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Why the hell does that kid have his genitals on his stomach?
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I don't know the correct english term but it's called a "broken navel" where i am from and is very rare in kids, has something to do with the umbilical cord not falling off correctly/the wound after the snip not healing right. Another thing that seems to be more prevalent in blacks than in whites, though i don't know if this has to do with improper wound care or their predisposition towards building keloids.
 
Why the hell does that kid have his genitals on his stomach?
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I don't know the correct english term but it's called a "broken navel" where i am from and is very rare in kids, has something to do with the umbilical cord not falling off correctly/the wound after the snip not healing right. Another thing that seems to be more prevalent in blacks than in whites, though i don't know if this has to do with improper wound care or their predisposition towards building keloids.
Now, I'm not a doctor, but it looks more like a herniated belly button to me. At least, with how much it's jutting out, it reminds me of my cousin's baby that had that problem. Hopefully it's just something normal though, that looks a little bad.
 
Fufu isn't raw, it's prepared sorta like Mochi but made out of yams or maniok. The problem with fufu is you're supposed to swallow that shit whole without chewing it, which, yes, feels like you're throating raw dough. It's the cheapest filler one can think of while still having some nutritional value, making it peak african cuisine.

I recently went down an internet rabbit-hole about fufu and other “African swallow foods”. Different areas have different names for it and use different types of starch, but the general idea is that you pound yams or cassava or whatever into a doughy paste using a big mortar and pestle, then use it to eat soup with your hands. Fufu can refer to either a specific Nigerian swallow food made of fermented cassava (it sounds disgusting) or West African swallow foods in general.

I was trying to figure out why they swallow this stuff instead of chewing, as people are very insistent that it must be swallowed. Most answers were some variation of these reasons:
  1. “That’s just how you do it. Chewing fufu is simply wrong.” I was not satisfied by this answer.
  2. “You don’t have to chew it, and it doesn’t have much flavor, so why would you?” Why not cook it then? Yam/cassava dough would probably be decent if you baked it or something.
  3. “Swallowing the dough whole makes it digest slower so you’re full longer.” This makes the most sense to me, and it apparently does take longer to digest. I found several mentions of people having swollen bellies for prolonged periods of time from eating fufu. There’s also this case report where an African man was suspected of swallowing drug packets but it turned out that the pellet-like objects in his stomach were blobs of undigested fufu. Archive

Anyways, the real reason I’m making this post is because I stumbled upon this absolutely hysterical article about fufu. There are some bits that made me question whether it’s some kind of satire but I think it’s supposed to be serious. It’s long but extremely worth the read.
https://kalaharireview.com/the-truth-about-fufu-c685f53df840
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The Truth About Fufu​

A wonderful essay on one of Africa’s most important foods from Kofi Akpabli​

Topam topam is the sound
That draws us to the mound
of fufu found
in an island of soup
we swim and swallow
and swallow and swallow…


Perhaps, if there is one reason why we refuse to adopt a less laborious way to pound fufu, it is because we believe it is worth the sweat. For those Ghanaians who eat fufu, they love it to the morsel and the toil of preparation seems fair effort for the yummy reward.

Of course, one is aware of these modern, pre-made innovations but frankly, what has powder got to do with it? Fufu is about boiled tubers and topam-topam (Ghanaian folklore name for the rythmic sound of the fufu pounding process), that’s all.

In Ghana, we express serendipity by saying that ‘fufu has fallen into soup.’ One does not wish for a more palatable situation. Whether done with yam, cassava, cocoyam, plantain or combinations of these, fufu provides a delicious, full meal for many Ghanaians. It also allows us to show our zest for life.

Just consider this: a sweaty encounter with an ‘asanka’ of fufu, overran with hot, delicious soup- crabs, snails, fish and all. The ginger and pepper and prekese (woody, banana-shaped spice) get the nose to run, still the swallowing continues unabated. While the right hand is ferrying the fufu in, the left hand busily wipes the sweat, the phlegm and the tears. Occasionally, the soup trickles from the palm down to the elbow but the mouth still follows this and actually sucks the drip at the tip of the elbow… This may not exactly be your style but that is what the love of fufu can do to folks.

Fufu is important because it is one of the most widespread staple foods in Ghana. From the coastal belt through the forest regions to Savannah-land fufu is a staple in its various forms. Boiled tubers are pounded until they turn gummy, soft, and uniformly textured. But there is a price to pay. Fufu preparation takes much time. It is energy demanding and produces considerable noise.

Owing to these reasons, fufu is not a meal that one person would ordinarily prepare. At home, fufu effectively becomes a family affair. Contrast this to a saucepan of rice prepared for the family. All day long, each person can come in and dish their portions. Not so with fufu. By constitution, fufu goes bad in a couple of hours. What this means is that the food must be faced and cleared like the football penalty event.

In Ghana the day most associated with the fufu phenomenon is Sunday. There isn’t much activity and everyone is home. Fufu thus becomes a ceremonial dish, much like the English family’s Sunday Roast Dinner. Because of these connections, when the Ghanaian says he or she is looking forward to the weekend, fufu is likely to be part of the motivation.

In rural or traditional societies, however, fufu is a daily situation. Indeed, there are communities in which (like bird song at sunset) evenings are marked with a symphony of fufu sound splash blaring from every household.

Fufu pounding comes with a skill set and style of its own. It involves repeatedly thrusting the pestle into the mortar. The complementary technique has to do with massaging or moderating the gummy paste in the mortar with the bare hand.

The moderation involves, adding up boiled tubers one at a time, softening with water, turning and removing lumps (Lumps are a curse and disrupt the smoothness of the fufu eating experience). The skill set also includes regulating the intensity of each pestle hit. Like a choir director, the moderator instructs the pounder to hit hard or land softly. Finally, the moderator smoothens the fufu, cuts the portions and serves them out.

The position of the fufu pounder is to stand facing the moderator (who sits on a low stool). The technique is to hold the pestle with both arms. With eyes glued to the mortar, he raises it up and brings it crashing into the specific spot indicated by the moderator (actually, where the moderator’s fingers have just left). Call this the game of ‘follow my fingers.’

For those who wonder why there is no hand crushing in this enterprise, the secret is simple. Rhythm. Fufu pounding is all about rhythm (actually, fufu swallowing is also about rhythm). This is what ensures that the hand of the moderator is not flattened because right from the first pestle crash it is established when the hand can get in and out of the mortar.

At chop bars where giant pestles and mortars are used, it is common to see fufu macho-men punctuate each hit with a moaning refrain. Sometimes, their manly sweat drip down to flavour the fufu. But hold it, if you intend to complain to the Food and Drugs Board. A number of Ghanaians surveyed eating fufu at the restaurant confessed that they still respect the pedigree of chop bar fufu. When the soup is prepared by a man, then we’re talking something quintessential.

In Ghanaian culture the stance of the fufu pounder is determined by his relationship with the moderator. Fufu pounding protocol demands that a junior must be upstanding and hold pestle with both hands. However, when the pounder is of a higher social status, eg. a husband, he may sit and pound. He may also hold the pestle with just one hand.

The fufu pounding process does not always follow the two-person model (known also as ‘fufu-one-on-one’). There are those who have mastered both techniques of pounding and moderating and can single-handedly merge the two talents. Call this one-person operation ‘Automated Fufu Machine’ (AFM ) or ‘aworka’ in local parlance.

AFM requires a high level of efficiency and synchronisation. The person sits using one hand to hold the pestle in the middle while the other hand does the turning. This method also requires sharp psychomotor abilities and a mental balance. In our society, Individuals skilled in AFM, are taken for granted but they are actually an asset to the nation.

Finally, there’s the format where fufu is pounded in a giant mortar. Up to about six people stand round the mortar with pestle in hand. Here, there is no moderator, (that would be murder, won’t you say). At a signal, each participant hit rhythmically at the mass of boiled yam. This is the ‘Pestles of Mass Destruction’ technique. The PMD method pertains in northern parts of Ghana.

For many enthusiasts fufu is life. Its life attributes are typified by the mortar and pestle which are analogous to the copulation that leads to procreation. The pestle is not only phallus shaped it actually simulates its piston action. The mortar is feminine, the one with the vital opening.

Pestle expends the energy to thrust in and out while mortar is imbued with soaking the pressure. Together, both implements help each other to consummate the task thereby releasing tension.When all is done, the pestle is no longer needed until the next session. Meanwhile, the end product lies in the bosom of the mortar just like a new baby issues from the woman’s womb.

There is a trinity of unspoken rules governing fufu. Firstly, it must go with soup (not sauce, not stew, not gravy). We mean soup in the unadulterated Ghanaian sense. Fufu without soup is like a groom without a bride. Rule two: fufu must be swallowed. Nothing can be uglier than watching someone chew. D.i.s.g.u.s.t.i.n.g.

Rule three: fufu must be eaten with the fingers, all the time and all the way. Don’t forget, the fufu encounter also involves portioning and rounding up each morsel, lapping up soup, breaking bones and cutting fish. The fingers can perform all these smoothly. Simply put, fufu is a hand-y affair. Using a cutlery is an aberration. (Time to bow your heads in shame, all you who use cutlery) For clarification, one is allowed to use spoon, to scoop the soup.

When it comes to how folks like their fufu it’s not quite a simple affair. While some prefer the fufu swimming in soup (Island Delight), others like it separated from the soup.

Because of the emotional attachment to fufu over the generations, there is a body of habits and myths that have developed round it. For example, in Ghanaian society, when someone owes you and you visit to claim your money, there is nothing more irritating than to catch the person pounding fufu (how dare you?).

After fufu has been pounded it is a taboo for the mortar to be left in the open and touched by dew. Also, to avoid seeing a ghost, one does not wash the face with water collected from the mortar. And, oh, pounding an empty mortar is tantamount to pounding your mother’s breasts. Among certain communities it is believed that those who you don’t eat fufu have their mouths and lips formed differently (now that you know you may go ahead and examine the lips of non-fufu folks).

People rent houses based on the fact that they are allowed to pound fufu. In selecting homes some people prefer to live downstairs so that their fufu-life will be happier. This is because some landlords do not allow pounding while others do but only before 6 pm. If you are a die hard fufu fan you need to find out about the fufu policy before renting a new place.

Fufu is special in a number of ways. All our main meals are prepared hot. Uniquely, fufu comes cold, but this is palatably neutralised with the hot soup that mandatorily accompanies it.

Fufu offers a natural body building opportunity. It is said that before gyms came to town, fufu was producing machomen for free. Also related to its exercising benefits, some communities encourage pregnant women in their last trimester to pound fufu. It is believed that this ensures easy and short labour.

Fufu is good, it is smooth, it is filling. There are those who eat it in the afternoon and they are done for the day. Others have it in the morning and eat nothing until supper. Some claim they need the fufu dosage like a medical prescription. If they don’t eat fufu in a day they have not eaten. Deprive them and you will be infringing on their human right.

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All said and done, fufu is not only about finger licking and tummy filling. It also has an elevated place in Ghanaian folklore. According to a local myth, the fufu story is central to the creation of the world. This legend goes that in the beginning the world was close to God. And the world was good. There was peace, love and joy. The creator provided rain and shine in favourable measure.

God also provided mankind’s other needs. The air was pure and water was sweet. Rivers overflowed with fish and crop harvest was three times a year. When the earth tried to quake or the wind blew too hard, the Old Man was there to take control, for he lived close by. His home was in the clouds which hanged virtually at arm’s length.

All was well until man discovered the taste for fufu. Unlike Adam’s Garden-of-Eden apple, fufu was a serious staple food. It was delicious, satisfying and most importantly, smooth to swallow. In fact, compared to apples, fufu was worth losing paradise for.

According to the folk tale, man’s obsession with fufu pounding marked the beginning of his problems with the Old Man. Each time the pestle was raised, it pushed the clouds away from the earth. Each time the pestle came down heavily, God shuddered in horror. This went on until the creator became further and further removed from mankind.

Today, God lives high upstairs and hears our prayers less. Whatever the lesson of this story, we still have to thank God for the gifts of life. This includes fufu. Amen.

My favorite bits:
Occasionally, the soup trickles from the palm down to the elbow but the mouth still follows this and actually sucks the drip at the tip of the elbow… This may not exactly be your style but that is what the love of fufu can do to folks.

At chop bars where giant pestles and mortars are used, it is common to see fufu macho-men punctuate each hit with a moaning refrain. Sometimes, their manly sweat drip down to flavour the fufu. But hold it, if you intend to complain to the Food and Drugs Board. A number of Ghanaians surveyed eating fufu at the restaurant confessed that they still respect the pedigree of chop bar fufu. When the soup is prepared by a man, then we’re talking something quintessential.

For many enthusiasts fufu is life. Its life attributes are typified by the mortar and pestle which are analogous to the copulation that leads to procreation. The pestle is not only phallus shaped it actually simulates its piston action. The mortar is feminine, the one with the vital opening.

Rule two: fufu must be swallowed. Nothing can be uglier than watching someone chew. D.i.s.g.u.s.t.i.n.g.

In selecting homes some people prefer to live downstairs so that their fufu-life will be happier. This is because some landlords do not allow pounding while others do but only before 6 pm.

There are those who eat it in the afternoon and they are done for the day. Others have it in the morning and eat nothing until supper. Some claim they need the fufu dosage like a medical prescription. If they don’t eat fufu in a day they have not eaten. Deprive them and you will be infringing on their human right.

In fact, compared to apples, fufu was worth losing paradise for.


I also found this entertaining thread on lipstick alley where a bunch of African and African-American women were discussing fufu:
https://www.lipstickalley.com/threa...-i-got-clowned-at-a-family-gathering.1006570/
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“Ashawo” = whore or slut, “oyinbo” = white person or African who has lost their culture
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“Naija” = Nigeria, I think Bebo here is talking about that fermented fufu I mentioned.
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Now, I'm not a doctor, but it looks more like a herniated belly button to me.
Yeah, could be totally that, too. Now, i am not a doctor as well but this shit is fixable, right? I've seen that in adult blex which makes me wonder if AA parents just don't give a fuck (no surprise there). Followers of Patrick S. Tomlinson are aware of the OnA forum, prolific Patposter and frequent psych ward patient CaptainKamala/Bam from over there has one of these navels and it looks like a fucking tumor, shit is bigger than a grapefruit.
“That’s just how you do it. Chewing fufu is simply wrong.” I was not satisfied by this answer.
That is often the only correct answer, though. Someone i know has a coal burner friend who is married to a south nigerian and that animal is teaching the kids how to eat soup the way his home country does it, without a spoon. One of the quotes from the article you posted seems to touch on this. Here's how that looks:
I think it shows another fundamental difference between the african and non-african mind, if i would eat soup with my hands i would form a kind of laddle to scoop it up, not whatever retardation dude in the video is going for.
Those quotes from the article are high-key hilarious by the way, gotta read the whole piece later today.
 
Why the hell does that kid have his genitals on his stomach?
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That bellybutton prolapse is disgusting. He's clearly not a newborn-newborn so that's definitely something fucked up. GREAT find, @veritarded !!!!
I recently went down an internet rabbit-hole about fufu and other “African swallow foods”. Different areas have different names for it and use different types of starch, but the general idea is that you pound yams or cassava or whatever into a doughy paste using a big mortar and pestle, then use it to eat soup with your hands. Fufu can refer to either a specific Nigerian swallow food made of fermented cassava (it sounds disgusting) or West African swallow foods in general.
Just a reminder that both yams and cassava are New World foods. So literally the majority of Africans' daily nutrition would not exist without colonialism
 
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Lipstick Alley is sheboon and Niggerfaggot central
This is because it used to be part of a larger forum on rapmusic.com.

In the early 2010s, there were multiple boards with their own distinct subcultures, with users rarely venturing outside their own subforum. At that point, it had been going since the early 2000s, and there were lots of people who had been beefing for years about various opinions.

I can't remember when, but I believe whoever owned the domain sold it and the forums were forced to move elsewhere, splitting up all these various subforums.
 
I was trying to figure out why they swallow this stuff instead of chewing, as people are very insistent that it must be swallowed. Most answers were some variation of these reasons:
This sounds gross enough maybe a reason not to chew it is less gross just to swallow it whole than have to taste it.

Injira bread made with teff flour like in Ethiopian food is the GOAT of African breads.
Lipstick Alley is sheboon and Niggerfaggot central
They have better terves than white people forums though, who aren't afraid to call a troon a troon.
 
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