Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

What the fuck is this retard's fallback? Seriously, I'm legit asking...

Mom and Dad's money. (or more accurately Grandpa's money).

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

He's an astoundingly clumsy speaker who constantly stumbles over his words, but he's got a strange sort of charisma where he can keep a large audience engaged simply by being in touch with the hot topic of the day and consistent in his views. He's the kind of libertarian that Rekieta used to pose as.

I don't follow him at all either, but I'm still baffled why anyone would be angry at a guy who delivers on his fundraising campaigns and just wanted to make a comic book free of trannys and faggots. Even if he's an idiot he at least works and actually fulfills his orders unlike Vito.

 

[Dr. Kinder]

@elb posted the Kino Casino's takedown of her clip of Balldoman talking about how he goes to sleep and his compliment bullshit psychopathy. Warning, more WAY TOO MUCH PPP skin.

So is PPP just too fat to put on clothes at all at this point? I don't understand why he's doing these stripteases and nudity on every single fucking stream. Anyway I'll take my seething to the AssTroon thread but that doesn't mean I have to like it. The way he plays with that pen, it's like he's milking his big swinging nippy. What the fuck!

 

[Sewer Rat]

I personally don't consume July's content, just when he's been on other people's streams, and when he was on Nick's stream it was probably the most I watched of July. Honestly, that stream with Nick only showed me that July isn't very intelligent, or rather lacks verbal intelligence. I had said once before on this thread, he speaks how a dumb person speaks when they want to sound intelligent. Despite that, credit is due, he's a successful business man, so he's obviously not a completely dumb person. With the whole Dax drama, I do side with Eric on that, but I don't think that stream with Nick did any favors for either Nick or Eric.

the thing is: July is literally just a black dude that wants to bring back old school comics, he himself is nothing spectacular, he was literally just the one guy in the entire grift-sphere that actually used the money he grifted to make a full company in order to "revive comics".
I read ISOM, didn't hate it, but didn't like it either because it doesn't appeal to me, It is a black themed comic, it is not woke like some claim it is, it is literally just a comic for blacks, with regular writing. some people claim specially Rekieta, Vito and Masterson that since the writing isn't "masterpiece" worth then Rippaverse shouldn't exist, the thing is of all comics only a few actually have good writing, and unlike pedo-vito's comics, ISOM is actually out.
and July instead of running away with the money he now has one of the writers for The Punisher, a thing I would actually look up if everything goes well.

TL;DR: a regular black dude wanted to make some comics and eat watermelons and because of that apparently he deserves to die, be harrased and have his family and ancestors perturbed.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Spoony.

It's in how he's been tweeting so much.

Not quite at Spoony yet, he hasn't made an account for his Balldo that he replies to with his main account.

Yet anyway.

 

[thebigdream]

- He started talking about how great his liver numbers are. He could not believe the results. This is a repeat from last week or so.

Congrats on the healthy liver Nick, you sure BTFO'd all the haters. Pour yourself a cold one in celebration, hey, why not two? Your liver can handle it.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Null Is a funny dude in a low key kinda way but these retards wouldn't know since he doesent follow every funny up w a audible que that say "you may now laugh".

Correct. Null is genuinely funny. He has these turns of phrases and certain inflections that make a mundane statement laugh-worthy. But he’s not a comedian - that’s simply part of his (dare I say) charisma. That‘s Nick’s problem. Nick was genuinely funny. I got belly laughs from the man. But he was a master of quips; you can be charismatic and humorous and not feel you need use it to be a comedian. Nick would have MAYBE been good at improv once upon a time, but certainly not now.

Dick Masterson was never funny, and I’m not saying that to be aylawging, I just never got his appeal. Null icing him out was no loss to me. The only time I was able to tolerate Dick was during the Healstream. And that’s really only because of Jim and the others balancing it out.

I personally don't consume July's content, just when he's been on other people's streams, and when he was on Nick's stream it was probably the most I watched of July. Honestly, that stream with Nick only showed me that July isn't very intelligent, or rather lacks verbal intelligence. I had said once before on this thread, he speaks how a dumb person speaks when they want to sound intelligent. Despite that, credit is due, he's a successful business man, so he's obviously not a completely dumb person. With the whole Dax drama, I do side with Eric on that, but I don't think that stream with Nick did any favors for either Nick or Eric.

There’s different kinds of intelligence. You can meet a brilliant mathematician who can’t spell his way out of a wet paper bag. You’re right, Eric’s clearly a business guy, and someone who’s more comfortable with writing. But I would add, he probably was some degree of flustered with Nick. Sometimes, verbalizing is hard when you’re dealing with someone who you considered a friend defending the guys harassing you and your business, and he’s just acting like a lawyer NPC instead of speaking human-to-human with you. I’d be flustered too, considering what an unnecessary shitshow it’s been.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Nick's head is a bit porous for my tastes, but at least its rent-free
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Dick and Nick need exclamations and fake laughs so their audience knows when something is supposed to be funny. Nobody would know otherwise. Nobody laughs at their own shitty jokes and remarks more than Nick and Dick.

MATI is appealing thanks to Null not adopting a fake over the top persona with the yelling, exaggerated reactions and forced jokes that plague the streaming world. Nick and Dick pretending they are performing an “online character” is akin to bad morning radio hosts. Null’s show is like listening to an interesting conversation, Dick and Nick are like listening to bad stand-up comedians droning on and on at a bar on a Wed night.

I can’t ever recall Lol’ing at anything on Dick or Nick’s shows. However Null calmly providing narration for a Sikhi store owner beating a thief with his handy nigger beating stick required me to pull over the car for a good five minutes due to convulsive laughter.

 

[Honey's Dead]

I read ISOM, didn't hate it, but didn't like it either because it doesn't appeal to me, It is a black themed comic, it is not woke like some claim it is, it is literally just a comic for blacks, with regular writing. some people claim specially Rekieta, Vito and Masterson that since the writing isn't "masterpiece" worth then Rippaverse shouldn't exist, the thing is of all comics only a few actually have good writing, and unlike pedo-vito's comics, ISOM is actually out.

That sums up my opinion on ISOM, I have however looking forward to Alphacore but I think Dixon is the big draw for me.

As for the Pedo Squad... It must really stick in their craw that no matter what EJ is experiencing success their dumbasses will never achieve.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Personally not the biggest fan of Alex Stein's shouting-as-comedy online shtick.

But isn't this also Dax's schtick too? Why would Nick not like that? Is it because Stein would scrutinize him while Dax won't?

 

[VeeAndro]

Nick seemed drunk on the Side Scrollers show. He seemed drunker than usual, earlier than usual and right at the beginning. I kind of even feel like the host noticed. It could be lack of sleep but how much of Nick's behavior from lack of sleep is just him being buzzed on the edge of slurring his words?

Also, LOL at Non Pro's super chat:

Spoiler: Hedonism and Bulls

 

[P5Fever]

Edit: Now that I remember, didn´t Nick had Iron Liz (Linkara´s tranny ex) on his show?

I remember that episode, Iron Liz was actually really funny in it. She may be a tranny but she’s actually entertaining, way more than I can say for Linkara and Nick currently.

I remember she also did a kickstarter for “rebooting” Lightbringer into a legit comic a while back. It was public domain and she jumped on the opportunity. Linkara was very pissy, pure comedy gold.

 

[Father Balldo]

Saw this in the Dax thread, not sure if it was posted here but it's relevant to Nicky...

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Nick's addictive personality is really starting to show. How many addictions does thiS guy have? Definitely alcohol, sex and porn. What else cigars, pills, party drugs, balldos?

You say this like Nick's wardrobe contains a concealed sliding rack that will glide forth at the touch of a hidden button, where he stores his balldos in spectrographic order from red to indigo, alongside another rack that contains a selection of branded Nike and Lacoste balldos, and limited edition balldos released as tie-ins to The Marvels movie, or acquired as part and parcel of the paraphernalia contained inside the deluxe box set of a remastered Pink Floyd album.

Sure, as his balldos wear out, Nick will replace them, perhaps leaving his old balldos in the sex toy bin outside the Goodwill, where they can perhaps be enjoyed by a poor couple who are unable to afford a brand new balldo, but who find the idea of cramming gonads into a day-glo pink, miniature torpedo costume to be sexually alluring.

Nick may be a smooth-brained alcoholic degenerate, who is determined to extricate himself from the sight of God and the little lord Jesus, and who has exposed his family to the attentions of a depraved and apparently remorseless narcissist with a very dubious sexual history, but I will be surprised if he owns more than three balldos - two for everyday use and one for funerals and formal occasions, such as court appearances.

 

[AnOminous]

Saw this in the Dax thread, not sure if it was posted here but it's relevant to Nicky...

"Hurr durr horrible lies" can't name a single fucking one, eat shit Diddler.

 

[not william stenchever]

"Hurr durr horrible lies" can't name a single fucking one, eat shit Diddler.

I wouldn't be surprised if another one of Diddler Dax's aliases besides JuJu the Cow was "The Caca Consumer"

 

[Kittenwaffen]

Liver numbers aren't the same as your blood test numbers when testing for diabetes you fucking retard.

I'm apt to believe this because Faran looks like someone who needs to know about both diabetes and liver function numbers.

 

[Anticipointment]

Stein has shown that he's willing to appear as a pity guest on the show of a has-been streamer like Ralph or Rekieta.

Stein was even on Kino Casino with PPP & Warski awhile back. Iirc it was to shit on Fuentes & Marjorie Taylor Greene.

I think the cope about "presence" is actually a euphemism for the fact that Stein is a loose cannon and might find it funny to repeatedly insert non-sequitur references to swinging and watch Rekieta squirm.

Absolutely, he would.

 

[Swole McPole]

- He was asked about Chrissie Mayer's special with Alex Stein, McInnes, and Venti. He thinks the right is too anti-porn. They blame it as a cover for CSAM, but that is not true. He did a small recap of 'how to explain to your child you are a sex worker'. He was derided for it, BUT he got messages from sex workers thanking him after! It is just a different moral perspective. It is not HIS choice, it is others'.

Bullshit.

I've worked with sex workers. Consequently, I've known scores of them. Some of them really, really well. I've never met one of them that was proud of what they did.

From what I could tell, they tend to go into the business because it's an easy way to make a lot of money. Most of them (but not all) because they had expensive drug habits to support.

None of them would ever want their children to follow them into the trade.

I tell a lie. There was one old degenerate. Old black woman called Sally, ran a crack house. Her boys were killers, the daughters were whores. I'm pretty sure Sally had turned her daughters out. Archetypal family of degenerate niggers.

But aside from her, they all worked really hard to try and keep what they did from their kids. None of those women would ever have contacted Rekieta and said he was doing a public service. All of them would have thought he was:

a.) a moron, and
b.) a mush i.e. a mug punter that they could take advantage of and either overcharge, or charge for sex and not deliver any.

Here's one of Sally's kids, Tanya. She appears at 4:53. Can you imagine this woman writing to Rekieta to thank him for explaining to here kids what a positive role model she is?

 

[zyclonPD]