The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame - Reading warning labels are for chumps.

[Slav Power]

If you can't come up with a decent mnemonic trick for easily remembering a different password for every account, you're a nigger. Your own brain is far, far more secure than any password manager.

Let's see how secure it is when you have 200 volts running through your ballsack.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

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This dude has been inactive since August of 2022. Imagine if he logs back in and sees this

 

[Creative Username]

Let's see how secure it is when you have 200 volts running through your ballsack.
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The strength of a password manager is dependent on the strength of your master password. Unless you're using deniable encryption, you are powerless to the rubber-hose attack. However, if you're up against that attack, you should be worrying about different things than your KF password, such as how to survive in the physical world against your cryptographic adversary.

 

[AnOminous]

Here he is playing with a MLP train on his computer

Can you get more autistic than combining ponies and trains?

However, if you're up against that attack, you should be worrying about different things than your KF password, such as how to survive in the physical world against your cryptographic adversary.

I.e. how to live with broken kneecaps.

 

[SandyCat]

If you can't come up with a decent mnemonic trick for easily remembering a different password for every account, you're a nigger. Your own brain is far, far more secure than any password manager.

Call me oldschool but a pen and notebook is the way to go

No sketchy security password managers and no memorizing 40 different variations of the word nigger

 

[Creative Username]

sketchy security password managers

Can't go wrong with Keepass or another self-hosted solution. Just be diligent about backing it up. Should be considerably more secure than paper.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

Satoru182 uses the same username on xhamster:

What goes through a person's mind to convince them to use their regular username on a porn site?

 

[Trapped Under Rice]

What goes through a person's mind to convince them to use their regular username on a porn site?

I can't wait for "sex positive" gen-alphas linking their pornhub accounts to LinkedIn.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

@Satoru182 uses the same username on xhamster:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/KC6QG

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Spoiler: Other accounts

Twitter: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/V8JqP
Danbooru: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ljZsG
Akiba-Online: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/fCybf
Gendou: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Sycfs
Nyaa.Land: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/YYjWG

See, I was careful and made sure my xhamster name is Taint Mode so no one could trace me to it.

 

[The Feline Solution]

> Latino
> manlet

FTFY

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Another typically latino pastime.

 

[AnOminous]

What goes through a person's mind to convince them to use their regular username on a porn site?

Coom.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I'd like to volunteer the information that this is certainly not mine, despite the similar user name:
https://xhamster.com/users/verisimilitude (archive)

This could make for a fun game, searching for similar usernames on pornography websites, looking for hits. I'm still wondering how @Thunk Provoker came across this information.

I've never used this website, so what's the point of making an account? Are special privileges afforded to those who have them?

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

This could make for a fun game, searching for similar usernames on pornography websites, looking for hits.

Honestly that does sound pretty fun.
Searching up your KF username on other sites and seeing what kind of shit you come across.

 

[vomitusdeux]

This could make for a fun game, searching for similar usernames on pornography websites, looking for hits.

I am NOT searching my name on a porn site.

 

[Blamo2000]

I've never used this website, so what's the point of making an account? Are special privileges afforded to those who have them?

I imagine as it is a video site you can rate, subscribe and hit the like button. Also act like a creep in the comments.

 

[Yamamura]

I imagine as it is a video site you can rate, subscribe and hit the like button. Also act like a creep in the comments.

They probably also use the account to save videos they want to watch later in case their wife checks the bookmarks/history. That way it's all localized on the site and not on the browser.

 

[Snuckening2]

This dude has been inactive since August of 2022. Imagine if he logs back in and sees this

Sept 2022 was the password reset. He's probably still here, on another account.

 

[Blamo2000]

Honestly that does sound pretty fun.
Searching up your KF username on other sites and seeing what kind of shit you come across.

It's a photography guy and some forums.mmorpg.com for my name.

 

[make_it_so]

I imagine as it is a video site you can rate, subscribe and hit the like button. Also act like a creep in the comments.

They probably also use the account to save videos they want to watch later in case their wife checks the bookmarks/history. That way it's all localized on the site and not on the browser.

But why the hell use the same name there that you use for everywhere fucking else?

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

Sept 2022 was the password reset. He's probably still here, on another account.

Could somebody give me a brief rundown on the Sept 2022 password reset?
I was a lurking fag back then, so it didn't seem to affect me.