It was fun demolishing his stealth bomber claim. Gave me something to do before bed

 

[The Foxtrot]

With the Horton, it's really due to the flying wing design. It's a very simple shape on radar. They weren't really going for that, experiments with flying wings were big back then due to aerodynamic effectiveness, but it wasn't until digital computers that they became usable due to instability

Precisely. Look at some of the other weird ass designs that were being toyed with back then, like the Flying Pancake. The 229 was born at a time when everyone was testing out every wacky, insane idea for furthering our scientific understanding of flight, or to try and get an advantage over an enemy.

That being said, the Horton being smaller than a Bf-109 would have helped early in the war, since the Bf-109 was a pretty small fighter anyway. But it had no real signal reduction against the sets used later in the war.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Precisely. Look at some of the other weird ass designs that were being toyed with back then, like the Flying Pancake. The 229 was born at a time when everyone was testing out every wacky, insane idea for furthering our scientific understanding of flight, or to try and get an advantage over an enemy.

That being said, the Horton being smaller than a Bf-109 would have helped early in the war, since the Bf-109 was a pretty small fighter anyway. But it had no real signal reduction against the sets used later in the war.

The flying pancake is a fun one lol. Once aircraft became a thing, post world War one, people went wild with their concepts. It was a new frontier, there was money to be made. A flying wing wasn't a crazy idea to test out, if it worked, you eliminated complex shit like tails and made it way sleeker and hence faster. Some ideas were just too ahead of their time.

Hell take the Helicopter. That was a concept for hundreds of years because of DaVinci, but it took until WW2 to put it into practice, and Vietnam to truly exploit it. The Horton wasn't stupid. It was just built in the wrong time for the wrong war

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Military YouTubers come in three flavors I've found: combat vets that may or may not have let go (I kinda get that at that point, war is ass), book nerds that are skinny as fuck and look like they're on the black coffee and cigarettes diet, or fatass armchair historians that yell loudly at the war thunder message boards about armor thicknesses and leak classified documents (also get guys in China killed). Where Animarchy fits... idk, possibly between 2 and 3, leaning towards 3

Accurate but missing a key one. In this country, sometime around a man's 30th birthday or 2nd child, he either turns his garage into a workshop, starts smoking brisket, or reports to the office that assigns him a military history topic to become obsessed with like that one comic.
The ultimate form of this person is the 'Dad historian', a goatee'd out of shape guy working out of his office when the old lady lets him. Usually a boomer but not necessarily (See Drachinifel). The Dad Historian is an important part of the ecosystem, as they have a holistic knowledge of their subject and their uncritical passion serve as an important counter balance to academia's trends of 'everything always sucked and there's nothing to look up to' and hyper specific 'How the Martini-Henry impacted the patriarchal structure of the Oogabooga people of North East Kenya's society' papers/books. (I read that last one, it's real)

Hell take the Helicopter. That was a concept for hundreds of years because of DaVinci, but it took until WW2 to put it into practice, and Vietnam to truly exploit it. The Horton wasn't stupid. It was just built in the wrong time for the wrong war

It was figured out earlier, it was just a technological/budget issue. Vic Krulak and others, iirc, started working on vertical envelopment in the late 40s and there's museum pieces of frankly terrifying and useless prototypes for the USMC before the Army and Navy stepped in with an actual budget. Shout out to another pillar of military history, reserve lt. colonels publishing papers on niche topics on 90s looking websites before turning it into a book.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The ultimate form of this person is the 'Dad historian', a goatee'd out of shape guy working out of his office when the old lady lets him. Usually a boomer but not necessarily (See Drachinifel). The Dad Historian is an important part of the ecosystem, as they have a holistic knowledge of their subject and their uncritical passion serve as an important counter balance to academia's trends of 'everything always sucked and there's nothing to look up to' and hyper specific 'How the Martini-Henry impacted the patriarchal structure of the Oogabooga people of North East Kenya's society' papers/books. (I read that last one, it's real)

Chieftain honestly fits this, just he's in shape

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Chieftain honestly fits this, just he's in shape

That and he actually did work with military vehicles.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

That and he actually did work with military vehicles.

That's an undersell. Anyway, in fairness to this pointless catalog we made up, I'd put Chieftan as well as guys like Ward Carrol or Sub Brief in category 1, Military Guys who never got over it. Not in a negative way, they just really fucking love their old jobs.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

That's an undersell. Anyway, in fairness to this pointless catalog we made up, I'd put Chieftan as well as guys like Ward Carrol or Sub Brief in category 1, Military Guys who never got over it. Not in a negative way, they just really fucking love their old jobs.

That's a lot of old vets if we're going to be honest.

 

[WelperHelper99]

That's an undersell. Anyway, in fairness to this pointless catalog we made up, I'd put Chieftan as well as guys like Ward Carrol or Sub Brief in category 1, Military Guys who never got over it. Not in a negative way, they just really fucking love their old jobs.

I'm glad they still love their jobs. Sub Brief especially. He never really sounds biased ( unless it's against the LCS program lol), and genuinely seems happy to clear up misconceptions and confusion about subs and ships.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

I'm glad they still love their jobs. Sub Brief especially. He never really sounds biased ( unless it's against the LCS program lol), and genuinely seems happy to clear up misconceptions and confusion about subs and ships.

I wish he still did acoustic breakdowns but I suppose there's only so many times you can say "I know what that is, it's really cool, I can't tell you."