"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[That Guy From The Thing]

What a horrid game of Russian roulette; sure you might avoid the velveeta but either way you’re still getting the kick to the dick that is shell pasta. Fucking savages.

Shell pasta is inferior to literally all others. Even the 1 dollar plastic sacks of wheels and whatever the fuck craft makes.

Side note: Null might have a point about American food being dogshit if you don't buy expensive stuff. But the level of sawdust schlock can't be overstated. You can't buy truly real shit in The U.S. It all has some bulk additive or artificial flavor. OR FUCKING PROCESSED CORN.

 

[Nick Obre]

Shell pasta is inferior to literally all others. Even the 1 dollar plastic sacks of wheels and whatever the fuck craft makes.

Side note: Null might have a point about American food being dogshit if you don't buy expensive stuff. But the level of sawdust schlock can't be overstated. You can't buy truly real shit in The U.S. It all has some bulk additive or artificial flavor. OR FUCKING PROCESSED CORN.

Was it ever in doubt? You gringos have to go to Mexico to drink a proper Coca-Cola

 

[Wodanaz]

>implying 200 calories of cane sugar is healthier than 200 calories of HFCS
>implying mexicans can afford water

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

I've been using GrayJay for about a month or so, and I can also confirm it's better than the rumble app. I use it for Rumble, Odysneed, and Kick. GrayJay is much more stable and loads faster than the native apps. However Newpipe is still better for Jewtube.

I've been using greyjay for rumble, for some reason if you catch the pre stream video and the creator goes live it doesn't load the stream, however when I run rumble app it tries to melt my phone for some reason, greyjay doesn't.

As a side note this Text came up today

 

[Nick Obre]

>implying 200 calories of cane sugar is healthier than 200 calories of HFCS
>implying mexicans can afford water

It's Coca Cola

Healthy never entered the equation

And that's kind of the point too, you have to go into a druglord-controlled warzone with no drinkable water and a permanent orange filter just to get the true version of one of your own most classic and iconic products.
And it's because everything you eat and drink has been systematically turned into GOYSLOP

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

@Null Exciting news in the Polish cheese-related tech scene (relative to other Polish cheese-related tech happenings)

TL;DW 1992 Microsoft puzzle game called "Cheese Terminator", previously only obtainable via mailing a survey to Microsoft found only in Polish copies of Windows 3.1 which was previously lost media rediscovered after a 2015 Polish Windows customer obtained a copy of the survey and mailed it in as a joke. He received a re-made modern Unity version of the game called "Cheese Terminator Reloaded" along with a floppy disk copy of the original and a USB floppy disk drive. The remake is now listed on the Microsoft Store for Windows.

The game itself is just a copy of Sokoban, the overhead puzzle game where you have to push boxes into the designated squares. Except now, you're a mouse pushing wheels of cheese into the correct spots.

the cheese-themed reskin is clearly the superior version. i count that as another win for the cheddarheads

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

the cheese-themed reskin is clearly the superior version. i count that as another win for the cheddarheads

Those cheese wheels have holes in them, that is clearly swiss cheese.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Those cheese wheels have holes in them, that is clearly swiss cheese.

I like to think the holes are just bites taken out of the cheese wheels by a pesky mouse. Also, Swiss was mentioned in Null's original cheese rant as one of three cheeses the cheddarheads have access to here in America, so they're adjacent.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I like to think the holes are just bites taken out of the cheese wheels by a pesky mouse. Also, Swiss was mentioned in Null's original cheese rant as one of three cheeses the cheddarheads have access to here in America, so they're adjacent.

I'll allow it.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

So listening to Null's rant again got me curious about what Doordash actually is so I went to their website and discovered that their icon for "comfort food" is literally a bucket of slop

 

[Slav Power]

I present a startled kiwi screaming.

Might be a good way to summarize feelings about the troons and troon fans being asshole on the Internet.

Male kiwi: cute happy chirping
Female kiwi: screeches from the deepest depths of hell

Why is it that female specimens are always the more demonic ones in nature?

 

[Jotch]

audio

Odysee audio is fucked for some reason.
Thanks to Pee Cola for the audio, I was able to combine the two, and using the power of my jewish blood and libx265, I have brought the size down to under 600MB (was 2.9GB) with little loss of quality.

Sadly filesize limit is 200MB, and reencoding to fit in that size makes the chat unreadable. Sad!
no point if not uploading here since youtube bro is already doing it on an external site, and probably better.


Also, mac and cheese is best with the sharpest cheddar you can get your hands on.

 

[Optimum Cockfag]

Hey Null I’m watching your FuckCars video on gumroad and I got to the dodge ram part. And how the Spaniards in Barcelona want to slash the tires.
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I feel the same way when I see a Fiat 500, esp. an "Abarfth." What a stupid fucking car.

Once, leaving a bar, some friends and I saw a Fiat in a garage parked next to a pole like this. The space between the back wall and the pole was almost exactly the length of the car. So each of us got on a corner and "helped" it realize its dream, lol.

Immature? Maybe. But it's worlds above slashing tires and gouging paint, FFS.

 

[Nick Obre]

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Male kiwi: cute happy chirping
Female kiwi: screeches from the deepest depths of hell

Why is it that female specimens are always the more demonic ones in nature?

Male kiwi calls vs female kiwi calls are an accurate representation of the Woman-hate thread vs the Man-hate thread, respectively

 

[Digital Snow]

Male kiwi: cute happy chirping
Female kiwi: screeches from the deepest depths of hell

Why is it that female specimens are always the more demonic ones in nature?

Seems pretty accurate, have you seen the girl boards?

 

[Wodanaz]

@Null Exciting news in the Polish cheese-related tech scene (relative to other Polish cheese-related tech happenings)

TL;DW 1992 Microsoft puzzle game called "Cheese Terminator", previously only obtainable via mailing a survey to Microsoft found only in Polish copies of Windows 3.1 which was previously lost media rediscovered after a 2015 Polish Windows customer obtained a copy of the survey and mailed it in as a joke. He received a re-made modern Unity version of the game called "Cheese Terminator Reloaded" along with a floppy disk copy of the original and a USB floppy disk drive. The remake is now listed on the Microsoft Store for Windows.

The game itself is just a copy of Sokoban, the overhead puzzle game where you have to push boxes into the designated squares. Except now, you're a mouse pushing wheels of cheese into the correct spots.

the cheese-themed reskin is clearly the superior version. i count that as another win for the cheddarheads

if you didn't play Rodent's Revenge on your Win98 PC as a child then you had a shit childhood. Catfags seething.

 

[Jobama]

out weeks ago mate.

Is there a way to check out which videos you’ve uploaded on gumroad without paying for it? I’ve heard thought about subscribing before but I have no idea which videos are actually on it.

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

i enjoyed watching the isom animation with the ninjas and wanted to see what happened with them but of course josh just had to cut it short to get to his pizza princess pictures. his breathing always sounds heavier when he starts describing them.

 

[Sneeds]

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Male kiwi: cute happy chirping
Female kiwi: screeches from the deepest depths of hell

Why is it that female specimens are always the more demonic ones in nature?

The male kiwi sounds like a coaches whistle

 

[ITK]

I look like this and I sound like this.