Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

The fact he used it to 'Caramelize' the outside of his turkey, that however is 100% unique Jack. Its impressive how he keeps managing this.

I looked it up and there are people who do this, but there are also people who eat cornstarch.

Real browning technique, dissolve a TINY amount of baking soda in water and brush with it before putting it in the oven. You don't really need to do this, though. If you cook at the right temperature and baste with the pan drippings a couple times, your problem will more be that it gets too brown (and dry) so in actuality you want to cover it loosely in foil at some point to slow that down.

Did he ever mention anything else about it? He said he was going to send it to some soldier but we never get any closure on that anecdote. Almost as if it never happened and he just ate it himself.

He probably just made up the soldier and threw it away because it was inedible even by Jagoff standards.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I looked it up and there are people who do this, but there are also people who eat cornstarch.

Real browning technique, dissolve a TINY amount of baking soda in water and brush with it before putting it in the oven. You don't really need to do this, though. If you cook at the right temperature b bm problem will more be that it gets too brown (and dry) so in actuality you want to cover it loosely in foil at some point to slow that down.

He probably just made up the soldier and threw it away because it was inedible even by Jagoff standa rdMs.

THANK you for bringing up the baking soda.

It's a traditional trick that some dont seem to know about. You can really play around with it too and get just the right amount of browning, or more of a "crisp", almost fried chicken type texture to the skin depending on how much baking soda, and the heat.

I really fucking hope he didnt really give the freeze dried meal to anyone..

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

“HOLIDAY SEASON” Livestream 11/11/23

• Jack likes The Marvels movie because it’s “classic Disney” and “doesn’t have a political agenda”. He says he met a couple of fans at a recent screening.
• People “love” the Aldi Thanksgiving video.
• Jack likes beer in chili but doesn’t drink beer because he doesn’t “like the taste”. His favorite beer to cook with is “La-Gween-tas”. He likes the “alcohol flavor” but says the alcohol cooks off in “seconds”.
• Jack is reading a comment live. “Jack is it true your head is shaped like… Hold on” - aaaand Boy’s Clubbed. “Thanks for the tip.”
• Between apple pie and cherry pie, Jack prefers “cream pie”.
• “Darnell Snead” is providing some much-needed levity in the chat.
• Jack is once again sending freeze-dried foods to enlisted members of the armed forces. This batch will include Skittles and other goodies.
• Charles is coming for Thanksgiving weekend and going shooting outdoors with Jack.
• Jack is going to try Recipe Roulette again with the “finger in the book” method, still doesn’t understand the point of a wheel. Jack is also continuing the AI recipes series.
• Someone in the chat asks if Jack likes giving Tammy cream pies. Jack comes *this close* to asking Tammy if she likes cream pies, but she’s distracted cooking waffles.
• Jack asks Bri if she likes cream pies. “Not really” This one is going over their heads.
• Zoey can’t do tricks because she’s “one and a half”. Jack previously didn’t like pit bulls but having Zoey changed his mind.
• Jack says he wants a cohost for the livestreams, but doesn’t elaborate and gets distracted talking about 7-11 taquitos.
• Power generator review still WIP. Jack also thinking about doing another VEVOR deep-fryer video.
• Spooky suggests putting sugar in your fuel tank since it helps protect the fuel. “I’ll have to look that up. I learn more from you guys than you learn from me.”
• Jack ends the livestream because he’s too busy filming new content.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Real browning technique, dissolve a TINY amount of baking soda in water and brush with it before putting it in the oven. You don't really need to do this, though. If you cook at the right temperature and baste with the pan drippings a couple times, your problem will more be that it gets too brown (and dry) so in actuality you want to cover it loosely in foil at some point to slow that down.

This is also a good way to get super crispy roasted potatoes.

Boil with a tiny bit of baking soda until they're practically done. Drain, toss with a bit of oil or fat . Then roast in a 450 degree oven for like 20 minutes. Best choice are Russet potatoes but Yukon Gold are good too.

“HOLIDAY SEASON” Livestream 11/11/23

• Jack likes The Marvels movie because it’s “classic Disney” and “doesn’t have a political agenda”. He says he met a couple of fans at a recent screening.
• People “love” the Aldi Thanksgiving video.
• Jack likes beer in chili but doesn’t drink beer because he doesn’t “like the taste”. His favorite beer to cook with is “La-Gween-tas”. He likes the “alcohol flavor” but says the alcohol cooks off in “seconds”.
• Jack is reading a comment live. “Jack is it true your head is shaped like… Hold on” - aaaand Boy’s Clubbed. “Thanks for the tip.”
• Between apple pie and cherry pie, Jack prefers “cream pie”.
• “Darnell Snead” is providing some much-needed levity in the chat.
• Jack is once again sending freeze-dried foods to enlisted members of the armed forces. This batch will include Skittles and other goodies.
• Charles is coming for Thanksgiving weekend and going shooting outdoors with Jack.
• Jack is going to try Recipe Roulette again with the “finger in the book” method, still doesn’t understand the point of a wheel. Jack is also continuing the AI recipes series.
• Someone in the chat asks if Jack likes giving Tammy cream pies. Jack comes *this close* to asking Tammy if she likes cream pies, but she’s distracted cooking waffles.
• Jack asks Bri if she likes cream pies. “Not really” This one is going over their heads.
• Zoey can’t do tricks because she’s “one and a half”. Jack previously didn’t like pit bulls but having Zoey changed his mind.
• Jack says he wants a cohost for the livestreams, but doesn’t elaborate and gets distracted talking about 7-11 taquitos.
• Power generator review still WIP. Jack also thinking about doing another VEVOR deep-fryer video.
• Spooky suggests putting sugar in your fuel tank since it helps protect the fuel. “I’ll have to look that up. I learn more from you guys than you learn from me.”
• Jack ends the livestream because he’s too busy filming new content.

He's such a mushbrain.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Charles is coming for Thanksgiving weekend and going shooting outdoors with Jack.

"Going shooting outdoors".

Sounds like Jack's going to get some cream pies and clapped cheeks this Thanksgiving.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I really fucking hope he didnt really give the freeze dried meal to anyone..

Steve1989 could handle it.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Steve1989 could handle it.

"Let's get this out on the tray"

He unzips the Ziploc bags of freeze dried fud.

"What the hell is this!?"

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I much prefer chicken to turkey, although last year I broke my turkey down into breast/legs and slow cooked the parts in a turkey cooker and it was pretty moist. Still not as good as chicken, but at least it wasn't dry.

Jack's doesn't look that good but at least it looks properly cooked instead of raw this time

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

"Let's get this out on the tray"

He unzips the Ziploc bags of freeze dried fud.

"What the hell is this!?"

I would pay good money to both parties to see this crossover happen. It'd also be a test of both of their limits - Can Steve's iron stomach, that which handled century old beef, survive Jacks ground salmonella home cooking?

 

[AnOminous]

Jack's doesn't look that good but at least it looks properly cooked instead of raw this time

It's probably raw on the inside because he got angy it wasn't charred enough on the outside and cranked up the temperature.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Steve1989 could handle it.

steve would actually be an amazing judge as far as how good any of the freeze dried "food" is. plus if he did not eat something that would be further proof that jack makes food for the wendigo and nobody else.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I just can't get over how much Jack's Aldi Thanksgiving looks like complete dogshit. I would be embarrassed to serve that slop to prisoners, let alone family members.

 

[AnOminous]

I just can't get over how much Jack's Aldi Thanksgiving looks like complete dogshit. I would be embarrassed to serve that slop to prisoners, let alone family members.

Even with the utterly generic ingredients he got he could have made a decent meal, i.e. the kind you actually would feed to prisoners or find in a soup kitchen Thanksgiving dinner.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

Even with the utterly generic ingredients he got he could have made a decent meal, i.e. the kind you actually would feed to prisoners or find in a soup kitchen Thanksgiving dinner.

Why make an actual meal when you can just reheat a bunch of canned goyslop, burn a turkey, and call it a day?

 

[Piggle Rick]

Why make an actual meal when you can just reheat a bunch of canned goyslop, burn a turkey, and call it a day?

I’d rather not eat for a day that have the crap he’s serving. Who decided candied tinned yams and tinned beans with tinned soup were nice things to eat anyway? Turkey itself is bad enough, let alone when ‘cooked’ by Jack. I notice he didn’t cut into it for the camera.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Steve1989 could handle it.

That guy has an iron stomach.

But he'd take one look at it and say, "yeah this is pretty bad".

steve would actually be an amazing judge as far as how good any of the freeze dried "food" is. plus if he did not eat something that would be further proof that jack makes food for the wendigo and nobody else.

He actually did a freeze dried Thanksgiving dinner last year or something.

Who decided candied tinned yams and tinned beans with tinned soup were nice things to eat anyway?

Suprisingly enough... a lot of people do.

I can honestly say that green bean casserole and candied yams are two things that I literally can't eat but so many people make them during Thanksgiving. It's frankly mystifying why they're so popular.

 

[AnOminous]

I can honestly say that green bean casserole and candied yams are two things that I literally can't eat but so many people make them during Thanksgiving. It's frankly mystifying why they're so popular.

The one green bean thing I'll eat on Thanksgiving is green beans (fresh) in broth with bacon and onions.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The one green bean thing I'll eat on Thanksgiving is green beans (fresh) in broth with bacon and onions.

I will do actual green beans but roasted in the oven and then tossed in a bit of garlic butter afterwards or sometimes just with toasted almonds.

 

[Piggle Rick]

The one green bean thing I'll eat on Thanksgiving is green beans (fresh) in broth with bacon and onions.

Steamed fresh green beans topped with fried garlic breadcrumbs for the win.
Definitely no tinned mushroom soup involved.

 

[Aunt Carol]

That guy has an iron stomach.

But he'd take one look at it and say, "yeah this is pretty bad".

Steve is also a much better dog owner than Jack. I remember the video where Steve explained that he didn't want to give Scooter1989 any 46-year-old meat because he didn't want to make him sick. "Me, on the other hand..."