Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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AncientPhosphur said:
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Wow, so funny Juju, so funny.
What's next, is he going to make fun of these Chinese gendered parking spots?
While the mall seems to have intended well, its assumption that women are the only ones who occasionally have trouble finagling their SUV into a tight space has sparked a debate about sexism. In Dalian, some women say they appreciate the spots, adding that it has nothing to do with sexism but with the fact that "women have a few issues with vision when parking," AFP reports. Men, too, were quick to pipe up. Here's AFP:
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Oh the spots are wider because WAMEN FAT AMIRITE ACK ACKACKACK
(Notice the backfire is from White liberals only projecting their misogyny and the spot is closer to the entrance to assist pregnant women and in China women do most of the shopping and the spots can accommodate larger trolleys but whatever. Chinks bad.)
(I've visited this mall before.)

Sneedotron said:
I didn’t even recall his resentment for Black Rifle Coffee, but as it turns out, you’re spot on.

He called them “Black Rifle Cuck-fee“ on his New Project Brew website and also put “Maddox Lost“ on the footer since he can’t do anything without mentioning Maddox.

$22 for 12oz of mystery coffee, no mention of origin or type of bean, just that the beans are heckin big, just like his saline filled scrotum.

Now I wonder if he ever sold any of this or if he ended up with a warehouse full of shitty coffee, which might even relate to his hatred for Eric July having a warehouse filled with printed books before even starting his crowdfunding campaign.

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You gotta be kidding me, $22 for 12oz? What is Juju smoking? Nobody gives a fuck about bean size.
And he has the audacity to whine at Eric July for making less than a dollar from shipping and handling?

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Here's Bali single origin beans, $18.95 for 16oz.
Not only is the quality superior, it's traceable with higher quantity as well. What a joke.

This is so retarded. It's like taking a $100 bill instead of $200 worth of coins simply because number big.

AnOminous said:
The cope is off the charts. And why the fuck is anyone even mad about this? Bunch of goddamn retards.
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They hate Blacks that are more successful than them, ie Vedo's garbage superpedo and other worthless CG spawn that's been delayed until the end times.
 
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I'm guessing Dick doesn't sell coffee anymore? I am unfortunately a coffee drinker and would purchase juju java just so I could give my honest opinion on how it stacks in comparison to other independent coffees. (No I will not buy your whole warehouse)

I am surprised I missed the coffee gambit but it's no surprise it was a failure.
 
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AnOminous said:
The absolute state of 4chan. Look at all these trannies running amok.

Also imagine thinking claiming to be a CIA nigger is some kind of own. Kill yourself, Dax, you Mexican midget.
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It’s way too obvious it’s Dax himself in those comments. Man’s sucking his own dick so hard it couldn’t be anyone else.

Honestly, skimming through that archive, it wouldn’t surprise me if it was almost all just Dax, Vito and company trying to shit on Eric again. There’s plenty of random comments in there pointing out the thread reads really weird and tryhard.

And again, I feel the need to point out that all these people are shitting themselves in anger over some guy making a successful comic book.
 
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Journoscum said:
I'm guessing Dick doesn't sell coffee anymore? I am unfortunately a coffee drinker and would purchase juju java just so I could give my honest opinion on how it stacks in comparison to other independent coffees. (No I will not buy your whole warehouse)

I am surprised I missed the coffee gambit but it's no surprise it was a failure.
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>Juju Java
I'm glad I finished my coffee before reading this post.

Chaplainsama said:
Dunno if this has been mentioned anywhere but I spied Dax trying to astroturf in a random /co/ rippaverse thread a while back.

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>Cleavage Inspection Agency
How funny, Juju is a comedian.
 
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Chaplainsama said:
Dunno if this has been mentioned anywhere but I spied Dax trying to astroturf in a random /co/ rippaverse thread a while back.

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Out of curiosity I searched the /co/ archives for ”Dick Masterson“ and got 5 pages of mentions calling out posters for allegedly being him and shitting on Juju. I don’t have time to compile all that but there is some funny stuff there.
Most opinions on /co/ about July seem to be that his comics are bland and boring and not worth talking about, some hate it but respect his entrepreneurship, which feels surprisingly tame and sane for 4chan.

Also found this gem there, probably came from this very thread but I haven’t seen it before.
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Sneedotron said:
Out of curiosity I searched the /co/ archives for ”Dick Masterson“ and got 5 pages of mentions calling out posters for allegedly being him and shitting on Juju. I don’t have time to compile all that but there is some funny stuff there.
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I do find the idea amusing that nobody there believes that actual fans of Dick exist as of 2023, and that anybody stepping forward to defend him must be Juju the Cow himself.
 
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Dan tease in fur know said:
he couldnt even move coffee? even the quartering is able to move coffee. i guess that old saying is true: sales is all about likeability and charisma. guess dick has less of both than even the quartering.
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His entire subreddit was shitting on him for the whole thing and there was just one post by a now deleted account claiming that he bought it.
Other white label grifts like that don’t actually ask for prices that are higher than top tier premium coffee and the more I think about it, the more it seems like a drug moving and/or money laundering scheme.
But maybe he’s really just that dumb and overvalues his brand this much.
mfalkner said:
This reads like Maddox wrote it. No joke.
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I hate that you made me reread my own post in Maddox voice and are right, I‘ll consider that pre-Youtube Maddox writing and take it as a compliment.
 
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genericwhitemale said:
I think he posted this thinking he was trying to be le funny smug man owning his haters by screencapping them, but without any commentary it just looks like scorned fans shitting on him and makes him look bad.

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Lmao, I love dick just posts screenshots with no commentary calling Vito a pedo.

I guess that dick using the (drunk emoji) 🥴 is him trying to own people? But at first glance to me, it looks like the(sick emoji) 🤒 and looks like dick is feeling sick that he is losing Patreon supporters because of his association Vito.

I don’t know why Dick keeps posting shit calling him, juju the cow and calling Vito a pedo. I would think that he would like to not keep that on his Twitter timeline, since they are apparently have TV execs sniffing around him the rights to make their podcast into a TVShow :story:
 
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