Paying the communal thread tax because you faggots can't stop obsessing over the manhate thread posters; things I hate about women that literally all women do.
- I hate when you ask a woman what she wants to eat and she's like "oh I don't mind I could go for anything" so you're like "okay spaghetti then?" and she's like "no, not spaghetti" and you go through like four different things she doesn't want to eat before you get mad and spitefully miss dinner altogether because she wants you to guess the one thing she feels like eating.
- I hate when you're eating a stranger's pumpum but she's clearly not enjoying it so you try to get a bit of feedback like "there? is that good? faster? slower? more fingers?" and she's just like "mmm, no that's perfect" but just keeps lying there and refuses to tell you how you're eating the pumpum wrong and then afterwards you find out she told all your mutual friends you're bad at eating pumpum.
- I hate when you have a female boss and the boys are just chilling in the break room and a couple of them are engaging in some harmless friendly horseplay between friends by pretending to anally rape each other and then the female boss walks in and is like "Haha wow, is this what goes on in here I should come in here more often" and then when everyone stonefaces and turns nigger on her she gets offended that nobody includes her in our horseplay and tomfoolery, like we've somehow forgotten the fourteen sensitivity training videos she made us sit through so far this year.
- I hate when women act like they're your friends and respect you but then they go and make a post on the manhate thread specifically hating on you like the spineless, betraying whores that all women always turn out to be, and then just act like you should just be okay with that instead of it launching you into a spiral of self-doubt and raging, incandescent hatred towards them. I'm hurt and it's not okay.