2023 Israel-Palestine Armed Conflict

[behindyourightnow]

then the victorious burger military will spend the next decade sweating their balls off in the arid desert

Iran isn't just an arid desert. It has many different climate zones including rainforested areas. Which shouldn't be surprising given its size:

tbh this seems like something that would be made on /pol/ or similar sources to stir stuff up; granted i could hear less of tswift for now

I wish you were right, but it's real. I truly wish the posts below were parodies but as far as I can tell, they are all real people.

https://archive.md/21Nok

https://archive.md/eRkwv

My personal favorite:

https://archive.md/S9r1L

 

[Solid Hyrax]

First footage of combat inside a Hamas tunnel:
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Pretty cool to see the rounds going in those two fuckers.

 

[Jump]

it's hard to tell.
they do have uranium enrichment facilities, which means they could theoretically produce fissile material, but that alone doesn't make a functional nuclear weapon.
nobody outside the inner circles of iranian state leaderhsip really knows how far they are in their weapon development.

They got a buddy who does have working nukes though..

They already do tons of arms trade. They do training with each other. Iran's missiles are based on Nork tech. They are known to be working together on nuclear tech. Making something that could work on an ICBM is likely way, way, over their head. But something that could fit in a truck or ship I'll bet is in their reach. So unless they plan on waiting for the burgers to invade in to Iran before nuking themselves I don't think nukes would be a real concern.

Iran has plenty of other things going for it that would make a ground invasion with them a bloody mess for anyone that tried. Not saying they would "win" a full on NATO action just that it would be very costly for who ever had to go in.

 

[Alter Ego]

Not that IDF videos are any better at visualizing enemy combatants, though. It seems that the best we get of real combat from those are Merkava-mounted cameras showing the tank firing at seemingly nothing. I'd be surprised if the IDF ever publicly releases on-the-ground combat footage of an enemy combatant clearly being shot.

First footage of combat inside a Hamas tunnel:
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Well how about that. Just two days after I expressed doubt that we'll ever see IDF video of enemy combatants getting shot, we get an IDF video of enemy combatants getting shot in extreme closeup.

 

[curson]

Pretty cool to see the rounds going in those two fuckers.

Yes it is. But is the ISR really deploying tunnel rats? 500km? Sry, but thats,'s not the way to go... Gas them, flood them but never sacrifice soldiers....

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

LAPD just confirmed that a 65-year-old Jewish man named Paul Kessler has died after he was carrying an Israeli flag at a pro-Palestine rally in Los Angeles when he was struck in the head by a Palestinian activist with a megaphone.

Assailant looks like this:

Typical of a Palestinian, attack the weak and kill them instead of using their words like human beings.

 

[But I Digress]

First footage of combat inside a Hamas tunnel:
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They shot that fucker right in his asshole once he was down.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

LAPD just confirmed that a 65-year-old Jewish man named Paul Kessler has died after he was carrying an Israeli flag at a pro-Palestine rally in Los Angeles when he was struck in the head by a Palestinian activist with a megaphone.

Assailant looks like this:

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Typical of a Palestinian, attack the weak and kill them instead of using their words like human beings.

What's with that E.T finger? Inbreeding??

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Iran isn't just an arid desert. It has many different climate zones including rainforested areas. Which shouldn't be surprising given its size:

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I wish you were right, but it's real. I truly wish the posts below were parodies but as far as I can tell, they are all real people.

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https://archive.md/21Nok

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https://archive.md/eRkwv

My personal favorite:

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https://archive.md/S9r1L

What does Disney have to do with Palestine?

 

[Jump]

What's with that E.T finger? Inbreeding??

Does this person even exist or is this more AI shit?

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

delusion
if america decided to invade iran, it would go about as well as when it invaded iraq. the regime and its army would be obliterated within months, then the victorious burger military will spend the next decade sweating their balls off in the arid desert while partisans and guerrillas occasionally pick off a couple soldiers on patrol with IEDs and ambush tactics

Well unlike Iraq, a SIGNIFICANT % of the Iranian population hates the theocracy.

Hell from 2009 till now every few years the IRGC has to kill a few thousand people to keep things under control.

it's hard to tell.
they do have uranium enrichment facilities, which means they could theoretically produce fissile material, but that alone doesn't make a functional nuclear weapon.
nobody outside the inner circles of iranian state leaderhsip really knows how far they are in their weapon development.

They have been making fissile material for a decade or more now.

Most experts say Iran is easily less than a year from a bomb and some even say it's more like 90 days.

They have tested cold starts aka warhead detonations with no fissile material and have expanded their centrifuge operations after STUXNET ass blasted their nuclear program around a decade ago.

They 100% have asked for / bought warhead plans from N. Korea and N. Korea has almost certainly developed sub 1,000kg warheads and probably sub 500kg warheads.

They also have domestic scientists who understand nuclear physics quite well.

They got a buddy who does have working nukes though..
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They already do tons of arms trade. They do training with each other. Iran's missiles are based on Nork tech. They are known to be working together on nuclear tech. Making something that could work on an ICBM is likely way, way, over their head. But something that could fit in a truck or ship I'll bet is in their reach. So unless they plan on waiting for the burgers to invade in to Iran before nuking themselves I don't think nukes would be a real concern.

Iran has plenty of other things going for it that would make a ground invasion with them a bloody mess for anyone that tried. Not saying they would "win" a full on NATO action just that it would be very costly for who ever had to go in.

Iran has IRBMs that could probably lift a relatively simple fission device in the 10-20kt range.

As for a ground invasion, the Iranian military as a whole is mostly stuck in the late 1970s and early 1980s in terms of tech but they would have the means to make an occupation rough IF the IRGC retains support after Khamenhi and the ayatollahs are forced out.

Remember, a large % of people in Iran (probably not a majority but a LOT) despise the regime.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

If Iran ever thinks to use a nuke, that's the end of their reign.

 

[Just_Somebody]

I'm guessing the IDF are trying to find and recover hostages, living or dead.

Otherwise entering the tunnels seems insanely risky, compared to just flooding them akin to Egypt's military fish farms in Rafah.

 

[King George III]

My personal favorite:

Yes, I am certain that the combined faggotry of Swifties and Kpop whackos will solve all the world's problems. After the war, they'll end world hunger!

 

[MugolEx]

If anyone is interested. The Chad Cock has risen. Despite the near by explosions that just happened as I am typing this.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

LAPD just confirmed that a 65-year-old Jewish man named Paul Kessler has died after he was carrying an Israeli flag at a pro-Palestine rally in Los Angeles when he was struck in the head by a Palestinian activist with a megaphone.

Assailant looks like this:

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Typical of a Palestinian, attack the weak and kill them instead of using their words like human beings.

Is absolutely retarded that Americans are fighting and killing each other over a 2000+ year feud for a cursed piece of land that doesn't even effect them.

 

[King George III]

If anyone is interested. The Chad Cock has risen. Despite the near by explosions that just happened as I am typing this.

Good Morning GazaNam indeed. Hitting them hard right now. Who needs an alarm clock and coffee, when you've got arty, MK82 bombs, and small arms fire to wake you up.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Is absolutely retarded that Americans are fighting and killing each other over a 2000+ year feud for a cursed piece of land that doesn't even effect them.

Sometimes I pray for alien to drop a nuke in middle East.

 

[MugolEx]

Sometimes I pray for alien to drop a nuke in middle East.

Why wait for aliens? See, this is the problem. We just expect someone else to do all the work!

 

[AltisticRight]

The target was Jihad Shahada, 24, commander of the Al-Aqsa Martyrs' Brigade's "Rapid Response Force" in Tulkarm.

>Jihad Shahada
That's like being Jewish and naming your son Bankman Shekelgrubbingstein Shoah.

That was pretty funny.

Jason Unruhe is really, really mad at Israel.
4:30 and after is particularly unhinged.
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>MaoistRebelNews
It's this pink-haired fat commine twink again? Nothing says Maoist (primitive peasantry revolutionism) more than using modern capitalist technology.
Reminder that Mao massacred any Muslims trying to kill Hans after China reconquered Xinjiang (Tibet) and Xizang (inner Mongolia). If Mao was in charge instead of Bibi, Gaza would be a nuclear wasteland and every Muslim in the region would be in mass graves.
Chinese Han rulers were historically tolerant of minority groups and religious factions as long as they didn't start shit. The ROC handled minorities quite well when they killed some Hans by racial profiling, if not shooting them in the streets for sounding a little "Manchu" (which was retarded because they killed a bunch of their own too).

Imagine simping for any Chinese ruler (other than Deng and maybe Sun).