Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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wonder if the people who bought his big bean coffee “New Project Brew“ are still enjoying their investment, they surely didn’t pay an insane markup on some cheap ass product.
I forgot about this. I wondered why Dick hated the parallel economy so much. Now I get it. He hated the black rifle coffee guys, tried to rip that off, failed, and now resents the people who didn't fail and resents the people who didn't make him the next black rifle coffee.
 
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I forgot about this. I wondered why Dick hated the parallel economy so much. Now I get it. He hated the black rifle coffee guys, tried to rip that off, failed, and now resents the people who didn't fail and resents the people who didn't make him the next black rifle coffee.
I didn’t even recall his resentment for Black Rifle Coffee, but as it turns out, you’re spot on.

He called them “Black Rifle Cuck-fee“ on his New Project Brew website and also put “Maddox Lost“ on the footer since he can’t do anything without mentioning Maddox.

$22 for 12oz of mystery coffee, no mention of origin or type of bean, just that the beans are heckin big, just like his saline filled scrotum.

Now I wonder if he ever sold any of this or if he ended up with a warehouse full of shitty coffee, which might even relate to his hatred for Eric July having a warehouse filled with printed books before even starting his crowdfunding campaign.

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My favorite part of ISOM was when it provoked a malding non-practicing comedian best known for an appearance on a slightly more upscale imitation of Jerry Springer something like two decades ago into a sputtering rage for six months.

Haven't read it. Won't read it. I don't think anything in the book could provide better entertainment than that.

When I first heard about the controversy, I thought it was a fun little thing, and not something that had Juju obsessed to the exclusion of everything else for so long. As someone who has never read a comic book, I guess that makes ISOM my favorite comic of all time.
Still bizarre that Dick would care about a comic or being the disapproving segregate father to a first time business owner. Feels like the idea was to wind up Vito into being a malding sperg by constantly negging him with comparisons to Eric. Problem is Vito is so lazy he can't even muster the energy to sperg. Somewhere along the way Dick drank his own Kool-Aid and now fills his podcast with Eric and acks. Never would have thought the thing to revitalize TDS was Dick becoming an alog.
Side note what ever happened to backed.by? Did Dick abandoned it after those two crypto talking heads called it mid?
 
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I didn’t even recall his resentment for Black Rifle Coffee, but as it turns out, you’re spot on.

He called them “Black Rifle Cuck-fee“ on his New Project Brew website and also put “Maddox Lost“ on the footer since he can’t so anything without mentioning Maddox.

$22 for 12oz of mystery coffee, no mention of origin or type of bean, just that the beans are heckin big, just like his saline filled scrotum.

Now I wonder if he ever sold any of this or if he ended up with a warehouse full of shitty coffee, which might even relate to his hatred for Eric July having a warehouse filled with printed books before even starting his crowdfunding campaign.

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To be fair, BRC isn't a great example of parallel economy conservatives. If I'm not mistaken, they didn't defend Rittenhouse and in one of the MATI chats, I saw people saying the people behind it are just gay liberal boomers doing a grift thing. But still, I agree he's salty towards parallel economy people. And it's funny because on one hand, as part of his new anti-anti woke shtick is to quote tweet people like the Quartering who make 10 minute videos about Marvel and Star Wars diversity whatever, which admittedly is lazy, ballsonthedick content. But I would've thought the logical criticism to that would be "well hey, if you really do think everything is so woke nowadays, just make your own shit." But people like Eric July do make their own shit, he tries to fuck with them and say it's shit. So it's like you're damned if you do and damned if you don't. If people like Dax "Dick Masterson" Herrera and Christopher Vito Gesualdi had no access to social media to hound these people for doing anything, I truly believe the word would be a net positive because the people who wanna shit on Marvel and DC can do so without a fat greasy chomp quote tweeting them calling them grifters and the people who want to just make their own independent business won't get their life fucked with by balding failed LA comedians.
 
To be fair, BRC isn't a great example of parallel economy conservatives. If I'm not mistaken, they didn't defend Rittenhouse and in one of the MATI chats, I saw people saying the people behind it are just gay liberal boomers doing a grift thing
Worse on all counts. CEO Evan Hafer ranted to the NYT that Rittenhouse was a racist, and he got sued for sexual harassment by former employees because he’s literally a faggot
 
Juju's biggest problem (heh) is he is a Negative Nancy that does not have the entrepreneurship to put his money where his mouth is, and instead wants others to be at his level of insignificance and misery.

His tactics worked with Maddox, who was also a struggling nihilistic asshole, but they appear super childish when they are used against someone far more successful.
 
Worse on all counts. CEO Evan Hafer ranted to the NYT that Rittenhouse was a racist, and he got sued for sexual harassment by former employees because he’s literally a faggot
IIRC the owners were also donating money to anti-gun lobbyists/democratic politicians while presenting themselves and their company as gun-loving conservative types.
 
Juju's biggest problem (heh) is he is a Negative Nancy that does not have the entrepreneurship to put his money where his mouth is
He mainly deludes himself into thinking he can pull off his projects alone and the only help he accepts is from asslickers that essentially work for peanuts or for free.
He has zero taste and doesn’t seem to really want to pay anyone who has an idea of what they’re doing, which would have actually potentially lead to successful endeavors regarding how big his following used to be. Just look at his merch and websites, absolute dogshit. Every good podcast cover has been given to him for free for exposure and the more I think about it the more he reminds me of Yandaredev.
 
I forgot about this. I wondered why Dick hated the parallel economy so much. Now I get it. He hated the black rifle coffee guys, tried to rip that off, failed, and now resents the people who didn't fail and resents the people who didn't make him the next black rifle coffee.
Come to think of it, I wonder if his white-label coffee ever outsold Maddox's white-label hot sauce? He sure never brought that up. Maddox's product was certainly a lot more fun, on brand, and a whole lot cheaper.
 
It's actually amazing how many alogs Eric July has on Twitter. They are completely obsessed with him and try and pick at him over every tiny thing they can come up with. Even as professional actors and comic book artists were singing his praises you had dozens of guys named "Eric July's armpit hair" making graphs comparing the first 24hour sales of every released comic trying to state that Eric July was already losing steam.

Eric has the comicsgate guys who failed mad at him, the juju crowd mad at him and the hardcore lefty nerds mad at him. He literally just runs his business and actually makes comics. Everyone wants to tear a nigga down, smh.

Normally I kinda hate the "based black guy!" Types because it's always cynical bullshit and I get really tired of seeing people try and politically sway a group that will never happen and will never love you. However I actually feel bad for Eric July, he doesn't feel like a Candace Owens who's obviously just making her money. I think he genuinely likes what he does and is tying to make a good comic, why else attach an ancestors name to it? I hope this mother fucker has his comics turned into a successful animated show in like five years.
 
I forgot about this. I wondered why Dick hated the parallel economy so much. Now I get it. He hated the black rifle coffee guys, tried to rip that off, failed, and now resents the people who didn't fail and resents the people who didn't make him the next black rifle coffee.
BRC are cucks and frauds but at least they say what the actual coffee is. You find this stuff everywhere. Why would you mail order overpriced mystery coffee?

I might even have bought it had their whole larp been less gay and obviously phony.
Come to think of it, I wonder if his white-label coffee ever outsold Maddox's white-label hot sauce? He sure never brought that up. Maddox's product was certainly a lot more fun, on brand, and a whole lot cheaper.
And listed its ingredients. Basic stuff, but I almost always have at least one "nothing but peppers, vinegar and salt" sauce, so I'd have considered getting this back in the day.
 
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