Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[877-CASH-now]

I can't reply to you, ZB, but "you'll" sounds like if a northerner put y'all in to their phone and autocorrect went "no, that's not for you, you can have...you'll. Sounds the same."

 

[Triple Flutz]

New art dropped

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I sure hope this isn't meant to be a business logo, since it's priced at $1000.

I guess if she really wanted to be generous, she might have billed it as a t-shirt design ($500+10% royalty) or band poster design. ($500)

 

[Chub Rub]

"Nearly 4 decades of experience as an artist."

So from birth. Shitting in diapers and eating crayons is experience as an artist. Let's see that four decade portfolio, and see if we can guess which were done at 5 and which were done at 35.

 

[ZB927]

I can't reply to you, ZB, but "you'll" sounds like if a northerner put y'all in to their phone and autocorrect went "no, that's not for you, you can have...you'll. Sounds the same."

Oh totally! You would think a hot shot band manager of only a few weeks would take the time to proofread the post before she blasted it out to all of the big country acts (who don't even curate their own profiles) but what do I know?

 

[alpro whore]

'i'll make you exceptional work' well that fits.

it's also wild that she's charging more for a poster/logo which are just a handful of low quality jpegs pasted on top of eachother than actual hand drawn (traced) art. i'm glad she's charging ridiculous prices for her extremely low quality work though, as no one with a working pair of eyes is going to commission her and therefore her delusions and begging will continue for our entertainment.

she's also gotten larger, comparing last years witches ride pictures to this years. not really painting the whole 'destitute and starving' picture there, polissa

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Polissa posted two TikToks over the past week.

First one features a Lurch update (with Wednesday cameo)

Spoiler: send baby sling for kitty

Y'all. I have a problem. I have a six month old, level five clinger.

*camera pans to Lurch on top of her*



*camera pans back to her* He is massive! And he only wants *pans back to Lurch* to do this! And if I try to put him down, he comes right back! Over, and over, and over again!

So I saw this lady on here with uh, one of those baby sling things! The wraps! And she had her cat in it! And I, I, if anyone has a used one of those they would like to donate to this cause, because I can't get anything done! Is bad enough that I have-- *pans to another cat against her* *snickers as the camera pans back to her* --that one, too! Yeah, that's Wednesday!

But uh, she [Wednesday] only sits on my lap and I can get things done! I can work around her! *more camera movement* He [Lurch] has my arm pinned! So, please, please, please! Save this cat mom's arms! Please! Somebody, anybody that got one of them wraps! *laughs*

Second one is the result of Polissa watching too much fear mongering TikTok for her news. Remember, she worked as a customer service rep in Wachovia before the 2008 Recession! She's an expert on all things banking because of this!

Spoiler: my world's on fire, how about yours?

Hey, y'all, I just wanted to come on real quick, like, and just talk to you for a second!

Um, those that have followed me for any time may know that I worked for Wachovia bank back in the day. Back in 2008, 2009, um, during the housing market crash, I was there! And I saw the symptoms of all that well before it actually happened!

*deep gasp* Here's the deal! As the amount of videos I have seen increased tonight, about the possibility of a full banking collapse within uh, Wells Fargo, Bank of America, and a couple of the other really big ones... If you bank with those, go check your banking accounts right now. And, this is not to cause alarm, this is not to cause panic, this is not to cause a run! But if you have any amount of money that is significant to you... I would not be leaving it in those banks right now! In fact, I would be there first thing Monday morning, tomorrow morning, getting my money out of those banks!

Uh, they-- world temperature right now? There's a whole saying in a book that I reference quite often that says that "even in a bathtub, you would be boiled alive before you even knew!" And that's where we're at right now! The water's boiling, and it's time to get out!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

And where did Miss Piss get the info to come to this momentous conclusion? YT videos? We’re those videos put out by people who know what they’re talking about? What specific facts or logic trails led her to her conclusion?

She is aware most banks require 24 hours notice for large withdrawals, right? And she knows if that list of major banks were to fail, the smaller ones would be right behind?

Good this her worldly wealth is safely invested in Mello Yello and Jimmy Dean bowls.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

There are always a subset of weird YouTube accounts that specialize in videos about prepping for when tshtf (the shit hits the fan), emp events that'll knock out the nation's power grid and dire warnings about the banks failing. It got worse during Covid; now it's mostly stupid lists of things you must stock up on before the winter, things that will be in short supply (and the lists are always stupid).

Even though it's obviously not the case, Pissa fancies herself as someone who can live off the family land so I can see how she'd end up down that rabbit hole.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

And, this is not to cause alarm, this is not to cause panic, this is not to cause a run! But if you have any amount of money that is significant to you... I would not be leaving it in those banks right now! In fact, I would be there first thing Monday morning, tomorrow morning, getting my money out of those banks!

Goddamn. This is one of the stupidest things she's ever said, and lemme tell ya, I don't say that lightly.

 

[Club Sandwich]

Pissa fancies herself as someone who can live off the family land so I can see how she'd end up down that rabbit hole.

a lot of "prepper" types have various levels of plans. i'm pretty curious what sort of plan Polissa has put together regarding riding out whatever storm she feels is approaching soon. bonus points if it's doing any sort of bug in homesteading thing - especially since she's already done some gardening at the previous housing.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

I sure hope this isn't meant to be a business logo, since it's priced at $1000.
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I guess if she really wanted to be generous, she might have billed it as a t-shirt design ($500+10% royalty) or band poster design. ($500)

"Buisiness Logos are $1000"

The jokes write themselves, folks.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

And where did Miss Piss get the info to come to this momentous conclusion? YT videos? We’re those videos put out by people who know what they’re talking about? What specific facts or logic trails led her to her conclusion?

She is aware most banks require 24 hours notice for large withdrawals, right? And she knows if that list of major banks were to fail, the smaller ones would be right behind?

Good this her worldly wealth is safely invested in Mello Yello and Jimmy Dean bowls.

Polissa gets all her news from TikTok. Not joking. She's shared "evidence" of where she found something after someone called bullshit in some of her alarmist videos, and the "evidence" is almost always another TikTok.

She also apparently forgot that FDIC insurance also exists. Sure, you won't get anything over a certain amount, but the average American would keep most if not all their money if their bank account suddenly vanished.

a lot of "prepper" types have various levels of plans. i'm pretty curious what sort of plan Polissa has put together regarding riding out whatever storm she feels is approaching soon. bonus points if it's doing any sort of bug in homesteading thing - especially since she's already done some gardening at the previous housing.

There are always a subset of weird YouTube accounts that specialize in videos about prepping for when tshtf (the shit hits the fan), emp events that'll knock out the nation's power grid and dire warnings about the banks failing. It got worse during Covid; now it's mostly stupid lists of things you must stock up on before the winter, things that will be in short supply (and the lists are always stupid).

Even though it's obviously not the case, Pissa fancies herself as someone who can live off the family land so I can see how she'd end up down that rabbit hole.

Pissa has shown prepper tendencies on and off. If there is a crisis (real, imaginary, or hypothesized) that she's heard about or saw on a TV show, she panics and claims total destruction is about to happen soon, very very soon. When I first found her, she was claiming that Americans would be starving to death Leningrad style by Christmas because of an article stating that a worldwide stockpile of wheat was depleting... in countries that depended on Ukrainian wheat. She's also showed a sort of "bugout bag" for in case the Russians invaded back in February and it included stuff like a dry erase paddle board for communication with deaf people. There was also that time that she watched a TikTok containing fake news about Russia bombing the US and panicked about how she had to flee to safety... But she's tired, so she'll do it in the morning. And on, and on.

Even then, when there actually is disaster in her vicinity, she just sits and shits herself. She lost power for four days in April from a tornado that fucked up the town she lived in at the time. Spent the time bitching on TikTok about not getting power back fast enough and how her mom *had* to buy Josh and her a hotel room for the night. She has such little survival instinct or adaptability that it's borderline surprising that her lizard brain knows to make her deep gasp for air every once in awhile.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

a lot of "prepper" types have various levels of plans. i'm pretty curious what sort of plan Polissa has put together regarding riding out whatever storm she feels is approaching soon. bonus points if it's doing any sort of bug in homesteading thing - especially since she's already done some gardening at the previous housing.

Polissa probably thinks she'd be perfectly okay in the event of some major economic collapse that destroyed several major banks, because she relies on Cashapp, pre-paid debit cards, check cashing places, EBT, and giftcards. And to feel smug and superior about it, as if not dealing with banks is some kind of 5D chess move on her part and not just the consequence of being a financially irresponsible deadbeat with no income or assets beyond gibs and persistent mooching.

I'm no prepper so I'm not seeing how an apocalypse level situation would call for a tub trumpet, yard piano, hysterectomy coloring book, and a bunch of inbred cats. But I'm sure Polissa has a plan.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I like cats. I like babies. I just really get tired of the whole "muh cats are muh babies" LARP. Your cat does not want to be in a baby sling strapped onto you moving around. It wants to be climbed on a nice big rotten tree, and Polissa will do.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Pissa has shown prepper tendencies on and off. If there is a crisis (real, imaginary, or hypothesized) that she's heard about or saw on a TV show, she panics and claims total destruction is about to happen soon, very very soon.

Polissa shows no genuine prepper tendencies at all. She's just a retard whose life is made extremely difficult and unpredictable by the fact that she's a retard. And since she's too retarded to see that the ongoing catastrophe of her life is entirely due to her own retardation, she's constantly hot for the next impending disaster—preferably one that wipes out all of the people who actually have something to lose, who she envies and resents the shit out of.

She's a retard who loves wallowing in the intense emotion of apocalyptic fantasies, not a prepper. If she had any genuine prepper tendencies, she and Josh would have started to get a garden established, built a chicken coop, got some hens, and would be internet begging for shit like canning jars and lids, a Berkey water filter, solar-powered lamps, and dehydrated food for themselves and their pets—rather than a rickety $200 garden cart to push in a parade.

In the event of a global financial meltdown, she would fully expect other family members to provide for her, because, in Polissa's fat retard mind, that's what other people exist to do. She would have nothing useful to contribute, be it in knowledge, goods, or skills, and she'd whine fatly about how it isn't her fault she needs everybody else to care for her because she's so disabled.

In a prolonged crisis, she'd simply disappear one day, and no family member would admit to having put a bullet in her and dumping her body in the remotest place they could haul it.

 

[stupid frog]

she and Josh would have started to get a garden established

They did lmao

 

[Angry New Ager]

They did lmao

No, LMAO, they did not. Not since moving to the trailer. Before that, their "garden" consisted of some sad, underwatered plants in containers (from which Polissa gave away their puny harvest). Polissa has had the fantasy of a "survival garden" cooking in her brain for a while, but in practice? It was a half-assed and semi-abandoned effort.

Back in early May, Josh posted a pic of himself, Polissa's mom, and Poppa (Polissa's grandfather), "working in the garden." Poppa's the one on the right in the bib overalls and hat; Josh is on the left:



But here's the thing: Poppa's been dead for several years. It's his car that these two numbskulls have been driving around, given or loaned to them by the cousin who inherited it. And look at Josh, on the left—in that pic, he's still significantly fatter than he's been since before this thread started.

This is an old pic. I doubt that patch of dirt has been cultivated since Poppa died, given that Robin's a deathfat like her daughter, and has her own health issues. And Josh sure as hell didn't make it happen this year because he was too busy trying to fix the plumbing, working, grilling, and getting henpecked by his know-it-all retard wife and debating whether she's worth the trouble.

They're at the trailer, on the "family land" where Polissa insisted they were going to have an abundant garden—and they still have nothing. They still don't have running water in the trailer, as far as I know, or heat. Polissa still fantasizes about a vegetable garden, but she's physically not up to it, her relationship with Josh is rocky, and and there's nobody else willing to bust their ass to help her (because they'd have to do all the work).

Nobody who lives on that property is getting any younger, stronger, or healthier, either, so it's a safe be that Polissa's just going to have to live out her "survival garden" fantasies on Pinterest from now on. Josh has already tried playing along with it, and we all saw how well that went, so the garden plans, safe to say, are just going to go the way of fixing the trailer.

 

[LonesomeDud]

As far south as she is, it might not be too late to prep the soil for next year.

 

[stupid frog]

No, LMAO, they did not. Not since moving to the trailer. Before that, their "garden" consisted of some sad, underwatered plants in containers (from which Polissa gave away their puny harvest). Polissa has had the fantasy of a "survival garden" cooking in her brain for a while, but in practice? It was a half-assed and semi-abandoned effort.

I know it was shit, that's the point.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I also can't imagine Polissa eating a dinner of potatoes, green beans, and corn and being content with it as dinner.