Not that he'll ever be in the running for them, but some publishers, periodicals, and awards have word count limits, so you might want to get your promising story into the novelette category, for instance, or just long enough to be considered a novel. Or just have a size planned out so you don't go all Stephen King and have some bloated thousand page monstrosity because you can't cut to save your life.
From a couple pages back but this right here is how you know he has never had any intention of being a successful author
Harlan Ellison would sometimes have a public event where he'd sit in the window of a bookstore, someone would give him an opening line, and he'd write a short story then and there. But then he was actually a writer. None of this pussified 10 words a day stuff.
He fucking tweets so much you just miss so much. Pat has an amazing ability to just be so easy to hate, it has to be studied by real scientist to see what makes a man so, well, shit.
Is there anywhere that’s downhill for 2 hours? Pat looks like he’d roll pretty well.
He would never do that, but that's what voice AI is for. Porsalin uses AI P@t in the teaser for the documentary and it's pretty good.
"Splash of Kendo", God, he's such a cunt.
I for one hope he gets into a slapfight with a real actor, writer, or musician again. That was pretty fun.
"Quints and Patrick is still obese by medical standards."
Generally publishers have limits to keep out retards. If you make it big, fuck it, write a 1000 page epic, you got fans, it'll sell. But for the average book, we're looking around 80,000 words, roughly 300 pages in the average paperback
he sees GRRM do that shit where he releases like half a chapter as a teaser every two years while "working" on his book for 11 years, and thinks "wow this guys is doing this and he is super successful, i should copy him"
GRRM also an established author does many things at once. The Japs hired him to write the story for Elden Ring, which definitely took time from ASOIAF (and they probably held his feet to the fire to make him finish quickly.) Patrick doesn't have that excuse.
I suppose it helps his lack of empathy that he never leaves the house.
Even the 10 words a day people don’t actually write ten words a day - they average that over long periods of time,rewriting.
And there were usually 1000 words of lore only some of which ever ended up behind covers in things like the Silmarillion, although Christopher Tolkien made a career out of just curating it.
Fatrick is worried about this because he is fat and might be confused for blocking the street when he tries to walk to Hooligans.
This is proof Fatrick doesn't have an imagination. He literally just looked up some fighting styles and pretended that's what he trained
There is no way this fat fuck did any meaningful amount of aikido, kendo, or whatever the fuck. Find a picture of fatrick sitting seiza, which is a requirement for Japanese martial arts. If he could, he'd be bragging about it all the time.
You can't even infringe a copyright on something some fat fuck never even got around to writing.
Thanks for that page. I don’t think I’m strong enough to handle a book full of that drek.
Please don’t. There’s a transgender space crab. That’s enough.
