Cogent's CEO is directly involved in trying to censor the Kiwi Farms

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Literal concentrated cringe.
"I draw the line here: The Keffals Fart Porn stays up."
a quote for the ages
Here's my lazy ass attempt:
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I've been waiting a while for this, you stupid cuck. What's wrong with you, that you want this? Doesn't matter to me though, I'll gladly give it to you, you little bitch. You like that, you stupid fuck? I bet you do. You've been fantasising about this for a long time, haven't you? So many of you are so fucking weird. Pppfftt. You like that, you stupid bitch? Pppppft. I was saving that one up just for you, you stupid fucking cunt. Parp parp parp parp. Hope you like that. Bbbrrpt. Pfffff. Pwhhhh. Paaaah. Ppphhplllttt-plhh-plhh-plhh-plhh. Alright. I think you've seen enough. Ten seconds, so you can cum after the countdown. 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1. Was it worth it? Stupid fuckin idiot.
 
I've been waiting a while for this, you stupid cuck. What's wrong with you, that you want this? Doesn't matter to me though, I'll gladly give it to you, you little bitch. You like that, you stupid fuck? I bet you do. You've been fantasising about this for a long time, haven't you? So many of you are so fucking weird. Pppfftt. You like that, you stupid bitch? Pppppft. I was saving that one up just for you, you stupid fucking cunt. Parp parp parp parp. Hope you like that. Bbbrrpt. Pfffff. Pwhhhh. Paaaah. Ppphhplllttt-plhh-plhh-plhh-plhh. Alright. I think you've seen enough. Ten seconds, so you can cum after the countdown. 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1. Was it worth it? Stupid fuckin idiot.

one day this transcript might appear in official court documents

what a time to be alive
 
We are going to live to see "fart porn" get written into common law. What a time to be alive.

*edit* and now I realize everyone else is spamming the exact same thought.

Do it Jersh. Absolutely beclown these people. Force a judge to write about the Fart Porn and force future generations of law students to do it too. don't just do it because you are in the right.

Do it because it's funny.
 
I understand the rationale here but, assuming we did that, it would set a precedent that would plague us for decades. It would signal to everyone that, as long as you harrange upstreams and companies that host us, you can get us to bend the knee and get your information removed. It would spark a shitstorm of faggots doing exactly what Liz is doing to receive the same results and it would never, ever end.

That and these people don't make change in large strides. They eat away at everything in incriments and you know, it's reasonable to make small sacrifices in the short term because we're not psychopaths. Wanna wear a dress? Who gives a fuck, just stay away from me. They don't stop there. It is never enough for them, so you tell them no, straight out of the gate at the first request and don't let them take an inch. It starts with their thread but it doesn't ever end there, then it's someone elses thread. Then it's moderators or their policies, then it's sitewide policy and before you even blink, they have poisoned the entire thing to the point where it's useless. You want a good example of capitulation or negotiating with these fucking heathens, you take a good look at Something Awful. That's what it gets you.
That's not even to mention that people that have stopped making asses of themselves have had their threads deleted when they politely requested it, and Null put it to a vote. I don't think that any legitimately bad people have ever had their threads deleted and an unapologetic rapist and serial harasser of women certainly doesn't deserve to have his deleted.
 
They're trying to censor the internet over... tranny fart porn?
They don't give fuck one about the fart porn. This is about sending a message of breathtaking, harrowing entitlement.

No. You cannot reason with them. You can capitulate, or not capitulate. They aren't going to stop until they are forced, legally, to
stop. And even then, they'll use private channels to continue the campaign of harassment. This is their purpose in life. They have
no families, no children, no lives beyond fantasies of being hypnotized and turned into ....bees. They can't even coom. Why would
they ever stop. To stop is to die.

Same is true for us, unfortunately.
 
I’m sure all the backseat driving faggots like you are sending null money every month to help, right?
Not to mention that someone that has been attacking the Farms for over four fucking years is not going to stop just because their thread is deleted, a thread that did not exist when their insect brained crusade began.
 
Now that I'm thinking about it, hasn't LFJ openly advocated against the censorship of violent pornography where consent was questionable? Not just the consent accident stuff, but something about women getting beaten and suffocated with plastic bags or something.
"HaVeN'T yoU cOnSidErEd that keffals ENJOYS his fart porn being on kiwifarms??????"

(Lucas probably does considering he's a cuck with a humiliation fetish, but that's roughly what dong-gone said about women being suffocated with plastic bags. Some of them enjoy it, ergo it's totally fine and not fucked up at all)
 
"HaVeN'T yoU cOnSidErEd that keffals ENJOYS his fart porn being on kiwifarms??????"

(Lucas probably does considering he's a cuck with a humiliation fetish, but that's roughly what dong-gone said about women being suffocated with plastic bags. Some of them enjoy it, ergo it's totally fine and not fucked up at all)
Everybody gangster with their humiliation fetish until they find the level in which the shame re-activates in their brains.
Maybe tranny fart porn being entered into court documents and setting precedent for the future of the Ninjews lawyers of tomorrow will do it. Maybe it won't. but It's more than hilarious enough to try.
 
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