Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maraschino]

"Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." Matthew 5:27-28.

Some "Christian," literally lying about the Bible.

Did he not literally tell Mandy, one of his viewers and not his wife, that he explicitly found her hot and that he wanted to fuck her? That's well past the goddamned line, and should've been a wakeup call to his stupid fucking behavior.

Nick, unironically go back to Jesus. We know you're reading.

 

[Neetorino]

Couldn't keep watching after rob started crying about muh institutions' feelings being hurt. He seemed pretty inoffensive when Nick first started having him on, but good lord, Balldo really knows how to pick em huh? Anyone who watched the rest know if Nick gets butthurt by Rob's "practicing lawyer" comment at least?

Oh boy I can't wait for Nick's "I MADE YOUUUU BISH" moment for some of the people he's had on over the years as they break out further and further from Nick's sphere of influence.

Edit:

Can Kurt hatesex Megan already? He’s angry because he just wants a little crumb.

What an insufferable group of people, except maybe the elf.

I agree, Runkle is the only one on the stream that I still watch with regularity. Something about an earnest Canadian elf talking about gun law makes for great background noise.

And yeah, Kurt really just needs to smash some box. Maybe Nick can get him in touch with Dax, he offered to help Null get laid after all, maybe he can help Kurt too.

 

[AnOminous]

Alternatively, telling someone else their sins are "okay" or "not that bad" to make them feel better and make themselves more appealing (a la cool youth pastor is isn't like those other Christians) isn't recommended if one hopes to foster a mature relationship with God.

Isn't that the kind of thing Satan would tell you?

 

[genericwhitemale]

Just as a show of hands, what place is worse for the awful hot takes/Locals cringe moments? The kitchen or the hot tub?

 

[Captain Manning]

I've said it several times, and I'll say it again: Kurt needs to get the fuck away from these people. Kurt is actually fine when he's flying solo and giving legal analysis. Ya know, what Nick used to do.

In fact, I agree with LegalMindset that Kurt is probably the smartest out of all of them when it comes to actual legal knowledge. Unfortunately, any time Kurt tries to engage in social interaction, it seems like disaster is just around the corner.

Play your strengths Kurt. Being part of a panel show clearly isn't one of them. At least not Nick's panel shows, and the wierdos he likes to hang with, anyways.

I don't think he could have covered the Maya case in a way that wouldn't make him look like a monster. His brain has been so warped by porn that it doesn't matter the girl is 17 and was abused in every way imaginable. He would have to make the jokes at her expense.

He did anyways! If you watch the Elissa clip above, he joked that Maya defecated on herself because "maybe she's a diaper fetishist."

Also, she is 17 now. She was 10 when the incident that led to the case happened (2016).

Knowing what Rekiata has turned into, I'm half-surprised he didn't bring Vito on to give his opinion about the part where she was forced to undress in front of everybody. I'm sure Daddy Dick would have ack ack acked with approval.

 

[Twinkletard]

Just as a show of hands, what place is worse for the awful hot takes/Locals cringe moments? The kitchen or the hot tub?

ooo, it's close, but I'll say the hot tub because you can tell he's doing it to be homoerotic.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I promise I'm not trying to get into the weeds or derail the thread on this, but no, you cannot be a Christian in the modern Western or Eastern sense and not believe in the divinity of Christ. This was hammered out in the First Council of Nicaea in 325 AD. Out of this came the Nicene Creed which explicitly states

Spoiler: Segment of the Creed

"...We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ,
the only Son of God,
eternally begotten of the Father,
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made,
consubstantial to the father.
Through him all things were made.
For us and for our salvation
he came down from heaven:
by the power of the Holy Spirit
he became incarnate from the Virgin Mary,
and was made man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;
he suffered death and was buried.
On the third day he rose again
in accordance with the Scriptures;
he ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father..."

So no, unless you believe in Jesus Christ, who is both fully God and fully man, you cannot be a Christian. It is impossible by definition.

Again, I agree, but heretics be doing heretical things...

Just as a show of hands, what place is worse for the awful hot takes/Locals cringe moments? The kitchen or the hot tub?

Hot Tub for degeneracy; Kitchen for lies and pseudo-deep takes.

 

[Can of Bread]

I would tend to agree, but some people would draw a distinction on the personhood/origin of Christ. (e.g. elevated man that was deified, a human prophet, spirit brother of Lucifer, versus a part/member/aspect of God), so I would make a qualification that some would quibble.

Are there any sizeable religious groups out there that believe Christ was just a really good teacher without acknowledging his divinity and still classifying themselves as "Christian?" Genuinely curious. I know some of the ancient gnostic groups played around with such an idea, but they were all wiped out by the Catholics centuries ago.
Usually, if someone follows the same God as Christ, but doesn't acknowledge his divinity, they're shoehorned in with a group that Rekieta's nose would not stand out in.

 

[Captain Manning]

Just as a show of hands, what place is worse for the awful hot takes/Locals cringe moments? The kitchen or the hot tub?

Oh, the hot tub, by a country mile.

The kitchen is stupid, but the hot tub really accentuates the faggotry in everything he says.

 

[not william stenchever]

So no, unless you believe in Jesus Christ, who is both fully God and fully man, you cannot be a Christian. It is impossible by definition.

I'm guessing it's the part of the doctrine that I bolded that led to people who believed that the human and divine nature of Jesus are separate being regarded as heretics. The thing about Nick, though, Is that he doesn't even believe that there is a divine nature to Jesus at all. There wouldn't even be a debate, they'd probably just burn his profligate ass alive. Just a common godless homosexual drunkard who thinks he's figured it all out.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Sorta Nick Related, Alphacore reached 900k in a week. Rackets said July's book will never reach a million after isom nor chuck himself will reach a million despite writing definitive runs of Nightwing & Punisher (war zone & War Journal) and creating Bane.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I don't think he could have covered the Maya case in a way that wouldn't make him look like a monster. His brain has been so warped by porn that it doesn't matter the girl is 17 and was abused in every way imaginable. He would have to make the jokes at her expense.

Oh man, you're right.

He couldn't even make it through the clip on @elb's channel without making a disgusting sexual joke about her.

Look how satisfied he is after saying that.

What an absolute cretin.

 

[Strix454]

Are there any sizeable religious groups out there that believe Christ was just a really good teacher without acknowledging his divinity and still classifying themselves as "Christian?

Sizeable is relative. Many American Unitarians follow (or followed) that sort of idea. But today Unitarianism is (with exceptions) sort of a dead shell rather than a functioning church.
The modern gnostic churches will tend toward that idea. But those churches are usually rather small and are often more associated with new age mysticism than anything recognizable as Christian.

I tend to see that particular idea expressed not by religious groups as a whole, but by individual members of religions as a way to personally justify involvement in christianity in spite of their rejecting any metaphysical religious ideas. By reducing christianity to a non-religious philosophy created by a man, they can intellectually accept Christianity and not have it contaminate their "ultra-rationalist-science" view of the world. Jesus becomes a human. The bible becomes a book of philosophy and metaphors.

But its really a halfway-house sort of idea used by people who have already discarded the faith but for their own personal reasons will not discard their church.

 

[Captain Manning]

Oh man, you're right.

He couldn't even make it through the clip on @elb's channel without making a disgusting sexual joke about her.

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Look how satisfied he is after saying that.

What an absolute cretin.

Now imagine that, but multiple times over the span of the trial.

I still think he'd get better numbers if he went back to live trial coverage, but it's probably just as well he skipped Maya.

I'm sure this is very "Karen Farms" of me, but I'm perfectly fine in thinking what happened to that 10 year old girl is not funny.

Nick went from screaming "THESE ARE CHILDREN," to sexualizing them for cheap laughs. That's shit cretins like Dick find funny.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Are there any sizeable religious groups out there that believe Christ was just a really good teacher without acknowledging his divinity and still classifying themselves as "Christian?"

No. None.

Again, I agree, but heretics be doing heretical things...

Semantics. Claiming to be a Christian while rejecting the Nicene Creed would be the equivalent of claiming to be a vegan while hosting a beef barbecue cook-off. It would be the same as a Muslim believing in Allah but not believing Mohammed was his messenger, or being an Odinist while rejecting Thor as Odin's son. It's literally, actually nonsensical and mutually exclusive.

He is not being a heretic, he is being a liar.

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

Just as a show of hands, what place is worse for the awful hot takes/Locals cringe moments? The kitchen or the hot tub?

i say kitchen. he is creepy in the hot tub but he seems more comfortable in the kitchen.
there is a clip where he is gloating because someone who made fun of him had her nudes leaked. thats the type of stuff you get from his kitchen streams.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Maybe Legal Mindset is not allowed on Nicks stream anymore

 

[trash cat]

So no, unless you believe in Jesus Christ, who is both fully God and fully man, you cannot be a Christian. It is impossible by definition.

Maybe the Rekieta family are Ebionites. Had you considered that, child?



Never assume someone's gender (or 4th century religion)

 

[Potatoherder]

Mindset has honestly moved to better pastures. He can fully replace Nick in the FNT sphere. He has the credentials that Nick lacks.

 

[Captain Manning]

Maybe Legal Mindset is not allowed on Nicks stream anymore

I dunno. It would be pretty pathetic if Nick yeeted him though. Honestly, I thought Andrew was positively mild in his criticisms of Nick.

Sean is a fucking beast by comparison. If he's angry at Andrew, he must be positively livid with Sean. Sean gives like no fucks.

Blessed Kiwi Sean.

Another possibility is that Andrew just doesn't care anymore. He did said that the "Rekieta boost" is fleeting.