Cringe Side-Quest #2: Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card - Enemy gate is Down's syndrome

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Card has picked up that obnoxious "Genetically bred super-children can go Mary Sue mode at will and do anything" trope that Frank Herbert had in Dune.
At least in Dune there was some justification for it since in that setting all sorts of magical or near-magical things are real. Paul and others could tap into their entire ancestry's knowledge and experience via DNA magic or whatever. Ender's a perfectly mundane human apart from scoring high on some sort of space-IQ test.

Speaking of, I wonder how much of this book was inspired by the old-time notion of IQ being a measure of one's "mental age". Like, if you're 6 years old but your "mental age" is 9, then your IQ would be 150 under this framework - divide 9/6 to get 1.5, or 150%.
Did Card just say "What if a kid had an IQ of 500, then he'd act like a 30-year-old in all respects at age 6"? It's ridiculous, but I wonder if that's all this entire book is.
 
And apparently all conversations between smart people (Ender's level and up - not those crayon-eaters in Battle School) are just recursive mind wankery. "Peter scratched his nose, in a clear attempt to appear casual and unguarded. He surely knew that I knew this, but did he know that I know that he knows I know?" On top of that, add on the fact that Peter has been consistently portrayed as a compulsive liar and manipulator who can't speak a single forthright word, so everything coming out of his mouth is a puzzle at best and nonsense at worst. Ugh.

You'd think with that many layers of potential bullshit, Valentine would just assume Peter was trying to get her into trouble.

Also, the move to Greensboro for "the woods" is an odd one because Greensboro is a major metropolitan area. It's got more greenery than NYC which is where I'm guessing the Wiggins are supposed to have been from, but it feels weird calling out 'woods' and not specifying that the house was for example on the outskirts of town (Even in the 80s it was a sizable city).

You'd think that fact would be extra pertinent given this is a world with strict population control. That kind of implies a lack of space.

Source: the man himself, he talks about it in the intro to some of his writings. It's why the physical descriptions in his writing are somewhat cursory and if you're a visual person (like I am) you might find it frustrating to read because there are so few cues/details to help you picture the scene.

I notice we don't really know what Ender or his siblings look like, aside from Ender being "small for his age" and Peter apparently being some perfect specimen of boyhood.
 
Yeah, I don't have much to say about Wonder Twins Activate: Form of Bloggers. I will say that the idea that the People in Charge were fundamentally governing based on reason instead of tribalism and factionalism, and that saying correct or insightful things would be enough to get their attention, is what cements this as gifted-kid bait.

So, one other thought; what is up with Ender's parents? Presumably, each of them have half of the magic genetics which makes the Wiggin kids superpowered, so shouldn't we be seeing something from them? Obviously, that gets in the way of the you're-so-special-you-gifted-child-you, but come on, if we're dealing with genetics here, and we're not dealing with some weird-ass compounding exact combination of traits because Super-Genius came through three times out of three, so doesn't that mean Ma and Pa Wiggin should be at least half-genius each? Are they secretly manipulating people and events behind the scenes? Is Ender's dad a serial killer?

On reread, man does the world feel hollow and empty. If Ender is supposed to be singularly special, then the focus on his siblings is a distraction. And if he's not, then the issue isn't that Pete is going to take over the world through Twitter, it's that neither Ender's parents nor his sister are doing anything similar. Questionable as it is, the book is at its best when it's laser-focused on Ender, I feel; while Ender's experience may have emotional resonance, the world as a whole doesn't seem to support it.
 
As soon as Father got them both onto his citizen's access, they began testing the waters.

And it was so easy, we didn't even need to see Valentine convince him! As Iridium pointed out, it's funny that Ender's parents are meant to also be geniuses in their own right, but Card writes them about as clueless as the grown-ups in Rugrats. A lot less fun, though.

They staved away from the nets that required use of a real name. That wasn't hard because real names only had to do with money. They didn't need money. They needed respect, and that they could earn.

I love how no matter the time period, some idiots always think the key to absolute honesty and candor on the internet is mandating real names.

With false names, on the right nets, they could be anybody. Old men, middle-aged women, anybody, as long as they were careful about the way they wrote. All that anyone would see were their words, their ideas. Every citizen started equal, on the nets.

Okay, so, they're basically just using their dad's login. So, why couldn't everything they post be traced back to Mr. Wiggin? This should logically be the Simpsons episode where Lisa ghostwrites all Homer's food reviews, if Homer didn't know he was a food critic. Also, so far, we've been shown that the Wiggins live in a highly authoritarian society. The government controls reproduction, suppresses religion, implants monitoring devices in toddlers' spines, and reserves the right to abduct your children into space to play Ro-Sham-Bo with Ender. If Peter and Valentine start making political waves with their Substacks, are we really meant to believe the I.F wouldn't be willing be willing and able to track them down pretty much instantly? It's kind of a shock they haven't already done away with Peter like he was an unusually smart prole in 1984.

They used throwaway names with their early efforts. not the identities that Peter planned to make famous and influential. Of course they were not invited to take part in the great national and international political forums -- they could only be audiences there until they were invited or elected to take part.

We call this agoras of enlightened thought "Twitter Spaces."

But they signed on and watched, reading some of the essays published by the great names, witnessing the debates that played across their desks.

And in the lesser conferences, where common people commented about the great debates, they began to insert their comments. At first Peter insisted that they be deliberately inflammatory. "We can't learn how our style of writing is working unless we get responses -- and if we're bland, no one will answer.”

Isn't that the opposite of how you'd go about that? If people are reacting to your posts because you think Batman dating Selina Kyle is MAP erasure, your writing style is pretty much irrelevant. If you want to see if people resonnate with your actual writing, you should be posting nuanced points that require people to actually engage with your text and presentation.

They were not bland, and people answered. The responses that got posted on the public nets were vinegar; the responses that were sent as mail, for Peter and Valentine to read privately, were poisonous. But they did learn what attributes of their writing were seized upon as childish and immature. And they got better.

Yeah, this is basically the entire section. "They were really good writers, people read their shit, and their shit got better," rince and repeat like, four times, with about as much detail. Also, again, is their dad not noticing the torrent of hate mail he's getting for saying Israel should be divided evenly between the gypsies and the Rastas?

When Peter was satisfied that they knew how to sound adult, he killed the old identities and they began to prepare to attract real attention.

"We have to seem completely separate. We'll write about different things at different times. We'll never refer to each other. You'll mostly work on the west coast nets, and I'll mostly work in the south. Regional issues, too. So do your homework.”

Notice that Card basically treats the internet as bunch of digital newspapers where things like geography still matter. Also, hey, Card predicted kids opining on issues in places thousands of miles away like they're experts!

They did their homework. Mother and Father worried sometimes, with Peter and Valentine constantly together, their desks tucked under their arms. But they couldn't complain-- their grades were good, and Valentine was such a good influence on Peter. She had changed his whole attitude toward everything. And Peter and Valentine sat together in the woods, in good weather, and in pocket restaurants and indoor parks when it rained, and they composed their political commentaries.

Pocket restaurants? What, like a pop-up stall? Did Kuappi become a franchise? Also, I'm guessing indoor park means something like a city park but there's dome over it because it's the future, but I'm just picturing Peter and Valentine sitting in a ballpit in one of those indoor adventure playgrounds.

Peter carefully designed both characters so neither one had all of his ideas; there were even some spare identities that they used to drop in third party opinions. "Let both of them find a following as they can," said Peter.

Naturally, both characters exist to promulgate Peter's ideas and none of Valentine's because... I don't know, she's a girl?

Once, tired of writing and rewriting until Peter was satisfied, Val despaired and said, "Write it yourself, then!”

"I can't," he answered. "They can't both sound alike. Ever. You forget that someday we'll be famous enough that somebody will start running analyses. We have to come up as different people every time.”

And naturally, the fact you're setting the agenda for both of you won't show at all.

So she wrote on. Her main identity on the nets was Demosthenes -- Peter chose the name. He called himself Locke. They were obvious pseudonyms, but that was part of the plan. "With any luck, they'll start trying to guess who we are.”

Or El Sandifer will doxx you after deciding you're a facsist, citing a book he wrote that mentions you once.

"If we get famous enough, the government can always get access and find out who we really are.”

"When that happens, we'll be too entrenched to suffer much loss. People will be shocked that Demosthenes and Locke are two kids, but they'll already be used to listening to us.”

Try telling that to the chick smiling and pointing to your junk for the camera at the I.F blacksite.

They began composing debates for their characters. Valentine would prepare an opening statement, and Peter would invent a throwaway name to answer her. His answer would be intelligent and the debate would be lively, lots of clever invective and good political rhetoric. Valentine had a knack for alliteration that made her phrases memorable. Then they would enter the debate into the network, separated by a reasonable amount of time, as if they were actually making them up on the spot. Sometimes a few other netters would interpose comments, but Peter and Val would usually ignore them or change their own comments only slightly to accommodate what had been said.

Notice these two go out of the way to avoid engaging with the masses that they're trying to sway. Also, no, we're not going to be getting any direct depiction of any of their debates, because that would require something like effort.

Peter took careful note of all their most memorable phrases and then did searches from time to time to find those phrases cropping up in other places. Not all of them did, but most of them were repeated here and there, and some of them even showed up in the major debates on the prestige nets. "We're being read," Peter said. "The ideas are seeping out.”

"The phrases, anyway.”

"That's just the measure. Look, we're having some influence. Nobody quotes us by name, yet, but they're discussing the points we raise. We're helping set the agenda. We're getting there.”

If it was this easy to affect actual politics with online speech, we'd all be living in the disputed zone between the domains of James Medlock and BAP.

Should we try to get into the main debates?”

"No. We'll wait until they ask us.”

They had been doing it only seven months when one of the west coast nets sent Demosthenes a message. An offer for a weekly column in a pretty good newsnet.

"I want pictures of Spider-Man 2099!"

"I can't do a weekly column," Valentine said. "I don't even have a monthly period yet.”

"The two aren't related," Peter said.

"They are to me. I'm still a kid.”

....

"I can't do a weekly column," Valentine said. "I don't even have a monthly period yet.”

Card, if you had sisters, I refuse to believe any of them ever said anything like that.

"Tell them yes, but since you prefer not to have your true identity revealed, you want them to pay you in network time. A new access code through their corporate identity.”

"So when the government traces me--”

"You'll just be a person who can sign on through CalNet. Father's citizen's access doesn't get involved. What I can't figure out is why they wanted Demosthenes before Locke.”

"Talent rises to the top.”

"Now, which of your political opinions do you want me to parrot today, brother?"

As a game, it was fun. But Valentine didn't like some of the positions Peter made Demosthenes take. Demosthenes began to develop as a fairly paranoid anti-Warsaw writer. It bothered her because Peter was the one who knew how to exploit fear in his writing -- she had to keep coming to him for ideas on how to do it. Meanwhile, his Locke followed her moderate, empathic strategies. It made sense, in a way. By having her write Demosthenes, it meant he also had some empathy, just as Locke also could play on others fears. But the main effect was to keep her inextricably tied to Peter. She couldn't go off and use Demosthenes for her own purposes. She wouldn't know how to use him. Still, it worked both ways. He couldn't write Locke without her. Or could he?

Seriously, what does Val get out of this?

"I thought the idea was to unify the world. If I write this like you say I should, Peter, I'm pretty much calling for war to break up the Warsaw Pact.”

"Not war, just open nets and prohibition of interception. Free flow of information. Compliance with the League rules, for heaven's sake.”

Has Card explained what "the League" is yet? Should I just assume it's the succesor to the United Nations? Because calling something "a League of Nations" is kind of setting yourself up to fail.

Without meaning to, Valentine started talking in Demosthenes' voice, even though she certainly wasn't speaking Demosthenes' opinions. Everyone knows that from the beginning the Warsaw Pact was to be regarded as a single entity where those rules were concerned. International free flow is still open. But between the Warsaw Pact nations these things are internal matters. That was why they were willing to allow American hegemony in the League.”

"You're arguing Locke's part, Val. Trust me. You have to call for the Warsaw Pact to lose official status. You have to get a lot of people really angry. Then, later, when you begin to recognize the need for compromise--”

I spent many minutes trying to come up with something insightful to say, but then I realised I do not care whatsover. I'm sure this is dumb, but I cannot be fucked to figure out how. It's kind of a major misstep to try and make me care about the politics of such a thinly sketched world this far into the book. So far, Ender's Game has been laser focused on Ender learning how to command a fleet of starships against alien bugs by playing laser-tag. I'm not sure how that's meant to work, but that's been the plot.

"Then they stop listening to me and go off and fight a war.”

"Val, trust me. I know what I'm doing.”

"How do you know? You're not any smarter than me, and you've never done this before either.”

"I'm thirteen and you're ten.”

"Almost eleven.”

"And I know how these things work.”

"Turns out squirrels scream in political theory when you skin them alive!"

"All right, I'll do it your way. But I won't do any of these liberty or death things.”

"You will too.”

"And someday when they catch us and they wonder why your sister was such a warmonger. I can just bet you'll tell them that you told me to do it.”

"Are you sure you're not having a period, little woman?”

"I hate you, Peter Wiggin.”

"But I'll still ghostwrite half of your Kampf for you and not even try to insert my own perspective. For reasons."

What bothered Valentine most was when her column got reblogged syndicated into several other regional newsnets, and Father started reading it and quoting from it at table.

Okay, that misprint is just weird.

"Finally, a man with some sense," he said. Then he quoted some of the passages Valentine hated worst in her own work. "It's fine to work with these hegemonist Russians with the buggers out there, but after we win, I can't see leaving half the civilized world as virtual helots, can you, dear?”

"Anyway, the government says we don't have to fuck to produce another super-soldier for them, so that's nice."

"So you don't like lying to Father." he said. "So what? You're not lying to him. He doesn't think that you're really Demosthenes, and Demosthenes isn't saying things you really believe. They cancel each other out, they amount to nothing.”

"That's the kind of reasoning that makes Locke such an ass."

"That and his thing about land value tax."

But what really bothered her was not that she was lying to Father -- it was the fact that Father actually agreed with Demosthenes. She had thought that only fools would follow him.

A few days later Locke got picked up for a column in a New England newsnet, specifically to provide a contrasting view for their popular column from Demosthenes. "Not bad for two kids who've only got about eight pubic hairs between them," Peter said.

All of which were purchased from a ginger teenager, I'm sure.

"It's a long way between writing a newsnet column and ruling the world," Valentine reminded him. "It's such a long way that no one has ever done it.”

As soon as Jesse Singal to the 10th Power took the throne of skulls, his first dread decree was a compassionate but sober look at the evidence for child medical transition.

"They have, though. Or the moral equivalent. I'm going to say snide things about Demosthenes in my first column.”

I feel like Card remembered the part where Hitler wrote Mein Kampf, but not the part where he was involved in violent street politics.

"Well, Demosthenes isn't even going to notice that Locke exists. Ever.”

"For now.”

"Then we start a podcast about silly internet news."

With their identities now fully supported by their income from writing columns, they used Father's access now only for the throwaway identities. Mother commented that they were spending too much time on the nets. "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy," she reminded Peter.

Peter let his hand tremble a little, and he said, "If you think I should stop, I think I might be able to keep things under control this time. I really do.”

"No, no," Mother said. "I don't want you to stop. Just be careful, that's all.”

"I'm careful, Mom.”

Peter then immediately got himself a pair of programmer socks.
 
Tbf, Card's mistake is taking new media way too seriously in a way that is in retrospective ridiculous. I could understand the internet being seen as a way to propagate new ideas civically rather than primarily being the vehicle to the most degenerate porn imaginable (which is the basis of an entire YouTube channel markets). Or that actions within games being indicative of the mental faculties of the player rather than children not giving a shit about 0's and 1's changing (which is the basis of an entire gaming market). The issue is having really shitty characters.
 
Peter's going to take over the world because he's posting on the Internet with a Greek statue profile picture. If our Internet became like the one in this book, then God help us all.
 
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As soon as Father got them both onto his citizen's access, they began testing the waters.

They began with JoJo Memes and went from there.

They were not bland, and people answered. The responses that got posted on the public nets were vinegar; the responses that were sent as mail, for Peter and Valentine to read privately, were poisonous. But they did learn what attributes of their writing were seized upon as childish and immature. And they got better.

We're not gonna hear any of this enlightening intellectual debate that is we're supposed to be engaging with because the writer can't write smart dialogue for shit. But the story assures us that their memes and shitposts were epic.

Peter carefully designed both characters so neither one had all of his ideas; there were even some spare identities that they used to drop in third party opinions. "Let both of them find a following as they can," said Peter.

You know, if Peter wants to be taken seriously for his future political career, what is the point of making his progress under a bunch of fake names where no one will know he should have credit for?

So she wrote on. Her main identity on the nets was Demosthenes -- Peter chose the name. He called himself Locke. They were obvious pseudonyms, but that was part of the plan. "With any luck, they'll start trying to guess who we are.”

I'm getting flashbacks to that Shyamalan movie where he plays a writer whose ideas are so revolutionary that they inspire the new president of the united states and scare the government into assassinating him. Peter's political lectures are gonna be so prominent in people's minds that they'll be obsessed with trying to figure out his identity.

They began composing debates for their characters. Valentine would prepare an opening statement, and Peter would invent a throwaway name to answer her. His answer would be intelligent and the debate would be lively, lots of clever invective and good political rhetoric. Valentine had a knack for alliteration that made her phrases memorable. Then they would enter the debate into the network, separated by a reasonable amount of time, as if they were actually making them up on the spot. Sometimes a few other netters would interpose comments, but Peter and Val would usually ignore them or change their own comments only slightly to accommodate what had been said.

I love how Cards presents this as an amazing scheme masterminded by a genius, but in reality it's just comes off as an insanely pathetic display of making sock accounts to pat yourself on the back.

"I can't do a weekly column," Valentine said. "I don't even have a monthly period yet.”

"I can't write once a week despite the hours I'd have to have poured a day his social media bullshit."

"You'll just be a person who can sign on through CalNet. Father's citizen's access doesn't get involved. What I can't figure out is why they wanted Demosthenes before Locke.”

They were hesitant to include Locke when most of his arguments were spoken through L33T speak and emojis

"How do you know? You're not any smarter than me, and you've never done this before either.”

It took you until now to ask this?
 
You know, on one hand, I think you could plausibly draw a line between certain members of the Rationalist Diaspora and Team NRX and certain highly-positioned people like Peter Thiel.

You can't draw a plausible line between any online influencer of any stripe and, say the Clintons, Kennedys, or Bushes, and I strongly doubt you can find any examples from other countries that are much better.

And again, no one cares what's going on with the minituia of EarthGov.

On the other hand, this book came out in 1985, and was based on a short story published in 1977, so the fact that it was even directionally right is still something. It's about as actually-correct as personal auto-driving nuclear-powered cars from 50s sci-fi, but hey, it's at least it's directionally-correct to be interestingly wrong; it's much worse when you read media that extrapolates out from a trend which has vanished so completely that you need some specific historic context to just not be confused.

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Actually, on the subject of specific historic context; I don't suppose anyone here knows a lot about what the LDS church was doing specifically in the 70s and 80s? I know that they've liberalized significantly in some areas, as has been alluded to in the thread, but I don't know what and when. When I think of some of the weird bits like Islam apparently being suppressed, the big events around that time are the Iranian revolution and the Soviet-Afgan war, neither of which seem like the kind of thing that made people at the time think that Islam would be suppressable. But if Card was seeing the LDS church start have its grip loosen in previously-unassailable strongholds, it makes sense that he'd translate that local feeling into a zeitgeist of proto-neoliberalism conquering all (except the Soviets, apparently).
 
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God, this part of the book was so fucking boring. And it has very little payoff until the sequels.
 
Peter and Valentine should have been doxed ages ago--
Also, again, is their dad not noticing the torrent of hate mail he's getting for saying Israel should be divided evenly between the gypsies and the Rastas?
Wait you're fucking kidding they actually were doxed, and no one's figured out and spread around the fact that the political shitposters are a couple of kids? And assuming they're being sent letters because of their father's internet access, how have they not been traced to the exact same household, rendering their pre prepared debates moot? But I digress, I'm asking too many questions for Card who's incapable of showing, not telling the reader that these kids are political firebrands (And the only political position we get is Eastern Bloc BAD).
 
I've just remembered that le gay nerd stick figure comic mocked this subplot ages ago.

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A bit of random trivia: it wasn't until now that I realized the Russian translation of the book had fucked the name up and called him "Loki" as in "god of lies" instead of "Locke" as in English philosopher, further contributing to the cringe.
 
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The profound naivete of the author in this section is genuinely irritating. That Card failed to predict the character of the internet: fine. I can buy that the Internet is used for intelligent discourse in this universe (presumably the sort of people who, in real life, produce Twitter content based on warmed-over Howard Zinn and Ibrahim Kendi are strongly encouraged by the government not to spout this vitriolic sewage online)(hopefully with the aid of the local Gestapo).

But I can't believe that this Big Brother government doesn't monitor their internet for just the sort of content that the wonder kids are putting out, and doesn't see right through Peter and Valentine's sockpuppet plan to put a stop to it. Does Card really mean for me to believe nothing of this sort would happen:

Agent Williams: Let's investigate this political blog, which seems to be suspiciously influential, almost as if it were being written by a psychopathic manipulative genius.
Agent Rodriguez: Yes, sir.

Some hours later:

Agent Rodriguez: Sir, this activity appears to be coming from Citizen F-582-20-6079 Wiggin-R's IP address, and is inconsistent with his previous content. Furthermore, I have determined that a second political blog, which is referenced by the previous one, shares the same IP address.
Agent Williams: Hmmm, let's determine who else could have access to Mr. Wiggin's IP address.

Some hours later.

Agent Rodriguez: Sir, I have cross-referenced the writing styles of the two blogs against the school essays written by Mr. Wiggin's children. If our forensic master computer is correct, then these children have been, respectively, writing these two blogs in an attempt to influence public political opinion. I note that both children appear to posses IQs much greater than standard deviation.
Agent Williams: Good job, Rodriguez. All three Wiggin children appear in our files as (synopsis of government interest in the Wiggin family). Let's send an agent over to investigate.
 
Wait you're fucking kidding they actually were doxed, and no one's figured out and spread around the fact that the political shitposters are a couple of kids? And assuming they're being sent letters because of their father's internet access, how have they not been traced to the exact same household, rendering their pre prepared debates moot?

I think Card meant like, email or DM.
 
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I can't believe I'm saying this but, Ender, thank God you're here:

Nothing was different -- nothing had changed in a year. Ender was sure of it, and yet it all seemed to have gone sour. He was still the leading soldier in the standings, and no one doubted that he deserved it now. At the age of nine he was a toon leader in the Phoenix Army, with Petra Arkanian as his commander. He still led his evening practice sessions, and now they were attended by an elite group of soldiers nominated by their commanders, though any Launchy who wanted to could still come. Alai was also a toon leader, in another army, and they were still good friends; Shen was not a leader, but that was no barrier. Dink Meeker had finally accepted command and succeeded Rose the Nose in Rat Army's command. All is going well, very well, I couldn't ask for anything better--

So why do I hate my life?

Because we've thoroughly established Battle School is a miserable, boring place run by lunatics?


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Plus, Petra's woken Ender up like this three times.

He had so much damn respect he wanted to scream.

He watched the young kids in his army, fresh out of their launch groups, watched how they played, how they made fun of their leaders when they thought no one was looking. He watched the camaraderie of old friends who had known each other in the Battle School for years, who talked and laughed about old battles and long-graduated soldiers and commanders.

But with his old friends there was no laughter, no remembering. Just work. Just intelligence and excitement about the game, but nothing beyond that.

Remember, Ender is like, nine at most, and we're talking about laser tag.

Ender and Alai were discussing the nuances of open-space maneuvers when Shen came up and listened for a few moments, then suddenly took Alai by the shoulders and shouted, "Nova! Nova! Nova!" Alai burst out laughing, and for a moment or two Ender watched them remember together the battle where open-room maneuvering had been for real, and they had dodged past the older boys and--

Suddenly they remembered that Ender was there. "Sorry, Ender," Shen said.

"We know how much you enjoy your pity parties."

Sorry. For what? For being friends? "I was there, too, you know," Ender said.

And they apologized again. Back to business. Back to respect. And Ender realized that in their laughter, in their friendship, it had not occurred to them that he was included.

How could they think I was part of it? Did I laugh? Did I join in? Just stood there, watching, like a teacher.

And whose fault is that? Okay, it's probably somehow Graff's.

That’s how they think of me, too. Teacher. Legendary soldier. Not one of them.

I'm sorry, did I accidentally skip to the end of the book? Because so far, all Ender's done is set up what is essentially a homework club.

Not someone that you embrace and whisper Salaam in his ear.

Yeah, pretty sure that's just an AIai thing.

That only lasted while Ender still seemed a victim. Still seemed vulnerable. Now he was the master soldier, and he was completely, utterly alone.


Again, did I miss a chapter where Ender repelled a bugger advance-guard or fight off asteroid pirates? Little shit didn't even win the big game or save the community centre! He's in charge of a small unit of students in an army that was formed roughly five minutes ago and is led by a mad Armenian chick.

(Petra's Armenian, the more you know)

Feel sorry for yourself, Ender. He typed the words on his desk as he lay on his bunk. POOR ENDER. Then he laughed at himself and cleared away the words. Not a boy or girl in this school who wouldn't he glad to trade places with me.

Have they mentioned any girl students besides Petra? Even in passing? I'm not saying Card is necessarily wrong in suggesting Battle School would be mostly male, but given we're talking about mechanised space-warfare not dependant on physical strength, I feel like there'd be more of them around.

He called up the fantasy game. He walked as he often did through the village that the dwarves had built in the hill made by the Giant's corpse. It was easy to build sturdy walls, with the ribs already curved just right, just enough space between them to leave windows. The whole corpse was cut into apartments, opening onto the path down the Giant's spine, The public amphitheatre was carved into the pelvic bowl, and the common herd of ponies was pastured between the Giant's legs. Ender was never sure what the dwarves were doing as they went about their business, but they left him alone as he picked his way through the village, and in return he did them no harm either.

I wonder if Card's fantasy stuff is better than his science fiction, because this is some nice imagery.

bat and puzzles to solve defeat the enemy before he kills you, or figure out how to get past the obstacle. Now, though, no one attacked, there was no war, and wherever he went, there was no obstacle at all.

Except, of course, in the room in the castle at the End of the World. It was the one dangerous place left.

Don't worry, Peter Capaldi will beat down that diamond wall soon enough.

And Ender, however often he vowed that he would not, always went back there, always killed the snake, always looked his brother in the face, and always, no matter what he did next, died.

It was no different this time. He tried to use the knife on the table to pry through the mortar and pull out a stone from the wall. As soon as he breached the seal of the mortar, water began to gush in through the crack, and Ender watched his death as his figure, now out of his control, struggled madly to stay alive, to keep from drowning. The windows of his room were gone, the water rose, and his figure drowned. All the while, the face of Peter Wiggin in the mirror stayed and looked at him.

This game seems to really love no-win scernarios. It's like if they made a DOS game out of Lamentations of the Flame Princess.

I'm trapped here, Ender thought, trapped at the End of the World with no way out. And he knew at last the sour taste that had come to him, despite all his successes in the Battle School. It was despair.

I would suggest beating up another student, but given it's Ender, they'd probably be happy if he went all Sleepaway Camp.
 
So this chapter is just one big, underdeveloped, unearned pity party whining about how being good at laser tag has somehow zapped Ender of all that humanity he didn't have in the first place?
But with his old friends there was no laughter, no remembering. Just work. Just intelligence and excitement about the game, but nothing beyond that.

Ah, Ender's become a part of the speedrunning community.

But with his old friends there was no laughter, no remembering. Just work.

Alai burst out laughing, and for a moment or two Ender watched them remember together the battle where open-room maneuvering had been for real, and they had dodged past the older boys and--

So, was that a lie or is this just to showcase that Ender's full of shit?

That only lasted while Ender still seemed a victim. Still seemed vulnerable. Now he was the master soldier, and he was completely, utterly alone.

While you were still learning to spell your name, Ender was being trained to conquer the kindergarden basketball court!
 
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