🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[t(h)rash]

I was trying to look this up as well, it is definitely by this guy https://greensahara.bandcamp.com/ that does other music for them but I can't find the specific song.

Thanks man, I'm trying to find it but no luck. Gonna put some time aside later maybe to listen every single song made by this fucker, he's actually an amazing musician, massively underrated.

 

[Mr Sister]

Very funny that Jon liked this post

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Just finished skimming the thread. I know there was a lot of downtime during FT but I feel like I'm missing the introductions of the freeloaders and Betty and Lance.

Also, is there an edit of FT that isn't made by Jet and wigger co.? The most recent episode was pretty bad. I remember watching a video on YouTube that was pretty okay but the guy was narrating everything and it took me out of it. Some enterprising person has to have made an edit that keeps all the good parts and less stuff like Simmon's dismissal. I want to see Jon getting trained, Vances schizo bits, some good TTS interactions, etc.

 

[Punitive Castration]

Just finished skimming the thread. I know there was a lot of downtime during FT but I feel like I'm missing the introductions of the freeloaders and Betty and Lance.

If you mean you skimmed the whole thing, the troon outage impacted the coverage of the thread around that time.

 

[Prostolurk]

Does anyone have episode 5 and the extras? The old download link say the file does not exist anymore!

Edit: Nevermind, found alternative links, here they are for anyone else who wants them: https://mega.nz/folder/49xDnCZT#7rqQqqZkObMcipZnH82EhQ

 

[Fivehead]

So which one of you are going to pay the $200 USD for Season Pass XL and create the [KIWI] clan so we can all join and make KiwiFarms top of the leadboard to troll Jet?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Episode 5 reinforces to me that the camping "saga" or whatever you want to call it to was the low point of the show. So many failed attempts at making content. The whole thing with making Letty the camp leader and everyone just ignoring her was a huge flop. It felt like they didn't know what to do and were just throwing shit at the wall seeing what sticked. People love to shit on Airsoft Fatty but him coming on the show marked the end of that low point. I unironically do believe Chris saved the second half of the Fishtank from becoming boring and stale.

 

[Enig]

So which one of you are going to pay the $200 USD for Season Pass XL and create the [KIWI] clan so we can all join and make KiwiFarms top of the leadboard to troll Jet?

Make it and see if Jet tries to delete it after someone sets the clan goal to "replace Jet with Ben for the rest of the season"

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Episode 5 reinforces to me that the camping "saga" or whatever you want to call it to was the low point of the show. So many failed attempts at making content. The whole thing with making Letty the camp leader and everyone just ignoring her was a huge flop. It felt like they didn't know what to do and were just throwing shit at the wall seeing what sticked. People love to shit on Airsoft Fatty but him coming on the show marked the end of that low point. I unironically do believe Chris saved the second half of the Fishtank from becoming boring and stale.

Fatty and his conflict with Letty was the greatest part of the show.

 

[Godmode]

Episode 5 reinforces to me that the camping "saga" or whatever you want to call it to was the low point of the show. So many failed attempts at making content. The whole thing with making Letty the camp leader and everyone just ignoring her was a huge flop. It felt like they didn't know what to do and were just throwing shit at the wall seeing what sticked. People love to shit on Airsoft Fatty but him coming on the show marked the end of that low point. I unironically do believe Chris saved the second half of the Fishtank from becoming boring and stale.

Season 1 was a lot of trial and error. The problem is they have to cuck somewhat because of the payment processors. The handicap challenge could have been hilarious for example, but it seems like they didn't take it far enough. Hopefully they push the boundaries this season.

 

[Punitive Castration]

I know people like to say "they got really lucky with the cast," but when I think about it they really didn't. If it was a footrace, Vance and Letty were the only ones running, Sylvia was fast-walking and then bitching that she was running as fast as she can, and everyone else was just sorta stopped around the starting line alternating between "wonder when I go home" and "money please." I think they kinda fucked up assuming that lazy, poor craigslist people are desperate for cash - if they had internalized that labor could be exchanged for cash they wouldn't be lazy, poor craigslist people.

If the new cast is an average somewhere between Mauro (absolute normie) to Simmons (had taken abuse from Eric Andre before) with no one willing to "do MDE a favor" by putting up with shit just because they know the production crew, I'm worried about how far they can push the boundaries. If you imagine Simmons having made it all the way to the end (a less perverse version of him I guess) would he have tolerated being made to walk for ten hours, or getting shaved by Sam?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

If you imagine Simmons having made it all the way to the end (a less perverse version of him I guess) would he have tolerated being made to walk for ten hours, or getting shaved by Sam?

I think he would. Simmons is desperate for fame and highly willing to degrade himself for that attention. If the "allegations" hadn't happened I think Simmons would have gone all out in later challenges. Once again good job Jet and Sam for messing up what could have added to the show.

 

[Punitive Castration]

I think he would. Simmons is desperate for fame and highly willing to degrade himself for that attention. If the "allegations" hadn't happened I think Simmons would have gone all out in later challenges. Once again good job Jet and Sam for messing up what could have added to the show.

Fair point. I think that was a problem they had, as judges. There was a span just after Jon left where it seemed like the were trying to push Letty over the edge because she already seemed so frazzled before camping started, but all it did was show how far she was willing to take it. They could easily have fucked that up.

It's a fine balance. Kick out the guy who is annoying the audience removes the guy who is successfully annoying the fish. Kick out the guy who is loudly verbalizing how much he hates the house and miss the guy who is in mental agony but suffers quietly. And all the while trying to give the grand prize to someone who "earns" it in some way.

They just have to be more careful this time around. Anytime you make a poll that says "Should we...?" people will always vote yes.
If the poll had said "Should we kick out Simmons or let him keep torturing the fish?" that would have gotten different results.
"Should we kick out Simmons right now, or kick out Mauro?" would have been different too.

If the final results were based purely on resilience, I think it would've gone: Letty, Vance, Simmons, Josie, Sylvia, Damiel (just for fun), Jon, Mauro. I think Vance is close with Simmons - if they told Vance he had to wear a dress and hump a man's leg in order to progress he would have walked, but if they told Simmons he needed to do a racist impression of a black man to progress he probably would have walked. And if Simmons had a soulmate boyfriend at home he probably would've moped as much.

I wouldn't mind if the audience had absolutely no control over the eliminations. Anytime it seemed like we had any direct control the results were shitty. It's good if the audience can effectively throw support or tomatoes at fish but only production can look at it from 50 feet above and figure out what's good for the show as a whole.

 

[Pathos]

Guys hear me out but plot twist here: Bad Ideas is actually Letty just pretending to be the real Bad Ideas.

After his meltdown with Sylvia and Letty and subsequently being dropped by Froggy, having some lukewarm streams and a shit launch for his merch, Jon has switched back to his "fank u fo de oppotoonity" cock gobbler mode trying to get back in with Sam.

We all return to zero eventually....

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I'll have to stop you right there bucko, this entails the majority fishtank viewer audience which is not quite as smart, talented, or handsome as Kiwi viewers. In all seriousness though, If kiwi viewers had more of an input in show ideas then I would agree with this sentiment.

but only production can look at it from 50 feet above and figure out what's good for the show as a whole.

The major problem with this is that Jet's sense of humor actually aligns with that of the majority of Fishtank viewers. I can give him a pass on some production fuck-ups due to just an outright lack of experience but Jet should never be trusted to understand what's objectively funny and what isn't... Give Letty and Sylvia production roles in season 2 please. Sylvia knows how to hussle and Letty has great ideas.

 

[Punitive Castration]

I'll have to stop you right there bucko, this entails the majority fishtank viewer audience which is not quite as smart, talented, or handsome as Kiwi viewers. In all seriousness though, If kiwi viewers had more of an input in show ideas then I would agree with this sentiment.

Sure if we had a Fishtank viewership oligarchy things would go well, but right now we have a plutocracy run by whales with no sense of humor.

Letty and Sylvia production roles in season 2 please. Sylvia knows how to hussle and Letty has great ideas.

For real. I know it's bad precedent and they don't want to go hiring on people for stupid reasons but half the good shit that happened in that show was a result of Letty. The bullshit that we were talking about the other day, "Letty's only content is people screaming at her" is a testament to what she was adding. She provokes an emotional reaction. Jet telling fish a lie about another fish that can immediately be debunked by walking ten steps down the hall to ask whether it's true does not. I think they're going to need that and if we had a betting pool for it I would guess that as soon as the wind gets knocked out of Season 2 (which it will) she'll become new-Chris.
Sylvia IDK, she really demonstrated mastery of it with Jon the other day but I don't think she belongs in the house. If I was throwing infinite money at the thing I'd put Sylvia up outside the house, cuz she'll be watching Season 2 and not working anyway, and then anytime anyone gets eliminated tell them that they're going to have to wait a few hours before the hotel is available and make them do a final stream with Sylvia at the office where she grills the everloving shit out of them while they try to make personal calls.

 

[Leo Frank]

Jon keeps trying to get Boogie’s attention, Betty chimes in about how much of a creep he is that she had to block him. Only God knows why Betty was privately talking to Boogie. Sylvia chimes in. I managed to get one screenshot earlier before Boogie went and deleted all his tweets to Betty/Jon.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

going to have to wait a few hours before the hotel is available and make them do a final stream with Sylvia at the office where she grills the everloving shit out of them while they try to make personal calls.

that would truely make it a reality show. the post-elimination interview.

 

[AskeDead]

Episode 5 reinforces to me that the camping "saga" or whatever you want to call it to was the low point of the show. So many failed attempts at making content. The whole thing with making Letty the camp leader and everyone just ignoring her was a huge flop. It felt like they didn't know what to do and were just throwing shit at the wall seeing what sticked. People love to shit on Airsoft Fatty but him coming on the show marked the end of that low point. I unironically do believe Chris saved the second half of the Fishtank from becoming boring and stale.

I stopped watching about the time the camping shit started honestly. Bringing Damiel back was bad enough but that was just boring

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Jon keeps trying to get Boogie’s attention, Betty chimes in about how much of a creep he is that she had to block him. Only God knows why Betty was privately talking to Boogie. Sylvia chimes in. I managed to get one screenshot earlier before Boogie went and deleted all his tweets to Betty/Jon.

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It's so pathetic how Betty endlessly attempts to inject herself into Twitter drama after being blocked by Sam and Jet. She's so mentally unstable not even Sam Hyde the guy who punches holes in doors will associate with her but she craves drama so much she just starts random shit with people. Btw if you are reading this Betty the only thing people remember about your time on Fishtank is you flashing your tiny boobs. I don't think anyone here can name another moment.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

Had a thought - what if Jet Neptune is a pooner?