💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Terrifik said:
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With Omegle gone no laughing at this statement.
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lol
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(also both Anomaly and Furious are dying after their trip to Dubai, very nice 👍)
 
Plum Smuggler said:
Null, a non-binary indigenous woman with anxiety gets pulled over for suspected DUI after driving the wrong way down the road.
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IT'S NOT... *checks script*... MAM!

"Yea just like... I've got anxiety and ptsd and like... so I am socially retarded I'm sorry?" -- god damn we are in a bad place right now.
 
Brand check: start a google search with "Does ____" and see how many of them have "support Israel/Palestine" in the suggestions. Because our heccin wholesome goyslop needs to be on the jewish side of history.
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convulsion swell said:
Her shock and fear on learning that the magic word chants can't get her out of this are delicious. Mana from the heavens.
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Is that the only based cop in Canada?

Speaking of which, what is it with Law Enforcement in the USA and Canada and their drink driving detection protocols? You'd think that a breath test to detect the driver's blood alcohol content would be a far more efficient way to work out if someone is smashed; at least that's how it's done in countries that produce more than three types of cheese. Or is the whole roadside dexterity test thing just there to help give the cops some comedy relief during a long and thankless shift?
 
Re: Mad at the Internet YouTube archive for Tuesday November 7th, 2023 - for some reason the old version was around 30 mins shorter than the full stream, with parts randomly skipping. The rip came from Kick around an hour after the stream ended. My connection at the time was a bit spotty so I don't know if momentary interruptions can cause that to happen. At least it's something I know to look out for now. Thanks to Elissa Clips for pointing out the discrepancy to me.

tl;dr I fucked it up, sorry. New version:

EDIT: Timestamp of what was missed is from 15m18s to 1h07m08s ( 00:15:18 - 01:07:08 )
 
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Pee Cola said:
Is that the only based cop in Canada?

Speaking of which, what is it with Law Enforcement in the USA and Canada and their drink driving detection protocols? You'd think that a breath test to detect the driver's blood alcohol content would be a far more efficient way to work out if someone is smashed; at least that's how it's done in countries that produce more than three types of cheese. Or is the whole roadside dexterity test thing just there to help give the cops some comedy relief during a long and thankless shift?
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In many/most states you can be arrested either on impairment or on an absolute BAC. So, if you fail the tests at half the legal limit they can take you in based on that. Also you could be impaired based on drugs, legal and illegal, and there's a lot of places with legal pot.

I also checked, my local store does have all 3 kinds of cheese.
White, Yellow and Red. Technically 4 if you count white with holes and white without holes as different kinds.
 
Plum Smuggler said:
Null, a non-binary indigenous woman with anxiety gets pulled over for suspected DUI after driving the wrong way down the road.
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They were just going to put her in the drunk tank for the night until she said she was Indigenous. Now she's with Mrs. JF on the great Starlight Tour.
 
I'm looking through this biden FCC thing and the text is some of the most indecipherable gibberish i've ever seen and it's so long
 
It says that they can't discriminate based on religion and as a devout sneedist laughing at weirdos is a part of my religion. Maybe you could pick up tax exempt status while you're at it.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
It says that they can't discriminate based on religion and as a devout sneedist laughing at weirdos is a part of my religion. Maybe you could pick up tax exempt status while you're at it.
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you know the "make a church" meme has always kind of made me eye-roll but if sneedism would be a protected attribute
 
Null said:
I'm looking through this biden FCC thing and the text is some of the most indecipherable gibberish i've ever seen and it's so long
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Giving the government full control over the capital I Internet, is the best thing for it. They'll make sure no one will say naughty words or openly criticizes the government. This always ends up going well. (sarcasm)
 
Null said:
you know the "make a church" meme has always kind of made me eye-roll but if sneedism would be a protected attribute
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Your existence would be one of the biggest and most commonly used reasons to cripple or get rid of religious protections in America. Just being honest homie.

Speaking of funny religions the lordmiles guy did an interview with dankula a day ago and it was actually pretty interesting. The idea of dankula having partial ownership in a Taliban linked afghan gold mine because he taught his pug to heil the füher is very funny to me.
 
MayoBlaze said:
Speaking of funny religions the lordmiles guy did an interview with dankula a day ago and it was actually pretty interesting. The idea of dankula having partial ownership in a Taliban linked afghan gold mine because he taught his pug to heil the füher is very funny to me
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That’s the funny part? Not that Miles pointed a gun at Taliban as a prank and later convinced them to watch Titanic and the Barbie movie?
 
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