David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur

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I wish he still did acoustic breakdowns but I suppose there's only so many times you can say "I know what that is, it's really cool, I can't tell you."
I mean I can't blame him, not wanting the fed boys on his ass for making a youtube video, of all things. I do like he's doing more ships now and not just subs. The stuff he's released on Russia's corvettes and missile boats have been really informative
 
That's an undersell. Anyway, in fairness to this pointless catalog we made up, I'd put Chieftan as well as guys like Ward Carrol or Sub Brief in category 1, Military Guys who never got over it. Not in a negative way, they just really fucking love their old jobs.
Ward Carrol is an idiot boomer cold warrior. He fell for the ghost of kiev hoax hook, line, and sinker. He even made a video about it.

Plus he likes The Beatles.
 
Ward Carrol is an idiot boomer cold warrior. He fell for the ghost of kiev hoax hook, line, and sinker. He even made a video about it.

Plus he likes The Beatles.
That's why he's in Class 1. Only interested in history as it applies to their interests. Though to be fair, if I was a retired fighter pilot I'd never shut the fuck up about it. When I turn 50 I'd tell the guy about to stick a finger up my ass that I have a preexisting condition of 15 years in a F/A-18.
 
That's why he's in Class 1. Only interested in history as it applies to their interests. Though to be fair, if I was a retired fighter pilot I'd never shut the fuck up about it. When I turn 50 I'd tell the guy about to stick a finger up my ass that I have a preexisting condition of 15 years in a F/A-18.
But he wasn't a pilot. He was a WSO. He sat in the back seat of the F-14.
 
A WSO is fully qualified to fly the plane and can take control if needed
Not in the F-14. There's no dual controls on the Tomcat. The little joystick you see in the RIO's cockpit is for controlling the radar. There's plenty of two seaters with dual controls, but some notable exceptions are the Navy's version of the Phantom and every Tomcat that was ever built. That being said being a RIO is still an awesome job and it's more hours in the Tomcat than any of us will ever get.
 
Ah so LazerPig got a thread. Makes sense, he is cringe, gay, a liar, a sperg, and, worst of all, fat.

I only skimmed through the thread so forgive me if anything I have to say is redundant, but here's my two cents.

The issue with LazerPIg is that his videos are kinda funny and entertaining. This means that people who aren't in any way historians or even historically minded will stumble upon them and take his word at face value while giggling at his jokes and memes. He's like the AVGN of military history, except James actually has some credibility on the subject of video games. Still his success proves that if you add enough exasperation and silly analogies to a rant about something people will lap it up. I do not believe for a minute that he was ever actually a part of the intelligence community in any way shape or form, though I could believe he genuinely thinks he was. With all the alcoholism and brain damage he's a prime candidate for drinking his own kool aid.

He clearly has issues with addiction, and I suspect that he became addicted to the air of credibility that he gained by being successful. He's surrounded himself with sycophants, which is easy to do when you're appealing to trannies, faggots, and NAFO. His aversion to criticism reeks of the same stench as their aversion to reality. I doubt anyone would give nearly this much of a fuck about him and his degeneracy if he simply admitted he was more concerned about being entertaining than factual and has at best a passing idea of what he's talking about at any given time. A basic disclaimer at the start of his videos could have prevented a lot of this backlash. Something to the effect of "I'm a fat, gay, retarded drunkard and this is a barely coherent rant intended to amuse and entertain more than inform" would allow him to drop the pretense of being a real historian and lean fully into the comedy rants that actually made him successful.

But he can't do that, he's had a taste of people actually taking him seriously and a hint at how it feels to actually be credible and he's hooked. He came from nothing and has led a pathetic tragedy of a life. He should be content with the humble status of successful YouTube rant guy, but like any addict he's going to throw it all away chasing the dragon from the high point he felt when, for a brief moment, he was seen as a credible historian and former intelligence operative instead of a fat gay retarded drunk.

In a final twist of irony, the fact that he expects to be taken so seriously adds an unintended layer of humor to his videos. If I didn't know any better I might even think he's doing this intentionally. It's one thing to watch a fat gay retarded drunk rant about a tank for an hour, but its another thing when that fat gay retarded drunk expects you to place his vaguely coherent ramblings on the same level as actually credible people like Chieftain.

Think about it like this, in the movie Trainspotting, appropriately about Scottish addicts, a heroine junkie unleashes a liquid shit storm on his girlfriends bedsheets, then while attempting to sneak them into the wash her mother tries to take them from him, insisting upon doing it herself. This culminates in a tug of war that ends with his girlfriend's mother and the entire kitchen being splattered with feces. As a situation this is funny, but now imagine if you took the unwashed sheets and put them on display next to the works of Van Gogh and Picasso, claiming it's a piece of modern art and its just as good.

That's LazerPig, he's the bed shitting heroine addict, vehemently sperging out and insisting his sheets are a work of art whenever anyone dares to point out the obvious. Personally I find that hilarious.
 
That's LazerPig, he's the bed shitting heroine addict, vehemently sperging out and insisting his sheets are a work of art whenever anyone dares to point out the obvious.
Exactly, LP has the ego the size of the Sun and sees himself as more attractive, intelligent, and humorous than those around him. Whenever one criticizes him on any of his perceived areas of expertise, he flips the fuck out like what we saw with the T34 and T14 videos. Plus him having a gay porn addiction and vore fetish makes him being a legitimate historian even more funny.
 


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Ah so LazerPig got a thread. Makes sense, he is cringe, gay, a liar, a sperg, and, worst of all, fat.

I only skimmed through the thread so forgive me if anything I have to say is redundant, but here's my two cents.
Also we have an utterly retarded communist/NATO shill/pretend American who makes 4 hour histories of historic warships as anime girls.
 
I don't know where to put this, but it is military related. Specifically a war thunder youtuber. Phlydaily, who is actually the hero of this anime this time around. So it begins with a tweet
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Now what makes this remarkable? Some guy called out a skin, not really front page news. Some dipshit lolicon youtuber made a video on it

Phly is just slandering the art! Can't you see the big tits on the MIG 21???


This Eishin Flash girl is based on some race horse apparently (can't make this shit up), and that horse was born... in 2007. A War Thunder player just scored a win. Fuck you Rev Says Desu, fuck you
 
I don't know where to put this, but it is military related. Specifically a war thunder youtuber. Phlydaily, who is actually the hero of this anime this time around. So it begins with a tweet
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Now what makes this remarkable? Some guy called out a skin, not really front page news. Some dipshit lolicon youtuber made a video on it

Phly is just slandering the art! Can't you see the big tits on the MIG 21???


This Eishin Flash girl is based on some race horse apparently (can't make this shit up), and that horse was born... in 2007. A War Thunder player just scored a win. Fuck you Rev Says Desu, fuck you
Damn, I haven't watched Phly in years. Glad to know he's still around and beating waifu weirdos over the head with a rock The seethe in his replies is funny.
 
I don't know where to put this, but it is military related. Specifically a war thunder youtuber. Phlydaily, who is actually the hero of this anime this time around. So it begins with a tweet
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Now what makes this remarkable? Some guy called out a skin, not really front page news. Some dipshit lolicon youtuber made a video on it

Phly is just slandering the art! Can't you see the big tits on the MIG 21???


This Eishin Flash girl is based on some race horse apparently (can't make this shit up), and that horse was born... in 2007. A War Thunder player just scored a win. Fuck you Rev Says Desu, fuck you

I'm in the same vain as Phly here, most of these skins are just the girls plastered over the plane hap-hazardly and just look so out of place considering their literally on war machines, and are also just jarring and annoying to look at and scroll through, like I just look at them and wonder who the hell even enjoys having that plastered all over their plane? It's a good thing user skins can't be seen by other War Thunder players because the blindness rate would've gone up from people stabbing their eyeballs out from seeing them all over the place.

And a bit of a counter-point, that horse girl (yes I don't know either) would be legal in Japan because she would be over 14, but that's depending on the prefecture because Japanese consent laws are whacky as fuck and are just a massive minefield. But still noncery territory from western viewpoints.
 
And a bit of a counter-point, that horse girl (yes I don't know either) would be legal in Japan because she would be over 14, but that's depending on the prefecture because Japanese consent laws are whacky as fuck and are just a massive minefield. But still noncery territory from western viewpoints.
The Age of Consent for Japan, across the board, is 18 if you're an adult.

It's a popular myth that perverted weeaboos have promoted that Japan has an age of consent as low as 13 in some prefectures, and therefore it's free real estate to fuck Japanese girls, but no. If she's 14, then in some prefectures it'd be okay for another 14 year old boy to fuck her, other prefectures say she's not able to consent until she's 16, but if you're a grown ass man trying to fuck her, you're going straight to prison regardless of her age until she's 18.

Those laws don't exist to allow foreigners to take advantage of young Japanese girls, they exist so Japanese teenagers who get horny won't become criminals just for doing what teenagers do when they start noticing the opposite sex looks good.
 
Damn, I haven't watched Phly in years. Glad to know he's still around and beating waifu weirdos over the head with a rock The seethe in his replies is funny.
He's literally a dad. I expect him to be protective over kids in his autistic tank sim game
And a bit of a counter-point, that horse girl (yes I don't know either) would be legal in Japan because she would be over 14, but that's depending on the prefecture because Japanese consent laws are whacky as fuck and are just a massive minefield. But still noncery territory from western viewpoints.
I don't know how to tell you this, but Japan has arrived in the 20th century and raised it to 16 nation wide this year. A&N literally had a thread about it.
 
I don't know where to put this, but it is military related. Specifically a war thunder youtuber. Phlydaily, who is actually the hero of this anime this time around. So it begins with a tweet
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Now what makes this remarkable? Some guy called out a skin, not really front page news. Some dipshit lolicon youtuber made a video on it

Phly is just slandering the art! Can't you see the big tits on the MIG 21???


This Eishin Flash girl is based on some race horse apparently (can't make this shit up), and that horse was born... in 2007. A War Thunder player just scored a win. Fuck you Rev Says Desu, fuck you
Rev Says Desu? PhlyDaily? Those names I've haven't heard in a hot minute.

Phly has a point. If the skin's all over the plane, then yeah it's kinda cringe. If it's something more like how WW2 pilots put girls on the sides of their planes then it'd be more acceptable. Unless it's loli shit, then you should reconsider your life choices. Which is what Rev is refusing to do.
 
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