Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

His stinkditch looks like a very damaged scrotal sack. Which is what it is I suppose.
I looks surprisingly like a turkey cavity. Now I want to skip Thanksgiving.
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I looks surprisingly like a turkey cavity. Now I want to skip Thanksgiving.
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Why are you trying to turn us vegetarian

Also think about it. An amhole is a cavity that needs to stay open at all cost, unlike an actual vagina. Imagine having to dilate constantly to keep it open (though do we think Luke actually is doing that considering his previous laziness?).
 
Lucas' farts are trying to kill us again bros
I told you he looks like someone who lets out bombs
Hard drug use+ a bathtub's worth of HRT pills on a regular basement+bad diet? His internal organs are in worse shape then a worker at Cherynoble.

Oh yeah, this dude hasn't been regular since Mama Roberts made him Shreddies for breakfast when he was 5.
 

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Despite his very twitchy and yet somehow somnolent way of talking about this Lucas isn't wrong here, this is more sense in parts than I've heard him ever speak.
Of course he's speaking from personal experience, and it's the usual "me, me, me, myself, and I" you'd expect from a narcissistic troon, but I'm actually bemused that I found myself agreeing with this faggot at times.
And he's keeping those ghastly moobs well hidden.
Our boy is learning.
If he really kicked heroin kudos to him. It's not an easy thing to do.
He's still an enormous piece of shit though.
 
No evidence of this but I think the ex mod who nuked the server may have been IzzyJpeg or whatever the fuck they were called. The KeffalsTwt account was originally following all of the main mods so it made it easy to track, all of a sudden a few weeks ago Izzy disappeared and their account was deleted.
Enny potentially is now the only editor, Izzy was the one who had Multiple Sclerosis and only managed to get about $3k of their $15k goal for Gender Reassignment surgery. I could be wrong though and this is purely speculation based on the fact a Twitter account has been deleted.
That and I've not seen Izzy around for about a month.

Enny43's Twitter account has also been deleted more recently but he's clearly still editing the videos/making the thumbnails.
Today the Keffalstwt account has been repurposed and now only follows 2 accounts, not sure what the plan of that account is but it's now making jokes about smoking crack.

I'm interested in who this person is though
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In the words of Keffals, lore request has been requested :story:.
This person is the top tier of supporter and when I've skimmed the streams usually donated $25+ every single stream.
So it's really raising questions as to this persons involvement.
 
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Enny43's Twitter account has also been deleted more recently but he's clearly still editing the videos/making the thumbnails.
Enny has been purged from the Catboy Ranch!

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Izzy was the one who had Multiple Sclerosis and only managed to get about $3k of their $15k goal for Gender Reassignment surgery.
lol Keffals donated $100 to Izzy's gofundme... and $4,000 to Catboy Collector.

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I feel like Keffals would actually fit into Kiwifarms with how histrionic he is. In another life, he could've been dunking on troons with us.
He could have been dunking on troons even while being one.

It's like they say Internet racists don't care what race you are, so long as you're being racist.
 
He could have been dunking on troons even while being one.

It's like they say Internet racists don't care what race you are, so long as you're being racist.
Isekai Lucas arc. Relives his life with his parents, gets decent trade/education and isn't a disappointment to his father who would die from cancer anyway. Instead of being a literal hunchback basement dweller, he could've been old anon, pre faggotry goon, farms users and grow the fuck up instead turning into a fat filled tape worm in human form that he is now.

He laid his bed and he better lie in it, being end of his own bloodline. Alone, miserable and permanently deformed.
 
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