Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 14.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 107 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 169 39.9%

  • Total voters
    424
I'm sorry but "Cyberfrog" sounds like it would be an in-universe comic in a kid's cartoon. Think of the Crimson Chin (Fairly OddParents) or Ultralord (Jimmy Neutron).

I guess that could be said about many real-life comic characters but "Cyberfrog" just really reeks of that IMO. Also it isn't as cool as Ultralord or Crimson Chin.
 
It's interesting to see that Nick is angrier at Josh (he made fun of Nick for wearing a baldo and said Nick had holes in his brain) than he was at Ralph (called his wife a "slatternly whore" and called his kids a "brood of retards" and wanted him disbarred). rgg when Ralph and Nick were feuding Ralph would say the most horrendous shit about him and Nick would just say "lol you pooped yourself", but when Josh says Nick is an alcoholic Nick responds by calling Josh a pedophile, celebrates Russell suing the site, and seethes for several hours on Twitter.
I guess Nick cares about defending his alcoholism more than his own family.
This could be interpreted a couple of ways imo.

1. Nick has no respect for Ethan Ralph and he treats things he says as essentially noise from a squealing pig. Conversely, he actually respects Null and feels a sense of "betrayal" for having mean things said about him because he cares what Null says vs the gunt..

2. Nick isn't bothered by Ralph's insults because there is no truth in them. Conversely, he is pissed at Null because he knows deep down that what he is saying (alcohol is creating brain holes) is true, and his anger comes from a place of defiance and cope.

It's probably a little from column A and a little from column B. The only problem is option 2 would require some self-reflection, of which I don't think he is capable.
 
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We know he isn't normal, and I think we all agree he didn't get away with it. Yes, everyone at the formal, political networking party was nice to your face.
Noooo you idiot Karen Farmers, you just can't read social situations! Everyone totally loved the goth hot topic belt worn by a sleezy 40 something jew-nosed man, it's you who don't understand fashion. In fact when the night was done, Donald Trump HIMSELF ushered him to the side and told him "You got big balls wearing a belt like that, I respect that" to which Nick replied "my balls are actually abnormally small, they seem large because they're currently trapped inside a device called a Balldo which can be used to fuck women when you're impotent" to which the former POTUS laughed knowingly and shook his hand with a FIRM, manly grip, which if you didn't know, is a SIGN of RESPECT. You just don't get it!!!
 
Cyberfrog 3 is the latest crowdfunder EVS has done.
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For being "the most popular character in crowdfunded comics" it made less than Alphacore did on day 1. Very Thunk-Provoking.
If the earlier copies sold well then why does he need crowdfunding anymore?
Does EVS have his own thread? If so people should prob continue the discussion there, its getting off topic
 
@The Yellow Dart made a good point over on the Dick thread.

Nick DID say that Chuck Dixon can't make a million dollar comic book.

Alphacore is almost at $700,000 and is still climbing. There's a possibility Nick might end up eating crow on this one.

Does EVS have his own thread? If so people should prob continue the discussion there, its getting off topic
Sorta. People have reasoned for years that the CG thread is kinda-sorta his thread.

July's success is tangentially related to Nick based on a whole bunch of idiotic and/or mean spirited comments Nick has made though (likely at the behest of Master JuJu). I think it's on-topic if it's constrained to those comments (see observation above, for example).
 
I can't stand watching clips of Nick because I can't stop focusing on his left hand spazzing out every 30 seconds and making faggy expressions like extending his index finger and pressing his cheek while his other phalanges dangle and writhe. Literally a limp-wristed FAGGOT! His hand looks so emaciated and weak it looks like the hand of an 80 year old woman and I can't stop noticing how bizarre it looks.

Please, Nick, for my sanity and yours ALWAYS have a drink in your hand. Cheers!
 
Nick didn’t have any sycophants at Mar-a-Lago. Of course he’d fly all the way there and not even get to meet Bongino. Can this Nicka do anything right?
 
Oh yeah. Nick isn't good at normal stuff, there's no reason to think he's good at drinking and driving.
He's not good at driving sober for that matter.
Minnesota had even more proconsumer insurance laws and that wouldn't fly here. As long as he pays his premiums I expect him to be covered. Any fantasies about Nick getting a DUI and having his insurance cancle or deny a claim are likely to remain fantasies.
They won't refuse to pay out to a victim because the whole point of insurance is protecting against negligence by another person. What they might do is turn around and sue him after paying out, or refuse to replace the car if he has full coverage.
 
Nick didn’t have any sycophants at Mar-a-Lago. Of course he’d fly all the way there and not even get to meet Bongino. Can this Nicka do anything right?
Pretty hilarious given Bongino was even willing to reach out to Sam Hyde and offer payment processor services. Nick is either too much of a liability even for him or just not worth the time.
 
I'm sorry but "Cyberfrog" sounds like it would be an in-universe comic in a kid's cartoon. Think of the Crimson Chin (Fairly OddParents) or Ultralord (Jimmy Neutron).

I guess that could be said about many real-life comic characters but "Cyberfrog" just really reeks of that IMO. Also it isn't as cool as Ultralord or Crimson Chin.
Cyberfrog sounds like a cheap way to capitalize on the Cyberpunk 2077 hype. Feels like it was name chosen to optimize the SEO.
 
I'm sorry but "Cyberfrog" sounds like it would be an in-universe comic in a kid's cartoon. Think of the Crimson Chin (Fairly OddParents) or Ultralord (Jimmy Neutron).

I guess that could be said about many real-life comic characters but "Cyberfrog" just really reeks of that IMO. Also it isn't as cool as Ultralord or Crimson Chin.

Okay, Sheen..

Pretty hilarious given Bongino was even willing to reach out to Sam Hyde and offer payment processor services. Nick is either too much of a liability even for him or just not worth the time.

My take on this is that Nick made no effort to network. Just look at his track record of scheduling guests.

Why? There could be a few reasons:

Sloth: Self-explanatory. Success always just dropped in his lap before. KF did research for the Vic case. Fans recommended people to him and made the introductions. Collaboration and scheduling is work.

Pride: Nick is either playing the 'cool fellow' stereotype and waiting to be approached. Nick thinks he does not need to collaborate.

Fear/Shame: Nick knows most of the people there are out of his league (or at least they wouls take a dark view of his more wild shenanigans).
 
Okay, Sheen..



My take on this is that Nick made no effort to network. Just look at his track record of scheduling guests.

Why? There could be a few reasons:

Sloth: Self-explanatory. Success always just dropped in his lap before. KF did research for the Vic case. Fans recommended people to him and made the introductions. Collaboration and scheduling is work.

Pride: Nick is either playing the 'cool fellow' stereotype and waiting to be approached. Nick thinks he does not need to collaborate.

Fear/Shame: Nick knows most of the people there are out of his league (or at least they wouls take a dark view of his more wild shenanigans).
There's no need to theorize on this. How many of Nicks internet friends with their own shows have complained about how hard it is to get ahold of him, or how difficult he is to schedule with? He's legitimately too lazy for his own good. Nick might be at the point of your pride thought, but I can say without a doubt that this clown has no fear or shame. You don't talk about your sexual proclivities with such a casual demeanor or get up in front of 50 strangers at a local bowling alley and do an entire 30 minutes with your late-night internet show routine and claim to have any shame.
 
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