Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Kela de Thaym said:
I mean... I can't say I blame them. He's pretty much been mind broken into a shell of his former self (and yet fatter than ever before) and isn't as funny as he used to be imo.
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There’s also the fact that he’s played every single hand he possibly could at this point.

He filed a $100K lawsuit that was completed funded for him that accomplished nothing. He tried pestering the police, FBI; even the fucking president - also accomplished nothing. Then he resorted to swatting himself and going on a media tour but nobody cared.

He has no other cards to play now. He loves to pretend that if only he knew who we were, there’d be severe consequences but that’s also bullshit because he’s known who Dan is for a long time now and done nothing about it. Dan was texting him, making fun of him on the forum and even did a fucking podcast mocking him but Patty hasn’t been able to do a thing about it. It’s almost as if none of those things are crimes.

Pat’s a large boy. That’s the point I’m trying to make here.
 
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MilkThePig said:
There’s also the fact that he’s played every single hand he possibly could at this point.

He filed a $100K lawsuit that was completed funded for him that accomplished nothing. He tried pestering the police, FBI; even the fucking president - also accomplished nothing. Then he resorted to swatting himself and going on a media tour but nobody cared.

He has no other cards to play now. He loves to pretend that if only he knew who we were, there’d be severe consequences but that’s also bullshit because he’s known who Dan is for a long time now and done nothing about it. Dan was texting him, making fun of him on the forum and even did a fucking podcast mocking him but Patty hasn’t been able to do a thing about it. It’s almost as if none of those things are crimes.

Pat’s a large boy. That’s the point I’m trying to make here.
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Yep.

If he can’t get Dan Mullen arrested for voluntarily and freely attending a public hearing, then it’s a pretty safe bet that the authorities are not especially interested in helping him.

The SWATtings though, whoever is responsible for the actual ones, be it Fatrick himself or persons unknown on the internet, they should face consequences.

I hope it was Patrick doing it to himself, but it seems that he can’t help giving himself away so perhaps it wasn’t.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
Good news folks, the earning reports have come in and pain profits are really up, we had a fantastic 3rd quarter performance as a result of increased company emphasis on inventive methods of calling targets fat. Ruined lives and suicides have been steadily climbing as well. The board is really pleased.

So you guys are doing great, keep up the good work. Oh and this Thursday moderator Trombonista is going to be bringing in cake so feel free to stop by the break room if you aren't busy.
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As a potential investor what sort of yield can I expect in my pain shares? Would you recommend I split into suffering stock as well, to increase potential dividends?

Finally, what is the projected growth on Patrick Tomlinson's waistline going into Q1 2024? I got a guy downtown says now is the time to buy because Rick's weight is only going up.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
As a potential investor what sort of yield can I expect in my pain shares? Would you recommend I split into suffering stock as well, to increase potential dividends?

Finally, what is the projected growth on Patrick Tomlinson's waistline going into Q1 2024? I got a guy downtown says now is the time to buy because Rick's weight is only going up.
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Says a lot about human nature and capitalism's trends that despite having the most rotund and perfectly spherical lolcow, the only thing the investors care about is how fatter Patrick is getting in the next quarter. We are well past the point of dimishing returns, he can only get so fat.
 
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BrazilianDog said:
Says a lot about human nature and capitalism's trends that despite having the most rotund and perfectly spherical lolcow, the only thing the investors care about is how fatter Patrick is getting in the next quarter. We are well past the point of dimishing returns, he can only get so fat.
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That is your depression speaking, stalker. The wasteline can expand without limit, even unto the black Hole.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
The grinder. Null's death squads are usually too lazy to leave their mothers' basements.
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I think you mean basedment. But yes, going outside is dumb. That's where Fat Rick is. Because there is no building on this earth that could contain his girth, not with current engineering anyway.
 
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Pat's been doubling down on politics, tweeting about the "stolen election" and how a second Trump term will be the end of the free world (the example he gave was cracking down on protestors which every President does?). It's cynical, if he actually believed any of this he'd be volunteering and he just likes to get mad at young people for not voting.

He's making new friends:

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Also he started ANOTHER social media account on an app that sounds like a takeout restaurant / EDIT: the comedy stylings of Patrick Tomlinson got me, it's actually Blue Sky. The way he phrased it made it sound like it was new.

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grapeshark77 said:
Also he started ANOTHER social media account on an app that sounds like a takeout restaurant

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This fat bastard collects social media accounts like fucking Lou Gags (also fat). Do we have a running tally of how many fucking social media sites he's "joined" to "leave" twitter?
 
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Piggle Rick said:
It’s Fatrick’s “clever” way of saying Bluesky without breaking X’s rule about promoting other sites. It says a lot that he’s still begging people to sign up to it.
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Fatrick’s really flaunting all the Spanish he learned when he was seven. If he was smart, he’d go all-in and refer to it as “cielos azures,” but he’s not so he won’t. If he were an author, he would use the word “azure,” which is what he was going for, but he’s not so he didn’t.
 
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DumbDude43 said:
this makes no fucking sense.
if the police are looking to arrest some john does in a criminal investigation, they can get a criminal court to order the ISPs to turn over names and addresses directly. they don't need some random civilian to start a bogus lawsuit and make some civil court do it for them.
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and if the police did need the dox of goodreads review trolls, but weren't allowed to get it for some legal reason, pat's plan is still doesn't work. private citizen aren't allowed to act as agents of the law to get around the rules.

it is one of the stupidest things he has ever said. he got btfo in court and is still coping that it was 4D chess.
 
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