Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I think what Nick is trying to say about objective morality is that in the real world, where right and wrong is always muddied by context and nuance, which is after all what law deals with, adhering to an objective and thus absolute standard of morality is impractical.

Kant would beg to differ at rather extensive length.

He's a nicer version of the guy sitting alone at the end of the bar at 10 in the evening watching Fox News on the mounted TV and telling you uninvited about how you can spot the alien lizard people.

Tbh I'd rather talk to the Lizard People guy about who are secretly reptiles than Nick about Balldos and gay bar underwear parties and seething about how angry and malding he is about a black guy making comic books.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick dodges the question and deflects:

Nick has not re-signed with Rumble:

Nick has time to talk shit, but not answer questions:

The Superchats for Nick:

Spoiler: Detractor Chats:

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[sneedem&feedem]

Nick talked about his Rumble deal. He claims that they were in talks before he got banned from Youtube last October. The final deal ended up being signed in January and that's also when it's up for renewal again. This kinda reeks of bullshit to me. People had been telling him to go to Rumble LONG before the Duncan drama and he ignored all those people. The banning was what made him do the jump and likely what led him into Rumble's arms. In November of last year, he was already talking about having an exclusivity deal with someone and it turned out to be Rumble. If he had been in talks with them before October why didn't he mention it like he did in the lead up to the finalized Rumble deal?

Also it seems a familiar face was also watching the stream.

 

[Strix454]

Some relevant clips from Nick's Sidescroller Interview:


Nick addressed the untrue stories about him:

Little bits of context missing here.

1) The "Bar" Nick is talking about here is a gay bar known as gay90s. Going with your wife to buy drinks for random people at a gay bar and then talking to them as they try to pick you up is very weird Nick.

2) The "Nude Beach" you went to Nick was at a very notorious and well-known swingers resort named Hedonism II. Its not a place that married couples tend to go to celebrate their monogamy or commitment to each other. There are alot of nude beaches. People don't end up at that particular one by chance.

3) Nick. We don't need to hear anymore about how you checked out the other dude's junk at the nude beach. ITS GAY. TOTALLY GAY. Its as gay as your friend Drexel flirting with troons and bragging about how he kissed a troon.

Yeah Nick. You are a lying, weaselly faggot. The more stuff like this you do, the worse its going to get for you. Get it through your lhead that you can't control the narratives on the internet about yourself by gaslighting people. Its never going to work.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick dodges the question and deflects:

What a lying sack. Anyone who even lets this shitsack on their show to tell these lies should be embarrassed.

 

[mindlessobserver]

If anyone wants to do an OP rewrite, feel free. I've been staring at various attempts and I just cannot bring myself to care. I've stopped following rekieta even for hate watching, so if the OP needs editing I'm no longer the best person to do it.

Frankly it's not fun for me. Every time I attempt it, I don't feel like I writing about something humorous or interesting. I feel like I am writing an obituary.

Quod Scripsi, Scripsi

 

[Neetorino]

He told a story about his dad walking in on them playing an adult card game (he gets to the point around 3:30ish). I don’t recall anyone finding the suitcase though

I think I'm just completely crazy then. Or it's a moment that exists in a stream after Agrolith stopped timestamping and nobody should be going through tons of hours of streams to find a clip that might not exist. However, while looking for those timestamps, I found some comments that are enlightening from the time in relation to what Himedall just posted.

Nick addressed the claim he has changed:

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Nick can go fuck himself for claiming he didn't change. His comment sections from around the time contain many people who do think he changed. Let me share a few.

Spoiler: NeVeR a ChAnGeD mAn

Oh look, a Fuck it Friday stream! People loved these!
"Eff it Friday with Drex, Camelot, Flawed, and Nina Infinity...and more?" - December 30th, 2022

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Ah, some people did not adapt well to there being a secret, paypig-only chatroom. At least the fun times were shared for those freeloaders!
"Jordan Peterson on Anonymity, Brittney Griner is Free, Illegal Traffic Stops are a Problem" - December 8th, 2022

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This one's my favorite because it is exactly how my trajectory with Nick's content went. First I never missed a minute, then maybe 1.5hrs, then nothing. Just goes to show how much this experience isn't exclusive to the Farms. Same stream as above.

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Obviously this is a very small sample, but that's just ones I found while looking for my phantom clip. I'm absolutely certain the frequency of them appearing only ramps up after the start of the new year.

Oh and have some bonuses for the road, Nick has always "hated drama" but sure does tons of streams about it. This one in particular (being from around the time he "changed" for most people) has some choice remarks for Balldo, presented mostly without commentary.
"Drama Drama Drama, Amber Heard Settles, Make-up Rumble Rants, SCOTUS Has to Go (says the media)" December 20, 2022

Spoiler: Selected Comments

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"Oh wait that last one proves that I never changed!" Sure thing buddy. But that one is about your legal/political takes, which hadn't changed much at this point, not your actual behavior.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Some relevant clips from Nick's Sidescroller Interview:

Oh wow. He asked harder questions than I thought. I had skipped to a random place and it seemed like a softball interview.

The host clearly knew where to go with the questions and I think he might have been waiting for a super chat to bring up the specifics like Hedonism II or whatever, but then Nick suddenly had to go immediately. What a coincidence!

The swinger's discussion got me to laugh out loud. Especially looking at the other's faces while the other person is speaking.

Here's Nick's uncomfortable reaction as Craig brings up being near a nude beach in Jamaica. I can't conclude that wasn't 100% intentional.

The word "Jamaica" LITERALLY wipes Nick's smile off his face.

Here's Craig's face as Nick goes into his description about how normal swinging is and how "they're everywhere".

Also it seems a familiar face was also watching the stream.

I'm pretty sure Nick was so petrified of a "Fuck you, heartfelt" moment that he turned tail and ran before Pepsi Man decided to take the gloves off and super chat something about Jamaica or His Majesty the Energii King.

1) The "Bar" Nick is talking about here is a gay bar known as gay90s. Going with your wife to buy drinks for random people at a gay bar and then talking to them as they try to pick you up is very weird Nick.

2) The "Nude Beach" you went to Nick was at a very notorious and well-known swingers resort named Hedonism II. Its not a place that married couples tend to go to celebrate their monogamy or commitment to each other. There are alot of nude beaches. People don't end up at that particular one by chance.

What I was really stunned by was that Nick appears to have moved to openly defending swinging.

This seems like new ground for him. Anyone who watched him earlier this year will remember that a) he actively avoided saying the words "swinger" or "swinging" unless he was forced into a corner in some way (such as the Faran leaked DMs) and b) his line was simply a derivative of "me and my wife are monogamous".

But here he is actively defending the swinging lifestyle and saying that swingers are normal people, and attacking religious people for unnecessarily demonizing swingers.

I don't intend to watch Nick's lengthy aside on religion but based on the summaries posted by @Not Who You Think and @Himedall All-seeing Waifu this seems derivative of his lengthier comments on Locals.

 

[AnOminous]

But here he is actively defending the swinging lifestyle and saying that swingers are normal people, and attacking religious people for unnecessarily demonizing swingers.

If being a cuck is so normal why does he lie about doing it?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Oh wow. He asked harder questions than I thought. I had skipped to a random place and it seemed like a softball interview.

A lot of it was fluff. It helped that the channel it was on did titled timestamps. These were the most interesting parts. A lot of the remainder was regurgitation of his old stories and bullshite.

I don't intend to watch Nick's lengthy aside on religion but based on the summaries posted by @Not Who You Think and @Himedall All-seeing Waifu this seems derivative of his lengthier comments on Locals.

It is a lot of repetition and sophomoric arguments that play-act as deep philosophical inquiry. His opinions on religion are geared toward justifying permissivity of his hedonism. If anyone thought he was any kind authority or had any interest in being a Christian, his denial of the divinity of Christ a year ago was a HUGE red flag.

What I was really stunned by was that Nick appears to have moved to openly defending swinging.

This seems like new ground for him. Anyone who watched him earlier this year will remember that a) he actively avoided saying the words "swinger" or "swinging" unless he was forced into a corner in some way (such as the Faran leaked DMs) and b) his line was simply a derivative of "me and my wife are monogamous".

But here he is actively defending the swinging lifestyle and saying that swingers are normal people, and attacking religious people for unnecessarily demonizing swingers.

He knows that he has lost the moral high ground. That was what made it fun to shit on Mark Wade, Shane, Ron Soye, Moonica, Marchi-fat, Sabat, Armzgurl, Perfection, Mad Black, Jack Murphy, Idubbz, and many others. People saw him as BETTER than them. Now that he has shown that he is not, he does not have leg to stand on and call them out.

Like some else said weeks ago, Nick cannot have another confrontation on his show because all they have to do is harp on, Jamaica, Groomers, Hedonism, Monty, and Balldo to shut him down.

 

[AnOminous]

He knows that he has lost the moral high ground. That was what made it fun to shit on Mark Wade, Shane, Ron Soye, Moonica, Marchi-fat, Sabat, Armzgurl, Perfection, Mad Black, Jack Murphy, Idubbz, and many others.

Meanwhile, he is now a thin-skinned little bitch like Mark Waid, a cuck like Ron Soye, a pervy creep like Sabat, a Karen obsessively trying to wreck some guy's career for doing abolutely nothing to him, along with a horde of idiots equally as repulsive. He routinely makes slimy, disingenuous legal arguments like LawTwitter, again, he is a cuck like Jack Murphy, etc.

He's now literally everything he used to profess to despise, and maybe always was.

 

[feral cat #6385]

PPP is currently tearing into Rekieta. about what a privileged trust fund baby and shitty work ethic at the 3:20 mark.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

"No guys, you don't understand, swingers are everywhere! At your church, the grocery store, the doctor's office, you'd be surprised!"

How would you know, Nicky? How would you know about this ubiquitous and plentiful cabal of swingers? You being such a monogamous man who for some reason wants to build a sex dungeon in your house?

Also what the fuck is he doing on a podcast called sidescrollers? Nick doesn't play games anymore, he can't even muster the energy to fake being into video games nowadays.

 

[AltisticRight]

Of all the sex toy nastiness and general TMI and religious blasphemy and legal failures Nick has going on in this thread lately, the concept of paying a company to ship you random fucking clothes that you may or may not like that may or may not fit, that his whole family is supposedly subscribed to, is the dumbest to me right now. Like, what the fuck? Is this a monthly or quarterly thing or what?

Balldo buys supermarket prepacked hardboiled eggs.
So yeah, the concept of paying for ill-fitting clothing is right in their ball(do)park.

 

[Neetorino]

Is the "Monogamous, always have been" thing not just a cope? The only alternative is that he maybe knows a bunch of swingers because... they help with his BDSM ideas? And he's coping about guilt by association because he and Our Wife just wanna get a little very kinky and the only people who can teach them are they gays of Gay 90's and the swingers from church or Hedo2.

Motherfucker, Nick if this entire time you've been coping about getting dom/sub training from people at Hedo2 or the local swingers I'm gonna be so MATI. You do realize that if it's just that, you're a pussy for not saying so sooner.

But, obviously that's not all it is, it doesn't explain the Escort and Coke dealer that were discovered in your recent Instagram followed by/following lists. So all signs continue to point to the "Cuckicane Rekieta" continuing to pick up speed over Degeneracy Beach.

 

[Bepis]

Is the "Monogamous, always have been" thing not just a cope? The only alternative is that he maybe knows a bunch of swingers because... they help with his BDSM ideas? And he's coping about guilt by association because he and Our Wife just wanna get a little very kinky and the only people who can teach them are they gays of Gay 90's and the swingers from church or Hedo2.

Motherfucker, Nick if this entire time you've been coping about getting dom/sub training from people at Hedo2 or the local swingers I'm gonna be so MATI. You do realize that if it's just that, you're a pussy for not saying so sooner.

But, obviously that's not all it is, it doesn't explain the Escort and Coke dealer that were discovered in your recent Instagram followed by/following lists. So all signs continue to point to the "Cuckicane Rekieta" continuing to pick up speed over Degeneracy Beach.

If his views on subjects like religion are anything to go on he probably has some gay definition of monogamy where it doesn't count if you're next to her holding her hand

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Is the "Monogamous, always have been" thing not just a cope? The only alternative is that he maybe knows a bunch of swingers because... they help with his BDSM ideas? And he's coping about guilt by association because he and Our Wife just wanna get a little very kinky and the only people who can teach them are they gays of Gay 90's and the swingers from church or Hedo2.

It's been his cope for a while. His response to the whole thing for a whole year was to just say "me and my wife are monogamous". He would almost always try to avoid saying the word swinging or swingers. That was almost certainly deliberate.

What's new is his explicit defense of how swingers are normal people and complaining that the idea of swinging is taken too harshly because of incorrect religious doctrine. I think this is an extremely big deal. He seems to be laying the necessary groundwork to start openly defending it or maybe even associating openly with it, even if its only in a "I have good friends who are swingers" kind of way.

The idea that people think he is swinging because he buys drinks for people at bars or clubs (???) was bizarre because there would be no way anyone would know about that online, let alone necessarily conclude just from that that he is a swinger. But then I realized that this is the punchline to a meme - "Hey, my wife saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?" - and I don't think he did that intentionally.

But, obviously that's not all it is, it doesn't explain the Escort and Coke dealer that were discovered in your recent Instagram followed by/following lists. So all signs continue to point to the "Cuckicane Rekieta" continuing to pick up speed over Degeneracy Beach.

None of this makes sense but its also clear that Craig had a weak grasp on the lore and no idea the depths that this all goes to.

He seemed to have a vague idea that Nick's show has changed and also about the swinging rumors swirling around him but the Drexel super chat clearly went right over his head. I have a feeling Craig may be kicking himself seeing a comment section where the most upvoted comments are criticizing him for being too soft.

 

[Strix454]

If his views on subjects like religion are anything to go on he probably has some gay definition of monogamy where it doesn't count if you're next to her holding her hand

The typical copes on sex for someone like Nick who also advances legalistic definitions of sin would be:

- The ONLY thing that counts as sex is vaginal penetration with a human penis. Anything goes otherwise.
- All gay sex isn't really sex of any kind. It also doesn't count as far as monogamy goes.

Nick has also earlier this year presented the idea that the Sermon on the Mount actually approves of married people flirting with people outside their marriage.

Nick's new innovation in storytelling tonight was claiming that all those gosh darn false stories about Nick being a swinger caused all kinds of swingers to introduce themselves to innocent Nick who had no idea of such things. And according to Nick they were all just swell people,

Nick keeps slowly moving toward public Jack Murphy territory step by step. First it was that Nick had to do degenerate things to have a healthy marriage. Then it was wine mom lewds and bottles in the ass. Then it was bragging about trips to the gay bar. THen it was how the only rational career choice for any woman (aside from his own daughters) and that woman on onlyfans all had private islands & millions of dollars. Then it was defending Vito the Pedo. Then it was cuties. Now he is finally openly talking about what great people swingers are though carefully not saying he is one himself.

I'm sure that he is convinced himself that all this slow-drip gaslighting is somehow mentally bringing his audience along into his brave new degenerate world. But its all just dumb.

Openly talking about swingers in a positive way tonight is I think a big step for him toward some sort of massive public confession that he is in an open marriage or bisexual or gay or a juju-like degenerate. He needs to just get on with it.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

No joke, probably walmart or fastfood. They really don't give a shit and would stick him as a stocker or on the grill where he won't be spotted.

 

[Neetorino]

The idea that people think he is swinging because he buys drinks for people at bars or clubs (???) was bizarre because there would be no way anyone would know about that online, let alone necessarily conclude just from that that he is a swinger. But then I realized that this is the punchline to a meme - "Hey, my wife saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?" - and I don't think he did that intentionally.

Holy shit you're totally right. The only way anyone here would know that he does that is if they were on the receiving end of Nick's drink buying. That might be a result of his inconsistent checking on the thread, he saw someone say it as a joke and took it as a core reason everyone here thinks he's a swinger.

"Balldo-Bros, I don't feel so good! I think we overshared about the wrong thing this time!"