Post videos of people dying - Self explanatory really

The worst (funniest?) part is how most poo+train videos are self-owns (leaning out the windows at high speeds, playing "chicken" to look macho, etc.) instead of potential accidents or simple mistakes (car stalls on tracks, pedestrian distracted by phone and crosses in front of a train, etc.).

The dumb fucks kill themselves (accidentally) by taking completely avoidable but deliberate actions. And you know the dipshits have seen footage from other idiots who've died trying it, since they're recording videos themselves doing it to post online too.

This is probably why watching trains forcibly remove smugness from faces is so delightful.
 
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moocow said:
The worst (funniest?) part is how most poo+train videos are self-owns (leaning out the windows at high speeds, playing "chicken" to look macho, etc.) instead of potential accidents or simple mistakes (car stalls on tracks, pedestrian distracted by phone and crosses in front of a train, etc.).

The dumb fucks kill themselves (accidentally) by taking completely avoidable but deliberate actions. And you know the dipshits have seen footage from other idiots who've died trying it, since they're recording videos themselves doing it to post online too.

This is probably why watching trains forcibly remove smugness from faces is so delightful.
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My favorites are the ones where they do initially dodge the train and look into the camera all smug and cool while not paying attention to where they're standing. And so it results in them getting knocked out cold by a piece of metal sticking out of the train moments later.
 
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Friendly Primarina said:
Does anyone have that video of the Sikh(?) walking by the tracks in slow motion before being bowled over? It's in this thread somewhere but I don't want to search 250+ pages.
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Ask and you shall receive.


And also the funny version
 
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The Hero of Kvatch said:
Fucking ouch.
Years ago, I saw a video of a donkey being hit by a train, and he just straight up exploded. Like, when you gib an enemy in Classic DooM.
I always wondered what would happen if a person was stood directly on the track, and got hit.
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Turns up on /Gif/ reckd threads often, but then you'd have to go to /gif/ and that's pretty horrifying. I've never actually saved it.
 
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I first saw it on Plebbit. I used to get plenty of gore from there before subs like r/watchpeopledie got axed.
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Used to be you could find it on /wsg/ but no gore on blue boards anymore. And the Trannies and BBC posters find more and more creative ways to get around filters for /gif/. I just want to watch Chinamen get eaten by industrial machinery and Indians fail to understand electricity and trains.
 
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Varretnon847 said:
My favorites are the ones where they do initially dodge the train and look into the camera all smug and cool while not paying attention to where they're standing. And so it results in them getting knocked out cold by a piece of metal sticking out of the train moments later.
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That's the exact one I had in mind as I wrote that post. It's viscerally satisfying watching that arrogant prick get brained by an uncaring machine.
 
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Can anyone remember a close-up video of two 9/11 jumpers squashed right in front of the camera (2005-2012~ last sightings)?


Could be named:

"WTC- Jumpers (Nasty)_x264.mp4"

"ogrish-dot-com-911_jumpers_part1.wmv"

"ogrish-dot-com-911_jumpers_part2.wmv"

More info here:

The only hope left in searchings is for some guro-geek with 10TB archive of content.
 
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